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So then the private said “Sargent, my rifle won’t fire”: So then the private said “Sargent, my rifle won’t fire”

So then the private said “Sargent, my rifle won’t fire”

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I can see a Karen secret society forming an ambush in a private Facebook group.: I can see a Karen secret society forming an ambush in a private Facebook group.

I can see a Karen secret society forming an ambush in a private Facebook group.

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goldhornsandblackwool: M E S S Y “Just a by the by: “private” messages sent to individual people during a Zoom meeting show up in the end-of-meeting transcript along with all other public messages. Tell your friends, save a life.“ : goldhornsandblackwool: M E S S Y “Just a by the by: “private” messages sent to individual people during a Zoom meeting show up in the end-of-meeting transcript along with all other public messages. Tell your friends, save a life.“

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capn-beeb: left-reminders: psycho333-s-vent: Nice try but putins operatives accusing someone isnt credible Translation: “There’s no way this man who flagrantly disregards the personal space of women and children in public, with cameras pointing at him, could ever possibly do something more violent in private. I’m a shill for this war hawk asswipe who has a long record of right-wing policy support, lies, and creepy behavior.” centrists have brain rot : capn-beeb: left-reminders: psycho333-s-vent: Nice try but putins operatives accusing someone isnt credible Translation: “There’s no way this man who flagrantly disregards the personal space of women and children in public, with cameras pointing at him, could ever possibly do something more violent in private. I’m a shill for this war hawk asswipe who has a long record of right-wing policy support, lies, and creepy behavior.” centrists have brain rot

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microsoft: i didn’t steal your private code i own github: microsoft: i didn’t steal your private code i own github

microsoft: i didn’t steal your private code i own github

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midnight-spectrum-again: hopefortheflowersss: mizukiinozomii: spsyched: ladyofthegeneral: bonnieblue85: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts THIS IS SO IMPORTANT Reblogging because I care about you guys Important Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. Everyone should reblog this! Very useful. To that last one that shit is NO JOKE Boasting the FUCK out of this : midnight-spectrum-again: hopefortheflowersss: mizukiinozomii: spsyched: ladyofthegeneral: bonnieblue85: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts THIS IS SO IMPORTANT Reblogging because I care about you guys Important Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. Everyone should reblog this! Very useful. To that last one that shit is NO JOKE Boasting the FUCK out of this

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I’ll go out of my way for the private one: I’ll go out of my way for the private one

