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Reddit, Mud, and She: Reddit, meet Zoe! Zoe loves mud puddles, but she does not like baths.

Reddit, meet Zoe! Zoe loves mud puddles, but she does not like baths.

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Helen Keller, Her, and Dog: Helen Keller taking her dog puddles for a walk circa 1492

Helen Keller taking her dog puddles for a walk circa 1492

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Animals, Drugs, and Facts: WTF fun fact #8083 The use of bowls to house goldfish comes from a misunderstanding of Chinese display vessels-small, temporary containers to show guests goldfish that were otherwise housed in ponds. Fishbowls are so detrimental to goldfish health that they are prohibited by places like Rome for animal cruelty flashiefins: optometrictzedek: wtf-fun-factss: Why you shouldn’t put goldfish in a bowl - WTF fun facts By the way, bettas are the same. It’s a myth that they live  in puddles. Wild bettas live in rice patties that look like this:  And you know how males fight in captivity? Yeah see, in the wild, each male betta has a territory of roughly one square meter [X]. That’s over 260 gallons of water per betta! Of course they’ll fight in a tiny 1 gallon tank! (The myth about puddles exists because, in the dry season, a betta may get trapped in a puddle, and it is equipped to survive that, but only for a short period of time). Also, notice how much is growing in that water - bettas need a lot of places to hide in and rest on, not just a single bamboo shoot in  the center of a vase! They will get stressed and even more aggressive without the hides. Fish are animals just like your other pets. Do your research before buying and treat them appropriately. If you can’t afford a proper betta or goldfish set up (at LEAST 5 gallons for a betta with a heater and hides, at LEAST 20 gallons for a goldfish with a strong filtering system and NO GRAVEL, and I recommend adding at least 10 gallons to those minimums for healthy and happy fish), don’t get one. They are living things, not decor pieces. Here is more information on how to properly care for:Goldfish: 1 2 3 4  Bettas: 1 2 3 

flashiefins: optometrictzedek: wtf-fun-factss: Why you shouldn’t put goldfish in a bowl - WTF fun facts By the way, bettas are the same....

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Animals, Bad, and Bad Day: Animal Puddles If your having a bad day or if you just wanted to see something like this here's a bunch of flat animals that have melted - mon textpost textposts

If your having a bad day or if you just wanted to see something like this here's a bunch of flat animals that have melted - mon textpost tex...

