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Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe 🤗😂. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say “ILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the “Father Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like “Hey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha 😉. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. “GIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up 😍😂😂😂
Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her
 swaddling technique on the dog.
 Reddit u/ohaivoltage
 @DrSmashlove
So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe 🤗😂. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say “ILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the “Father Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like “Hey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha 😉. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. “GIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up 😍😂😂😂

So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

Crying, Facebook, and Memes: Mother of H&M Model Doesn't See Anything Wrong with Controversial Ad @balleralert OLEST MONr N THE JUNE Mother of H&M Model Doesn’t See Anything Wrong with Controversial Ad-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has found themselves in some deep s*** after their recent ad caused an uproar on social media. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After posting an ad that featured a black boy wearing a sweatshirt reading, "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle," the world went into frenzy over the controversial photo. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While many said the ad was problematic, Terry Mango, the boy’s mother, says she is cool with it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “That's my son...av [sic] been to all photo shoots and this was not an exception, everyone is entitled to their opinion about this," Mango said on Facebook. She also mentioned, "This is one of hundreds of outfits my son has modeled... stop crying Wolf all the time, unnecessary issue." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Celebrities from the likes of LeBronJames to Diddy have spoken out on the issue. Rumor has it, Diddy even offered the young boy a $1 million modeling contract with Sean John. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has since issued an apology saying: "We're deeply sorry that the picture was taken, and we also regret the actual print. Therefore, we've not only removed the image from our channels, but also the garment from our product offering." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In another post they said, "...we have got this wrong and we are deeply sorry. We have a responsibility to be aware of and attuned to all racial and cultural sensitivities - and we have not lived up to this responsibility this time..."
Crying, Facebook, and Memes: Mother of H&M Model Doesn't
 See Anything Wrong with
 Controversial Ad
 @balleralert
 OLEST MONr
 N THE JUNE
Mother of H&M Model Doesn’t See Anything Wrong with Controversial Ad-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has found themselves in some deep s*** after their recent ad caused an uproar on social media. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After posting an ad that featured a black boy wearing a sweatshirt reading, "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle," the world went into frenzy over the controversial photo. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While many said the ad was problematic, Terry Mango, the boy’s mother, says she is cool with it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “That's my son...av [sic] been to all photo shoots and this was not an exception, everyone is entitled to their opinion about this," Mango said on Facebook. She also mentioned, "This is one of hundreds of outfits my son has modeled... stop crying Wolf all the time, unnecessary issue." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Celebrities from the likes of LeBronJames to Diddy have spoken out on the issue. Rumor has it, Diddy even offered the young boy a $1 million modeling contract with Sean John. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has since issued an apology saying: "We're deeply sorry that the picture was taken, and we also regret the actual print. Therefore, we've not only removed the image from our channels, but also the garment from our product offering." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In another post they said, "...we have got this wrong and we are deeply sorry. We have a responsibility to be aware of and attuned to all racial and cultural sensitivities - and we have not lived up to this responsibility this time..."

Mother of H&M Model Doesn’t See Anything Wrong with Controversial Ad-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ H&M has found themselves in some ...