I’ll go out of my way for the private one

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why-animals-do-the-thing: actualaster: kidzbopdeathgrips: sydario: springcottage: thedragonwoodconservancy on ig laser gun gator boys oh my god i didn’t realize this video had audio Okay as adorable as this looks, I’m pretty sure that’s a distress sound? A “mommy help me I’m scared come save me!” sound? @why-animals-do-the-thing This video is from Dragonwood Wildlife Conservancy, and they are yearling (last year’s babies) Cuban crocodiles. Good news for you, this isn’t actually a distress call! According to @kaijutegu (and her giant bookshelf full of reptile resources), the laser sounds are an affiliative social call that young Cuban crocodiles use to communicate with their parents. They normally stop making the noise at around two years old, which is approximately when they start dispersing from the family group. See, Cuban crocodiles are a super social species - and one of the few where the fathers stick around and provide paternal care for the babies! In the wild, babies would regularly interact with both parents, including when they provide food. This call is basically the type of vocalization that the babies use to communicated with their parents. These crocodiles are being hand-raised as part of a private-sector breeding and reintroduction program (because the parents are so protective of their offspring that if you left them the babies to raise, you’d never be able to safely get close to them), and so they’re responding to the guy in the video the same way because he’s constant known safe individual and also the provider of food. He’s not a threat - his presence is a good thing, and he’s worth interacting with because it normally means food. You can also tell from their behavior and body language that they’re not stressed: some of the crocodiles are actively climbing on him and interaction of their own volition, but the ones that aren’t don’t show any indicators of hyper-vigilance. If that were a distress call, every crocodile that heard it would be alert and on edge looking for the threat. Distress calls tend to only happen once or twice, because in the wild continuing to make noise makes a baby more vulnerable: so these crocodiles wouldn’t be continually vocalizing if they felt threatened. There’s no snapping or gaping or freezing, all of which would be behavioral indicators of distress or discomfort. (Here’s a video of a baby nile crocodile being harassed by photographers which will give you a visual reference for both freezing and gaping.) So, hey, this is certifiably cute - and good for conservation! Babus: why-animals-do-the-thing: actualaster: kidzbopdeathgrips: sydario: springcottage: thedragonwoodconservancy on ig laser gun gator boys oh my god i didn’t realize this video had audio Okay as adorable as this looks, I’m pretty sure that’s a distress sound? A “mommy help me I’m scared come save me!” sound? @why-animals-do-the-thing This video is from Dragonwood Wildlife Conservancy, and they are yearling (last year’s babies) Cuban crocodiles. Good news for you, this isn’t actually a distress call! According to @kaijutegu (and her giant bookshelf full of reptile resources), the laser sounds are an affiliative social call that young Cuban crocodiles use to communicate with their parents. They normally stop making the noise at around two years old, which is approximately when they start dispersing from the family group. See, Cuban crocodiles are a super social species - and one of the few where the fathers stick around and provide paternal care for the babies! In the wild, babies would regularly interact with both parents, including when they provide food. This call is basically the type of vocalization that the babies use to communicated with their parents. These crocodiles are being hand-raised as part of a private-sector breeding and reintroduction program (because the parents are so protective of their offspring that if you left them the babies to raise, you’d never be able to safely get close to them), and so they’re responding to the guy in the video the same way because he’s constant known safe individual and also the provider of food. He’s not a threat - his presence is a good thing, and he’s worth interacting with because it normally means food. You can also tell from their behavior and body language that they’re not stressed: some of the crocodiles are actively climbing on him and interaction of their own volition, but the ones that aren’t don’t show any indicators of hyper-vigilance. If that were a distress call, every crocodile that heard it would be alert and on edge looking for the threat. Distress calls tend to only happen once or twice, because in the wild continuing to make noise makes a baby more vulnerable: so these crocodiles wouldn’t be continually vocalizing if they felt threatened. There’s no snapping or gaping or freezing, all of which would be behavioral indicators of distress or discomfort. (Here’s a video of a baby nile crocodile being harassed by photographers which will give you a visual reference for both freezing and gaping.) So, hey, this is certifiably cute - and good for conservation! Babus

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J-Lo flying home on her private jet not giving a flying f*ck what Nancy from Nebraska thought of her halftime show at the Super Bowl https://t.co/LB4bah7xDO: J-Lo flying home on her private jet not giving a flying f*ck what Nancy from Nebraska thought of her halftime show at the Super Bowl https://t.co/LB4bah7xDO

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finnglas: jenniferrpovey: zucca101: magicalhomesandstuff: This is Foxglove. It’s a classy umbrella boutique in Hong Kong, that sells silver-handled English “brollies” but it has a big secret. Foxglove caters to the fantasy of being a British spy. There is one umbrella’s silver handle that will open the door to the posh, luxury world of the gentleman spy. The dining room and bar look like a private jet. The hallway looks like a cruise ship. Then, there’s a room that looks like a high-speed train car. There’s one other hidden entrance that can only be accessed by guests who know to place their hand on a floral painting at the end of a corridor until it glows. This signals the undercover bartender to open the door where a classic library awaits, a hidden sanctuary of leather club chairs, marble counters and books all around. Pretty swanky, huh? Then, when you’re ready to go, take the elevator back down to the umbrella shop. http://www.foxglovehk.com/ That is exquisite… HOW did I not know about this? Grrr…I could have used it in a book! wait so did Kingsman just film here or…? : finnglas: jenniferrpovey: zucca101: magicalhomesandstuff: This is Foxglove. It’s a classy umbrella boutique in Hong Kong, that sells silver-handled English “brollies” but it has a big secret. Foxglove caters to the fantasy of being a British spy. There is one umbrella’s silver handle that will open the door to the posh, luxury world of the gentleman spy. The dining room and bar look like a private jet. The hallway looks like a cruise ship. Then, there’s a room that looks like a high-speed train car. There’s one other hidden entrance that can only be accessed by guests who know to place their hand on a floral painting at the end of a corridor until it glows. This signals the undercover bartender to open the door where a classic library awaits, a hidden sanctuary of leather club chairs, marble counters and books all around. Pretty swanky, huh? Then, when you’re ready to go, take the elevator back down to the umbrella shop. http://www.foxglovehk.com/ That is exquisite… HOW did I not know about this? Grrr…I could have used it in a book! wait so did Kingsman just film here or…?

finnglas: jenniferrpovey: zucca101: magicalhomesandstuff: This is Foxglove. It’s a classy umbrella boutique in Hong Kong, that sells s...

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Those free private repos though.: Those free private repos though.

Those free private repos though.

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drawbauchery: drawbauchery:not each other, but. no they don’t, this is call of duty fanart. Call of Duty: Modern Fuckfare: thehunterofdemon said to drawbauchery: so private and kowalski new year resolution is to fuck huh? nice ... AWBAUCHERY drawbauchery: drawbauchery:not each other, but. no they don’t, this is call of duty fanart. Call of Duty: Modern Fuckfare

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Yes for trespassing: YES TRESPASSING THIS IS A PRIVATE DOCK, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SIT HERE AND ENJOY THE VIEN CANADA 100 Yes for trespassing

Yes for trespassing

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True story!!!!: ata Types Arithmetic If Sv ernary Operator Arrays Fo oop Do While Loop User In trin LEARN C++ ecursion File /O Exception oIN ONE VIDEO lass Objects Private Publi rototypes Static Encapsul, onstructors Destructors T > I )2:52 / 35040:04 True story!!!!

True story!!!!

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I’m particularly not a fan of Java but, this is straight fire: public class Girl { private int age = 28; public int getAge() { return 20; %3D } I’m particularly not a fan of Java but, this is straight fire

I’m particularly not a fan of Java but, this is straight fire

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mizukiinozomii: spsyched: ladyofthegeneral: bonnieblue85: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts THIS IS SO IMPORTANT Reblogging because I care about you guys Important Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. Everyone should reblog this! Very useful. : Facts that can save your life. If you vomit and it looks like coffee grounds, you need to get to a hospital. You're bleeding somew The partially digested blood comes up looking like coffee grounds. here and it's reaching your stomach If you ever almost drown to the point of throwing up water or passing out, even if you feel 100% fine, get to a hospital. Your lungs can unwittingly self-fill up with fluid over the next few hours. When having a heart attack, you don't swallow asprin, you chew it. Then swallow. If you're ever somewhere really high (e.g hiking) and you hear crunchy/crinkling noises in the air and/or feel static electricity (like your hair standing up) . get out of there immediately, lightning is on it's way If you're at the beach and the ocean suddenly recedes, get to high ground. ASAP Rohypnol, the date rape drug, has a salty taste to it. Utrafacts.umblr.com mizukiinozomii: spsyched: ladyofthegeneral: bonnieblue85: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts THIS IS SO IMPORTANT Reblogging because I care about you guys Important Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. Everyone should reblog this! Very useful.

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meselfandwhy: “Welcome home!” A little request from ryupioupiou I guess the little demon extermination was tougher than they expected.: meselfandwhy: “Welcome home!” A little request from ryupioupiou I guess the little demon extermination was tougher than they expected.

meselfandwhy: “Welcome home!” A little request from ryupioupiou I guess the little demon extermination was tougher than they expected.

