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Let It Go, Who, and Him: "You have to let it all go. The way he kissed you, the way he smelled, the way he touched your waist and pulled you in. You have to let it go and you have to let him go. Because that's who he was, not who he is." -(via brawn) 35

Let It Go, Who, and Him: "You have to let it all go. The way he
kissed you, the way he smelled, the way
he touched your waist and pulled you
in. You have to let it go and you have to
let him go. Because that's who he was,
not who he is."
-(via brawn)
35

Let It Go, Who, and Him: "You have to let it all go. The way he
kissed you, the way he smelled, the way
he touched your waist and pulled you
in. You have to let it go and you have to
let him go. Because that's who he was,
not who he is."
-(via brawn)
35

Girls, Head, and Life: Run the World (Girls) Bohemian Rhapsody ELAA 6 writers 1 writer 4 producers 1 producer Girls, we run this mother (yeah) x4 Who run the world? Girls (girls) We run this motha? Girls (girls) Who run the world? Girls (girls) Who run the world? Girls (girls) Girls, we run this mother? Girls Girls, we run this mother? Girls Girls, we run this mother? Girls Girls, we run this mother? Girls Who run the world? Girls (girls) We run this motha? Girls (girls) Who run the world? Girls (girls) Who run the world? Girls (girls) Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me Mama, I just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead Mama... life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mamaaaaa oooh, Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters lolzandtrollz:Well, This Pretty Much Settles Everything

Girls, Head, and Life: Run the World (Girls)
Bohemian Rhapsody
ELAA
6 writers
1 writer
4 producers
1 producer
Girls, we run this mother (yeah) x4
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
We run this motha? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Girls, we run this mother? Girls
Girls, we run this mother? Girls
Girls, we run this mother? Girls
Girls, we run this mother? Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
We run this motha? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
me, to me
Mama,
I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger
now he's dead
Mama... life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
lolzandtrollz:Well, This Pretty Much Settles Everything

Girls, Head, and Life: Run the World (Girls)
Bohemian Rhapsody
ELAA
6 writers
1 writer
4 producers
1 producer
Girls, we run this mother (yeah) x4
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
We run this motha? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Girls, we run this mother? Girls
Girls, we run this mother? Girls
Girls, we run this mother? Girls
Girls, we run this mother? Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
We run this motha? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
me, to me
Mama,
I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger
now he's dead
Mama... life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
lolzandtrollz:Well, This Pretty Much Settles Everything

lolzandtrollz:Well, This Pretty Much Settles Everything

Another One, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet nav liked cait @audetgreen this girl in my class's laptop died and she just?? sighed and pulled out another one???? 12:25 PM 2/12/19 Twitter for iPhone 3,546 Retweets 40.9K Likes imagine having a seperate laptop for when your main laptop dies

Another One, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet
nav liked
cait
@audetgreen
this girl in my class's laptop died and
she just?? sighed and pulled out
another one????
12:25 PM 2/12/19 Twitter for iPhone
3,546 Retweets 40.9K Likes
imagine having a seperate laptop for when your main laptop dies

Another One, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet
nav liked
cait
@audetgreen
this girl in my class's laptop died and
she just?? sighed and pulled out
another one????
12:25 PM 2/12/19 Twitter for iPhone
3,546 Retweets 40.9K Likes
imagine having a seperate laptop for when your main laptop dies

imagine having a seperate laptop for when your main laptop dies

Omg, Shut Up, and Cop: Jon E @ArfMeasures Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you like me Cop: omg shut up I do not

Omg, Shut Up, and Cop: Jon
E @ArfMeasures
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you
over?
Me: Because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not

Omg, Shut Up, and Cop: Jon
E @ArfMeasures
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you
over?
Me: Because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not

Yo, Five Guys, and Make: Delancey @dullantsy I ordered a large fry at Five Guys and the cashier damn near pulled me to the side to make sure l knew what I was doing. Save Yo Extra $10

Yo, Five Guys, and Make: Delancey
@dullantsy
I ordered a large fry at Five Guys and the
cashier damn near pulled me to the side
to make sure l knew what I was doing.
Save Yo Extra $10

Yo, Five Guys, and Make: Delancey
@dullantsy
I ordered a large fry at Five Guys and the
cashier damn near pulled me to the side
to make sure l knew what I was doing.
Save Yo Extra $10

Save Yo Extra $10

College, Definitely, and Sleep: Peter @OkigboXL College is really a competition to see who got the least amount of sleep and is still functional. "How many hours did you sleep last?" Student 1: 4 hours Student 2: I pulled an all-nigher Student 3: I died an resurrected I'm definitely winning 😂

College, Definitely, and Sleep: Peter
@OkigboXL
College is really a competition to see
who got the least amount of sleep and
is still functional.
"How many hours did you sleep last?"
Student 1: 4 hours
Student 2: I pulled an all-nigher
Student 3: I died an resurrected
I'm definitely winning 😂

College, Definitely, and Sleep: Peter
@OkigboXL
College is really a competition to see
who got the least amount of sleep and
is still functional.
"How many hours did you sleep last?"
Student 1: 4 hours
Student 2: I pulled an all-nigher
Student 3: I died an resurrected
I'm definitely winning 😂

I'm definitely winning 😂

America, Bones, and Drunk: Towleroad Follow 22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for Defending Gay Friends: VIDEC tlrd.us/2vIsoyQ (UTH BEACH VICTIM KILLED IN SHOOTING ID'D AKE WORTH 1217 PM-7 Aug 2017 323 Retweets 438 Likes匿@ Calvin Φ @calvinstowell Follow This is what an American hero looks like. Towleroad @tird 22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for Defending Gay Friends: VIDEO tird.us/2vlsoyQ 12:19 PM-7 Aug 2017 1,774 Retweets 6,014 Likes homo-nerd-grizz: tikkunolamorgtfo: lucbensimon: black-to-the-bones: A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay friends from a drunk homophobe who followed them out of the restaurant where they were eating. Multiple witnesses reported that the killer came after the group and shouted, “If we were in my country I’d kill all of you like rats. I hate you damned gays. I’m going to kill you all here.” The victim, 22-year-old Juan Javier Cruz , was shot dead with a handgun Mena pulled from his pocket after defending his friends. This is not right that people have to die just because homophobia is flourishing in America. RIP Juan Javier Cruz, you are a hero. Source Rest in power May his memory be a blessing. When people say “It’s 2018, nobody cares if you’re gay or not.” They don’t even know

America, Bones, and Drunk: Towleroad
Follow
22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for
Defending Gay Friends: VIDEC
tlrd.us/2vIsoyQ
(UTH BEACH
VICTIM KILLED IN SHOOTING ID'D
AKE WORTH
1217 PM-7 Aug 2017
323 Retweets 438 Likes匿@

Calvin Φ
@calvinstowell
Follow
This is what an American hero looks like.
Towleroad @tird
22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for Defending Gay Friends:
VIDEO tird.us/2vlsoyQ
12:19 PM-7 Aug 2017
1,774 Retweets 6,014 Likes
homo-nerd-grizz:
tikkunolamorgtfo:

lucbensimon:

black-to-the-bones:

A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay friends from a drunk homophobe who followed them out of the restaurant where they were eating.
Multiple witnesses reported that the killer came after the group and shouted, “If we were in my country I’d kill all of you like rats. I hate you damned gays. I’m going to kill you all here.”

