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Beer, Confused, and Drinking: a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE HOTOS REVIEWS If im honest the food is ok ' but only if u drink a couple of their flat pints first. l ordered the steak and i did get a tony piece with the lump of fat i got served I went to the bar to order a pint and never got served until i said 'please' i'm 28 years not 28 months Also my friends got ordered off of the table because the food was finished and they didnt have space for people only drinking when they needed the tables for food. We were ordered to stand at the bar only to be told we were clogging the place up and then told to leave. Im laughing typing this as i am so confused as to how the place was so busy with such terrible, angry staff I asked to speak to the manager who spoke and looked like she lived under a bridge Worst bar in Glasgow. But a cracking bit if u order the steak ul get a cracking bit of fat for the dug when u get home Helpful? 70 trรญpad..r.co.uk SHARE PHOTOS REVIEWS NEARBY Public Relations Manager at responded to this review Having spoken to our staff and watched CCTV we remember the day well Let's start with the "flat pints", our beer selection is pulled through the taps each morning and checked that it is "tap kwality". On the day you mentioned, we had no other complaints about the beer being flat, in fact, we had compliments. Let's move onto the steak. The steak you were served is the same 6oz sirloin that we use on our main meal โ€œTrash Steak" which is one of our top sellers in The ratio of fat to meat is in favour of the meat and when you say "tony" we assume you mean "tiny". Size is a subjective thing and it is encouraging that you think something of a decent a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE PHOTOS REVIEWS NEARBY that you think something of a decent size points more towards the smaller end of the scale. Furthermore, on the day, your party advised that the food was good and you enjoyed it. Your next point regarding saying the word "please" is an interesting one. It's disappointing that you don't feel you need to be polite when requesting something. If you speak to most people, if not all in hospitality, then indeed the customer service industry, you will find that everyone likes to hear the words please" and "thank you". It's this revolutionary thing called manners and has been around for quite some time You should try it With regards to being ordered off the table, Steak Wednesday is one of our busiest days of the week and we have a very large turn over. We therefore want to make sure as many customers get to a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE HOTOS REVIEWS to make sure as many customers get to experience it as possible!Up until 9pm we like to allocate tables for food first and foremost so that people can enjoy their meal and we have the bar area available for drinkers. To recount what happened, you were not ordered to stand at the bar. It was explained that the table was needed for other customers after you had been dining on it for around 2 hours whichi what we feel it ample time to enjoy a meal. Whilst standing at the bar people in your party started to swear and make inappropriate comments about our staff It was also overheard that one of your party threatened violence towards our duty manager. Whilst we understand that there might be the odd comment from customers if something isn't up to scratch or something has affected service, this is not behaviour we will tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be threatened or abused. They are here to tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be threatened or abused. They are here to serve you, be spoken to politely and offer a good service As for you comment on our staff member's appearance Paddy, anyone seeing your comment or reading your review will be able to tell more about you as a person than our manager. Take care A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.
Beer, Confused, and Drinking: a tripad...r.co.uk
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 If im honest the food is ok ' but only if u
 drink a couple of their flat pints first.
 l ordered the steak and i did get a tony
 piece with the lump of fat i got served
 I went to the bar to order a pint and never
 got served until i said 'please' i'm 28 years
 not 28 months
 Also my friends got ordered off of the table
 because the food was finished and they
 didnt have space for people only drinking
 when they needed the tables for food. We
 were ordered to stand at the bar only to be
 told we were clogging the place up and
 then told to leave. Im laughing typing this
 as i am so confused as to how the place
 was so busy with such terrible, angry staff
 I asked to speak to the manager who
 spoke and looked like she lived under a
 bridge
 Worst bar in Glasgow. But a cracking bit if u
 order the steak ul get a cracking bit of fat
 for the dug when u get home
 Helpful? 70

 trรญpad..r.co.uk
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 NEARBY
 Public Relations Manager at
 responded to this review
 Having spoken to our staff and watched
 CCTV we remember the day well
 Let's start with the "flat pints", our beer
 selection is pulled through the taps each
 morning and checked that it is "tap
 kwality". On the day you mentioned, we
 had no other complaints about the beer
 being flat, in fact, we had compliments.
 Let's move onto the steak. The steak
 you were served is the same 6oz sirloin
 that we use on our main meal โ€œTrash
 Steak" which is one of our top sellers in
 The ratio of fat to meat is in favour
 of the meat and when you say "tony" we
 assume you mean "tiny". Size is a
 subjective thing and it is encouraging
 that you think something of a decent