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astrofyre: grimelords: the internet is a cauldron that you speak your wishes into and then watch on in horror as they come bubbling to the surface Ok so this was too wild for me to see and not know the context so i just looked up the article and apparently there was a nuclear site in brazil that shifted its location in 1985, abandoning its old one, but the court ordered private security to be held over the abandoned site while the outcome of lawsuits were pending after there were litigations about the contents of the area And on the one day that one of the security guards didnt show up to work, two scavangers looted the abandoned nuclear site and took a bunch of radioactive shit (including a capsule of Cesium Chloride and a Radiotherapy device core) -which they would have no idea were as dangerous as they were until later in the day when they both started displaying symptoms of radiation; vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, external burns where the capsule had been exposed to. After breaking the radioactive core open, one of the looters noticed the contents appeared as a “glowing blue” powder-like substance. He proceeded to sell it to a local scrapyard, and the owner of said yard invited every person he could to come witness the mysterious powder. By this time, multiple of one of the looter’s fingers, and the other’s forearm had needed amputation due to the effects of direct exposure, and after 2 weeks of the radiactive goods’ theft, 6 locations had been contaminated and 112,000 people were examined for radiation exposure, about 1,000 of these people identified as having recieved “more than a year’s worth of background radiation” All because this security guard played hooky and took his family to see Herbie Goes Bananas. : Results for herbie goes thermonuclear (without quotes): How "Herbie Goes Bananas" Led to a Radioactive Disaster | Commonplace Fun ... https://commonplacefacts.wordpress.com > Mobile-friendly - May 8, 2015 - Herbie Goes Bananas, the 1980 film about a Volkswagen Beetle that is Few could have guessed, however, that it ... would play a part in one of the worst nuclear disasters in history. astrofyre: grimelords: the internet is a cauldron that you speak your wishes into and then watch on in horror as they come bubbling to the surface Ok so this was too wild for me to see and not know the context so i just looked up the article and apparently there was a nuclear site in brazil that shifted its location in 1985, abandoning its old one, but the court ordered private security to be held over the abandoned site while the outcome of lawsuits were pending after there were litigations about the contents of the area And on the one day that one of the security guards didnt show up to work, two scavangers looted the abandoned nuclear site and took a bunch of radioactive shit (including a capsule of Cesium Chloride and a Radiotherapy device core) -which they would have no idea were as dangerous as they were until later in the day when they both started displaying symptoms of radiation; vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, external burns where the capsule had been exposed to. After breaking the radioactive core open, one of the looters noticed the contents appeared as a “glowing blue” powder-like substance. He proceeded to sell it to a local scrapyard, and the owner of said yard invited every person he could to come witness the mysterious powder. By this time, multiple of one of the looter’s fingers, and the other’s forearm had needed amputation due to the effects of direct exposure, and after 2 weeks of the radiactive goods’ theft, 6 locations had been contaminated and 112,000 people were examined for radiation exposure, about 1,000 of these people identified as having recieved “more than a year’s worth of background radiation” All because this security guard played hooky and took his family to see Herbie Goes Bananas.

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private: ashley yates @brownblaze Everyone, there's no need to worry, the private prison company running ICE detention facilities has a special prison bus for babies. this is fine. geogroup.com/News-Detail/Ne... GRACO CGRACO GRACO GRACO

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This movie always makes me cry: saving private Skipper Kowalski Rico Mission to save one penguin DREAMWORKS PICTURES AO PARAMOUNT PICTURES PRES A AMBUN ENTERTANMENT PRODUCTON NASSCATON MUTUAL FLM COMPANY TOM HANKS SAVING PRVATE RYAN EDMARO BURNS MATT DAMON TOM SnMORE BONNE CURTIS AND ALLISON LYON SEGANJOHN WILLIAMS DANNA JOHSTONMCHAEL KAHN AGE TOM SANDERS ANSZ KAMNSS STEVEN SPIELBERG & JAN BRYCE A MARK GOROON GARY LEVNSCHNROBERT RODAT TSTEVEN SPIELBERG Em This movie always makes me cry

This movie always makes me cry

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Anarchist attitudes towards private property.: Anarchist attitudes towards private property Everything belongs to me, morals aren't real, I'm gonna steal whatever I want Imao. You just think I'm wrong because the ruling class has taught you to respect property rights for their own ends. "Dude... we have to respect the property rights of the ruling elites... it's only fair, bro... stop laughing please. I swear I'm totally a real anarchist." Private "property" is just the name for the institution that allows wealthy elites to tax the personal property and product of labor away from those beneath them. Anarchist attitudes towards private property.

Anarchist attitudes towards private property.

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goawfma:this is really chilling: #1 reanimated o feminst breakf... Follow @damienredicamn1 Born in Baghdad, Layla Al-Attar was one of th first female graduates of its Institute of Fine Arts, going on to become a well-known painter and the director of the Iragi National Art Museum. Often depicting nude figures within primordial landscapes, her surreal works harken back to origin stories such as The Epic of Gilgamesh and the Garden of Eden Painted in 1993, this unfinished work is amon the very last she undertook. Before being able to complete it, she was killed at home in a missile attack ordered by President Bill Clinton. Layla Al-Attar Iragi, 1944-1993 Unfinished painting 1993 Oil on canvas Private collection 2:01 PM - 5 Dec 2019 4,296 Retweets 12,144 Likes Layla Al-Attar Iraqi, 1944-1993 Unfinished painting 1993 Oil on canvas Private collection Born in Baghdad, Layla Al-Attar was one of the first female graduates of its Institute of Fine Arts, going on to become a well-known painter and the director of the Iraqi National Art Museum. Often depicting nude figures within primordial landscapes, her surreal works harken back to origin stories such as The Epic of Gilgamesh and the Garden of Eden. Painted in 1993, this unfinished work is among the very last she undertook. Before being able to complete it, she was killed at home in a missile attack ordered by President Bill Clinton. Your Woke Aunty Follow @YasminYonis "Before she was able to finish it, she was killed at home in a missile attack ordered by President Clinton." #1 reanimated ofeminst breakfast abolitionist @damienr. 2:29 PM - 5 Dec 2019 14,616 Retweets 39,715 Likes goawfma:this is really chilling

