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YOU BETTER LISTEN YOUR ASS HERE. THESE BOYS DO NOT DESRVE THIS TYPE OF DISRESPECT. YOU WILL BOT PUT LEGENDS IN WITH UNKNOWN PEOPLE. KIDS LISTEN TO ME. YOU HAVE TWO EARS AND USE THEM. IF THEY GO IN THIS SHOW, VOTE YOUR ASS OFF. MAKE IT "NUEST + A FEW OTHERS" IF NUEST WANTS TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS ITS A PITTY BUT YOU WILL WORK YOUR ASS OFF TO MAKE THEM ALL WIN. YOU WILL MAKE NUEST A SECOND GROUP WITH A FEW EXTRAS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME. YOU WILL WORK YOUR ASS OFF AND VOTE LIKE FUCKING MACHINES JUST SO WE CAN HAVE NUEST BE APPRECIATED. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS. NUEST ISNT A TRAINEE GROUP. THEY HAVENT DISBANDED. THEY DONT DESERVE THIS TYPE OF DISRESPECT. THEY ARE ABOVE THIS. PLEDIS YOU BOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS I SWEAR.: allkpop @allkpop NU EST confirmed to halt all promotions and participate in the male version of Produce 101 allkpop.com/article 2017/0 Traduire depuis anglais 17-02-24 11:11 YOU BETTER LISTEN YOUR ASS HERE. THESE BOYS DO NOT DESRVE THIS TYPE OF DISRESPECT. YOU WILL BOT PUT LEGENDS IN WITH UNKNOWN PEOPLE. KIDS LISTEN TO ME. YOU HAVE TWO EARS AND USE THEM. IF THEY GO IN THIS SHOW, VOTE YOUR ASS OFF. MAKE IT "NUEST + A FEW OTHERS" IF NUEST WANTS TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS ITS A PITTY BUT YOU WILL WORK YOUR ASS OFF TO MAKE THEM ALL WIN. YOU WILL MAKE NUEST A SECOND GROUP WITH A FEW EXTRAS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME. YOU WILL WORK YOUR ASS OFF AND VOTE LIKE FUCKING MACHINES JUST SO WE CAN HAVE NUEST BE APPRECIATED. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS. NUEST ISNT A TRAINEE GROUP. THEY HAVENT DISBANDED. THEY DONT DESERVE THIS TYPE OF DISRESPECT. THEY ARE ABOVE THIS. PLEDIS YOU BOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS I SWEAR.
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Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly Disagree Disagree between Agree Agree 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going. goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: tantefledermaus: fromonesurvivortoanother: telegantmess: angryflyingstar: angst420: job applications just keep getting weirder….. pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil. this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals   When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.   “Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes.       The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”      The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?”  “Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.        The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”       The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?” Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.   ^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :( And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden. Oh! That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work. They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical. We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills! Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things. My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree” Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out. For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire” It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.
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Apparently, Bad, and Click: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly Disagree Disagree between Agree Agree 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going. goodluckdetective: theseriouscynic: vanillayote: clinicallydepressedpug: jinxasaurus: draggle: slashmarks: rosalinarosee: angst420: tantefledermaus: fromonesurvivortoanother: telegantmess: angryflyingstar: angst420: job applications just keep getting weirder….. pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly also a tip: if they have a question like “Everybody steals from work sometimes” answer “disagree.” I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as “slightly agree” which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because she’s cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for “good” employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil. this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who aren’t neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals   When I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldn’t figure out what was going on, because on paper I’m apparently floridly psychotic.  No, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest.   “Do you often see things that other people do not see?”  Yes.       The question I was answering:  “Are you especially observant?”      The question the test was actually asking:  “Are you having visual hallucinations?”  “Does your environment ever have special messages for you?”  Yes.        The question I was answering:  “Does the sudden sight of a rainbow during a    bout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?”       The question the test was actually asking:  “Do you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?” Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing.  Tread carefully, darlings.   ^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and I’ve thought I didn’t experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :( And this is why McDonald’s never called me after I applied Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden. Oh! That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didn’t even work. They may not be as weird as me, but they’re not neurotypical. We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills! Fuck. This explains why I’ve failed all of these fucking things. My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the “sometimes” or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying “thank you but we have gone with someone else”. Your applications wont even get seen unless you “pass” the quiz. So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never “maybe” or “slighty agree/disagree” Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks It’s really bad for someone who isn’t neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out. For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example “do you have trouble focusing on one task” or “do you like to move around.” My normal answers to these would be “yes, but I have it under control” and “of course, no one can sit still for hours”. But corporations read them as “do not hire” It’s a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.
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Ass, Bad, and Bad Bitch: Senior: I love you. Can we fuck? Freshman: Yeah Senior: BOONK GANG whole lotta gang shit Why do people think running a meme page is easy. This probably the worse thing to ever happen to me. Don't get me wrong I love my followers but I hate the hoes online and the fashionova promotions. I'm tired of opening my dms to " I love your page so much bro it would mean a lot to me if you shouted me out.". Most of the girls that I dm live on the other side of the world and would require me to use my nimbus to travel the seven seas for some pussy. My mom constantly on my ass about running my data up. Verizon be expensive too. My phone always dead because I'm senselessly refreshing iG to not look awkward when I'm standing near a bad bitch. Instagram be draining my battery too. My phone be over heated all the time. Phone has the inferno of 1000 hot pockets. Once your friends find out you run a meme page they switch up. All you gonna hear is "yooo bro shout me out" I don't even get a "how you doing bro" no more. When people at my school found out I ran a meme page they asked 21 questions. I don't wanna talk about my crippling depression that I use pictures with subtitles to fill that void. When I post shoutouts people be in my ass. Like damn fam can I get this 40 for this 8th about to smoke? I be seeing super sized titties, oiled up booties in thongs from these insta thots all the time but let a meme be about white people, homosexuality or feminist and I'm flagged quicker than I cum. Fuck instagram we back on MySpace.
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Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest @mo wad eModel (did a photo shoot once) odel (did a photo Shoot once Traveler ($32,567 in debt) EDM (addicted to Molly) OVerified (no one knows why) Booking in Bio (1 escort) Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I model🙈 Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it 🙈🙄 So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more 🙈🙈❤️ (best experiment I ever conducted)
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