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Beautiful, Children, and Drugs: Deep down every woman you have ever met just wants you to be beautiful deep down... She's waiting for you to level up... She's waiting for you to listen to her She's waiting for you to unlearn sexism She's waiting for you to join her on the search for knowledge... but you aren't ready to sacrifice your guy time for studying your history, so how will you ever study herstory.... You need to stop taking drugs, you need to stop smoking poison, you need to stop being so negative, you need to get your sh*t together, you need to stop being a hypocrite, we all are, the irony is I'm going to tell you that you need to stop because I love you more than you love yourself right now. You need to smile more, you need to stop having sex recreationally, it's should be procreative, regenerative, otherwise it's just destruction. You need to stop calling toxic junk food and animal flesh food. She's waiting for you to care about your culture She's waiting for you to tell her that you love her, more than you love every other women who's complexion is lighter than your mothers. She is screaming out for the depth of the ocean, but you keep skipping in puddles. She needs you to support her business ventures, as much as you support the corporate interests in the gentrification of the area where your people live. She need you to trust her She needs you to fight for her as she fights for you every time you need her, she is there... She needs you to support your children She needs you to be an example She needs you to make love to her like she is the only woman on the planet She needs you to care about our future She needs you, as does your culture, as do the children, as does the planet, but it all starts with her... chakabars
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Ass, Butt, and Candy: Sasha Y Casashaxmassacre 4d Y'all make me cringe 13 1994 Subaru Outback a Sadieisonfire 4d v Welcome 2 the web can I get u a water Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre.4d u got any tap water 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v Sashaxmassacre Sasha HY (asashaxmassacre 4d that shit's orange 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v we outsource our water from Flint Michigan 20 Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre.4d u snort peanut butter and jelly 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v u eat gold bond creme Sasha Ay @sashaxmassacre.4d u head butt rams 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v u can't even kickflip Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre.4d yo goofy ass probably jump in puddles with ya socks on 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v O u the type to bring a ripstik to a skatepark 15 Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre .4 u the type to take pics with ya uncle's alcohol so u look cool when really u ain't even drinking it 1994 Subaru Outback Sadieisonfire 4d v u the type to buy generic brand cereal and say "it's basically the same thing" Sasha RY @sashaxmassacre.4d u eat raw potatoes for breakfast 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v u microwave eggo waffles Sasha RY @sashaxmassacre.4d u smell like a empty bag of grapes 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v u eat Kit-Kats like a normal candy bar and don't break it apart 21 Kit Kat O Kitkat @KitKat US Replying to @Sadieisonfire and @sash axmassacre SAVAGE 4/10/17, 11:43 AM 14 RETWEETS 92 LIKES Sasha sashaxmassacre 3h Replying to @KitKat US and @Sadieisonfire WHAT 1994 Subaru Outback a Sadieisonfire 7h v Replying to @KitKat US and @sashaxmassacre looks like I won me🍫irl
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Ass, Butt, and Candy: Sasha Y Casashaxmassacre 4d Y'all make me cringe 13 1994 Subaru Outback a Sadieisonfire 4d v Welcome 2 the web can I get u a water Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre.4d u got any tap water 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v Sashaxmassacre Sasha HY (asashaxmassacre 4d that shit's orange 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v we outsource our water from Flint Michigan 20 Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre.4d u snort peanut butter and jelly 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v u eat gold bond creme Sasha Ay @sashaxmassacre.4d u head butt rams 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v u can't even kickflip Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre.4d yo goofy ass probably jump in puddles with ya socks on 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v O u the type to bring a ripstik to a skatepark 15 Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre .4 u the type to take pics with ya uncle's alcohol so u look cool when really u ain't even drinking it 1994 Subaru Outback Sadieisonfire 4d v u the type to buy generic brand cereal and say "it's basically the same thing" Sasha RY @sashaxmassacre.4d u eat raw potatoes for breakfast 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v u microwave eggo waffles Sasha RY @sashaxmassacre.4d u smell like a empty bag of grapes 1994 Subaru Outback asadieisonfire 4d v u eat Kit-Kats like a normal candy bar and don't break it apart 21 Kit Kat O Kitkat @KitKat US Replying to @Sadieisonfire and @sash axmassacre SAVAGE 4/10/17, 11:43 AM 14 RETWEETS 92 LIKES Sasha sashaxmassacre 3h Replying to @KitKat US and @Sadieisonfire WHAT 1994 Subaru Outback a Sadieisonfire 7h v Replying to @KitKat US and @sashaxmassacre looks like I won How to win an argument.
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Advice, Energy, and Fashion: Are you melting? What kind of puddle are you? Spritzy Lil Stewpants Dancebarty Tells you puns to hurt you Plays music they think you'll like Mostly sure they have "good taste" Spends too much monev ”-Sees the potential in people Has transcended the physical world -Thinks it'd be cool to get --Re ads social skills advice online rid of all possessions but won't The Big Splash Belson Beanpaste Spreads acceptably on toast -Favorite book is banned -Shut down by the marn -Contains everv kind of bean thev sell at the store and some they don't Constantly compensating Gives things away -Musters the energy to "keep up" Goes to bed early -Binge-watched something they knew was terrible -Used to pull a lot of all-nighters Favorite thing to do on diving Looks good on paper board is cannonball <p><a href="http://cynothing.tumblr.com/post/145266055445/are-you-melting-into-a-puddle-style-yourself-in" class="tumblr_blog">cynothing</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Are you melting into a puddle? Style yourself in the fashion of one of these role-model puddles!</p></blockquote> <p>you’re a puddle now</p><hr><p>oh i’m belson</p><p>fontaine <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mI2EaTV3VXzB3OwiMJUfvJg">@drunkookie</a> is probably spritzy lil tbh ;)</p><p>kelly <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxAvrkwVRDJIAuHhr4x6BEg">@natchioss</a> will be stewpants :D</p>

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