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Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tom’s β€œNorth Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say β€œILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the β€œFather Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like β€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha πŸ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. β€œGIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her
 swaddling technique on the dog.
 Reddit u/ohaivoltage
 @DrSmashlove
So I just copped a stick of Tom’s β€œNorth Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say β€œILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the β€œFather Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like β€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha πŸ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. β€œGIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So I just copped a stick of Tom’s β€œNorth Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

Alive, Amazon, and Apple: did you know? You can buy wrapping paper that's covered in the lyrics of classic rap and hip hop songs. 'Gift Rap' comes in a variety of stvles, including Baby Got Back, Whoomp! (There it is!), O. P. P., and Push It rl keep my women like Flo Jo/A word to the thick soul sisters, I want to lay cause l'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on/S to do with my selection/Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six/ Ha ha, oe but please don't lose that butt/Some brothers want to play that has Eck in, to the beanpole dames in the magazines / You ain't it miss thing / and you want a triple X throw down/ Dial 1-900-MIKALOT and kici guys?/They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, bitty waist and a round thang in your face, you get sprung/Wanna pu es (me so horny)/0000 rump of smooth skin/You say you wanna the average black man and ask him that she's gotta pack much bac h the Oakland booty)/llike 'em round and big and when I'm throwir so fine that you'll see Double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble- beggin' for a pi l gotta be straight when I say l want to/Til the break of dawn- baby g vanna roll in my Mercedes? (yeah)/ Then turn around, stick it out, even w Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda/ But Fonda ain't got a motor in o they toss it and leave it andI pull up quick to retrieve it/So Cosmo says and rice didn't miss her/Some knuckleheads try to dis 'cause his gir Baby got back /Little in the middle but she got much back I/ Oh m Ican't believe it's just so round /It's like out there/Imean gross/Look [was stuffed deep in the peans she's wearin. / I'm hooked and I can't stop cause you ain't that average groupie/I saw her dancin', to hell with rom ur girlfriend got the butt? (hel yeah)/Tell 'em to shake it (shake it), shal like an animal, now here's my scandal/I want to got you home and uh, d PHOTO: AMAZON DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM What a time to be alive! 🎁 presents wrapping giftrap funny πŸ“’ Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž– Want more Did You Know(s)? βž‘πŸ““ Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] βž‘πŸ“± Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u βž‘πŸ“© Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com βž‘πŸ“© Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž– We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! πŸ“http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog πŸ“http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž– DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW
Alive, Amazon, and Apple: did you know?
 You can buy wrapping paper that's
 covered in the lyrics of classic rap and
 hip hop songs. 'Gift Rap' comes in a
 variety of stvles, including Baby Got
 Back, Whoomp! (There it is!), O. P. P.,
 and Push It
 rl keep my women like Flo Jo/A word to the thick soul sisters, I want to
 lay cause l'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on/S
 to do with my selection/Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six/ Ha ha, oe
 but please don't lose that butt/Some brothers want to play that has
 Eck in, to the beanpole dames in the magazines / You ain't it miss thing /
 and you want a triple X throw down/ Dial 1-900-MIKALOT and kici
 guys?/They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute,
 bitty waist and a round thang in your face, you get sprung/Wanna pu
 es (me so horny)/0000 rump of smooth skin/You say you wanna
 the average black man and ask him that she's gotta pack much bac
 h the Oakland booty)/llike 'em round and big and when I'm throwir
 so fine that you'll see Double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble- beggin' for a pi
 l gotta be straight when I say l want to/Til the break of dawn- baby g
 vanna roll in my Mercedes? (yeah)/ Then turn around, stick it out, even w
 Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda/ But Fonda ain't got a motor in
 o they toss it and leave it andI pull up quick to retrieve it/So Cosmo says
 and rice didn't miss her/Some knuckleheads try to dis 'cause his gir
 Baby got back /Little in the middle but she got much back I/ Oh m
 Ican't believe it's just so round /It's like out there/Imean gross/Look
 [was stuffed deep in the peans she's wearin. / I'm hooked and I can't stop
 cause you ain't that average groupie/I saw her dancin', to hell with rom
 ur girlfriend got the butt? (hel yeah)/Tell 'em to shake it (shake it), shal
 like an animal, now here's my scandal/I want to got you home and uh, d
 PHOTO: AMAZON
 DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM
What a time to be alive! 🎁 presents wrapping giftrap funny πŸ“’ Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž– Want more Did You Know(s)? βž‘πŸ““ Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] βž‘πŸ“± Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u βž‘πŸ“© Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com βž‘πŸ“© Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž– We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! πŸ“http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog πŸ“http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž– DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW

What a time to be alive! 🎁 presents wrapping giftrap funny πŸ“’ Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž–βž– Want more Di...

Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas. Pic: reddit u/lizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: β€œhold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! πŸ˜‚. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like β€œAYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like β€œI’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL β€œPeter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like β€œI’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for
 christmas.
 Pic: reddit u/lizcomp
 @DrSmashlove
So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: β€œhold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! πŸ˜‚. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like β€œAYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like β€œI’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL β€œPeter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like β€œI’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved ...