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Quagmire: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KKNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKNG WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIEใ€MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED, REAL NAKED PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAY JAY PITS DONT FUCKING CARE NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS ust dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKN BUT ITS ALL GREY RINSE OF THAT ONLY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN A NT NO SLIP-N-SUIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the ip karkat My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming IM A FUCKING GODDESS Quagmire
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This was the terrifying moment a brave young mother battled to keep her beloved horse calm as sea water closed in on the animal after he became trapped in mud 'like quicksand'. Exhausted and mud-splattered, Nicole Graham clung to her trapped horse Astro for three hours keeping his head high in a race against the tide. The 78-stone show horse had sunk into quagmire-like mud and was facing the prospect of drowning as the water rose around them. Miss Graham had been out on an afternoon ride with her daughter along the coast near Geelong, south of Melbourne, when 18-year-old Astro suddenly sank into the mud. Before she could shout a warning, the smaller horse her daughter Paris was riding was also partially swallowed up by the mud. After dragging herself through the mire, Miss Graham helped her daughter and the other horse on to firmer ground. However, Astro was stuck fast and her efforts to pull him free only resulted in herself sinking deeper into the quagmire. As Paris ran to their car and phoned for help, Miss Graham stayed at her horseโ€™s side. She courageously clung on to his neck, terrified that he would not be freed before the tide came in. After three 'terrifying' hours, rescuers managed to pull Astro and Miss Graham from the mud. Miss Graham, who owns more than 10 horses and runs an equine dentistry business, told the Geelong Advertiser how a peaceful afternoon's ride had turned to terror. http:-www.dailymail.co.uk-news-article-2107521-Nicole-Graham-Astro-Mother-stayed-horses-3-hours-getting-trapped.html: Exhausted and mudsplaffered Nicole Crofamdung to her trapped horse forthree hours keeping his head above mud Faith Restoring,com This was the terrifying moment a brave young mother battled to keep her beloved horse calm as sea water closed in on the animal after he became trapped in mud 'like quicksand'. Exhausted and mud-splattered, Nicole Graham clung to her trapped horse Astro for three hours keeping his head high in a race against the tide. The 78-stone show horse had sunk into quagmire-like mud and was facing the prospect of drowning as the water rose around them. Miss Graham had been out on an afternoon ride with her daughter along the coast near Geelong, south of Melbourne, when 18-year-old Astro suddenly sank into the mud. Before she could shout a warning, the smaller horse her daughter Paris was riding was also partially swallowed up by the mud. After dragging herself through the mire, Miss Graham helped her daughter and the other horse on to firmer ground. However, Astro was stuck fast and her efforts to pull him free only resulted in herself sinking deeper into the quagmire. As Paris ran to their car and phoned for help, Miss Graham stayed at her horseโ€™s side. She courageously clung on to his neck, terrified that he would not be freed before the tide came in. After three 'terrifying' hours, rescuers managed to pull Astro and Miss Graham from the mud. Miss Graham, who owns more than 10 horses and runs an equine dentistry business, told the Geelong Advertiser how a peaceful afternoon's ride had turned to terror. http:-www.dailymail.co.uk-news-article-2107521-Nicole-Graham-Astro-Mother-stayed-horses-3-hours-getting-trapped.html

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๐Ÿ’ญ BREAKING: It Has Begun โ€” US Just Fired 50 Tomahawk Missiles at Syrian Govt... ๐Ÿ˜ก REPORT: (link to article in our bio) Moments ago, a defense official told reporters that more than 50 Tomahawk missiles were launched targeting Al-Shayrat air base in Homs, using two US Navy destroyers. This marks the beginning of the end of any chance of peace in the Middle East. . On President Trumpโ€™s orders, the tomahawks were launched in response to news of an alleged sarin nerve gas attack reportedly carried out by the Assad regime. . Trump, who vowed repeatedly never to go into Syria, waited only 77 days before lighting the fuse that could potentially set off WorldWarIII. . Although the US has been bombing Syria for more than three years โ€” killing countless civilians in the process โ€” this marks the first time the White House had ordered military action against forces loyal to the Syrian president, Bashar al-Assad. . This strike is nearly unprecedented as it was conducted without Congressional approval, without investigation, and within only hours of the US hinting at potential action. . This move will undoubtedly be perceived by the Syrian government as an act of war and it will almost assuredly end in another quagmire like Iraq. . โ€œI will tell you itโ€™s already happened that my attitude toward Syria and Assad has changed very much,โ€ Trump said of his newfound thirst for war... . - Continued - . ๐Ÿ’ญ Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-breaking-begun-us-just-fired-50-tomahawk-missiles-syrian-govt- ๐Ÿ’ญ Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject ๐Ÿ’ญ TheFreeThoughtProject NoWarWithSyria ๐Ÿ’ญ LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio.... ๐Ÿ’ญ www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com: INSTEAD OF BANNING MUSLIMS FROM COMINGINTOAMERICA BAN AMERICANS FROM GOING TO MUSLIMCOUNTRIES ๐Ÿ’ญ BREAKING: It Has Begun โ€” US Just Fired 50 Tomahawk Missiles at Syrian Govt... ๐Ÿ˜ก REPORT: (link to article in our bio) Moments ago, a defense official told reporters that more than 50 Tomahawk missiles were launched targeting Al-Shayrat air base in Homs, using two US Navy destroyers. This marks the beginning of the end of any chance of peace in the Middle East. . On President Trumpโ€™s orders, the tomahawks were launched in response to news of an alleged sarin nerve gas attack reportedly carried out by the Assad regime. . Trump, who vowed repeatedly never to go into Syria, waited only 77 days before lighting the fuse that could potentially set off WorldWarIII. . Although the US has been bombing Syria for more than three years โ€” killing countless civilians in the process โ€” this marks the first time the White House had ordered military action against forces loyal to the Syrian president, Bashar al-Assad. . This strike is nearly unprecedented as it was conducted without Congressional approval, without investigation, and within only hours of the US hinting at potential action. . This move will undoubtedly be perceived by the Syrian government as an act of war and it will almost assuredly end in another quagmire like Iraq. . โ€œI will tell you itโ€™s already happened that my attitude toward Syria and Assad has changed very much,โ€ Trump said of his newfound thirst for war... . - Continued - . ๐Ÿ’ญ Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-breaking-begun-us-just-fired-50-tomahawk-missiles-syrian-govt- ๐Ÿ’ญ Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject ๐Ÿ’ญ TheFreeThoughtProject NoWarWithSyria ๐Ÿ’ญ LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio.... ๐Ÿ’ญ www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com

๐Ÿ’ญ BREAKING: It Has Begun โ€” US Just Fired 50 Tomahawk Missiles at Syrian Govt... ๐Ÿ˜ก REPORT: (link to article in our bio) Moments ago, a def...

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