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Volcanologists, man: gallusrostromegalus Years ago, I got to go to an AcademicDinner of my history professors Party, because one missed a class from a bad cold and didn't want to go through the effort of rescheduling the classroom. We'd just attend this dinner party in his backyard and discuss things intellectually and "Eat enough so I don't have to deal with leftovers for a month" and we'd get class credit. Apparently several other profs had the same cold and idea, so it ended up being an inter-departmental Socratic seminar/"get drunk and rant about your chosen feild of study without the tenure board listening in" party. I don't drink so I had the pleasure of being stone-cold sober while various academic authorities lost thier inhibitions, but fortunately not thier clothes. Some Humanities Professor, mildly soused on white wine: "So what's your opinion on the proposed Geothermal enegry plant?" Volcanologist, who has been shooting whiskey all night: "Not to over-simplify my career, but if you poke holes in a Volcano, Lava comes out." Volcanologist, deciding he needed to clarify: "This is a Bad Thing." Humanities prof, probably a philosopher of some flavor becuase only philosophy people say shit like this: "Well, every time there's erruption we also end up with more island, so it's not all bad? Accelerated expansion, if you will Volcanologist: "Has a tendency to burn and then encase preexisting parts of Island though. I lost my favorite shave ice place that way." Humanities: "Alright, we poke holes on the side with all the millionaire tourist mansions and state senator villas." Volcanologist: "...You might be onto something CC there." go full supervillain I Me: "If you guys decide to can make costumes." Humanities: "Well, this is all playful speculati-" Volcanologist: "I WANT A CAPE THAT LOOKS LIKE A'A AND IS ALSO ON FIRE!!" My history professor, who has just seen me and heard the word 'fire': "NO ENABLING PYROMANIA [GALLUS]. At least not where I can't hear it an be accused of aiding or abetting. Go discuss it in the driveway." Anyway that's what college is like if you make friends with your professors so you should definitely go to thier office hours and make future Henchperson career contacts. (If you like my short stories please consider supporting me on Ko-Fi or pre-ordering the upcoming omnibus of Family Lore on Patreon! Thank you!) Source: gallusrostromegalus 9,341 notes A Volcanologists, man
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Anodic treatments as a convalescent recoils in dismal from nefarious burns.: 756 likes : If lunacy is the itinerary to freedom Regarding the murkiness shall everything end plethora of misbegotten, bereaved, and demoralized hearts are left to mend We confabulate regarding opulent luminosity and the mirth it brings, But luminosity is not in our acumen however we're left with the conflagrations and nefarious propinquities that psychosis sings. Impelled to lionize a god, impelled to surmise this god accords us meaning, Anticipate in solitude to fathom our profundity accommodates a gnostic needing The pyromania in our heart, The vindication why we're left in the dark Is none other than an eradicated vice in our ephemeral aggrandizing spark I plea for a panacea, an assuage for my ills, A panacea more potent than these demoralizing pills Delirium is a pulchritude only the afflicted shall fathom andd behold, For when l condone to my assimilations, the universe isn't as cold I wrote this poem quickly for an English project so it's kind of trash but it's all good︾ Eadl 89%. 13:42 1,162 likes , Shrieks of all the bereaved echoing through the barriers of steel Derelict voids in the murkiness concealed from the eyes that feel Spectated by no perception of virtues among the dastardly operations here, Maltreated, molested, and traumatized in the periphery of a psychotic fear. Restrained to walls as wrists ooze blood from metallic grips in chains Devotion upon floors unclaimed for protracted centuries in rigorous, omitted pains Where maggots loiter within lesions unveiled and festered Prolific sadism for the human intellect is thus tethered No prospect to escape from the coaxed medication they circulate into disintegrated veins, Hallucination inset of lunacy as odious phantasms of indistinct strains Disoriented with no recognition of kins or environs no other than the dark, To lucidly close your eyes and glimpse to infinitely retain your mark. Sentinels pummel a plethora of nights till insentient releases, Briefly from contusions of foisted body disfigurements and repugnant creases Anodic treatments as a convalescent recoils in dismal fronm nefarious burns, Can't break free, can't liberate, now disoriented and conjecturing, where freedom frankly yearns Lacerated from the contusions and apprised conceptualized as an offspring dies, A sanguinary incarnate of such affliction left as her body now denies But confined in a locus so iniquitous that demons dismay with no cherubic access Abomination presently sequestered in oubliettes as many cadavers, so to caress; With implements of oppression inflicted in skin of the bedeviled, venturing for death As only their manumission preliminary to their quietus in such an inaudible breathh Obstructed so the surgeon could discern an inmate importuning for tenderness, As premeditations engirdled by his body; a probe so remorseless Liberation from the sanctioned curtailments of the unbridled thinking, Incognizant, lucidly in unabridged denial that all-inclusively this is indeed happening If not the bane of the modus operandi disregarded to be the expiry of drugs, Eradicate the cloistered realm among luminosity and desolation of callous thugs THE POEM WAS TOO LONG SO I'II COMMENT THE REST) Anodic treatments as a convalescent recoils in dismal from nefarious burns.

