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Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

Bad, Bored, and Children: St. Louis day care accused of running a toddler 'Fight Club' 😮😮😳 A day care center in St. Louis encouraged toddlers to viciously brawl with each other in a "fight club," according to a lawsuit from the mother of one of the children and video of the incident that was released Wednesday. Nicole Merseal said her then-4-year-old son, and another child were instructed by teachers Mikayla Guliford and Tena Dailey, to punch and hit each other at the Adventure Learning Center in December, 2016, according to the suit filed earlier this year. Merseal, of St. Charles, Missouri, accused the day care in court documents of permitting another child "to intimidate and harm" her son while directing a "fight club." The video shows Merseal’s youngest son and another boy wearing Incredible Hulk toy fists and punching each other while a teacher looks on. One of Merseal's sons recorded the episode on his iPad and sent it to her. She then called the police and had them visit the day care and interview the director and staff. Her children were also questioned by investigators. In documents released by the Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services, Jennifer Scott, the director of the center, said that when she confronted Guliford about the incident, she said the children "were bored" and that "we ran out of things to do." Scott fired Guliford and Dailey and contacted the Child Abuse and Neglect Hotline, according to the health department. Guliford admitted to having the children fight, according to state documents. She said she took the children to the lower floor of the building because of a broken heating system on the other floors. "I meant for the fighting with the Hulk Hands to be a stress release exercise," she said. "It did not last more than three or four minutes." Guliford said no children were hurt in the incident but "it was still a bad judgment call on my part." But the St. Louis Circuit Attorney’s Office declined to prosecute the teachers.
Complex, Dumb, and Love: KISMESISSITUDE LISTEN UP IDIOTS, I'M HERE TO EDUCATE YOU ON THE FINER POINTS OF THE CALIGINOUS QUADRANT AS THERE ARE STILL MANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS IS NOT ONE PARTY WANTING TO KILL THE OTHER THAT IS NOT THE BASIS FOR A HEALTHY KISMESISSITUDE. THE AIM ISNT TO GAIN THE UPPER HAND OR DEFEAT THE OTHER AND KILLING THEM WOULD BE REALLY DUMB WHERE ONE PARTY IS EXCESSIVELY VIOLENT AND/ OR ABUSIVE WHILE IT IS THE MOST VIOLENT QUADRANT, A KISMESIS IS A RIVAL TO WHICH YOU MUST BE EVENLY MATCHED. ITS NOT AT ALL ANALOGOUS TO A DOM/SUB DYNAMIC AND CERTAINLY SHOULDN'T INCLUDE DEPRIVING SOMEONE OF THEIR BASIC NEEDS WHERE EITHER PARTY IS AN ASSHOLE IN GENERAL ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS OBVIOUS, THERE IS A VERY BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOCKING, SCRATCHING, BITING, PUNCHING ETC. AND BEING A JERK IS NOT ONE PARTY VIEWING THE OTHER AS INFERIOR . ONE OF THE MOST COMMON MISTAKES. TO BE SOMEONE'S KISMESIS IS TO BE WORTHY OF BEING THEIR EQUALAND THEIR RIVAL SIMULTANEOUSLY. THEY RESPECT EACH OTHER DESPITE STRIVING TO ATAIN (THOUGH NEVER ACHIEVE) SUPERIORITY ONE PARTY NOT ENJOYING THE COMPANY OF THE OTHER IT WOULDN'T BE A FUNCTIONING RELATIOSHIP IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND ANY TIME WITH YOUR KISMESIS OR REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR EXISTNACE EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT PLEASED YOU HARMING THE OTHER PARTY'S OTHER QUADRANTS NO. JUST NO IT IS: YOUR TRUE RIVAL YOUR KISMESIS IS LITERALLY YOUR FATED NEMESIS; THE ONE PERSON YOU ARE DESTINED TO HATE. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TWO-SIDED RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH YOU EXPRESS YOUR LOVE BY BEING ANTAGONISTIC. WHERE BOTH PARTIES ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE OTHER'S WELLBEING F SOMEONE THREATENS YOUR KISMESIS YOU WOULD DEFEND THEM. IN NO CIRCUMSTANCE WOULD YOUALLOW ANYONE ELSE TO SIGNIFICANTLY HARM OR ATTEMPT TO KILL YOUR KISMESIS IN CONCLUSION IT ISA REALLY INTERESTING QUADRANT WITHA COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC. YOU TODAY IS COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTOODAFTER READING THIS I HOPE I HAVE BESTOWEDA GREATER UNDERSTANDING TO I SWEAR IF YOU WRITEANOTHER FIC WHERE THIS QUADRANT WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE redglared: Blackrom yo