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Arguing, Hump Day, and Lawyer: This is probably favourite photo on the internet Dr Smashlove See Bruh most people want a dog and a cat. Like when u having chirren and u all like "I want one boy and one girl and then we'll be a perfect family πŸ’…." (Perfect till y'all argue over which in-laws y'all gon visit for Christmas and then get into a massive fight and then other shit start coming out and y'all start throwing pricey belongings out on the lawn and get separated and then hire high powered lawyers to consume the few bucks y'all saved and then all u have is a boy and a girl and two bankruptcies and a restraining order but that's neither here nor there πŸΈβ˜•οΈ). In any event as much as having a dog and a cat creates a perfect life home situation, it's predictable. The cat gon be a asshole to the dog DUH. What's more awesome is two cats, and watching them be assholes TO EACH OTHER 😻. Like two sisters, Sally and Amanda, who came home from college and their periods line up and they PMS'ing at the same time and they at each other's throats constantly and then Sally (who got bigger boobs) wear Amanda's sweater and stretch it a lil bit and then Amanda confront Sally really polite like "hey did you wear my BCBG sweater just curious" and Sally just like "yeah it was cold I was meeting Mike for coffee I needed a sweater" and then Amanda like "DID I SAY YOU COULD STRETCH MY FAVORITE SWEATER [editor's note: if a sweater gets stretched out it automatically becomes a girl's favorite sweater even if it's really her ninth favorite sweater] WITH YOUR FAT FUCKING BOOBS YOU SLUT!" And then Sally go to the parents like "Amanda called me a slut." And then the dad like "YOU'RE ALL JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER I'M GOING TO THE BAR" and the mom, Susan, sipping a mixed vodka drink while texting her boyfriend like "Amanda don't call Sally a slut". See Bruh that's why you need two cats. Creates excitement. Makes the crib nice and racy. If I wasn't allergic I'd have three cats. The three amigos. I'd actually name them "the Migos" and name each one after a literal Migo - Quavo, Takeoff and Offset. Then when clients come to my crib I say they're named Cecil, Theodore and Joseph - ayeeee can't reveal your hood side to everyone πŸ€—. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE. HAPPY HUMP DAY YALL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Beef, Beef, and Crime: Instagram Gets Soulja Boy caught up; Arrested For Gun Possession oballeralert Instagram Gets Soulja Boy Caught Up; Arrested For Gun Possession - blogged by: @eleven8 - β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € When you’re on probation, it’s probably not a wise idea to flash guns on social media. Unfortunately, SouljaBoy had to learn this the hard way after snitching on himself while beefing with Quavo. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € An anonymous Crime Stoppers tip led law enforcement to pay a visit to Soulja Boy’s Hollywood Hills residence on Thursday. Once there, cops found a gun inside the home. Soulja Boy was arrested at the scene. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The problem is, Soulja Boy hasn’t quite completed his 24 month probation for carrying a loaded firearm in a vehicle in December 2014. He knows he’s not supposed to have any guns on him, despite the multiple videos he’s posted with weapons on Instagram in the last few weeks. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Someone get this man’s publicist on line 1!

Instagram Gets Soulja Boy Caught Up; Arrested For Gun Possession - blogged by: @eleven8 - β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € When you’re on probation, it’s...

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