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Memes, 🤖, and Eve: Resolved Question Show me another Masturbation question? please help!? Britney Ok you guys just listen to what Ihave to say. I am really really confused ok so a while ago I was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to organism when all of a sudden my vag just liked sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldn't come out. So the other day I was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out Into my gitch!I was too afraid to take it out and people probably though was growing a peen or something So I didn't take it out of my underwear until Igot home and the was hardboiled. My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water, lt hardboiled an eggl lm not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwhich! 4 weeks ago eve: SO iconic Britney that's not a question ~Michaela ( @michaela552 )•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings 😂 same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam