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    Family, Memes, and Money: Street Vendor Robbed and Brutally
 Beaten in South Los Angeles
 By Christine Kim
 Pรบblished at 6:40 PM PDT on Mar 18, 2018 | Updated 2 hours ago
 1.7k
 Justice for Pedro! Please
 donate: bit.ly/justice4pedro
Please Donate! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ LINK in our BIO! @UndocuMedia. . If you made a donation COMMENT โ€œDone โœ”๏ธ" . Via NBC News: "A family is pleading for the publicโ€™s help after their loved one โ€“ a street vendor - was robbed and brutally beaten right before his shift. Pedro Reyes, 54, was among a group of street vendors setting up shop around 5 a.m. Sunday at San Pedro Street and 31st Street in South Los Angeles. Two vehicles pulled up and a group of young men inside demanded money from three street vendors, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. Reyes told detectives he threw his money at the suspects and ran โ€“ and thatโ€™s when they chased after him and beat him up. His stepson told NBC4 that the group of people knocked out three of Reyes' teeth, cut his throat, fractured his face and left him unconscious. Reyes was the most severely hurt โ€“ the other two vendors had minor injuries and were not taken to the hospital. Police say the suspects took money from all three of them, though. Reyes remains hospitalized at California Hospital Medical Center in downtown Los Angeles. He's set to undergo surgery Monday on his face. Speaking from his hospital bed, Reyes said six men attacked him, leaving him unconscious and waking up in the hospital. His stepson said doctors are estimating it will take Reyes at least six months to fully recover from the attack. He does not have health insurance and a GoFundMe has so far raised almost $40,000 for his medical costs. He said his father is a man who works everyday โ€“ does roofing six days a week and on Sundays sells fruit. His main worry now is how to support his family. If you would like to donate to a GoFundMe account set up for Pedro Reyes, you may do so here. Note that GoFundMe deducts 2.9 percent of all funds raised, plus 30 cents per donation, in the form of payment processing charges."
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Family, Memes, and Money: Street Vendor Robbed and Brutally
 Beaten in South Los Angeles
 By Christine Kim
 Pรบblished at 6:40 PM PDT on Mar 18, 2018 | Updated 2 hours ago
 1.7k
 Justice for Pedro! Please
 donate: bit.ly/justice4pedro
Please Donate! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ LINK in our BIO! @UndocuMedia. . If you made a donation COMMENT โ€œDone โœ”๏ธ" . Via NBC News: "A family is pleading for the publicโ€™s help after their loved one โ€“ a street vendor - was robbed and brutally beaten right before his shift. Pedro Reyes, 54, was among a group of street vendors setting up shop around 5 a.m. Sunday at San Pedro Street and 31st Street in South Los Angeles. Two vehicles pulled up and a group of young men inside demanded money from three street vendors, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. Reyes told detectives he threw his money at the suspects and ran โ€“ and thatโ€™s when they chased after him and beat him up. His stepson told NBC4 that the group of people knocked out three of Reyes' teeth, cut his throat, fractured his face and left him unconscious. Reyes was the most severely hurt โ€“ the other two vendors had minor injuries and were not taken to the hospital. Police say the suspects took money from all three of them, though. Reyes remains hospitalized at California Hospital Medical Center in downtown Los Angeles. He's set to undergo surgery Monday on his face. Speaking from his hospital bed, Reyes said six men attacked him, leaving him unconscious and waking up in the hospital. His stepson said doctors are estimating it will take Reyes at least six months to fully recover from the attack. He does not have health insurance and a GoFundMe has so far raised almost $40,000 for his medical costs. He said his father is a man who works everyday โ€“ does roofing six days a week and on Sundays sells fruit. His main worry now is how to support his family. If you would like to donate to a GoFundMe account set up for Pedro Reyes, you may do so here. Note that GoFundMe deducts 2.9 percent of all funds raised, plus 30 cents per donation, in the form of payment processing charges."
                    
