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That timer is how long it will take you to get a girlfriend: It Starts with a Simple Deck of Playing Cards They seem harmless enough, 52 thin slices of laminated cardboard with colorful designs printed on their sides. Yet, as another illustration of the mantra that complexity begins from the most simple systems, the number of variations that these 52 cards can produce is virtually endless. The richness of most playing card games owes itself to this fact. Permute this! The number of possible permutations of 52 cards is 521. I think the exclamation mark was chosen as the symbol for the factoríal operator to highlight the fact that this function produces surprisingly large numbers in a very short time. If you have an old school pocket calculator, the kind that maxes out at 99,999,999, an attempt to calculate the factorial of any number greater than 11 results only in the none too helpful value of Error". So if 12! will break a typical calculator, how large is 521? 52! is the number of different ways you can arrange a single deck of cards. You can visualize this by constructing a randomly generated shuffle of the deck. Start with all the cards in one pile. Randomly select one of the 52 cards to be in position 1. Next, randomly select one of the remaining 51 cards for position 2, then one of the remaining 50 for position 3, and so on. Hence, the total number of ways you could arrange the cards is 52 * 51* 50 ... 3*2*1, or 521. Here's what that looks like: 80658175170943878571660636856403766975289505440883277824000000000000 This number is beyond astronomically large. I say beyond astronomically large because most numbers that we already consider to be astronomically large are mere infinitesmal fractions of this number. So, just how large is it? Let's try to wrap our puny human brains around the magnitude of this number with a fun little theoretical exercise. Start a timer that will count down the number of seconds from 52! to 0. We're going to see how much fun we can have before the timer counts down all the way. Shall we play a game? Start by picking your favorite spot on the equator. You're going to walk around the world along the equator, but take a very leisurely pace of one step every billion years. Make sure to pack a deck of playing cards, so you can get in a few trillion hands of solitaire between steps. After you complete your round the world trip, remove one drop of water from the Pacific Ocean. Now do the same thing again: walk around the world at one billion years per step, removing one drop of water from the Pacific Ocean each time you circle the globe. Continue until the ocean is empty. When it is, take one sheet of paper and place it flat on the ground. Now, fill the ocean back up and start the entire process all over again, adding a sheet of paper to the stack each time The equatorial circumference of the Earth is 40,075,017 meters. The Pacific Ocean contains 707.6 million cubic kilometers of water. you've emptied the ocean. Do this until the stack of paper reaches from the Earth to the Sun. Take a glance at the timer, you will see that the three left-most digits haven't even changed. You still have 8.063e67 more seconds to go. So, take the stack of papers down and do it all over again. One thousand times more. Unfortunately, that still won't do it. There are still more than 5.385e67 seconds remaining. You're just about a third of the way done. D 1 Astronomical Unit, the distance from the Earth to the Sun, is defined as 149,597,870.691 kilometers. And you thought Sunday afternoons were boring To pass the remaining time, start shuffling your deck of cards. Every billion years deal yourself a 5-card poker hand. Each time you get a royal flush, buy yourself a lottery ticket. If that ticket wins the jackpot, throw a grain of sand into the Grand Canyon. Keep going and when you've filled up the canyon with sand, remove one ounce of rock from Mt. Everest. Now empty the canyon and start all over again. When you've levelled Mt. Everest, look at the timer, you still have 5.364e67 seconds remaining. You barely made a dent. If you were to repeat this 255 times, you would still be looking at 3.024e64 seconds. The timer would finally reach zero sometime during your 256th attempt. A royal flush occurs in one out of every 649,740 hands. Mt. Everest weighs about 357 trillion pounds. Back here on the ranch Of course, in reality none of this could ever happen. Sorry to break it to you. The truth is, the Pacific Ocean will boil off as the Sun becomes a red giant before you could even take your fifth step in your first trek around the world. Somewhat more of an obstacle, however, is the fact that all the stars in the universe will eventually burn out leaving space a dark, ever-expanding void inhabited by a few scattered elementary particles drifting a tiny fraction of a degree above absolute zero. That timer is how long it will take you to get a girlfriend

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Anon wants his tendies: Anonymous 12/19/19(Thu)16:37:18 No.816532143 File: 1576668342772.jpg (68 KB, 467x640) >816529450 (OP) >Mommy has some new friends over for din-din >They've all been drinking >Mommy forgets to feed her baby >Raging hatred fills my thoughts >l move at an astounding .001 miles per hour down the stairs, wearing nothing but my big boy diaper >Already out of breath from my long journey >One of my Mommy's friends, Stacey, sees me and starts to scream >l tower over her puny form "MY TENDIES HAVE YOU HAVE NEGLECTED, NOW YOUR LIFE WILL BE AFFECTED" >Throw her to the floor like a fucking rag doll >She's pleading with me to stop, but I've only just begun "MUMMY, MUMMY, COME COME HERE NOW, OR I WILL KILL THIS IMPRUDENT COW" >Mommy appears in the hallway, a glass of wine in hand "Oh hi anon, I didn't know you were up-" >She stops cold when she sees Stacey kneeling behind me "H-hold on, sweetie, l'll get your tendies in a sec-" "STACEY-WACEY BLOCKED MY PATH, NOW SHE SHALL FEEL MY WRATH" >l squeeze out a big-boy tendie-shaped turd in Stacey's stupid mouth >She vomits it back up in my anal cavity >Ungrateful bitch "MY POO-POO YOU HAVE REJECTED, SO NOW YOU PLEASE MY ACHING ERECTION" >I cum in the horrid mixture of vomit and poopies >Force her to eat it >Mommy's calling 911 >Police arrive just as Stacey finishes her meal >Start crying and explain to the officers that Mommy's friend tried to touch my wee-wee >They take her away, Mommy just stares blank-faced >Mfw Anon wants his tendies
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