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Being Alone, Cars, and Crime: TEN RAPE PREVENTION TIPS 1. Don't put drugs in women's drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don't rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman's home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her. 7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room. 8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times. 9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you. 10. Don't forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don't pretend that you are interested in her as a person;, tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don't communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her. <p>Yeah Iโ€™m really sure a rapist is going to read this and totally change their mind. Why is rape the only crime where itโ€™s considered offensive to help people avoid being victims and instead the approach is to smugly tell criminals not to be criminals anymore? Nobody would make a list like โ€œrobbery prevention tips: donโ€™t rob anybody!โ€</p> <p>Your useless sanctimony helps no one.</p>

Yeah Iโ€™m really sure a rapist is going to read this and totally change their mind. Why is rape the only crime where itโ€™s considered offensiv...

Bless Up, Cars, and Driving: Was trying to sneak a photo when this pretty girl suddenly turned around and flashed me this big smile @DrSmashlove Reddit u/erisedwild So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told yโ€™all before, I donโ€™t know about cars. Iโ€™m good at a few very specific things. Being handy ainโ€™t one of them. So after some momentary panic, I hit the market and buy some wiper fluid. Then I consulted my rock. My confidante. My soulmate: Google ๐Ÿ˜. First I had to know whereโ€™s the button in my car to pop the hood. Googled ๐Ÿค—. Then I had to figure out where is that stick that props up the hood! Googled ๐Ÿ˜. Finally, โ€œwhere do I put wiper fluidโ€. Googled that but this time the google assistant wanna pop up like โ€œLook for the large plastic cap in the lower left hand corner. Also, our algorithm indicates that You Might Like: โ€˜how to freshen your Nani naturally with Organic Lavender ๐ŸŒทโ€™, โ€˜Kylieโ€™s New Perfectly Pregnant Eye Shadow - Reviews and On-Skin Test!โ€™ and โ€˜Cosmopolitan: 17 Ways to Blow his Mind in Bed!โ€™โ€ And by then Iโ€™m like โ€œU KNOW WHAT GOOGLE ENUF OF U TODAY GOODBYE ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€. And that got me thinking ๐Ÿค”. What happened before Google? In the 1980s, what if I pulled over and didnโ€™t know how to fill my wiper fluid? Simple. Iโ€™d pull over. Iโ€™d fiddle with my hood for 45 minutes while my girl stay in the car, worried for her life. Then a nice redneck man would pull over in a pickup... [to continue the story yโ€™all gotta chune in to Part 2, bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]

So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told yโ€™all before, I donโ€™t know about cars. Iโ€™m good at a ...

Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you see a nigga running across the street yelling, "BOONK GANG!" 290 km/h ๋‹ˆOO @typicalterome 40 Dumbass ๐Ÿ’€ - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regrets getting in car* "Aye man it's not that serio-" "10 YEARS!!! 10 YEARS WE WERE DATING. AND THEN WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER-" "You PROPOSED?" "-SHE SAID 'Were like brother and sister.' LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO?" "That cause you are brother and sis-" "AND WHEN I TRY TO CALL HER, SHE DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE OR TEXTS!" "Don't y'all live togeth-" *car flies through a red light* "Aye bro just clam down. Don't do anything rash." "RASH? THE BITCH GAVE ME AN STD TOO! AN UNCURABLE ONE AT THAT!" "Holup what-" "AND THE PRICE FOR THE MEDICINE IS FUCKING INSANE BRO! I SHOULD JUST FUCKING END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, HUH?!" *car swerves into oncoming traffic* "AYE BRO CHILLLLLL!" *I grab the steering wheel* *goes back into the correct lane* *friend is crying now* *I pull over somehow* "Just let me drive, bruh." *switches seats and continues driving* "I loved her man. I really did. How could she do this to me." "Well, considering she's your sist-" "All the time I've spent with her, gone to waste." "Look man-" "I dont need your sympathy right now." "I'm not giving you sympathy dickhead you almost killed me-" "From now on, I'm gay." "Wait, what the fuck did you just say?" *puts his hand on my thigh* "You don't want to do this." "I've been eyeing you for a long ass time, bro. I fantasize about you all day. I can see our kids faces now..." "WE ARE BOTH DUDES. WE CANT GET PREGNANT!" "You're so close minded, I like that." *licks my ear* *thoughts of suicide fill my head* "DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME!" *car honks at us* "SORRY! HEY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE BRO I SWEAR TO GOD!" *goes for my zipper* *karate chops his neck but no effect* *zipper opens* *contemplates options* *sees bridge approaching* *favorite song is Stan* "ID RATHER DIE THEN HAVE MY MEAT SUCKED!" *swerves into the bridge barrier and flies off into the water* "AH!" *wakes up from nightmare in a cold sweat* *sees someone laying on top of me* *my dick is out* *squints* "Uncle?" *person dashes out of the room*
America, At-St, and Doctor: BAT-WIELDING THUG TAKES OFF Mugger's Trumped Donald stops attack Dy JAMES ROSEN Call it The Donald to The Rescue. When he saw "a big guy with a big bat" bashing anoth- er fellow, Donald Trump did what any self respecting billionaire would do: He ordered his driver to pull over. "I'm not looking to play this thing up," Trump said yes. terday. "I'm surprised you found out about it." Marla Maples said Trump. with n Manhattan said eries of Witnesses tugging at his arm to "There's Trump went through try to stop him, leaped from his the crowd of onlookers. black stretch limousine Monday A lot of people were surprised evening during the assault on that he got out to see what was hap Ninth Ave, near 45th St. pening." Romeo said, adding that the bat wielder ran ofr just before Brutal-looking Trump actually appeared and that "Someone in the car looked over Tnimp, "just looked around and and said, Gee, look at that, it's went back into his limo. I said to mugging, Trump sa r witness, who as my driver to stop the car because it as brutal looking," was a guy with a bat, hitting a guy Trump was at nrst reluctant to over the head, and Trump yelled discuss his daredevil deed. but Put that bat down. What are you then he warmed to the task doing? The guy dropped the bat, "The guy with the bat looked at came over and started talking t me, and I said, 'Look, you've gotta stop this Put down the bat. Trump said the bat man deli Trump said, "I guess he recognized ered at least "five or six good nse because he said, "Mr Trump, I whacks" before Toump interceded didn't do anything wrong I said Trump said he left the site only How could you not do anything after he man who appeared wrong when you're whacking a guy to be a doctor treating the victim with a Then he ran away and heard that an ambulance was Trump said the incident oc- on its way curred at 8 pm, as he Maples and Police said the attack was not re another couple were heading to. ward the Lincoln Tunnel on their The incident may have been a way to the Meadowlands for a Pan karmic sequel to the Oct. 31 mug- la Abdul concert. ging of Trump's mother, M mp emerges from limo much ike the one he jumpodout of to Kathleen Romeo, a 16yearol whose attacker was chat student at St. Michael's Acadegu... v 01 pa Repost @students4trump ใƒปใƒปใƒป Throwback to that time the future President of the United States stopped a mugging. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข studentsfortrump donaldtrump students millennials millennial maga makeamericagreatagain classictrump trump usa america american hero presidenttrump potus potus45 presidenttrump