goawfma:this is really chilling

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We are busy winning battles in private and achieving dreams in public. Shout out to you for getting out of bed and facing the day! Respect for you for grinding out the day and trying to build something that is worth it all!: Shout out to everyone making progress that no one recognizes because you never let anyone see your darkest moments. You've been silently winning battles and transforming yourself, be proud of every step you're making in the right direction. Keep going because you got this. We are busy winning battles in private and achieving dreams in public. Shout out to you for getting out of bed and facing the day! Respect for you for grinding out the day and trying to build something that is worth it all!

We are busy winning battles in private and achieving dreams in public. Shout out to you for getting out of bed and facing the day! Respec...

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private: m4ge went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked "do you want some more?" i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese.

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We are busy winning battles in private and achieving dreams in public. Shout out to you for getting out of bed and facing the day! Respect for you for grinding out the day and trying to build something that is worth it all!: Shout out to everyone making progress that no one recognizes because you never let anyone see your darkest moments. You've been silently winning battles and transforming yourself, be proud of every step you're making in the right direction. Keep going because you got this. We are busy winning battles in private and achieving dreams in public. Shout out to you for getting out of bed and facing the day! Respect for you for grinding out the day and trying to build something that is worth it all!

We are busy winning battles in private and achieving dreams in public. Shout out to you for getting out of bed and facing the day! Respec...

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meirl: luisa @666bitchcraft Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up Me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway I'm HORNY and SUICIDAL meirl

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meirl by VitalSpace MORE MEMES: luisa @666bitchcraft Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up Me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway I'm HORNY and SUICIDAL meirl by VitalSpace MORE MEMES

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awesomesthesia: What a boi: This is the funeral of Private Kevin Elliott who was killed during a battle with the Taliban in Afghanistan. The ceremony was held in Dundee, Scotland. His best friend Barry Delaney wore a green dress to honor a long time agreement that if one of them dies, the other has to wear a bright green dress to the funeral. awesomesthesia: What a boi

awesomesthesia: What a boi

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I need space on my phone but I might want these later dump: If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer. I need space on my phone but I might want these later dump

I need space on my phone but I might want these later dump

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madnessofmen:only address me as The Friend from now on: Public Universal Friend The Public Universal Friend (born Jemima Wilkinson; November 29, 1752 – July 1, 1819), was born as an English- American to a Quaker family on Rhode Island, and was assigned female at birth. This person suffered a severe illness in 1776 (age 24), and reported having died and been reanimated by the power of God as a genderless evangelist named the Public Universal Friend. The Friend refused to answer any A portrait of the Public Universal a longer to the previous name, Friend, from the Friend's biography Jemima Wilkinson, (1 quoted Luke written by David Hudson in 1821. 23:3 ("thou sayest it") when visitors asked if it was the name of the person they were addressing, and ignored or chastised those who insisted on using it. The preacher shunned the name "Jemima" completely, having friends hold realty in trust rather than see the name on deeds and titles. Even when a lawyer insisted that the person's Will should identify its subject as having been born under the name Jemima, the preacher refused to sign that name, only making an X which others witnessed, even though the Friend could read and write.2) The Friend asked not to be referred to with gendered pronouns. Followers respected these wishes, avoiding gender-specific pronouns even in private diaries, and referring only to "the Public Universal Friend" or short forms such as "the Friend" or "P.U.F."3] madnessofmen:only address me as The Friend from now on

madnessofmen:only address me as The Friend from now on

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Improvise, Adapt, Overcome: ** 79% 11:35 Share Bedroom for Rent's Profile Tap to send to friends Bedroom for Rent, 25 O 52 miles away | bought a house and I need a roommate. The house is fully furnished with all appliances and high speed internet. I'm looking for someone cool that I can share a bathroom and common areas with. $400 total. You get your own private bedroom. Located on the North side of Lafayette. SHARE BEDROOM FOR RENT'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS REPORT BEDROOM FOR RENT Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