                
            

            
            
Please Donate! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ LINK in our BIO! @UndocuMedia. . If you made a donation COMMENT โ€œDone โœ”๏ธ" . Via NBC News: "A family is pleading for ...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Anaconda, Best Friend, and Fake: troyave I Got arrested, Stayed in jail to "Kept it Real" cause I
 believed In "The Streets" #StreetsSay:
 Ya Friends/Homies "Suppose To" "handle business & put in
 work" while u down!? #StreetsSay: If u all get pulled over Ya
 homies "Suppose to" take the charge 4 u cause the "Money
 Earner Provider" so business can continue.
 streets lied, this was Myth, when the pressure was on, I'm
 the only one who performed, al the homies & friends where
 out for they self, saying things like "I got kids, I can't go to
 jail etc
 Im fighting for My freedom because of a "HATER STALKER
 or the "cooler new word" a TROLL" it's all the same and it's
 all fake! And u You support that then U know what u are.
 [l'm DONE keeping it real with Fake niggaz]VA
 #StreetsisAMyth #StreetsSay-"This Our Block" but don't
 OWN nothing on it.
 #StreetsSay: "FreeMyBro" But never offer money for his
 appeal
 #MoralOfTheStory DO NOT KEEP IT REAL WITH FAKE
 PEOPLE, Because it'll cost You! Cost me My freedom
 Cost me full use in my Right Leg
 LERALERTCOM
 Cost me the life of my best friend
 Cost me Custody of my kids
 - Cost me Over $2,000,000 dollars in expenses
 And now it might cost me 20-40yrs in Jail at least another
 5MILLION dollars+ the Career that i built from nothing
 against the odds for a Hater That's POINTING THE FINGER
 at me?! Told y'all it's a Handicapped being a real one.... If u
 asks most these niggaz to give $100 to a friend they
 Wouldn't #Facto
 I Guarantee you I can't Offset None of these COSTS with
 "Street Cred"
 And I Guarantee you The Streets Ain't contributing to None
 of my expenses.
 Ya Boy built different, I keep pushing thru all the negativity, I
 keep elevating slowly but surely cause lan the type to wait
 out the storm, I Dance in The Rain
From the desk of TroyAve
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Anaconda, Best Friend, and Fake: troyave I Got arrested, Stayed in jail to "Kept it Real" cause I
 believed In "The Streets" #StreetsSay:
 Ya Friends/Homies "Suppose To" "handle business & put in
 work" while u down!? #StreetsSay: If u all get pulled over Ya
 homies "Suppose to" take the charge 4 u cause the "Money
 Earner Provider" so business can continue.
 streets lied, this was Myth, when the pressure was on, I'm
 the only one who performed, al the homies & friends where
 out for they self, saying things like "I got kids, I can't go to
 jail etc
 Im fighting for My freedom because of a "HATER STALKER
 or the "cooler new word" a TROLL" it's all the same and it's
 all fake! And u You support that then U know what u are.
 [l'm DONE keeping it real with Fake niggaz]VA
 #StreetsisAMyth #StreetsSay-"This Our Block" but don't
 OWN nothing on it.
 #StreetsSay: "FreeMyBro" But never offer money for his
 appeal
 #MoralOfTheStory DO NOT KEEP IT REAL WITH FAKE
 PEOPLE, Because it'll cost You! Cost me My freedom
 Cost me full use in my Right Leg
 LERALERTCOM
 Cost me the life of my best friend
 Cost me Custody of my kids
 - Cost me Over $2,000,000 dollars in expenses
 And now it might cost me 20-40yrs in Jail at least another
 5MILLION dollars+ the Career that i built from nothing
 against the odds for a Hater That's POINTING THE FINGER
 at me?! Told y'all it's a Handicapped being a real one.... If u
 asks most these niggaz to give $100 to a friend they
 Wouldn't #Facto
 I Guarantee you I can't Offset None of these COSTS with
 "Street Cred"
 And I Guarantee you The Streets Ain't contributing to None
 of my expenses.
 Ya Boy built different, I keep pushing thru all the negativity, I
 keep elevating slowly but surely cause lan the type to wait
 out the storm, I Dance in The Rain
From the desk of TroyAve
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Memes, Mtv, and Email: MTV Pulls The Plug On
 "TRL" Again
 15
 @balleralert
MTV Pulls The Plug On โ€œTRLโ€ Again - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Just five months after the return of the MTV classic, โ€œTotal Request Live,โ€ the network has reportedly pulled the plug on the reboot. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In an email obtained by TMZ, the network informed its employees of the showโ€™s cancellation. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € TRL made itโ€™s comeback back in October after nine years off the air. After four months, the show took a hiatus, scheduled to return April 9. But now, according to TMZ, the show will not be returning, at this time. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Instead, the show will โ€œpivot short-form content that will be featured on social and digit platforms,โ€ but the โ€œTotal Requestโ€ late after shows will remain.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Memes, Mtv, and Email: MTV Pulls The Plug On
 "TRL" Again
 15
 @balleralert
MTV Pulls The Plug On โ€œTRLโ€ Again - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Just five months after the return of the MTV classic, โ€œTotal Request Live,โ€ the network has reportedly pulled the plug on the reboot. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In an email obtained by TMZ, the network informed its employees of the showโ€™s cancellation. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € TRL made itโ€™s comeback back in October after nine years off the air. After four months, the show took a hiatus, scheduled to return April 9. But now, according to TMZ, the show will not be returning, at this time. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Instead, the show will โ€œpivot short-form content that will be featured on social and digit platforms,โ€ but the โ€œTotal Requestโ€ late after shows will remain.
                    