The victim, 22-year-old Juan Javier Cruz , was shot dead with a handgun Mena pulled from his pocket after defending his friends.

This is not right that people have to die just because homophobia is flourishing in America.
RIP

Juan Javier Cruz, you are a hero.
Source

Rest in power

May his memory be a blessing.

When people say “It’s 2018, nobody cares if you’re gay or not.” They don’t even know

America, Bones, and Drunk: Towleroad
Follow
22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for
Defending Gay Friends: VIDEC
tlrd.us/2vIsoyQ
(UTH BEACH
VICTIM KILLED IN SHOOTING ID'D
AKE WORTH
1217 PM-7 Aug 2017
323 Retweets 438 Likes匿@

Calvin Φ
@calvinstowell
Follow
This is what an American hero looks like.
Towleroad @tird
22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for Defending Gay Friends:
VIDEO tird.us/2vlsoyQ
12:19 PM-7 Aug 2017
1,774 Retweets 6,014 Likes
homo-nerd-grizz:
tikkunolamorgtfo:

lucbensimon:

black-to-the-bones:

A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay friends from a drunk homophobe who followed them out of the restaurant where they were eating.
Multiple witnesses reported that the killer came after the group and shouted, “If we were in my country I’d kill all of you like rats. I hate you damned gays. I’m going to kill you all here.”

The victim, 22-year-old Juan Javier Cruz , was shot dead with a handgun Mena pulled from his pocket after defending his friends.

This is not right that people have to die just because homophobia is flourishing in America.
RIP

Juan Javier Cruz, you are a hero.
Source

Rest in power

May his memory be a blessing.

When people say “It’s 2018, nobody cares if you’re gay or not.” They don’t even know

homo-nerd-grizz: tikkunolamorgtfo: lucbensimon: black-to-the-bones: A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay ...

Gif, Shit, and T-Mobile: l T-Mobile 1:26 AM 85% Jayna YOU MATCHED WITH JAYNA ON 1/4/19 We can get pulled over let's go places Wed, Jan 9, 2:06 PM Well shit, where we going then Today 1:26 AM Nowhere it is Sent GIF ype a message Send My bio said, “I can drive us around but we might get pulled over”

Gif, Shit, and T-Mobile: l T-Mobile
1:26 AM
85%
Jayna
YOU MATCHED WITH JAYNA ON 1/4/19
We can get pulled over let's go
places
Wed, Jan 9, 2:06 PM
Well shit, where we going then
Today 1:26 AM
Nowhere it is
Sent
GIF
ype a message
Send
My bio said, “I can drive us around but we might get pulled over”

Gif, Shit, and T-Mobile: l T-Mobile
1:26 AM
85%
Jayna
YOU MATCHED WITH JAYNA ON 1/4/19
We can get pulled over let's go
places
Wed, Jan 9, 2:06 PM
Well shit, where we going then
Today 1:26 AM
Nowhere it is
Sent
GIF
ype a message
Send
My bio said, “I can drive us around but we might get pulled over”

Dank Memes, How, and Five Guys: Delancey @dullantsy l ordered a large fry at Five Guys and the cashier damn near pulled me to the side to make sure l knew what I was doing (@dullantsy) Me: how big is the bag? Cashier: ....how big is your trunk

Dank Memes, How, and Five Guys: Delancey
@dullantsy
l ordered a large fry at Five Guys and the
cashier damn near pulled me to the side
to make sure l knew what I was doing
(@dullantsy) Me: how big is the bag? Cashier: ....how big is your trunk

Dank Memes, How, and Five Guys: Delancey
@dullantsy
l ordered a large fry at Five Guys and the
cashier damn near pulled me to the side
to make sure l knew what I was doing
(@dullantsy) Me: how big is the bag? Cashier: ....how big is your trunk

(@dullantsy) Me: how big is the bag? Cashier: ....how big is your trunk

Fall, Grammys, and Twitter: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed Cardi B Wore Couture To The Grammys And Twitter lsn't Talking About Anything Else Jenna Amatulli @ohheyjenna excuse you, but Cardi B is wearing Mugler COUTURE from fall WE DO NOT DESERVE THIS #GRAMMYS GODDESS. Cardi B Wore Couture To The Grammys And Twitter Isn't Talking About Anythi... Yep, Cardi B pulled up in vintage '95 Mugler Couture. buzzfeed.com Twitter Is Doing Side-By-Sides Of Cardi B's Grammys Outfit And I Can Not Breathe. Link in bio.

Fall, Grammys, and Twitter: BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed
Cardi B Wore Couture To The Grammys And
Twitter lsn't Talking About Anything Else
Jenna Amatulli
@ohheyjenna
excuse you, but Cardi B is wearing Mugler COUTURE from fall
WE DO NOT DESERVE THIS #GRAMMYS GODDESS.
Cardi B Wore Couture To The Grammys And Twitter Isn't Talking About Anythi...
Yep, Cardi B pulled up in vintage '95 Mugler Couture.
buzzfeed.com
Twitter Is Doing Side-By-Sides Of Cardi B's Grammys Outfit And I Can Not Breathe. Link in bio.

Fall, Grammys, and Twitter: BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed
Cardi B Wore Couture To The Grammys And
Twitter lsn't Talking About Anything Else
Jenna Amatulli
@ohheyjenna
excuse you, but Cardi B is wearing Mugler COUTURE from fall
WE DO NOT DESERVE THIS #GRAMMYS GODDESS.
Cardi B Wore Couture To The Grammys And Twitter Isn't Talking About Anythi...
Yep, Cardi B pulled up in vintage '95 Mugler Couture.
buzzfeed.com
Twitter Is Doing Side-By-Sides Of Cardi B's Grammys Outfit And I Can Not Breathe. Link in bio.

Twitter Is Doing Side-By-Sides Of Cardi B's Grammys Outfit And I Can Not Breathe. Link in bio.

Memes, Omg, and Shut Up: Jon @ArfMeasures Cop: Do you know why l pulled you over? Me: Because you like me Cop: omg shut up I do not

Memes, Omg, and Shut Up: Jon
@ArfMeasures
Cop: Do you know why l pulled you
over?
Me: Because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not

Memes, Omg, and Shut Up: Jon
@ArfMeasures
Cop: Do you know why l pulled you
over?
Me: Because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not

Bad, Crying, and Doctor: Plain As Day Quavo @Ayachii Tomo Follow Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction Some receptionist EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS" through them hospital doors FLUSHING SCOTCH"COUGH SYRUP COYOTE" Doctor, doctor, gimme the news ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR) Something's wrong She was lying on the bed Crying when I walked in R, BOB G "ICRYǐbo/ 、リ it-a: persitentmanlyagitation: chefpyro: oh wait i am tired and i will never be free

Bad, Crying, and Doctor: Plain As Day Quavo
@Ayachii Tomo
Follow
Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so
here's some of mine
Meanwhile my attention's
pulled in another direction
Some receptionist
EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"
through them hospital doors
FLUSHING SCOTCH"COUGH SYRUP
COYOTE"
Doctor, doctor, gimme the
news
ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF
LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)
Something's wrong
She was lying on the bed
Crying when I walked in
R,
BOB G "ICRYǐbo/ 、リ
it-a:
persitentmanlyagitation:

chefpyro:
oh

wait

i am tired and i will never be free

Bad, Crying, and Doctor: Plain As Day Quavo
@Ayachii Tomo
Follow
Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so
here's some of mine
Meanwhile my attention's
pulled in another direction
Some receptionist
EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"
through them hospital doors
FLUSHING SCOTCH"COUGH SYRUP
COYOTE"
Doctor, doctor, gimme the
news
ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF
LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)
Something's wrong
She was lying on the bed
Crying when I walked in
R,
BOB G "ICRYǐbo/ 、リ
it-a:
persitentmanlyagitation:

chefpyro:
oh

wait

i am tired and i will never be free

it-a: persitentmanlyagitation: chefpyro: oh wait i am tired and i will never be free

Anaconda, California, and Picture: Smoked before my ID picture so when lI get pulled over high I look normal. CALIFORNIA IDENTIFICA TION CARC tx. 01002023 0106/1999 LN AGUIRRE FN ANTHONY LUIS e5 02212017 SNEAK 100

Anaconda, California, and Picture: Smoked before my ID picture so when lI
get pulled over high I look normal.
CALIFORNIA
IDENTIFICA TION CARC
tx. 01002023
0106/1999
LN AGUIRRE
FN ANTHONY LUIS
e5
02212017
SNEAK 100

Anaconda, California, and Picture: Smoked before my ID picture so when lI
get pulled over high I look normal.
CALIFORNIA
IDENTIFICA TION CARC
tx. 01002023
0106/1999
LN AGUIRRE
FN ANTHONY LUIS
e5
02212017
SNEAK 100

Club, Dad, and Friends: Last night, while waiting to board our plane, ecarter was being her usual inquisitive self wanting to meet and say "hi to everyone she could unte she walked up on this man. He reached out and asked if she wanted to sit with him. He pulled out his tablet and showed her how to draw with it' they watched cartoons together, and she offered him snacks. This wasn't a short little exchange, this was 45 minutes, Watching them in that monent, I couldnt help but think, different genders, different races, different generations, and the best of friends. This is the world I want for her in a country that is continuously fed that it's so deeply divided by beliefs, I want her life to be filled with moments ke this.. not beral or conservative republican or democrat, socialist or capitalist, just HUMAN Joseph from in Okdahoma, if this should happen to find you. Thank you for showing my daughter what kindness and compassion looks like Continue to shine your light in the world #HatelsLearned . LiveWithPurpose eBeRelentless laughoutloud-club: This dad was really pleased by the unexpected kindness a wholesome stranger showed his baby daughter

Club, Dad, and Friends: Last night, while waiting to board our plane,
ecarter was being her usual inquisitive self
wanting to meet and say "hi to everyone she
could unte she walked up on this man. He reached
out and asked if she wanted to sit with him. He
pulled out his tablet and showed her how to draw
with it' they watched cartoons together, and she
offered him snacks. This wasn't a short little
exchange, this was 45 minutes, Watching them in
that monent, I couldnt help but think, different
genders, different races, different generations, and
the best of friends. This is the world I want for her
in a country that is continuously fed that it's so
deeply divided by beliefs, I want her life to be filled
with moments ke this.. not beral or conservative
republican or democrat, socialist or capitalist, just
HUMAN
Joseph from in Okdahoma, if this
should happen to find you. Thank you for showing
my daughter what kindness and compassion looks
like Continue to shine your light in the world
#HatelsLearned . LiveWithPurpose eBeRelentless
laughoutloud-club:

This dad was really pleased by the unexpected kindness a wholesome stranger showed his baby daughter

Club, Dad, and Friends: Last night, while waiting to board our plane,
ecarter was being her usual inquisitive self
wanting to meet and say "hi to everyone she
could unte she walked up on this man. He reached
out and asked if she wanted to sit with him. He
pulled out his tablet and showed her how to draw
with it' they watched cartoons together, and she
offered him snacks. This wasn't a short little
exchange, this was 45 minutes, Watching them in
that monent, I couldnt help but think, different
genders, different races, different generations, and
the best of friends. This is the world I want for her
in a country that is continuously fed that it's so
deeply divided by beliefs, I want her life to be filled
with moments ke this.. not beral or conservative
republican or democrat, socialist or capitalist, just
HUMAN
Joseph from in Okdahoma, if this
should happen to find you. Thank you for showing
my daughter what kindness and compassion looks
like Continue to shine your light in the world
#HatelsLearned . LiveWithPurpose eBeRelentless
laughoutloud-club:

This dad was really pleased by the unexpected kindness a wholesome stranger showed his baby daughter

laughoutloud-club: This dad was really pleased by the unexpected kindness a wholesome stranger showed his baby daughter

Dad, Friends, and Life: 4Kevin Feb 2 at 1:25 PM Last night, while waiting to board our plane, @_carterwas being her usual inquisitive self wanting to meet and say "hi" to everyone she could, until she walked up on this man. He reached out and asked if she wanted to sit with him. He pulled out his tablet and showed her how to draw with it, they watched cartoons together, and she offered him snacks. This wasn't a short little exchange, this was 45 minutes. Watching them in that moment, I couldn't help but think, different genders, different races, different generations, and the best of friends. This is the world I want for her. In a country that is continuously fed that it's so deeply divided by beliefs, I want her life to be filled with moments like this... not liberal or conservative republican or democrat, socialist or capitalist, just HUMAN Joseph from should happen to find you. Thank you for showing my daughter what kindness and compassion looks like. Continue to shine your light in the world. #HatelsLearned #LiveWithPurpose #BeRelentless in Oklahoma, if this This dad was really pleased by the kindness a wholesome stranger showed his baby daughter

Dad, Friends, and Life: 4Kevin
Feb 2 at 1:25 PM
Last night, while waiting to board our plane,
@_carterwas being her usual inquisitive self
wanting to meet and say "hi" to everyone she
could, until she walked up on this man. He reached
out and asked if she wanted to sit with him. He
pulled out his tablet and showed her how to draw
with it, they watched cartoons together, and she
offered him snacks. This wasn't a short little
exchange, this was 45 minutes. Watching them in
that moment, I couldn't help but think, different
genders, different races, different generations, and
the best of friends. This is the world I want for her.
In a country that is continuously fed that it's so
deeply divided by beliefs, I want her life to be filled
with moments like this... not liberal or conservative
republican or democrat, socialist or capitalist, just
HUMAN
Joseph from
should happen to find you. Thank you for showing
my daughter what kindness and compassion looks
like. Continue to shine your light in the world.
#HatelsLearned #LiveWithPurpose #BeRelentless
in Oklahoma, if this
This dad was really pleased by the kindness a wholesome stranger showed his baby daughter

Dad, Friends, and Life: 4Kevin
Feb 2 at 1:25 PM
Last night, while waiting to board our plane,
@_carterwas being her usual inquisitive self
wanting to meet and say "hi" to everyone she
could, until she walked up on this man. He reached
out and asked if she wanted to sit with him. He
pulled out his tablet and showed her how to draw
with it, they watched cartoons together, and she
offered him snacks. This wasn't a short little
exchange, this was 45 minutes. Watching them in
that moment, I couldn't help but think, different
genders, different races, different generations, and
the best of friends. This is the world I want for her.
In a country that is continuously fed that it's so
deeply divided by beliefs, I want her life to be filled
with moments like this... not liberal or conservative
republican or democrat, socialist or capitalist, just
HUMAN
Joseph from
should happen to find you. Thank you for showing
my daughter what kindness and compassion looks
like. Continue to shine your light in the world.
#HatelsLearned #LiveWithPurpose #BeRelentless
in Oklahoma, if this
This dad was really pleased by the kindness a wholesome stranger showed his baby daughter