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Orange text on dark background, if you know what I mean…: Rules of the North Or: "What south European exchange students need to know" Roads are salted & sanded. .NEVER wear shoes in someone else's home. Floors are cold in the winter. .offer your shoeless guests warm slippers. They're cheap, you can afford it. No one wants to hear your private conversations.. so don't scream at your speaker phone in public. IM NOT SCREAMING In fact, no screaming. Ever. For any reason. If you get run over by a timber truck, you're allowed to yell once, but that's it. I'M ITALIAN And, for the love of whatever god you pray to: ASK before lighting up in someone else's home! Welcome Orange text on dark background, if you know what I mean…

Orange text on dark background, if you know what I mean…

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Also strong opinions on whether properties should be private: Thinking about class structure Object-oriented programmers Marxists Also strong opinions on whether properties should be private

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I hate capitalism: Poster in chief @lnternetHippo Medicare For All? No thanks, I don't want to pay for other people's health care. I like private insurance, where I pay for other people's health care AND for the salaries of bloodsucking middlemen whose entire purpose is telling me No when I need medicine Q 18,872 likes I hate capitalism

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Defend in public, roast in private. Just like family.: AT&T LTE 12:41 AM Tweet SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci When black people see a "black movie" and it's bad, we tell NO ONE. Then, when we're all alone, just us blacks, with the windows shut and curtains drawn...we roast the shit out of it. We're not allowed to fail 11:39 PM 11/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet55 Likes Tweet your reply Defend in public, roast in private. Just like family.

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I’m not single, I’m in a private network: jerking off localhost sex (CF I’m not single, I’m in a private network

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Guess I’ll go to jail then: ah,yes. Chrome localhost enslavedcYBERCRIMINAL A Your connection is not private Attackers might be trying to steal your information from localhost (for example passwords,messages, or credit cards). Learn more NET:ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID Guess I’ll go to jail then

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private: Ronnie @BackEndChild_1K I'm a private person. If you don't ask, I won't tell Pali @Pali Dwabz Who asked you this?

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I’m not crying, my eyeballs are just sweating: socialworkgradstudents Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I'm at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry. Socialworkgradstudents Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever. Socialworkgradstudents What's more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn't be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it's family luggage for family trips. eventualeternity And now the rest of us are crying too I’m not crying, my eyeballs are just sweating

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browsedankmemes: I’m not crying, my eyeballs are just sweating via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2px0cNZ: socialworkgradstudents Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I'm at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry. Socialworkgradstudents Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever. Socialworkgradstudents What's more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn't be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it's family luggage for family trips. eventualeternity And now the rest of us are crying too browsedankmemes: I’m not crying, my eyeballs are just sweating via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2px0cNZ

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please enter github username and password: me: *tries to push to my private git repository for the 3rd time in an hour* github: SEC Identify yourself, who the fuck are you? please enter github username and password

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Reason why you should have a private repo: @okai999 not only did i cheat but we went & laughed at ur on ur Github dumb personal projects. 3:19 PM 06 Nov 18 3,746 Retweets 18.6K Likes Reason why you should have a private repo

Reason why you should have a private repo

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knitmeapony: assassinationtipsforladies: This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it “In a very serious and real ceremony” : Ste @notstelfc Hahahaha my cousin posted this for his daughter's Christening but clearly got a bollocking from either his girlfriend or his Mam over it .o Meteor 3G 13:00 a Search The Exorcism Of Saoirse Anne Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private 20 AUG Eoin Conroy invited you 2 Going Maybe Can't Go More 20 August at 12:00 Kilnamanagh Come join us in the church in Walkinstown (opposite SuperValu) as a man in a sheet throws a bitta water over Saoirse and expels the demons that inhabit her soul. Food and cake (and a few cans) back in the gaf in Kilnamanagh after. oo Meteor 4G 13:26 Q Search 20 Saoirse's Christening Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private AUG Going Invite More 20 August at 12:00 9 Kilnamanagh Come join us in the Church of the Assumption, Walkinstown (opposite SuperValu) for Saoirse's special day, as she get christened in a very serious and real ceremony. There will be food and refreshments afterwards in Kilnamanagh. We hope you can all make it. knitmeapony: assassinationtipsforladies: This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it “In a very serious and real ceremony”

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: bam its sam @saaamscottt6 i wanna sit on your lap at parties and on your face in private 11:56 AM 13/10/2019 Twitter for iPhone 2,203 Retweets 13.2K Likes Energy Reply

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How do you feel, you just break the law.: THIS IS A PRIVATE SIGN PLEASE DO NOT READ How do you feel, you just break the law.

How do you feel, you just break the law.

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Jimmy gets a private lesson from Professor Matthew McConaughey at UT Austin.: Jimmy gets a private lesson from Professor Matthew McConaughey at UT Austin.

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sonneillonv: rocknlobster: twunkmccree: brotoro: svpermodeling: Every mother with trans children should take Cher as an example. ok i love her but lets not give brownie points because she called him her son. thats like. minimum requirement for a decent human being. Ok, you know what? No. Brownie points to Cher. She publicly announced her love and acceptance of her SON and yeah some people would call that “the minimum requirement” of decency, but as someone whose mother gushes about her acceptance in private and sometimes uses gender neutral terms for me (not the male ones I prefer) but aggressively misgenders me in public to keep things from being “awkward”, cher’s public acknowledgement and expression of her love and acceptance for her son is a big deal. Yes this SHOULD BE the bare minimum of parental decency, but right now it’s not and I’m glad to see Chaz and Cher showing the world that this is the way things are supposed to be. What is up with the idea that we shouldn’t acknowledge when people do something good/nice/etc. because “everyone should be doing that anyway”? It is BY acknowledging the things we see as good that we tell others how we see the world and enforce what we consider proper behavior. There is literally never a time when it doesn’t make sense to acknowledge something positive. And acknowledging something positive does NOT make some sort of blanket statement about the person like they can do no wrong either. We can acknowledge a positive, and also criticize a negative; there is no zero-sum game here. Reinforcing good behavior is just as important, in fact more important, than criticizing bad behavior when it comes to making a change. This is true of training pets, children, and cis people. : Cher @cher Happy Day My Darling Son Mom 2:26 PM 04 Mar 16 514 RETWEETS 2,869 LIKES sonneillonv: rocknlobster: twunkmccree: brotoro: svpermodeling: Every mother with trans children should take Cher as an example. ok i love her but lets not give brownie points because she called him her son. thats like. minimum requirement for a decent human being. Ok, you know what? No. Brownie points to Cher. She publicly announced her love and acceptance of her SON and yeah some people would call that “the minimum requirement” of decency, but as someone whose mother gushes about her acceptance in private and sometimes uses gender neutral terms for me (not the male ones I prefer) but aggressively misgenders me in public to keep things from being “awkward”, cher’s public acknowledgement and expression of her love and acceptance for her son is a big deal. Yes this SHOULD BE the bare minimum of parental decency, but right now it’s not and I’m glad to see Chaz and Cher showing the world that this is the way things are supposed to be. What is up with the idea that we shouldn’t acknowledge when people do something good/nice/etc. because “everyone should be doing that anyway”? It is BY acknowledging the things we see as good that we tell others how we see the world and enforce what we consider proper behavior. There is literally never a time when it doesn’t make sense to acknowledge something positive. And acknowledging something positive does NOT make some sort of blanket statement about the person like they can do no wrong either. We can acknowledge a positive, and also criticize a negative; there is no zero-sum game here. Reinforcing good behavior is just as important, in fact more important, than criticizing bad behavior when it comes to making a change. This is true of training pets, children, and cis people.

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I’m not crying…you are!: #JustOne TM @TheRealCoachJO I put my son in private school and he was very sad because he had to leave his best friend Barrett. It's been 3 months since he has been in his new school. And today the teacher said they have a new student. AND GUESS WHO IT IS! BARRETT!! EXIT FIRE MA I’m not crying…you are!

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I’m not crying…you are!: #JustOne TM @TheRealCoachJO I put my son in private school and he was very sad because he had to leave his best friend Barrett. It's been 3 months since he has been in his new school. And today the teacher said they have a new student. AND GUESS WHO IT IS! BARRETT!! EXIT FIRE MA I’m not crying…you are!

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