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To allow Wahhabist Saudi Arabia to protect women's rights is like making a pyromania the head of the fire department. Saudi Arabia, where women can not drive or open a bank account, are now developing UN work for gender equality. Saudi Arabia is one of the world's worst countries with a state-sanctioned systematic discrimination against women. Every year, the Commission gathers new guidelines and give concrete proposals for increasing gender equality in the world. One of the states that will do this from 2018 is Saudi Arabia. A country where women by law are subordinate men, are not allowed to drive or start a bank account, where strict laws regulate women's clothing and a country where women live under constant persecution and oppression! However, this should not happen, it should be made much more demanding that the countries elected to the Commission are also the most prominent in their work for women's rights, not the contrary! It is terrible that what is exposed to women in Saudi Arabia. We must, by all means, make it possible for women to have another life in Saudi Arabia as well. I note that Saudi Arabia has been nominated and elected as representative of its geographical group. The UN is an organization consisting of Member States, where everyone has the same right to participate in the organization's work. Elections to the women's commission are made in the regional groups to which each Member State belongs. @scandinavians_against_wahabism SaudiArabia saudi arabia oppression wahhabism AwakeningHumans: INDEPENDENT E News World World Politics Anger over Saudi appointment to UN Women's Rights Commission Critics call the decision "shocking" and 'absurd' To allow Wahhabist Saudi Arabia to protect women's rights is like making a pyromania the head of the fire department. Saudi Arabia, where women can not drive or open a bank account, are now developing UN work for gender equality. Saudi Arabia is one of the world's worst countries with a state-sanctioned systematic discrimination against women. Every year, the Commission gathers new guidelines and give concrete proposals for increasing gender equality in the world. One of the states that will do this from 2018 is Saudi Arabia. A country where women by law are subordinate men, are not allowed to drive or start a bank account, where strict laws regulate women's clothing and a country where women live under constant persecution and oppression! However, this should not happen, it should be made much more demanding that the countries elected to the Commission are also the most prominent in their work for women's rights, not the contrary! It is terrible that what is exposed to women in Saudi Arabia. We must, by all means, make it possible for women to have another life in Saudi Arabia as well. I note that Saudi Arabia has been nominated and elected as representative of its geographical group. The UN is an organization consisting of Member States, where everyone has the same right to participate in the organization's work. Elections to the women's commission are made in the regional groups to which each Member State belongs. @scandinavians_against_wahabism SaudiArabia saudi arabia oppression wahhabism AwakeningHumans

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Chapter 1 is elsewhere on my IG Chapter Too - the face of evil As the song came to its final verse, sweat dripped down Kings temple. Gabby's Adams apple flexed as he sang. Raffies brow was wrinkled in a pained expression. Johnny stopped playing his drums, signaling everyone to go 100% accapella. The quartets harmonies and melodies mixed in mid air like raw sweaty sex on fire. The bass notes of King and Raffies voice dancing with the soprano voices of Gabby and Johnny. Dozens of Ghosts in the pool hall were holding up their Zippo lighter flames in show of support, slowly waving them in the air. In crescendo fashion they fired off the last notes one after another. With Johnny hitting sounds so high it caused Lucifer and Angel to join in howling. Money tips began pooring at them from the audience. The crowd roared in cheering them on. They all began getting up and clapping in a standing ovation. They were bringing the house down tonight. Johnny tapered off his voice into a lullabye sound, ending the song. He opened his eyes to see King, Raffie, and Gabby looking at him. They all knew they just sang the song of their lives. They grinned as the audience clapping tapered off. Until there was only one person left clapping. They looked off to the back door of the pool hall. Where a large figure stood leaning in the doorway, clapping slowly. "Encore....Encore.....Little Johnny." Came the voice of Jake. Johnny stiffened and cringed as he heard the voice of Jake his older brother. Johnny hadn't seen him in years. GHOSTS thruout the club immedietally stood up, many crossing their arms across their chests. Others reaching for pool cues. The were creating a show of force. Jake sauntered into the club, followed by members of his RED DEMONS gang. Johnny, Gabby, Raffie, and Mike stood up to meet him. Jake walked up to Johnny 6 inches from him. He towered over Johnny's 6'1" frame. "Long time no see little brother", Jake spewed while smirking. Standing next to Jake was his right hand man "Burns". They called him that because of his flaming red hair and mental illness of pyromania. Standing on Jake's other side was his old lady "Sin". To be cont..: GEROSIS Chapter 22 Chapter 1 is elsewhere on my IG Chapter Too - the face of evil As the song came to its final verse, sweat dripped down Kings temple. Gabby's Adams apple flexed as he sang. Raffies brow was wrinkled in a pained expression. Johnny stopped playing his drums, signaling everyone to go 100% accapella. The quartets harmonies and melodies mixed in mid air like raw sweaty sex on fire. The bass notes of King and Raffies voice dancing with the soprano voices of Gabby and Johnny. Dozens of Ghosts in the pool hall were holding up their Zippo lighter flames in show of support, slowly waving them in the air. In crescendo fashion they fired off the last notes one after another. With Johnny hitting sounds so high it caused Lucifer and Angel to join in howling. Money tips began pooring at them from the audience. The crowd roared in cheering them on. They all began getting up and clapping in a standing ovation. They were bringing the house down tonight. Johnny tapered off his voice into a lullabye sound, ending the song. He opened his eyes to see King, Raffie, and Gabby looking at him. They all knew they just sang the song of their lives. They grinned as the audience clapping tapered off. Until there was only one person left clapping. They looked off to the back door of the pool hall. Where a large figure stood leaning in the doorway, clapping slowly. "Encore....Encore.....Little Johnny." Came the voice of Jake. Johnny stiffened and cringed as he heard the voice of Jake his older brother. Johnny hadn't seen him in years. GHOSTS thruout the club immedietally stood up, many crossing their arms across their chests. Others reaching for pool cues. The were creating a show of force. Jake sauntered into the club, followed by members of his RED DEMONS gang. Johnny, Gabby, Raffie, and Mike stood up to meet him. Jake walked up to Johnny 6 inches from him. He towered over Johnny's 6'1" frame. "Long time no see little brother", Jake spewed while smirking. Standing next to Jake was his right hand man "Burns". They called him that because of his flaming red hair and mental illness of pyromania. Standing on Jake's other side was his old lady "Sin". To be cont..

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