                
            

            
            
MTV Pulls The Plug On โ€œTRLโ€ Again - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Just five months after the return of the MTV classic, โ€œTotal Re...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Anaconda, Disney, and Emoji: Black Excellence: Ryan Coogler's
 'Black Panther' and Ava DuVernay's
 'A Wrinkle In Time' Claim Top Two
 Spots At the Box Office
 @balleralert
Black Excellence: Ryan Cooglerโ€™s โ€˜Black Pantherโ€™ and Ava DuVernayโ€™s โ€˜A Wrinkle In Timeโ€™ Claim Top Two Spots At the Box Office - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Black directors are changing the game one box office spot at a time, as RyanCoogler and AvaDuVerany are in the top two ranks with their films. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Cooglerโ€™s โ€œBlack Pantherโ€ has already surpassed the billion-dollar mark in box offices worldwide over the weekend and now DuVernayโ€™s โ€œWrinkle In Timeโ€ has taken the No. 2 spot. This is the first time Black filmmakers have held the top two spots at the U.S. box office. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € This weekend, Black Panther pulled in another $41.1 million; this is the fourth weekend in a row that the film has had the No. 1 box office spot. AWrinkleInTime has already earned $33.3 million making DuVernay the first Black woman with that accomplishment, according to The Grapevine. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Coogler and DuVernay have also broken the record for being two Black directors who have over $100 million plus budget films in the box office at the same time. Both films were distributed by Disney. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Now thatโ€™s what I call BlackExcellence. Congrats! Hit that โœŠ๐Ÿฝ emoji.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Anaconda, Disney, and Emoji: Black Excellence: Ryan Coogler's
 'Black Panther' and Ava DuVernay's
 'A Wrinkle In Time' Claim Top Two
 Spots At the Box Office
 @balleralert
Black Excellence: Ryan Cooglerโ€™s โ€˜Black Pantherโ€™ and Ava DuVernayโ€™s โ€˜A Wrinkle In Timeโ€™ Claim Top Two Spots At the Box Office - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Black directors are changing the game one box office spot at a time, as RyanCoogler and AvaDuVerany are in the top two ranks with their films. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Cooglerโ€™s โ€œBlack Pantherโ€ has already surpassed the billion-dollar mark in box offices worldwide over the weekend and now DuVernayโ€™s โ€œWrinkle In Timeโ€ has taken the No. 2 spot. This is the first time Black filmmakers have held the top two spots at the U.S. box office. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € This weekend, Black Panther pulled in another $41.1 million; this is the fourth weekend in a row that the film has had the No. 1 box office spot. AWrinkleInTime has already earned $33.3 million making DuVernay the first Black woman with that accomplishment, according to The Grapevine. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Coogler and DuVernay have also broken the record for being two Black directors who have over $100 million plus budget films in the box office at the same time. Both films were distributed by Disney. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Now thatโ€™s what I call BlackExcellence. Congrats! Hit that โœŠ๐Ÿฝ emoji.
                    