 a tripad...r.co.uk
 SHARE
 PHOTOS
 REVIEWS
 NEARBY
 that you think something of a decent
 size points more towards the smaller
 end of the scale. Furthermore, on the
 day, your party advised that the food
 was good and you enjoyed it.
 Your next point regarding saying the
 word "please" is an interesting one. It's
 disappointing that you don't feel you
 need to be polite when requesting
 something. If you speak to most people,
 if not all in hospitality, then indeed the
 customer service industry, you will find
 that everyone likes to hear the words
 please" and "thank you". It's this
 revolutionary thing called manners and
 has been around for quite some time
 You should try it
 With regards to being ordered off the
 table, Steak Wednesday is one of our
 busiest days of the week and we have a
 very large turn over. We therefore want
 to make sure as many customers get to

 a tripad...r.co.uk
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 to make sure as many customers get to
 experience it as possible!Up until 9pm
 we like to allocate tables for food first
 and foremost so that people can enjoy
 their meal and we have the bar area
 available for drinkers.
 To recount what happened, you were
 not ordered to stand at the bar. It was
 explained that the table was needed for
 other customers after you had been
 dining on it for around 2 hours whichi
 what we feel it ample time to enjoy a
 meal. Whilst standing at the bar people
 in your party started to swear and make
 inappropriate comments about our staff
 It was also overheard that one of your
 party threatened violence towards our
 duty manager. Whilst we understand
 that there might be the odd comment
 from customers if something isn't up to
 scratch or something has affected
 service, this is not behaviour we will
 tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be
 threatened or abused. They are here to

 tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be
 threatened or abused. They are here to
 serve you, be spoken to politely and
 offer a good service
 As for you comment on our staff
 member's appearance Paddy, anyone
 seeing your comment or reading your
 review will be able to tell more about
 you as a person than our manager.
 Take care
A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.

A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.

Lottery, Memes, and New York: Man Finds $24.1 Million Lottery Ticket 2 Days Before lt Expired @balleralert THAR Sith 52410 Man Finds $24.1 Million Lottery Ticket 2 Days Before It Expired โ€“ blogged by @KhandlerK โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "We urge New York Lottery players: Check your pockets. Check your glove box. Look under the couch cushions. If you have this winning ticket, we look forward to meeting you," New York Lottery Commissioner Gweneth Dean, stated earlier this year. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € And thatโ€™s exactly what 68-year-old Jimmie Smith did as he happened to discover a pile of old unchecked lottery tickets stuffed in the pocket. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € May 25, 2016 was the day the winning numbers were pulled. Smith told himself, โ€œIโ€™ll check them when I have time.โ€ Well, if he had checked them 2 days later the ticket would have expired and he would have been out of $24.1 million. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The winning ticket was sold at bodega in New York City. Winners have a year to claim their prize before the ticket is no good. He must have had a sign because Jimmie Smith was just in time!
Lottery, Memes, and New York: Man Finds $24.1 Million Lottery
 Ticket 2 Days Before lt Expired
 @balleralert
 THAR
 Sith 52410
Man Finds $24.1 Million Lottery Ticket 2 Days Before It Expired โ€“ blogged by @KhandlerK โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "We urge New York Lottery players: Check your pockets. Check your glove box. Look under the couch cushions. If you have this winning ticket, we look forward to meeting you," New York Lottery Commissioner Gweneth Dean, stated earlier this year. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € And thatโ€™s exactly what 68-year-old Jimmie Smith did as he happened to discover a pile of old unchecked lottery tickets stuffed in the pocket. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € May 25, 2016 was the day the winning numbers were pulled. Smith told himself, โ€œIโ€™ll check them when I have time.โ€ Well, if he had checked them 2 days later the ticket would have expired and he would have been out of $24.1 million. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The winning ticket was sold at bodega in New York City. Winners have a year to claim their prize before the ticket is no good. He must have had a sign because Jimmie Smith was just in time!

Man Finds $24.1 Million Lottery Ticket 2 Days Before It Expired โ€“ blogged by @KhandlerK โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "We urge New York Lottery players: C...

Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on it @codeinist I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say โ€œHe needed some milkโ€. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it donโ€™t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokรฉmon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. Iโ€™m in there crying she says โ€œoh baby no trouble that ainโ€™t nothing this ice pack cant doโ€. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ainโ€™t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I canโ€™t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.
Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on
 it
 @codeinist
I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say โ€œHe needed some milkโ€. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it donโ€™t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokรฉmon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. Iโ€™m in there crying she says โ€œoh baby no trouble that ainโ€™t nothing this ice pack cant doโ€. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ainโ€™t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I canโ€™t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.

I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how use...

Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.โ€ Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. ๐Ÿ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW ๐Ÿ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: โ€œliterally deadโ€. As the big homie Popiando would say, โ€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.โ€ I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said โ€œbish Iโ€™m meeting God nowโ€ and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidโ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!โ€ and I tried to say โ€œthere is no deity except Godโ€ and instead I opened my mouth and said โ€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CAโ€ and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Letโ€™s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. Iโ€™m still dead. I still havenโ€™t recovered. Yโ€™all out here stroking my ego saying Iโ€™m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE ITโ€™S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED ๐Ÿค— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww
 u/bad_girlz ld imgur
 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss
 from a 6 pound Chihuahua
Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.โ€ Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. ๐Ÿ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW ๐Ÿ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: โ€œliterally deadโ€. As the big homie Popiando would say, โ€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.โ€ I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said โ€œbish Iโ€™m meeting God nowโ€ and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidโ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!โ€ and I tried to say โ€œthere is no deity except Godโ€ and instead I opened my mouth and said โ€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CAโ€ and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Letโ€™s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. Iโ€™m still dead. I still havenโ€™t recovered. Yโ€™all out here stroking my ego saying Iโ€™m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE ITโ€™S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED ๐Ÿค— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a...

America, Comfortable, and Community: Gregg Popovich Says The Country is an "Embarrassment to the World" 15 (C @balleralert OPURS.COM COM SPURS.COM SPURS.COM COM Gregg Popovich Says The Country is an โ€œEmbarrassment to the Worldโ€ - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Once again, San Antonio Spurs head coach GreggPopovich is speaking out against DonaldTrumpโ€™s rude and divisive comments. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Popovich addressed Trump and the current state of the country under his ruling, as the celebrity-in-chief intertwined politics and sports in his most recent attack on NFL players who protest racial injustices during the national anthem. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œEach one of them has the right and ability to say what theyโ€™d like to say and act the way they like to act. They have our full support,โ€ Popovich said per Melissa Rohlin. โ€œI think these ppl have been enabled by an example weโ€™ve been given, youโ€™ve seen it in Charlottesville,โ€ he continued, discussing the enabling of racism in America. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "Our country is an embarrassment to the world,โ€ he added. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € He then spoke about Trumpโ€™s decision to rescind Steph Curryโ€™s invitation to the White House, in which Popovich thought was โ€œcomical - because they werenโ€™t going anyway.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Popovich also divulged about white privilege, and how a discussion about race is necessary to make those that are comfortable - uncomfortable. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "Obviously, race is the elephant in the room, and we all understand that. Unless it is talked about constantly, it's not going to get better. ... 'Oh, that again. They pulled the race card again. Why do we have to talk about that?' Well, because it's uncomfortable. There has to be an uncomfortable element in the discourse for anything to change, whether it's the LGBT community or women's suffrage, race, it doesn't matter. People have to be made to feel uncomfortable, and especially white people, because we're comfortable. We still have no clue of what being born white means. And if you read some of......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
America, Comfortable, and Community: Gregg Popovich Says The Country
 is an "Embarrassment to the World"
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Gregg Popovich Says The Country is an โ€œEmbarrassment to the Worldโ€ - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Once again, San Antonio Spurs head coach GreggPopovich is speaking out against DonaldTrumpโ€™s rude and divisive comments. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Popovich addressed Trump and the current state of the country under his ruling, as the celebrity-in-chief intertwined politics and sports in his most recent attack on NFL players who protest racial injustices during the national anthem. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œEach one of them has the right and ability to say what theyโ€™d like to say and act the way they like to act. They have our full support,โ€ Popovich said per Melissa Rohlin. โ€œI think these ppl have been enabled by an example weโ€™ve been given, youโ€™ve seen it in Charlottesville,โ€ he continued, discussing the enabling of racism in America. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "Our country is an embarrassment to the world,โ€ he added. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € He then spoke about Trumpโ€™s decision to rescind Steph Curryโ€™s invitation to the White House, in which Popovich thought was โ€œcomical - because they werenโ€™t going anyway.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Popovich also divulged about white privilege, and how a discussion about race is necessary to make those that are comfortable - uncomfortable. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "Obviously, race is the elephant in the room, and we all understand that. Unless it is talked about constantly, it's not going to get better. ... 'Oh, that again. They pulled the race card again. Why do we have to talk about that?' Well, because it's uncomfortable. There has to be an uncomfortable element in the discourse for anything to change, whether it's the LGBT community or women's suffrage, race, it doesn't matter. People have to be made to feel uncomfortable, and especially white people, because we're comfortable. We still have no clue of what being born white means. And if you read some of......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Gregg Popovich Says The Country is an โ€œEmbarrassment to the Worldโ€ - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Once again, San Antonio Spurs head...

