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allthingslinguistic: hi hello alert so that classic tumblr flowing jungle river post is now cited in a real book like an actual paper book and it’s called because internet and it’s all about the evolution of internet language and how TUMBLR DID THE THING and you can get it here: TYPOGRAPHICAL TONE OF VOICE 145 when did tumblr collectively decide not to use unctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it iust looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river The popularity of this and similar posts both confirms that the describing a phenomenon widely recognized by fellow posters were neers and helped acculturate new users into the norms of the plat- form, such as signaling that a question is rhetorical or ironic by ask- ing it without a question mark. Ruhl cites another self-referential, widely shared, multiauthored post, this time from 2016. At first glance, it seems like it's primarily emphasis, but those examples example of different kinds of an interspersed in a neutral, minimal- are ist carrier sentence: i think it's really Cool how there are so many ways to express emphasis Completely different it's #wild TM on tumblr and they're all. #EmphasisTM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE The hashtagged, initial-capped, space-stretched, trademarked HEmphasisTM is a break in the system: it's got too many things ng on at once to be interpretable as more than a joke. But the reply all-capped WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, is simultaneously emphatic and minimalist: it signals strong feeling from the all caps and a rhe- torical question from the question syntax without a question mark. lumblr users were pography, but it wasn't just a Tumblr thing: it also started flourishing particularly self-reflexive about minimalist ty- allthingslinguistic: hi hello alert so that classic tumblr flowing jungle river post is now cited in a real book like an actual paper book and it’s called because internet and it’s all about the evolution of internet language and how TUMBLR DID THE THING and you can get it here

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I’m sorry but there is a Norwegian cruise liner leaving for Martinique and my plan is we both get very dressed up, including hats: l Verizon 5:49 PM 0 * 42% whats-an-egg / safety-offcer-barto Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney's funniest bit" is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it officialqueer The overlooking of "The One Thing You Can't Replace" is a criminal act. jewishdragon LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU DUCKLINGS! bisexualgambit HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES???? kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever safety-officer-barto The responses to this post have been so amazing because it's reminded me, and I'm sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd incendiarysongbird okay, but eighth graders doorstoplord could be a nursery awesomealfry being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi starry-nightengale "Why buy the cow, question mark?" gadgethewolf THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE apartmentofstabs And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself And kept driving spectralbarbhollano LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS silly-slacker-person "We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain" NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT Y'know, how you talk to your grandma? ghettoinuyasha hello? HUSH bakvvas Eat assy buck a dick, and bell druugs mellowstarscape THEREISAHORSE LOOSE INTHE HOSTPITAL Source: safety-officer-barto 82,341 notes > anduinsholydick Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching I’m sorry but there is a Norwegian cruise liner leaving for Martinique and my plan is we both get very dressed up, including hats
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minsugapuff: cutiepatoodieart: ♿reminders ♿ ID: nine pastel pink panels with brown-ish lineart illustrations and text in a thin font below each of them [first row]First panel: illustration of a cane with three flowers on itText: MOBILITY AIDS ARE NORMAL Second panel: illustration of three flowers with three leaves sticking outText: DISABLED BODIES ARE NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY Third panel: illustration of a palm with an X symbolText: DON’T TOUCH THEM WITHOUT PERMISSION [second row]First panel: illustration of a brain with two flowers and a bold question markText: STOP YOUR CURIOSITY Second panel: illustration of a disabled person symbol with a standing person symbol next to itText: RESPECT DISABLED PEOPLE Third panel: illustration of a lock surrounded by flowersText: DISABLED PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO PRIVACY [last,third row]First panel: illustration of three bold question marksText: DON’T ASK INTRUSIVE QUESTIONS Second panel: illustration of an open eyeText: DON’T STARE Third, last panel: illustration of two hands shaking each other with three flowers on themText: SUPPORT DISABLED PEOPLE : DISABLED BODIES ARE NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY DON'T TOUCH THEM WITHOUT PERMISSION MOBILITY AIDS ARE NORMAL DISABLED PEOPLE HAVE RIGHT TO PRIVACY STOP YOUR CURIOSITY RESPECT DISABLED PEOPLE DON'T ASK INVASIVE QUESTIONS DON'T STARE SUPPORT DISABLED PEOPLE eCUTIEPATOODIEART minsugapuff: cutiepatoodieart: ♿reminders ♿ ID: nine pastel pink panels with brown-ish lineart illustrations and text in a thin font below each of them [first row]First panel: illustration of a cane with three flowers on itText: MOBILITY AIDS ARE NORMAL Second panel: illustration of three flowers with three leaves sticking outText: DISABLED BODIES ARE NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY Third panel: illustration of a palm with an X symbolText: DON’T TOUCH THEM WITHOUT PERMISSION [second row]First panel: illustration of a brain with two flowers and a bold question markText: STOP YOUR CURIOSITY Second panel: illustration of a disabled person symbol with a standing person symbol next to itText: RESPECT DISABLED PEOPLE Third panel: illustration of a lock surrounded by flowersText: DISABLED PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO PRIVACY [last,third row]First panel: illustration of three bold question marksText: DON’T ASK INTRUSIVE QUESTIONS Second panel: illustration of an open eyeText: DON’T STARE Third, last panel: illustration of two hands shaking each other with three flowers on themText: SUPPORT DISABLED PEOPLE
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question mark: semicolon m-dash ampersand every english teacher's favorite student doesn't start things until the last minute has hidden wild side of some kind probably a cat person must have final zinger in an argument kind of an asshole, but in the loveable way . off-the-charts sarcasm levels . cheer them up with food really heckin gay probably an art student trash for pastel-colored anything loves succulents but can't stop killing them ellipses colon quotation marks helps friends by sharing memes didn't peak until after high school ."what am i doing with my life" .probably a younger sibling what is self-control still unironically uses XD and o.O . freaks out when they see a dog . kind of a mess, but also pure mom friend Very Organized-how do they do it? . bakes desserts when stressed too hard on themselves asterisk exclamation point(s) parentheses . wrote it down but lost the note .thinks of perfect response a day later can't catch a break but Trying Really Hard loves nature/being outdoors . chaotic neutral won't stop watching vine comps hasn't slept in three days . for fuck's sake "well actually... . kind of a know-it-all won't realize they're the asterisk were probably valedictorian or something slash tilde question mark . so indecisive "hip with the youths" says "omg" (the acutual abbreviation) . has watched the office at least 3 times so soft probably a weeb .probably good at whistling doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings .always sleepy ."what is happening" .really likes podcasts and/or npr . shares nihilistic memes; really an optimist
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( GOTHAM SPOILERS ) ❓ I can't believe they did it…they really did it ! EdwardNygma Shot OswaldCobblePot in the Stomach and Pushed him into the Ocean to Die…But we all know Penguin will find a way to crawl back ! BUT I'm so happy they weren't afraid to "Kill" Off one of the Main Leads…so much better than having Riddler and Penguin Kiss, please NO. Anyways, in the back half of the season it will be half a StoryLine for TheRiddler and the other Half for The CourtOfOwls ! And Riddler will finally be suiting up in Green and Purple with a question mark Hat ! Comment Below what you Thought of Tonight's Episode ! DCTV HYPE ! GothamSeason3 GothamMadCity ❓( Artist : @aikoaiham ) 👍🏽: GOTHAM MONDAYS FOX ( GOTHAM SPOILERS ) ❓ I can't believe they did it…they really did it ! EdwardNygma Shot OswaldCobblePot in the Stomach and Pushed him into the Ocean to Die…But we all know Penguin will find a way to crawl back ! BUT I'm so happy they weren't afraid to "Kill" Off one of the Main Leads…so much better than having Riddler and Penguin Kiss, please NO. Anyways, in the back half of the season it will be half a StoryLine for TheRiddler and the other Half for The CourtOfOwls ! And Riddler will finally be suiting up in Green and Purple with a question mark Hat ! Comment Below what you Thought of Tonight's Episode ! DCTV HYPE ! GothamSeason3 GothamMadCity ❓( Artist : @aikoaiham ) 👍🏽

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