                
            

            
            
Black Excellence: Ryan Cooglerโ€™s โ€˜Black Pantherโ€™ and Ava DuVernayโ€™s โ€˜A Wrinkle In Timeโ€™ Claim Top Two Spots At the Box Office - Blogged by: ...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Clothes, Friday, and Honda: MARCH 19, 201
 TIAE
 Ripped
 Apart
 AMERICA'S
 THE COST OF
 IMMIGRATION
 CRACKDOWN
 BY HALEY
 SWEETLAND
 EDWARDS
 with two of her daughters
 deported te
 Mexkke
America's immigration policy is splitting families and spreading fear . . Just before 7:30 one Friday morning last March, Alejandro said goodbye to his wife Maria and his two small daughters and headed off to work. He didnโ€™t make it far. Four blocks from his home near Bakersfield, Calif., two unmarked vehicles, a white Honda and a green Mazda pickup truck, pulled up behind him at a stop sign. Plain-clothes Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents spilled out. They wore vests emblazoned with the word Police. . . Alejandro dialed Maria from his cell phone and told her what was happening. Her heart dropped. She said later that she knew it wouldnโ€™t matter that Alejandro had no criminal record, not even a speeding ticket. Or that heโ€™d driven these same roads every day for the past decade, picking grapes, pistachios and oranges in Californiaโ€™s Central Valley. Since 2006, when Alejandro overstayed his visa, he had been considered a โ€œfugitive alien,โ€ in ICE parlance, and therefore subject to immediate deportation to Mexico. Now he was arrested on the spot. . . A few days later, he was given an ankle bracelet and allowed to return home to say goodbye. He was gone by the end of springโ€”before his eldest, Isabella, began talking, before Estefania took her first steps, before Maria gave birth this winter to their third baby. . . Source: TIME * This appears in the March 19, 2018 issue of TIME.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Clothes, Friday, and Honda: MARCH 19, 201
 TIAE
 Ripped
 Apart
 AMERICA'S
 THE COST OF
 IMMIGRATION
 CRACKDOWN
 BY HALEY
 SWEETLAND
 EDWARDS
 with two of her daughters
 deported te
 Mexkke
America's immigration policy is splitting families and spreading fear . . Just before 7:30 one Friday morning last March, Alejandro said goodbye to his wife Maria and his two small daughters and headed off to work. He didnโ€™t make it far. Four blocks from his home near Bakersfield, Calif., two unmarked vehicles, a white Honda and a green Mazda pickup truck, pulled up behind him at a stop sign. Plain-clothes Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents spilled out. They wore vests emblazoned with the word Police. . . Alejandro dialed Maria from his cell phone and told her what was happening. Her heart dropped. She said later that she knew it wouldnโ€™t matter that Alejandro had no criminal record, not even a speeding ticket. Or that heโ€™d driven these same roads every day for the past decade, picking grapes, pistachios and oranges in Californiaโ€™s Central Valley. Since 2006, when Alejandro overstayed his visa, he had been considered a โ€œfugitive alien,โ€ in ICE parlance, and therefore subject to immediate deportation to Mexico. Now he was arrested on the spot. . . A few days later, he was given an ankle bracelet and allowed to return home to say goodbye. He was gone by the end of springโ€”before his eldest, Isabella, began talking, before Estefania took her first steps, before Maria gave birth this winter to their third baby. . . Source: TIME * This appears in the March 19, 2018 issue of TIME.
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Af, Bitch, and Finals: "yo mama so fat, she go to the movies
 and sit next to everbody"
 3rd grade niggas:
If you black thereโ€™s no such thing as cyber bullying or bullying in general for that matter. You gotta have tough skin in this cruel world. Flash back to the simpler times when you roast someone you had to be there not on Twitter. Yo mama jokes were probably the most fierce and cruel for two reasons. 1. because itโ€™s personal and 2. because itโ€™s personal. I can talk all the shit about my momma but if someone else do it these hands are registered to deal some damage. In middle school we had a sub for the day. Everybody knows the Sub gets less respect then Yamcha. Sub teachers get no love in the public school system. Usually we rejoicing cause our teacher was mean af and we get to do shit we usually donโ€™t getaway with. This one sub (she was white) was unseasoned and uncultured. We was probably her first black class she ran into. Shit went left from the jump when she couldnโ€™t pronounce the more challenging ghetto names like Shiquda carpayment or Walter Watermelon Jenkins the 3rd or what my niggas called Dae dae. This sub came fully prepared with a lesson and all that. We gave no fucks she eventually said fuck it too and gave free time. We started to get into yo momma jokes. At first the sub was hesitant but she saw we didnโ€™t care it was all fun and games. Itโ€™s 3rd period and we literally having a 20 man battle royale roast session. It looked like a March madness bracket the way we had rounds set up. The sub tryna be hip and hops in to roast dae dae in the semi finals. It was fun till it got personal. The Teacher had to take it to another level like she Jiren from Super. โ€œYo momma so ugly thatโ€™s why you donโ€™t got a daddy DAE daeโ€. Like damn bitch we some kids you really had to take it there. I can see defeat in dae daes eyes as he begin to go for his turn. My boy done stuttered and thatโ€™s automatic disqualification once a person begins to stutter just pull out a clip board for the L they have to receive. My Becky won yo momma that day. After school dae dae momma pulled up to school and he told her what happen. Shortly after Ms. Becky got robbed in the parking lot. Long story short donโ€™t fuck with a kid name dae dae. That shit almost sound like dangerous.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Af, Bitch, and Finals: "yo mama so fat, she go to the movies
 and sit next to everbody"
 3rd grade niggas:
If you black thereโ€™s no such thing as cyber bullying or bullying in general for that matter. You gotta have tough skin in this cruel world. Flash back to the simpler times when you roast someone you had to be there not on Twitter. Yo mama jokes were probably the most fierce and cruel for two reasons. 1. because itโ€™s personal and 2. because itโ€™s personal. I can talk all the shit about my momma but if someone else do it these hands are registered to deal some damage. In middle school we had a sub for the day. Everybody knows the Sub gets less respect then Yamcha. Sub teachers get no love in the public school system. Usually we rejoicing cause our teacher was mean af and we get to do shit we usually donโ€™t getaway with. This one sub (she was white) was unseasoned and uncultured. We was probably her first black class she ran into. Shit went left from the jump when she couldnโ€™t pronounce the more challenging ghetto names like Shiquda carpayment or Walter Watermelon Jenkins the 3rd or what my niggas called Dae dae. This sub came fully prepared with a lesson and all that. We gave no fucks she eventually said fuck it too and gave free time. We started to get into yo momma jokes. At first the sub was hesitant but she saw we didnโ€™t care it was all fun and games. Itโ€™s 3rd period and we literally having a 20 man battle royale roast session. It looked like a March madness bracket the way we had rounds set up. The sub tryna be hip and hops in to roast dae dae in the semi finals. It was fun till it got personal. The Teacher had to take it to another level like she Jiren from Super. โ€œYo momma so ugly thatโ€™s why you donโ€™t got a daddy DAE daeโ€. Like damn bitch we some kids you really had to take it there. I can see defeat in dae daes eyes as he begin to go for his turn. My boy done stuttered and thatโ€™s automatic disqualification once a person begins to stutter just pull out a clip board for the L they have to receive. My Becky won yo momma that day. After school dae dae momma pulled up to school and he told her what happen. Shortly after Ms. Becky got robbed in the parking lot. Long story short donโ€™t fuck with a kid name dae dae. That shit almost sound like dangerous.
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a
 physical and he go to grab ya balls
bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride Iโ€™m thinking: โ€œWow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.โ€ Luckily and sadly that wasnโ€™t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so Iโ€™m like, โ€œAy no homo.โ€ โ€œHuh?โ€ He goes. โ€œI just had to say that before we begin.โ€ They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, โ€œMom, if youโ€™d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.โ€ So now Iโ€™m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasnโ€™t the case. So Iโ€™m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, Iโ€™m not exaggerating ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. โ€œHi!โ€ she says. โ€œGo ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.โ€ So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. โ€œThose too.โ€ She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like itโ€™s a fucking bowl of popcorn. โ€œLook right and cough for me.โ€ I tried to cough but I whimpered instead ๐Ÿ’€ i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a
 physical and he go to grab ya balls
bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride Iโ€™m thinking: โ€œWow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.โ€ Luckily and sadly that wasnโ€™t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so Iโ€™m like, โ€œAy no homo.โ€ โ€œHuh?โ€ He goes. โ€œI just had to say that before we begin.โ€ They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, โ€œMom, if youโ€™d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.โ€ So now Iโ€™m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasnโ€™t the case. So Iโ€™m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, Iโ€™m not exaggerating ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. โ€œHi!โ€ she says. โ€œGo ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.โ€ So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. โ€œThose too.โ€ She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like itโ€™s a fucking bowl of popcorn. โ€œLook right and cough for me.โ€ I tried to cough but I whimpered instead ๐Ÿ’€ i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku
                    