Ash, Bitch, and Dad: When you tryna convince the local prostitute that this isnt the life she has to live, and that you can help save her okingofcooneny I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. Me with $20 to my name decided to try my luck. "Aye shorty" I yelled across the street as she stood at the bus stop. Baby girl turned around with the swiftness. A truck passed in front of both of us as we made eye contact. When the truck passed she was next to me in the passenger. Hoes always know when to use instant transmission. She ask me what I wanted. I pulled out some singles and a couple nicks and dimes from my car ash trey. "$20 is all I have mam" I replied. She replied "That's 30 minutes". I ain't never pick up no hooker so I asked her if she wanted to play anything on the Aux cord. She had a trap phone so I started playing my music. I have gained experienced through GTA so I know I gotta park in a discreet location. Driving around we see this old pick up truck parked by a broken street light. It took me 10 minutes to parallel park. I'm unbuckling my pants like I had to pee all day. Ready to sling my meat out some Wale came on through the aux. My whole frame of mind changed. I no longer wanted to shoot ropes of nut on shorty but instead elevate her mind to the highest stakes that she may be the queen she was born to be. Me and her started conversations. Her name was Kelly, originally from Kansas and her dad is trucker, mother was a nurse and brother a drunk. Her whole life story was touching as we both began to break out in tears. I told her "baby dry them tears you don't got to do this to feel complete. Everything up to this moment has made you who you are, and every decision you make from this moment determines who you will be". Kelly looked me in the eyes and said "That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard, but your 30 minutes is up see ya". Man I dropped some motivational coach carter- the color purple speech and this bitch dipped. My gas light was on E. I tried to make it home and got stuck. Ya boy had to walk 40 minutes back to the crib. I can't trust these hoes.
Ash, Bitch, and Dad: When you tryna convince the local
 prostitute that this isnt the life she has to
 live, and that you can help save her
 okingofcooneny
I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. Me with $20 to my name decided to try my luck. "Aye shorty" I yelled across the street as she stood at the bus stop. Baby girl turned around with the swiftness. A truck passed in front of both of us as we made eye contact. When the truck passed she was next to me in the passenger. Hoes always know when to use instant transmission. She ask me what I wanted. I pulled out some singles and a couple nicks and dimes from my car ash trey. "$20 is all I have mam" I replied. She replied "That's 30 minutes". I ain't never pick up no hooker so I asked her if she wanted to play anything on the Aux cord. She had a trap phone so I started playing my music. I have gained experienced through GTA so I know I gotta park in a discreet location. Driving around we see this old pick up truck parked by a broken street light. It took me 10 minutes to parallel park. I'm unbuckling my pants like I had to pee all day. Ready to sling my meat out some Wale came on through the aux. My whole frame of mind changed. I no longer wanted to shoot ropes of nut on shorty but instead elevate her mind to the highest stakes that she may be the queen she was born to be. Me and her started conversations. Her name was Kelly, originally from Kansas and her dad is trucker, mother was a nurse and brother a drunk. Her whole life story was touching as we both began to break out in tears. I told her "baby dry them tears you don't got to do this to feel complete. Everything up to this moment has made you who you are, and every decision you make from this moment determines who you will be". Kelly looked me in the eyes and said "That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard, but your 30 minutes is up see ya". Man I dropped some motivational coach carter- the color purple speech and this bitch dipped. My gas light was on E. I tried to make it home and got stuck. Ya boy had to walk 40 minutes back to the crib. I can't trust these hoes.

I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. M...