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Anaconda, Apparently, and Baseball: email the editor at allie.odi [meme of the month] Rayto ocO000 Grandma: Are you hungry? Student athlete: I stay hungry I'm eatin-4 s on the court court meal i g#D|BOUND the only time , caig that a tu ezt Cop: sir pull over Student Athlete: over?the dentist: you need to stop grinding your teeth student athlete: Stop Grinding? The Grind |lseason is never over Never Stops No Breaks We Stay Dream Chasing ima grind till the day I die John 3:16An PHOTOS PROVIDED BY TWITTER ating where so many great me- sponse to the mockery has further fueled In an attempt to fight back, on Twitter.com. A dialogue-based meme, Scott Meadows, a high school coach Student Athlete mocks the frequently seen tweeted a photo of four high school doing homework with letes who take themselves very seriously. the caption, "Student Athletes! Baseball mes do, the "Student Athlete" meme began the meme. attitudes of high school and college ath- boys apparently These memes are structured in a state- players working hard, In between work- intro from the outs." Upon closer examination, one of tweeter and then the overly exaggerated the acclaimed student athletes is simply response of the athlete. These respons- holding a piece of paper and pretend es typically feature something about "the ing to write, with no pen or pencil to be grind," a bible verse and a "RIP *assorted found family member.*" The words themselves The studert are sprinkled with emojis, some more fre- be here a long time, but it is here for a quently than others: the 100 emoji, the good time praying hands, the laugh-cry face, and the purple devil face are all frequently used athlete meme may not Started February 29 by Twitter user @ beyonseh, the meme gained popularity as <p>School newspaper used Student Athlete meme, its been adopted by the normies. Sell, sell, sell! via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2oiyXDt">http://ift.tt/2oiyXDt</a></p>

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Food, Gym, and Life: How I The Teach Deadlift @drjacob harden Pull! YOUR DEADLIFT TECHNIQUE CHECKLIST It looks quite simple to go and rip some weight off the floor, but there is actually quite a technical aspects to picking things up and putting them down.๐Ÿ‹ . Learning to deadlift is one of the best things you will ever do for your body. And EVERYONE needs to know how. Not just to go to the gym but to pick up that bag of dog food, or your grandchild, or move your couch. Real life ๐Ÿ’ฉ s***. . ๐Ÿ“ฝ This is how I teach a beginner to deadlift. As you get more skilled, you can combine steps like hinging and breaking at the knees at the same time or bracing and locking the lats at the top rather than just before the pull. You'll find your perfect pull over time, but start here and make sure you have the fundamentals down. . Here's the entire checklist for you to run through: . โœ”Set up close to bar. Sumo will be closer than conventional so you don't roll the bar. โœ”Hinge at the hips until the hamstrings go on stretch. โœ”Maintain spinal position and bend the knees to reach the bar. If you are pulling sumo, also push the knees out as you bend. โœ”Grip tight. โœ”Brace your core and take a big breath into your stomach. โœ”Pull all slack out of the bar as you lock the lats and get your armpits over the bar. โœ”PULL!!! โœ”Finish by pushing the hips through and squeezing the glutes, not by hyperextending the spine. โœ”Put it down the same way. Hinge until you are past the knees and then bend the knees to reach the ground. . Tag a friend and GO GET STRONG! MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox FutureproofYourBody