Beautiful, Family, and Head: Essence Acquired By Independent African- American Owned Company; All-Black, All- Women Executive Team To Own Equity Stake In The Business @balleralert BEAUTIFUL < ADEITヒトWAY 10 BETTER DEERRO NATURAL RECIPES FoR T FAMILY SN SMOOTHING RESTORING TOTAL FRIZZ-FIGHTING BEAUTIFUL POWERS OL INVE RUN Made with Tahinian Nomi &Monoi oanicl ENT soothe friu And soft㎝ Licks, and neranic Sha l'utter to condition and spair damage Feacuring shampoo, d daily hair po tos, plus specially folatemts n ayotaplete straightening mem kie niee Essence Acquired By Independent African-American Owned Company; All-Black, All-Women Executive Team To Own Equity Stake In The Business - blogged by: @msjennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Essence Communications Inc., which owns Essence Magazine and Essence Festival, has been acquired by an independent African-American-owned company, Essence Ventures LLC. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The Root, Essence Ventures announced that the black women’s lifestyle guide has gone back to black ownership with its acquisition. The company, acquired by Richelieu Dennis who is also the founder of Shea Moisture, plans to expand the multi-platform brand’s digital businesses, as it continues to “plant its rich content” in more global markets, according to Essence Ventures’ release. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “ . . . [W]e are excited to be able to return this culturally relevant and historically significant platform to ownership by the people and the consumers whom it serves, and offer new opportunities for the women leading the business to also be partners in the business,” Dennis said of the Essence brand acquisition. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As for Essence’s leadership, the brand’s president will continue to head the company, however, she will also join the board of directors and receive an equity stake in the company. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This acquisition of Essence represents the beginning of an exciting transformation of our iconic brand as it evolves to serve the needs and interests of multigenerational black women around the world in an even more elevated and comprehensive way across print, digital, e-commerce and experiential platforms,” Michelle Ebanks said. “In addition, it represents a critical recognition, centering and elevation of the black women running the business from solely a leadership position to a co-ownership position,” she continued, in reference to the brand’s executive team, which is comprised of black women.
Beautiful, Family, and Head: Essence Acquired By Independent African-
 American Owned Company; All-Black, All-
 Women Executive Team To Own Equity Stake
 In The Business
 @balleralert
 BEAUTIFUL
 < ADEITヒトWAY 10
 BETTER DEERRO
 NATURAL RECIPES FoR T
 FAMILY SN
 SMOOTHING RESTORING
 TOTAL FRIZZ-FIGHTING
 BEAUTIFUL POWERS OL
 INVE
 RUN
 Made with Tahinian Nomi &Monoi oanicl
 ENT
 soothe friu And soft㎝ Licks, and neranic Sha l'utter
 to condition and spair damage
 Feacuring shampoo, d daily hair
 po tos, plus specially folatemts n
 ayotaplete straightening mem kie niee
Essence Acquired By Independent African-American Owned Company; All-Black, All-Women Executive Team To Own Equity Stake In The Business - blogged by: @msjennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Essence Communications Inc., which owns Essence Magazine and Essence Festival, has been acquired by an independent African-American-owned company, Essence Ventures LLC. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The Root, Essence Ventures announced that the black women’s lifestyle guide has gone back to black ownership with its acquisition. The company, acquired by Richelieu Dennis who is also the founder of Shea Moisture, plans to expand the multi-platform brand’s digital businesses, as it continues to “plant its rich content” in more global markets, according to Essence Ventures’ release. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “ . . . [W]e are excited to be able to return this culturally relevant and historically significant platform to ownership by the people and the consumers whom it serves, and offer new opportunities for the women leading the business to also be partners in the business,” Dennis said of the Essence brand acquisition. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As for Essence’s leadership, the brand’s president will continue to head the company, however, she will also join the board of directors and receive an equity stake in the company. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This acquisition of Essence represents the beginning of an exciting transformation of our iconic brand as it evolves to serve the needs and interests of multigenerational black women around the world in an even more elevated and comprehensive way across print, digital, e-commerce and experiential platforms,” Michelle Ebanks said. “In addition, it represents a critical recognition, centering and elevation of the black women running the business from solely a leadership position to a co-ownership position,” she continued, in reference to the brand’s executive team, which is comprised of black women.

Essence Acquired By Independent African-American Owned Company; All-Black, All-Women Executive Team To Own Equity Stake In The Business - bl...

Africa, Donald Trump, and Memes: Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids" And All Nigerians Live In "Huts" After Losing Fight For Discriminatory Travel Ban @balleralert Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids” And All Nigerians Live In “Huts” After Losing Fight For Discriminatory Travel Ban – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months after Donald Trump launched the controversial travel ban, which restricted travelers from several Muslim-majority countries, Trump held a meeting to discuss this year’s immigration statistics. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The New York Times, six officials who, either attended or were told about the meeting, said Trump read from a document that was written by his domestic policy adviser, Stephen Miller. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Haiti had sent 15,000 people. They “all have AIDS,” Trump said, according to one person who was there. Another person, who was briefed about the meeting by another attendee, confirmed the statement. “Forty thousand had come from Nigeria. Once they had seen the United States, they would never “go back to their huts” in Africa,” the Celebrity-in-Chief reportedly continued, according to two other officials. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York Times reports that things eventually heated up in the meeting between John F. Kelly, Miller, and Rex W. Tillerson, to the point where the rest of the staffers were asked to leave. However, the staff members were still able to hear Trump scolding the senior advisors after their exit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the release of the report, White House correspondent Sarah Huckabee Sanders denied that Trump used the words, “Aids” or “huts” to describe any immigrants. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “General Kelly, General McMaster, Secretary Tillerson, secretary Nielsen and all other senior staff actually in the meeting deny these outrageous claims,” she said. “It’s both sad and telling The New York Times would print the lies of their anonymous ‘sources’ anyway.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Other meeting attendees said they did not hear Trump say those words, but two others said they did and spread the message.
Africa, Donald Trump, and Memes: Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids" And All
 Nigerians Live In "Huts" After Losing Fight For
 Discriminatory Travel Ban
 @balleralert
Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids” And All Nigerians Live In “Huts” After Losing Fight For Discriminatory Travel Ban – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months after Donald Trump launched the controversial travel ban, which restricted travelers from several Muslim-majority countries, Trump held a meeting to discuss this year’s immigration statistics. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The New York Times, six officials who, either attended or were told about the meeting, said Trump read from a document that was written by his domestic policy adviser, Stephen Miller. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Haiti had sent 15,000 people. They “all have AIDS,” Trump said, according to one person who was there. Another person, who was briefed about the meeting by another attendee, confirmed the statement. “Forty thousand had come from Nigeria. Once they had seen the United States, they would never “go back to their huts” in Africa,” the Celebrity-in-Chief reportedly continued, according to two other officials. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York Times reports that things eventually heated up in the meeting between John F. Kelly, Miller, and Rex W. Tillerson, to the point where the rest of the staffers were asked to leave. However, the staff members were still able to hear Trump scolding the senior advisors after their exit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the release of the report, White House correspondent Sarah Huckabee Sanders denied that Trump used the words, “Aids” or “huts” to describe any immigrants. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “General Kelly, General McMaster, Secretary Tillerson, secretary Nielsen and all other senior staff actually in the meeting deny these outrageous claims,” she said. “It’s both sad and telling The New York Times would print the lies of their anonymous ‘sources’ anyway.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Other meeting attendees said they did not hear Trump say those words, but two others said they did and spread the message.

Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids” And All Nigerians Live In “Huts” After Losing Fight For Discriminatory Travel Ban – blogged by @MsJenn...

Memes, Taxi, and 🤖: LUTO KELLU CADAMURO Essa noite Kelly deu carona para um homem, ele há estuprou e a matou. Kelly é a vítima, mas ela deu carona para um homem que ela não conhecia, como pode?! Larissa fez um desabafo em um grupo, falando do seu relacionamento abusivo. Deram um print e enviaram para seu companheiro. Ele à matou. Ela era a vítima, mas pra que ela foi postar no grupo? Era coisa deles. Joana, 70 anos teve sua casa invadida, o ladrão há amarrou, torturou e à estuprou. Joana era a vítima, mas Dona Joana abriu a porta para o ladrão. Solange foi espancada até a morte pelo companheiro. Ela era a vítima, mas Solange vivia com um ex presidiário, queria o quê. Amanda pegou um táxi depois de sair da balada. O taxista a estuprou, torturou, matou e queimou seu corpo. Ela era a vítima, mas Amanda estava com vestido curto e sozinha na rua de madrugada, procurou. Adriele e Beatriz de 3 anos foram deixadas na porta da escola, dois homens as apanharam, mataram, e queimaram seu corpo, por causa do estado não teve como concluir abuso sexual, elas estavam sem a parte de baixo da roupa. Elas eram as vítimas, mas as duas voltaram quando os homens às chamou oferecendo balas, não deveriam ter ido. Até quando as vítimas irão se tornam culpadas?! Até quando iremos arrumar desculpas para as maldades do mundo?! VÍTIMA É VÍTIMA! Não tem desculpas para acontecer. Eu queria saber quantas Kellys, Larissas, Joanas, Solanges, Amandas, Adrieles, Beatriz, vão ter que morrer pra que as pessoas entendam a gravidade do atual mundo em que estamos vivendo! Luto por todas essas mulheres e as que não foram citadas, e pela morte do respeito e do caráter da sociedade! Precisamos melhorar nossos jeito de pensar, para tentar mudar o mundo..... Nada justifica tanta Maldades, ninguém tem o direito de tirar a vida de ninguém 😭😞
Memes, Taxi, and 🤖: LUTO
 KELLU CADAMURO
Essa noite Kelly deu carona para um homem, ele há estuprou e a matou. Kelly é a vítima, mas ela deu carona para um homem que ela não conhecia, como pode?! Larissa fez um desabafo em um grupo, falando do seu relacionamento abusivo. Deram um print e enviaram para seu companheiro. Ele à matou. Ela era a vítima, mas pra que ela foi postar no grupo? Era coisa deles. Joana, 70 anos teve sua casa invadida, o ladrão há amarrou, torturou e à estuprou. Joana era a vítima, mas Dona Joana abriu a porta para o ladrão. Solange foi espancada até a morte pelo companheiro. Ela era a vítima, mas Solange vivia com um ex presidiário, queria o quê. Amanda pegou um táxi depois de sair da balada. O taxista a estuprou, torturou, matou e queimou seu corpo. Ela era a vítima, mas Amanda estava com vestido curto e sozinha na rua de madrugada, procurou. Adriele e Beatriz de 3 anos foram deixadas na porta da escola, dois homens as apanharam, mataram, e queimaram seu corpo, por causa do estado não teve como concluir abuso sexual, elas estavam sem a parte de baixo da roupa. Elas eram as vítimas, mas as duas voltaram quando os homens às chamou oferecendo balas, não deveriam ter ido. Até quando as vítimas irão se tornam culpadas?! Até quando iremos arrumar desculpas para as maldades do mundo?! VÍTIMA É VÍTIMA! Não tem desculpas para acontecer. Eu queria saber quantas Kellys, Larissas, Joanas, Solanges, Amandas, Adrieles, Beatriz, vão ter que morrer pra que as pessoas entendam a gravidade do atual mundo em que estamos vivendo! Luto por todas essas mulheres e as que não foram citadas, e pela morte do respeito e do caráter da sociedade! Precisamos melhorar nossos jeito de pensar, para tentar mudar o mundo..... Nada justifica tanta Maldades, ninguém tem o direito de tirar a vida de ninguém 😭😞

Essa noite Kelly deu carona para um homem, ele há estuprou e a matou. Kelly é a vítima, mas ela deu carona para um homem que ela não conheci...

Af, Ass, and Aww: r/aww u/Babykins9.1d . i.redd.it She's only been here five days but she's completely melted my heart @DrSmashlove I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me: “I legit gave basketball shorts to a guy the other night 🙈. IT WASNT AN EX BOYFRIENDS THO. IT WAS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE WAS JUST A FRIEND. I BORROWED THEM FOR "OPPOSITE SEX" DAY 😂😂”. Men y’all be careful now. U ain’t een gotta date a girl for her to steal yo sh!t! It could be a friend! I’m starting to notice that in addition to savagery, u women got kleptomania in yo blood...finna start locking up all my belongings whenever ANY woman enter my crib...even my sisters...Smash ain’t taking no chances - I love my lil sister but come to think of it she was eyeing my VitaMix a lil too hard last time she slid thru my spot 🤔 - baby u hella dear to me but u gotta get yo own VitaMix 🤗😂. Now then, on my last post, one of my followers said: “it’s just a pair of shorts they’re clean shut up and put them on...but you will not sit on my couch bare ass!!😒” Hold up 🤔. Hol...TF up. We not suppose to do that? Like that’s rude? Bruv. I ain’t been living right 😂. Brother like me, after laying pipe? I sit ALL on the damn couch...or any other surface for that matter. Matter fact I walk around her whole apartment room to room like a cot damn king. Like Borat Said bruv “king in de castle, king in de castle ☺️”. U feel me? I just skretched the lil Nani out bruv? Gave it a workout? Lil Punani CrossFit bruv? PunaniFit® lol? I’m king in de castle now. But all this time I’m suppose to wear another man’s b-ball Shorts so as not to leave my NutPrint®? Woman. I’m Hygienic af. Ain no NutPrint® gwan over here. But even if I DID leave such a print, u gon get this NutPrint®. I’m a dawg. And a dawg always gon leave his mark. U don’t get one without the other. If dating women means we gon ‘lose’ our favorite garments, u gotta deal with the fact that u gon get this NutPrint®. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂
Af, Ass, and Aww: r/aww
 u/Babykins9.1d . i.redd.it
 She's only been here five days but she's
 completely melted my heart
 @DrSmashlove
I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me: “I legit gave basketball shorts to a guy the other night 🙈. IT WASNT AN EX BOYFRIENDS THO. IT WAS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE WAS JUST A FRIEND. I BORROWED THEM FOR "OPPOSITE SEX" DAY 😂😂”. Men y’all be careful now. U ain’t een gotta date a girl for her to steal yo sh!t! It could be a friend! I’m starting to notice that in addition to savagery, u women got kleptomania in yo blood...finna start locking up all my belongings whenever ANY woman enter my crib...even my sisters...Smash ain’t taking no chances - I love my lil sister but come to think of it she was eyeing my VitaMix a lil too hard last time she slid thru my spot 🤔 - baby u hella dear to me but u gotta get yo own VitaMix 🤗😂. Now then, on my last post, one of my followers said: “it’s just a pair of shorts they’re clean shut up and put them on...but you will not sit on my couch bare ass!!😒” Hold up 🤔. Hol...TF up. We not suppose to do that? Like that’s rude? Bruv. I ain’t been living right 😂. Brother like me, after laying pipe? I sit ALL on the damn couch...or any other surface for that matter. Matter fact I walk around her whole apartment room to room like a cot damn king. Like Borat Said bruv “king in de castle, king in de castle ☺️”. U feel me? I just skretched the lil Nani out bruv? Gave it a workout? Lil Punani CrossFit bruv? PunaniFit® lol? I’m king in de castle now. But all this time I’m suppose to wear another man’s b-ball Shorts so as not to leave my NutPrint®? Woman. I’m Hygienic af. Ain no NutPrint® gwan over here. But even if I DID leave such a print, u gon get this NutPrint®. I’m a dawg. And a dawg always gon leave his mark. U don’t get one without the other. If dating women means we gon ‘lose’ our favorite garments, u gotta deal with the fact that u gon get this NutPrint®. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂

I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me:...