This dad was really pleased by the kindness a wholesome stranger showed his baby daughter

Ass, God, and Homosexuality: God when He put the male g-spot in the ass and then said homosexuality is a sin I pulled a little sneaky on ya A sneaky one

Ass, God, and Homosexuality: God when He put the male
g-spot in the ass and then
said homosexuality is a sin
I pulled a little sneaky on
ya
A sneaky one

Ass, God, and Homosexuality: God when He put the male
g-spot in the ass and then
said homosexuality is a sin
I pulled a little sneaky on
ya
A sneaky one

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy @yunggravy this couple just came thru meet and greet and before we all took a pic, suave ass homie said "i think you'd look better with this on" to his gf and pulled out a ring and they got engaged shit was CUTE AS FUCK 8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone 581 Retweets 6,183 Likes awesomacious: Wholesome Gravy

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy
@yunggravy
this couple just came thru meet and
greet and before we all took a pic, suave
ass homie said "i think you'd look better
with this on" to his gf and pulled out a
ring and they got engaged shit was
CUTE AS FUCK
8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
581 Retweets 6,183 Likes
awesomacious:

Wholesome Gravy

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy
@yunggravy
this couple just came thru meet and
greet and before we all took a pic, suave
ass homie said "i think you'd look better
with this on" to his gf and pulled out a
ring and they got engaged shit was
CUTE AS FUCK
8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
581 Retweets 6,183 Likes
awesomacious:

Wholesome Gravy

Funny, Girls, and Savage: Thread Ricky Corona @RickyCoronaa Earlier today I went to a girl's highschool soccer game and there was a rough play where two players went to the ground. I guess one of them pulled the other's hair so she gets up and says "I liked it better when your bf pulled my hair" not even the ref knew what to do. I fainted 12/29/17, 11:36 PM 49.8K Retweets 252K Likes Savage https://t.co/PLzwHQBGYr

Funny, Girls, and Savage: Thread
Ricky Corona
@RickyCoronaa
Earlier today I went to a girl's
highschool soccer game and there
was a rough play where two players
went to the ground. I guess one of
them pulled the other's hair so she
gets up and says "I liked it better when
your bf pulled my hair" not even the ref
knew what to do. I fainted
12/29/17, 11:36 PM
49.8K Retweets 252K Likes
Savage https://t.co/PLzwHQBGYr

Funny, Girls, and Savage: Thread
Ricky Corona
@RickyCoronaa
Earlier today I went to a girl's
highschool soccer game and there
was a rough play where two players
went to the ground. I guess one of
them pulled the other's hair so she
gets up and says "I liked it better when
your bf pulled my hair" not even the ref
knew what to do. I fainted
12/29/17, 11:36 PM
49.8K Retweets 252K Likes
Savage https://t.co/PLzwHQBGYr

Savage https://t.co/PLzwHQBGYr

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: jillz @JİllyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin al my business!!! 5:01 PM 1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone Twitter for iPhone LMAOOOOOOOoO theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause ilived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it morified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, "Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot “You dropped your dick, man”

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: jillz
@JİllyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin al
my business!!!
5:01 PM 1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
Twitter for iPhone
LMAOOOOOOOoO
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
ilived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it morified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, "Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
“You dropped your dick, man”

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: jillz
@JİllyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin al
my business!!!
5:01 PM 1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
Twitter for iPhone
LMAOOOOOOOoO
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
ilived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it morified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, "Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
“You dropped your dick, man”

Club, Love, and Tumblr: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer.. $15. PICKPOCKET -5 laughoutloud-club: I love sucking cocks

Club, Love, and Tumblr: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on
the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer.. $15.
PICKPOCKET -5
laughoutloud-club:

I love sucking cocks

Club, Love, and Tumblr: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on
the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer.. $15.
PICKPOCKET -5
laughoutloud-club:

I love sucking cocks

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy @yunggravy this couple just came thru meet and greet and before we all took a pic, suave ass homie said "i think you'd look better with this on" to his gf and pulled out a ring and they got engaged shit was CUTE AS FUCK 8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone 581 Retweets 6,183 Likes Wholesome Gravy

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy
@yunggravy
this couple just came thru meet and
greet and before we all took a pic, suave
ass homie said "i think you'd look better
with this on" to his gf and pulled out a
ring and they got engaged shit was
CUTE AS FUCK
8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
581 Retweets 6,183 Likes
Wholesome Gravy

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy
@yunggravy
this couple just came thru meet and
greet and before we all took a pic, suave
ass homie said "i think you'd look better
with this on" to his gf and pulled out a
ring and they got engaged shit was
CUTE AS FUCK
8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
581 Retweets 6,183 Likes
Wholesome Gravy

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy @yunggravy this couple just came thru meet and greet and before we all took a pic, suave ass homie said "i think you'd look better with this on" to his gf and pulled out a ring and they got engaged shit was CUTE AS FUCK 8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone 581 Retweets 6,183 Likes Wholesome Gravy

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy
@yunggravy
this couple just came thru meet and
greet and before we all took a pic, suave
ass homie said "i think you'd look better
with this on" to his gf and pulled out a
ring and they got engaged shit was
CUTE AS FUCK
8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
581 Retweets 6,183 Likes
Wholesome Gravy

Ass, Cute, and Homie: Yung Gravy
@yunggravy
this couple just came thru meet and
greet and before we all took a pic, suave
ass homie said "i think you'd look better
with this on" to his gf and pulled out a
ring and they got engaged shit was
CUTE AS FUCK
8:09 PM 2/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
581 Retweets 6,183 Likes
Wholesome Gravy

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
jillz
@JillyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
my business!!!
5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
LMAO00000000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
jillz
@JillyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
my business!!!
5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
LMAO00000000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
jillz
@JillyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
my business!!!
5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
LMAO00000000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
jillz
@JillyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
my business!!!
5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
LMAO00000000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month

Bad, God, and Period: "My daughter started her period on the bus ride home today... and a boy a year older than her.. that she doesn't really know.. pulled her aside and whispered in her ear that she had a stain on the back of her pants and gave her his sweater to tie around her waist so she could walk home off of the bus... she said she was kind of embarrassed and originally said it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you and that you are raising him right!! We hear so many bad things about today's youth, and I wanted to share something positive! ( " God bless the boy.and especially his mother

Bad, God, and Period: "My daughter started her period on the
bus ride home today... and a boy a year
older than her.. that she doesn't really
know.. pulled her aside and whispered in
her ear that she had a stain on the back
of her pants and gave her his sweater to
tie around her waist so she could walk
home off of the bus... she said she was
kind of embarrassed and originally said
it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told
her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are
this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you
and that you are raising him right!!
We hear so many bad things about
today's youth, and I wanted to share
something positive! ( "
God bless the boy.and especially his mother

Bad, God, and Period: "My daughter started her period on the
bus ride home today... and a boy a year
older than her.. that she doesn't really
know.. pulled her aside and whispered in
her ear that she had a stain on the back
of her pants and gave her his sweater to
tie around her waist so she could walk
home off of the bus... she said she was
kind of embarrassed and originally said
it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told
her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are
this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you
and that you are raising him right!!
We hear so many bad things about
today's youth, and I wanted to share
something positive! ( "
God bless the boy.and especially his mother

God bless the boy.and especially his mother

Ted, American, and Amazing: This is an AMERICAN Ted Land @TedLandK5 Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico and started handing out plates of tacos and tamales. Amazing!

