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    Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car


                    
                
            

            
            
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car



            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/Ask
 Those who have weird neighbors, wh
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 4 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy.
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOTIT
 it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day: I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day: i was getting back home from work,
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed.
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago
 May he Rest In Peace
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                    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/Ask
 Those who have weird neighbors, wh
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 4 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy.
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOTIT
 it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day: I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day: i was getting back home from work,
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed.
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago
 May he Rest In Peace
Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: /AskReddit
 u/Cringer90.22h
 Those who have weird neighbors, what
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Mewnir 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed quy
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it: I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3:7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, solplace my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOT IT,
 t was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day i was getting back home from work
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago..
 May he Rest In Peace
 Reply 2.9k
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                    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: /AskReddit
 u/Cringer90.22h
 Those who have weird neighbors, what
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Mewnir 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed quy
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it: I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3:7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, solplace my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOT IT,
 t was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day i was getting back home from work
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago..
 May he Rest In Peace
 Reply 2.9k
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    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: /AskReddit
 u/Cringer90.22h
 Those who have weird neighbors, what
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Mewnir 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed quy
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it: I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3:7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, solplace my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOT IT,
 t was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day i was getting back home from work
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago..
 May he Rest In Peace
 Reply 2.9k
AskReddit is being wholesome again!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: /AskReddit
 u/Cringer90.22h
 Those who have weird neighbors, what
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Mewnir 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed quy
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it: I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3:7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, solplace my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOT IT,
 t was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day i was getting back home from work
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago..
 May he Rest In Peace
 Reply 2.9k
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