                
            

            
            
bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing f...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Af, Ass, and Beard: When you watchin Black Panther wit yo
 boo and Michael B. Jordan come on the
 screen
Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard donโ€™t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michael b Jordan head ass nigga pulls up I have no chance. Itโ€™s like Yamcha vs Jiren. So Iโ€™m on a double date, my bro, his girl, my girl, and I. We went to see Black Panther. Girls ruthless when they be describing they celebrirty crush. They be having no remorse describing features and attributes that We donโ€™t have. I donโ€™t got that much Virtual Currency to level up. While watching the trailers the girls converse about how hype they are for the movie and the fine line of melanated cast memebers. All throughout the movie when ever one of the dudes appeared shirtless like they on a jet beauty magazine they creamed. Michael B came up me and my bro both seen our girls mouth start to water like in the cartoons when you know they bout to fuck a plate of food. The ride home is where things really turned up. We were having a convo when sex comes up. Sharing each other thoughts my bro ask ( the girl Iโ€™m in a date with) So you wouldnโ€™t let a dude hit before marriage?โ€ She respond swiftly โ€œOnly if he fine afโ€. I try to throw myself in there like โ€œ you know Iโ€™m up next โ€œ. Her response โ€œBoy bye, like I said Girl only if he fine I can ride his dick into the sunsetโ€. I can see my bro giving me eye contact through the rear view mirror. Itโ€™s hard to drive when you see disappointment in the rear view. A single tear nosedived from eyes down my cheek. I pulled over to the side of the road and let my girl drive the rest of the way. Iโ€™m tryna build something and she playing games. Bury me in Wakanda where the land flows with milk and honey and everybody look like me. Every time I play fortnite I land in lonely lodge. A nigga donโ€™t even be tryna play no more I just sit there and let myself get engulfed in the storm.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Af, Ass, and Beard: When you watchin Black Panther wit yo
 boo and Michael B. Jordan come on the
 screen
Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard donโ€™t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michael b Jordan head ass nigga pulls up I have no chance. Itโ€™s like Yamcha vs Jiren. So Iโ€™m on a double date, my bro, his girl, my girl, and I. We went to see Black Panther. Girls ruthless when they be describing they celebrirty crush. They be having no remorse describing features and attributes that We donโ€™t have. I donโ€™t got that much Virtual Currency to level up. While watching the trailers the girls converse about how hype they are for the movie and the fine line of melanated cast memebers. All throughout the movie when ever one of the dudes appeared shirtless like they on a jet beauty magazine they creamed. Michael B came up me and my bro both seen our girls mouth start to water like in the cartoons when you know they bout to fuck a plate of food. The ride home is where things really turned up. We were having a convo when sex comes up. Sharing each other thoughts my bro ask ( the girl Iโ€™m in a date with) So you wouldnโ€™t let a dude hit before marriage?โ€ She respond swiftly โ€œOnly if he fine afโ€. I try to throw myself in there like โ€œ you know Iโ€™m up next โ€œ. Her response โ€œBoy bye, like I said Girl only if he fine I can ride his dick into the sunsetโ€. I can see my bro giving me eye contact through the rear view mirror. Itโ€™s hard to drive when you see disappointment in the rear view. A single tear nosedived from eyes down my cheek. I pulled over to the side of the road and let my girl drive the rest of the way. Iโ€™m tryna build something and she playing games. Bury me in Wakanda where the land flows with milk and honey and everybody look like me. Every time I play fortnite I land in lonely lodge. A nigga donโ€™t even be tryna play no more I just sit there and let myself get engulfed in the storm.
                    
                
            

            
            
Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard donโ€™t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michae...