Ted, American, and Amazing: This is an AMERICAN
Ted Land @TedLandK5
Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled
his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico
and started handing out plates of tacos and
tamales.
Amazing!

Ted, American, and Amazing: This is an AMERICAN
Ted Land @TedLandK5
Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled
his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico
and started handing out plates of tacos and
tamales.
Amazing!

Amazing!

Be Like, Ted, and American: This is an AMERICAN Ted Land @TedLandK5 Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico and started handing out plates of tacos and tamales. If everybody would be like this

Be Like, Ted, and American: This is an AMERICAN
Ted Land @TedLandK5
Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled
his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico
and started handing out plates of tacos and
tamales.
If everybody would be like this

Be Like, Ted, and American: This is an AMERICAN
Ted Land @TedLandK5
Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled
his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico
and started handing out plates of tacos and
tamales.
If everybody would be like this

If everybody would be like this

Be Like, Ted, and American: This is an AMERICAN Ted Land @TedLandK5 Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico and started handing out plates of tacos and tamales. If everybody would be like this

Be Like, Ted, and American: This is an AMERICAN
Ted Land @TedLandK5
Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled
his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico
and started handing out plates of tacos and
tamales.
If everybody would be like this

Be Like, Ted, and American: This is an AMERICAN
Ted Land @TedLandK5
Jose Uriarte, owner of Gordo Burrito, pulled
his truck up to an evacuation shelter in Chico
and started handing out plates of tacos and
tamales.
If everybody would be like this

If everybody would be like this

God, Water, and Security: Airport security: Freaks out when they find out that humans are made up of 60% of water God I pulled a little sneaky on ya Me✈️irl

God, Water, and Security: Airport security: Freaks out when they
find out that humans are made
up of 60% of water
God
I pulled a little sneaky on
ya
Me✈️irl

God, Water, and Security: Airport security: Freaks out when they
find out that humans are made
up of 60% of water
God
I pulled a little sneaky on
ya
Me✈️irl

Me✈️irl

Shit, Andrew Jackson, and Living: In 1835, Richard Lawrence tried to kill president Andrew Jackson. He amazingly misfired twice and Jackson proceeded to beat the living shit out of him. The spectators had to save the assassin from the president. made with mematic He pulled a switcheroo

Shit, Andrew Jackson, and Living: In 1835, Richard Lawrence tried to kill president
Andrew Jackson. He amazingly misfired twice
and Jackson proceeded to beat the living shit
out of him. The spectators had to save the
assassin from the president.
made with mematic
He pulled a switcheroo

Shit, Andrew Jackson, and Living: In 1835, Richard Lawrence tried to kill president
Andrew Jackson. He amazingly misfired twice
and Jackson proceeded to beat the living shit
out of him. The spectators had to save the
assassin from the president.
made with mematic
He pulled a switcheroo

Funny, Savage, and Free: How ICE pulled up on 21 Savage LIVE CSPAN Free that man 21 crumpets

Funny, Savage, and Free: How ICE pulled up on 21 Savage
LIVE
CSPAN
Free that man 21 crumpets

Funny, Savage, and Free: How ICE pulled up on 21 Savage
LIVE
CSPAN
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Being Alone, Dank, and Fall: My youngest, four now, has been sleeping next to me most nights since he was born. Some nights he falls asleep in my bed, some nights I accidentally fall asleep in his. Other nights he starts in his and I start in mine and then inevitably there’s the patter of little feet and a tap on my cheek and the making of space for him next to me. And I love it. I’m not complaining and I’m not martyr-ing and I’m not unaware, having been down this road three times before, that things can change in the blink of an eye and before you know it a whole slew of nights will have passed where we both slept through, alone, because he’s outgrown that need for me. But for four years now I’ve been next to him and on each and every one of those nights he’s flipped and flopped and rolled in that toddler sleep-way his way over too close to an edge and I, half asleep, have reached over, grabbed an appendage, and pulled him back. It occurred to me in the middle of the night recently after one such rescue that this is motherhood in a nutshell, am I right? He can sleep his way right through a hundred near-falls because he trusts that I will catch him. And I will. Until he doesn’t need me to anymore. (via Liz Petrone)

Being Alone, Dank, and Fall: My youngest, four now, has been sleeping next to me most nights since he was born. Some nights he falls asleep in my bed, some nights I accidentally fall asleep in his. Other nights he starts in his and I start in mine and then inevitably there’s the patter of little feet and a tap on my cheek and the making of space for him next to me.

And I love it. I’m not complaining and I’m not martyr-ing and I’m not unaware, having been down this road three times before, that things can change in the blink of an eye and before you know it a whole slew of nights will have passed where we both slept through, alone, because he’s outgrown that need for me.

But for four years now I’ve been next to him and on each and every one of those nights he’s flipped and flopped and rolled in that toddler sleep-way his way over too close to an edge and I, half asleep, have reached over, grabbed an appendage, and pulled him back.

It occurred to me in the middle of the night recently after one such rescue that this is motherhood in a nutshell, am I right? He can sleep his way right through a hundred near-falls because he trusts that I will catch him.

And I will.

Until he doesn’t need me to anymore.

(via Liz Petrone)

Being Alone, Dank, and Fall: My youngest, four now, has been sleeping next to me most nights since he was born. Some nights he falls asleep in my bed, some nights I accidentally fall asleep in his. Other nights he starts in his and I start in mine and then inevitably there’s the patter of little feet and a tap on my cheek and the making of space for him next to me.

And I love it. I’m not complaining and I’m not martyr-ing and I’m not unaware, having been down this road three times before, that things can change in the blink of an eye and before you know it a whole slew of nights will have passed where we both slept through, alone, because he’s outgrown that need for me.

But for four years now I’ve been next to him and on each and every one of those nights he’s flipped and flopped and rolled in that toddler sleep-way his way over too close to an edge and I, half asleep, have reached over, grabbed an appendage, and pulled him back.

It occurred to me in the middle of the night recently after one such rescue that this is motherhood in a nutshell, am I right? He can sleep his way right through a hundred near-falls because he trusts that I will catch him.

And I will.

Until he doesn’t need me to anymore.

(via Liz Petrone)

My youngest, four now, has been sleeping next to me most nights since he was born. Some nights he falls asleep in my bed, some nights I acci...

Louisiana, Change, and All The: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer.. $15. PICKPOCKET -5

Louisiana, Change, and All The: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on
the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer.. $15.
PICKPOCKET -5

Louisiana, Change, and All The: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on
the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer.. $15.
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Ipad, Police, and Stephen: Tweet Stephen McGowan @steve mcgo... 1h @lincspolice can I get pulled over if my rear number plate is unreadable because of a bit of mud? 1 Lincolnshire Police Lincolnshire POLICE @lincspolice Replying to @steve mcgowan Hi Stephen, yes you can get pulled over as front and rear number plates must be securely affixed and readable at all times. Janeen 15:03 01/02/2019 Twitter for iPad Stephen McGowan @steve mcg... 32s Replying to @lincspolice Oh dear, that's what I thought, Tesco's in Skegness 12:39 today. I would give you the registration number, but... Tweet your reply Taking the law into your own hands.

Ipad, Police, and Stephen: Tweet
Stephen McGowan @steve mcgo... 1h
@lincspolice can I get pulled over if my
rear number plate is unreadable because
of a bit of mud?
1
Lincolnshire Police
Lincolnshire
POLICE @lincspolice
Replying to @steve mcgowan
Hi Stephen, yes you can get pulled over
as front and rear number plates must be
securely affixed and readable at all
times. Janeen
15:03 01/02/2019 Twitter for iPad
Stephen McGowan @steve mcg... 32s
Replying to @lincspolice
Oh dear, that's what I thought, Tesco's in
Skegness 12:39 today. I would give you the
registration number, but...
Tweet your reply
Taking the law into your own hands.

Ipad, Police, and Stephen: Tweet
Stephen McGowan @steve mcgo... 1h
@lincspolice can I get pulled over if my
rear number plate is unreadable because
of a bit of mud?
1
Lincolnshire Police
Lincolnshire
POLICE @lincspolice
Replying to @steve mcgowan
Hi Stephen, yes you can get pulled over
as front and rear number plates must be
securely affixed and readable at all
times. Janeen
15:03 01/02/2019 Twitter for iPad
Stephen McGowan @steve mcg... 32s
Replying to @lincspolice
Oh dear, that's what I thought, Tesco's in
Skegness 12:39 today. I would give you the
registration number, but...
Tweet your reply
Taking the law into your own hands.

Taking the law into your own hands.

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Bad, Period, and Thank You: "My daughter started her period on the bus ride home today... and a boy a year older than her.. that she doesn't really know.. pulled her aside and whispered in her ear that she had a stain on the back of her pants and gave her his sweater to tie around her waist so she could walk home off of the bus... she said she was kind of embarrassed and originally said it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you and that you are raising him right!! We hear so many bad things about today's youth, and I wanted to share something positive! ( " Wholesome boy has sisters

Bad, Period, and Thank You: "My daughter started her period on the
bus ride home today... and a boy a year
older than her.. that she doesn't really
know.. pulled her aside and whispered in
her ear that she had a stain on the back
of her pants and gave her his sweater to
tie around her waist so she could walk
home off of the bus... she said she was
kind of embarrassed and originally said
it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told
her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are
this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you
and that you are raising him right!!
We hear so many bad things about
today's youth, and I wanted to share
something positive! ( "
Wholesome boy has sisters

Bad, Period, and Thank You: "My daughter started her period on the
bus ride home today... and a boy a year
older than her.. that she doesn't really
know.. pulled her aside and whispered in
her ear that she had a stain on the back
of her pants and gave her his sweater to
tie around her waist so she could walk
home off of the bus... she said she was
kind of embarrassed and originally said
it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told
her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are
this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you
and that you are raising him right!!
We hear so many bad things about
today's youth, and I wanted to share
something positive! ( "
Wholesome boy has sisters

Wholesome boy has sisters

Bad, Period, and Thank You: "My daughter started her period on the bus ride home today... and a boy a year older than her.. that she doesn't really know.. pulled her aside and whispered in her ear that she had a stain on the back of her pants and gave her his sweater to tie around her waist so she could walk home off of the bus... she said she was kind of embarrassed and originally said it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you and that you are raising him right!! We hear so many bad things about today's youth, and I wanted to share something positive! ( " Wholesome boy has sisters

Bad, Period, and Thank You: "My daughter started her period on the
bus ride home today... and a boy a year
older than her.. that she doesn't really
know.. pulled her aside and whispered in
her ear that she had a stain on the back
of her pants and gave her his sweater to
tie around her waist so she could walk
home off of the bus... she said she was
kind of embarrassed and originally said
it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told
her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are
this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you
and that you are raising him right!!
We hear so many bad things about
today's youth, and I wanted to share
something positive! ( "
Wholesome boy has sisters

Bad, Period, and Thank You: "My daughter started her period on the
bus ride home today... and a boy a year
older than her.. that she doesn't really
know.. pulled her aside and whispered in
her ear that she had a stain on the back
of her pants and gave her his sweater to
tie around her waist so she could walk
home off of the bus... she said she was
kind of embarrassed and originally said
it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told
her 'I have sisters, it's all good! If you are
this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you
and that you are raising him right!!
We hear so many bad things about
today's youth, and I wanted to share
something positive! ( "
Wholesome boy has sisters

Wholesome boy has sisters

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Los Angeles Lakers, Clippers, and Back: Ut
LIPPERS
LAKERS 26-25 91 CLIPPERS 28-23 784th Qtr 10:28 24
Bron just pulled off the Harden step-back.

Los Angeles Lakers, Clippers, and Back: Ut
LIPPERS
LAKERS 26-25 91 CLIPPERS 28-23 784th Qtr 10:28 24
Bron just pulled off the Harden step-back.

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Android, Hype, and Omg: a WhatsApp "il
21:36
-7 o 43%
Tweet
hype and Boog liked
Jon
@ArfMeasures
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you
over?
Me: Because you like me
Cop: omg shut up l do not
15:52 29/01/2019. Twitter for Android
549 Retweets 3.472 Likes
omg shut up I do not

Android, Hype, and Omg: a WhatsApp "il
21:36
-7 o 43%
Tweet
hype and Boog liked
Jon
@ArfMeasures
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you
over?
Me: Because you like me
Cop: omg shut up l do not
15:52 29/01/2019. Twitter for Android
549 Retweets 3.472 Likes
omg shut up I do not

omg shut up I do not

Funny, Gif, and White People: How white people walk into bass pro shop GIF White people when they get pulled over and know they’re safe

Funny, Gif, and White People: How white people walk into bass pro
shop
GIF
White people when they get pulled over and know they’re safe

Funny, Gif, and White People: How white people walk into bass pro
shop
GIF
White people when they get pulled over and know they’re safe

Books, Candy, and Guns: Ann Coulter AnnCoulter Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. Rick Pescatore, DO @Rick Pescatore Hi, Satan! I'm an ER doc. If you add up every gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty books I've pulled out of orifices, it doesn't even approach the number of moms I've had to tell their kids are dead from guns. Stick w/the xenophobia racism you're so good at and GTFO our lane.

Books, Candy, and Guns: Ann Coulter
AnnCoulter
Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines
& gummy bears out of human orifices every
week. That doesn't make them experts on
pool, horticulture or chewy candy.
Rick Pescatore, DO
@Rick Pescatore
Hi, Satan! I'm an ER doc. If you add up every
gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty
books I've pulled out of orifices, it doesn't
even approach the number of moms I've
had to tell their kids are dead from guns.
Stick w/the xenophobia racism you're so
good at and GTFO our lane.

Books, Candy, and Guns: Ann Coulter
AnnCoulter
Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines
& gummy bears out of human orifices every
week. That doesn't make them experts on
pool, horticulture or chewy candy.
Rick Pescatore, DO
@Rick Pescatore
Hi, Satan! I'm an ER doc. If you add up every
gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty
books I've pulled out of orifices, it doesn't
even approach the number of moms I've
had to tell their kids are dead from guns.
Stick w/the xenophobia racism you're so
good at and GTFO our lane.

