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Turning ghosting in my favor: Sammi Thursday 11:51 AM Gimme a topic and I'll come up with a witty pick up line for it Or it'll be terrible, but then you can send it to your friends and laugh about it Thursday 12:24 PM That will be perfect Ummmm cereal! Thursday 1:14 PM You must be a bowl of cheerios because you are making my heart feel better already Tuesday 9:44 AM Ah so it was terrible That was actually cute. Idk why I didn't reply Tuesday 1:00 PM Was it cause you didnt want to make awkward small talk after? BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF THATS YOUR THING Tuesday 10:44 PM WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST THINGS TO SAY BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT THE CUTE THINGS IN ME Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder guy now. You're SO smooth Tuesday 11:02 PM I'd like to suggest limbo for a date. That way I can lower the bar and continue to exceed expectations Tuesday 11:57 PM How about a baseball game? You're making a lot of homeruns with your puns and you're a real catch. Also, yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my opinion Today 2.14 AM What about going bowling? I know we're avoiding strikes but we'll have to make an exception because you're a serious 10/10. I'd say an 11/10 for the ability to send one back my way but that'd break the scoring system Today 9:47 AM I don't mean to drive you batty with all of the date suggestions... but a haunted house may be better. The way you can come up with all of these is quite frightening. Also l'd rather be scared by the ghouls in the haunted house than being ghosted by you. Today 10:03 AM A haunted house with you would be a frighteningly good time. Fear not about ghosts, the only ghosting I intend to do is calling you "boo". Today 11:31 AM I'm dead hence why you're calling me "boo" Before you die, can I grab your number?? Today 1:44 PM :) Type a message... GIF Turning ghosting in my favor

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He got me there!: R 43% 20:41 Sean 4 days ago HOW YOU DOIBIPHY Hey Sean! X 3 days ago Hey yourself You know it was only last week said to my pal;'if a girl opened with a Friends quote I'd probably just marry her Oh shit, I better buy a dress! ORMAGIE COM GIPHY Should probably go out once or twice first. Just to keep everyone's parents happy Meh, fuck em Alright I like your attitude Good job really if we're getting married Tell me things What things would you like? I have much wisdom Top 5 facts about Sean Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must be rude and ask to continue this in the morrow if that's ok Request granted. But i want a further 5 facts 2 days ago Alright you ready? Born ready 11 have been in a coma for 2 days 2. I once played an astronaut in a Universal Studios show 3. I'll make you hate me via puns 4.I coach football. 5. I can make you laugh out loud wherever you are with one simple joke You go Excellent facts! Can you prove number 5 please? Oh shit I meant I have experienced a 2 day coma. Not the last 2 days Yes can. Why do flamingoes only lift one leg up when they stand? 1. I've never broken a bone 2. Even though I'm a strong independent woman. spiders and creepy crawlies in my house freak me tf out 3. Got 4 sisters and an army of nieces and nephews 4. My wit makes people either hate me or fall madly in love with me 5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy Go on.... Yes i gathered thats what you meant about the coma hahah If they lifted both up they'd fall Over Ok that was pretty funny Considering proved my number 5,l'd like you to do the same Deal. Name the place and time Yesterday He got me there!
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qualitees: qualitees: foreversaba: emilytoincreasethered: radiant-mercy: radiant-mercy: 221b1tch: the-magicalpotato: randomdisguise2: ozbert-mcdeadinside: we-generouslybeautifulstudent: sheshiresat: narratorquestionmark: amberisobsessed: there-is-purpose-to-be: 2d-shitposts: captainilikeboysandgirlswow: consensualclowns: silverinkwings: qualitees: Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month! I want one or maybe two is this a bi joke Probably they wanted to run it bi you I would definitely bi one of these Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian These puns are pretty ace. I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday. I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these. I’m seeing how this pan-s out.  They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood. This is pretty awesome to BI honest This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE JESUS FUCK WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO? IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT THERES A KEYSMASH TEE THERES 2 VARIATIONS OF A TSHIRT THAT LITERALLY HAS A KEYSMASH ON IT HOLY CRAP To celebrate Pride month in June we have 20% off across the store until July if you use this link! This includes our most popular collections: subletees, pride flag tees and keysmash tees! Pride should be all year round so we have extended the discount for the rest of the year! : qualitees: qualitees: foreversaba: emilytoincreasethered: radiant-mercy: radiant-mercy: 221b1tch: the-magicalpotato: randomdisguise2: ozbert-mcdeadinside: we-generouslybeautifulstudent: sheshiresat: narratorquestionmark: amberisobsessed: there-is-purpose-to-be: 2d-shitposts: captainilikeboysandgirlswow: consensualclowns: silverinkwings: qualitees: Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month! I want one or maybe two is this a bi joke Probably they wanted to run it bi you I would definitely bi one of these Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian These puns are pretty ace. I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday. I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these. I’m seeing how this pan-s out.  They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood. This is pretty awesome to BI honest This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE JESUS FUCK WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO? IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT THERES A KEYSMASH TEE THERES 2 VARIATIONS OF A TSHIRT THAT LITERALLY HAS A KEYSMASH ON IT HOLY CRAP To celebrate Pride month in June we have 20% off across the store until July if you use this link! This includes our most popular collections: subletees, pride flag tees and keysmash tees! Pride should be all year round so we have extended the discount for the rest of the year!
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