Bad, Gif, and Internet: actuallyalivingsaint: that-kid-from-the-internet: ciarachimera: rampaigehalseyface: sparkingtimepiece: petermorwood: 4gifs: Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt. *You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck. poor baby I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other. baby :3 I cannot explain my fondness for the words “test nibble” “thank you human” *nibble nibble* ^_^

Bad, Gif, and Internet: actuallyalivingsaint:

that-kid-from-the-internet:

ciarachimera:

rampaigehalseyface:

sparkingtimepiece:

petermorwood:

4gifs:

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.
*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

poor baby

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

baby :3

I cannot explain my fondness for the words “test nibble”

“thank you human” *nibble nibble* ^_^

Bad, Gif, and Internet: actuallyalivingsaint:

that-kid-from-the-internet:

ciarachimera:

rampaigehalseyface:

sparkingtimepiece:

petermorwood:

4gifs:

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.
*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

poor baby

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

baby :3

I cannot explain my fondness for the words “test nibble”

“thank you human” *nibble nibble* ^_^

California, Picture, and Modern: Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal. CALIFORNIA IDENTIFICATION CARC ㄌ 01芯n2023 010/1999 ex, LNAGUIRRE FNANTHONY LUIS dex u 4221 2017 Modern problems require modern solutions High-nstein

California, Picture, and Modern: Smoked before my ID picture so when I
get pulled over high I look normal.
CALIFORNIA
IDENTIFICATION CARC
ㄌ
01芯n2023
010/1999
ex,
LNAGUIRRE
FNANTHONY LUIS
dex u
4221 2017
Modern problems require modern solutions
High-nstein

California, Picture, and Modern: Smoked before my ID picture so when I
get pulled over high I look normal.
CALIFORNIA
IDENTIFICATION CARC
ㄌ
01芯n2023
010/1999
ex,
LNAGUIRRE
FNANTHONY LUIS
dex u
4221 2017
Modern problems require modern solutions
High-nstein

High-nstein

Advice, Fuck You, and Police: When the driver that cutyou up and swore atyou Gets pulled over bythe Police advice-animal: Yeah. Fuck you too, buddy.

Advice, Fuck You, and Police: When the driver that cutyou
up and swore atyou
Gets pulled over bythe Police
advice-animal:

Yeah. Fuck you too, buddy.

Advice, Fuck You, and Police: When the driver that cutyou
up and swore atyou
Gets pulled over bythe Police
advice-animal:

Yeah. Fuck you too, buddy.

Meme, Regret, and Shit: Have you ever killed someone and enjoyed it? Joe Berah, Director Answered 13d ago Yes. And I don't regret it. But I did get punished for it. Some kid (maybe 13/14 years old) was giving me some trouble. He was getting all in my face and getting in my way. He was cursing me and calling me all sorts of names. I had never met him before so was unsure what his issue was. I wasn't so fussed until he started calling my mother names, and telling me how he's going to fuck her etc. So I just flipped, pulled out a glock and shot wound Anyway, he respawned and I got kicked out of the server for team killing. Little shit. u/BootsVDs They had us inthef f, not gonna lie My first meme

Meme, Regret, and Shit: Have you ever killed someone
and enjoyed it?
Joe Berah, Director
Answered 13d ago
Yes. And I don't regret it. But I did get
punished for it.
Some kid (maybe 13/14 years old) was giving
me some trouble. He was getting all in my
face and getting in my way. He was cursing
me and calling me all sorts of names. I had
never met him before so was unsure what his
issue was. I wasn't so fussed until he started
calling my mother names, and telling me
how he's going to fuck her etc.
So I just flipped, pulled out a glock and shot
wound
Anyway, he respawned and I got kicked out
of the server for team killing.
Little shit.
u/BootsVDs
They had us inthef
f, not gonna lie
My first meme

Meme, Regret, and Shit: Have you ever killed someone
and enjoyed it?
Joe Berah, Director
Answered 13d ago
Yes. And I don't regret it. But I did get
punished for it.
Some kid (maybe 13/14 years old) was giving
me some trouble. He was getting all in my
face and getting in my way. He was cursing
me and calling me all sorts of names. I had
never met him before so was unsure what his
issue was. I wasn't so fussed until he started
calling my mother names, and telling me
how he's going to fuck her etc.
So I just flipped, pulled out a glock and shot
wound
Anyway, he respawned and I got kicked out
of the server for team killing.
Little shit.
u/BootsVDs
They had us inthef
f, not gonna lie
My first meme

Ether, Netflix, and Parks and Recreation: This is probably the best customer service exchange ever... Netflix Customer Service You are now chatting with: Michael 16 minutes ago You I have a problem to report Netilix Michael This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with 6 minutes ag 6 minutes ag You 6 minutes ago Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here 15 minutes ago Engineering has a problem to report Netflix Michael LT, what seems to be the problem? 15 minutes ago 5 minutes ag Visual displays are erratic, sir 4 minutes ago season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly Netflix Michael How so, LT? You at 5 minutes of operation You 4 minutes ago 4 minutes ago 14 minutes ago 4 minutes ago the visual creates a temporal loop 4 minutes ag and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again 3 minutes ago Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over and over Netflix Michael Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. ) 3 minstes a 3 minutes ago Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator Netflix Michael 3 minutes ago 2 minutes ago We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present Netflix Micha LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows? minutes ago 11 สunutes ago But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days You no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected You We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge minutes ag 0 minutes ago 0 minutes ago Netflix Micha LT. that is no good at all. 0 minutes ag We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in and the loop continued minsites ag Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it minutes ag Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Netflix Michal minutes ag HAHA Netlix Michal That is a homible place to get stuck Netflix Michaal Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier minutes ag 8 minutes ago 1 minutes ag Indeed, Captain. Netlix Michael 0 minutes ago 0 minutes ago [Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever minutes ago Well thank you. Netllix Michael We got that reported on our end minutes ag minutes ago This needs to go on a blog somewhere minutes ag you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done. 8minutes ago Netflix Michael LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today? You I almost wish there were minutes ago 7 minutes ago minutes ago Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay online for a one question survey You minutes ago This chat session has ended you satisfied with your Netflix experience? No Thanks for your feedback you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz:Guy Goes Online To Complain, The Best Thing Happens

Ether, Netflix, and Parks and Recreation: This is probably the best customer
service exchange ever...
Netflix Customer Service
You are now chatting with: Michael
16 minutes ago
You
I have a problem to report
Netilix Michael
This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with
6 minutes ag
6 minutes ag
You
6 minutes ago
Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
15 minutes ago
Engineering has a problem to report
Netflix Michael
LT, what seems to be the problem?
15 minutes ago
5 minutes ag
Visual displays are erratic, sir
4 minutes ago
season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
Netflix Michael
How so, LT?
You
at 5 minutes of operation
You
4 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
14 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
the visual creates a temporal loop
4 minutes ag
and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
3 minutes ago
Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over
and over
Netflix Michael
Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. )
3 minstes a
3 minutes ago
Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator
Netflix Michael
3 minutes ago
2 minutes ago
We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
Netflix Micha
LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
minutes ago
11 สunutes ago
But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days
You
no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
You
We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge
minutes ag
0 minutes ago
0 minutes ago
Netflix Micha
LT. that is no good at all.
0 minutes ag
We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
and the loop continued
minsites ag
Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it
minutes ag
Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This
s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Netflix Michal
minutes ag
HAHA
Netlix Michal
That is a homible place to get stuck
Netflix Michaal
Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier
minutes ag
8 minutes ago
1 minutes ag
Indeed, Captain.
Netlix Michael
0 minutes ago
0 minutes ago
[Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever
minutes ago
Well thank you.
Netllix Michael
We got that reported on our end
minutes ag
minutes ago
This needs to go on a blog somewhere
minutes ag
you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done.
8minutes ago
Netflix Michael
LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
You
I almost wish there were
minutes ago
7 minutes ago
minutes ago
Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
online for a one question survey
You
minutes ago
This chat session has ended
you satisfied with
your Netflix experience?
No
Thanks for your feedback
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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Ether, Netflix, and Parks and Recreation: This is probably the best customer
service exchange ever...
Netflix Customer Service
You are now chatting with: Michael
16 minutes ago
You
I have a problem to report
Netilix Michael
This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with
6 minutes ag
6 minutes ag
You
6 minutes ago
Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
15 minutes ago
Engineering has a problem to report
Netflix Michael
LT, what seems to be the problem?
15 minutes ago
5 minutes ag
Visual displays are erratic, sir
4 minutes ago
season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
Netflix Michael
How so, LT?
You
at 5 minutes of operation
You
4 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
14 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
the visual creates a temporal loop
4 minutes ag
and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
3 minutes ago
Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over
and over
Netflix Michael
Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. )
3 minstes a
3 minutes ago
Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator
Netflix Michael
3 minutes ago
2 minutes ago
We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
Netflix Micha
LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
minutes ago
11 สunutes ago
But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days
You
no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
You
We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge
minutes ag
0 minutes ago
0 minutes ago
Netflix Micha
LT. that is no good at all.
0 minutes ag
We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
and the loop continued
minsites ag
Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it
minutes ag
Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This
s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Netflix Michal
minutes ag
HAHA
Netlix Michal
That is a homible place to get stuck
Netflix Michaal
Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier
minutes ag
8 minutes ago
1 minutes ag
Indeed, Captain.
Netlix Michael
0 minutes ago
0 minutes ago
[Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever
minutes ago
Well thank you.
Netllix Michael
We got that reported on our end
minutes ag
minutes ago
This needs to go on a blog somewhere
minutes ag
you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done.
8minutes ago
Netflix Michael
LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
You
I almost wish there were
minutes ago
7 minutes ago
minutes ago
Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
online for a one question survey
You
minutes ago
This chat session has ended
you satisfied with
your Netflix experience?
No
Thanks for your feedback
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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Being Alone, Apparently, and Burger King: probablyhalfelfrpgideas vaspider gayquicksilver By the way the local New Zealand drama right now is that there's this family of British tourists in the country right now that have, on their own, been such god awful visitors that the national news and like half the country is following their exploits and they got a deportation notice. Like we literally have nothing else better to do in this country gayquicksilver chaOtician please tell me more They've been in the country 5 fucking days ok not even a week. And it started a few days ago when some people Snapchatted them leaving HEAPS of rubbish behind at Takapuna beach (one of the most expensive suburbs in the country) and people were like "hey can you pick that up" and the family got real aggressive about it including this kid who could not have been more than 5 being like "ill bash ya fookin head in m8" and this was ALL over Facebook and allegedly they were all drunk too Then later this same family was pulled over for their kids not being in proper car seats, so they got taken to the dpt store to buy some, no biggie, but u know the connection was made that this is the same family from earlier in the week Then yesterday the police got called in Hamilton to a Burger King where the SAME FAMILY is like, harassing staff and demanding free food, trying to walk through the drive thru and even after police were called it took like an hour to get them to leave Now one of the woman has been arrested for robbing some sunglasses and soft drinks or something from a gas station ehdhfgrhejehehhs I think there was more stuff. And apparently they were real fucking terrible on the flight here too. But overall the situation is just SO funny, like sure they were rude to retail workers and stole some stuff but the whole country is riled the fuck up because they left rubbish all over our beach and you do NOT get away with that shit equuslupus ris fr New Zealand fucking wild Imao Source: gayquicksilver 45,339 notes Cant the brits just leave everyone alone?

Being Alone, Apparently, and Burger King: probablyhalfelfrpgideas
vaspider
gayquicksilver
By the way the local New Zealand drama
right now is that there's this family of British
tourists in the country right now that have, on
their own, been such god awful visitors that
the national news and like half the country
is following their exploits and they got a
deportation notice. Like we literally have
nothing else better to do in this country
gayquicksilver
chaOtician
please tell me more
They've been in the country 5 fucking days
ok not even a week. And it started a few
days ago when some people Snapchatted
them leaving HEAPS of rubbish behind at
Takapuna beach (one of the most expensive
suburbs in the country) and people were like
"hey can you pick that up" and the family got
real aggressive about it including this kid
who could not have been more than 5 being
like "ill bash ya fookin head in m8" and this
was ALL over Facebook and allegedly they
were all drunk too
Then later this same family was pulled over
for their kids not being in proper car seats,
so they got taken to the dpt store to buy
some, no biggie, but u know the connection
was made that this is the same family from
earlier in the week
Then yesterday the police got called in
Hamilton to a Burger King where the SAME
FAMILY is like, harassing staff and demanding
free food, trying to walk through the drive thru
and even after police were called it took like
an hour to get them to leave
Now one of the woman has been arrested
for robbing some sunglasses and soft
drinks or something from a gas station
ehdhfgrhejehehhs
I think there was more stuff. And apparently
they were real fucking terrible on the flight
here too. But overall the situation is just
SO funny, like sure they were rude to retail
workers and stole some stuff but the whole
country is riled the fuck up because they left
rubbish all over our beach and you do NOT
get away with that shit
equuslupus
ris
fr
New Zealand
fucking wild Imao
Source: gayquicksilver
45,339 notes
Cant the brits just leave everyone alone?

Being Alone, Apparently, and Burger King: probablyhalfelfrpgideas
vaspider
gayquicksilver
By the way the local New Zealand drama
right now is that there's this family of British
tourists in the country right now that have, on
their own, been such god awful visitors that
the national news and like half the country
is following their exploits and they got a
deportation notice. Like we literally have
nothing else better to do in this country
gayquicksilver
chaOtician
please tell me more
They've been in the country 5 fucking days
ok not even a week. And it started a few
days ago when some people Snapchatted
them leaving HEAPS of rubbish behind at
Takapuna beach (one of the most expensive
suburbs in the country) and people were like
"hey can you pick that up" and the family got
real aggressive about it including this kid
who could not have been more than 5 being
like "ill bash ya fookin head in m8" and this
was ALL over Facebook and allegedly they
were all drunk too
Then later this same family was pulled over
for their kids not being in proper car seats,
so they got taken to the dpt store to buy
some, no biggie, but u know the connection
was made that this is the same family from
earlier in the week
Then yesterday the police got called in
Hamilton to a Burger King where the SAME
FAMILY is like, harassing staff and demanding
free food, trying to walk through the drive thru
and even after police were called it took like
an hour to get them to leave
Now one of the woman has been arrested
for robbing some sunglasses and soft
drinks or something from a gas station
ehdhfgrhejehehhs
I think there was more stuff. And apparently
they were real fucking terrible on the flight
here too. But overall the situation is just
SO funny, like sure they were rude to retail
workers and stole some stuff but the whole
country is riled the fuck up because they left
rubbish all over our beach and you do NOT
get away with that shit
equuslupus
ris
fr
New Zealand
fucking wild Imao
Source: gayquicksilver
45,339 notes
Cant the brits just leave everyone alone?

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