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Phone, Calculator, and Math: jake peralta fan account
@losergirl43
i wonder if people think i'm just joking
when i say "idk i can't do math" when
someone asks a rlly basic number
related question but the truth is i'nm
never joking i can never do math under
any circumstance
why do people even ask math questions anymore?? YOU HAVE A CALCULATOR ON YOUR PHONE!!
why do people even ask math questions anymore?? YOU HAVE A CALCULATOR ON YOUR PHONE!!
Memes, Anne Hathaway, and Princess: The Princess Diaries: Released 2001
Oceans 8: Released 2018
17 years difference.
I have so many questions for Anne Hathaway. https://t.co/L1UrwQnfUD
The Princess Diaries: Released 2001 Oceans 8: Released 2018 17 years difference. I have so many questions for Anne Hathaway. https://t.co/L...
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Confused, Finals, and Google: Stephanie McKellop
@McKellogs
I learned today that a group of students
used a Google doc to take lecture
notes--they all took notes
simultaneously in a collective file.
2016-12-20, 5:36 PM
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As they took notes, they would mark
places they were confused or couldn't
follow the lecture--other students would
see & explain, real time
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at the end of the semester, as they are
prepping for finals, they have this
massive document of notes, questions, &
explanations from peers
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I dunno where they learned this, or if
they just came up with it together, but it
is AMAZING. Truly brilliant collaboration
& solidarity.
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Together were invincible
Advice, Bernie Sanders, and Facts: Anited States Senate
COMMITTEE ON THE JUDICIARY
September 29, 2018
The Honorable Bernie Sanders
332 Dirksen Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Dear Senator Sanders
Thank you for your letter today. As you know, on July 10, 2018, you stated [wJe must mobilize
the American people to defeat" Judge Kavanaugh. This happened less than 24 hours after Judge
Kavanaugh's nomination was announced. As you also know, all Senators have had access to 307
judicial opinions Judge Kavanaugh wrote during his twelve years on the bench, over 500,000 pages
of documents, over 40 hours of live testimony, and answers to more written questions than every
prior Supreme Court nominee combined. Nevertheless, you made a decision on this nomination in
less than 24 hours
Your public statements clearly reveal how unimportant it is to you to review any facts related to
this nomination. So you can imagine my surprise at receiving your letter regarding the
supplemental FBI background investigation. This supplemental FBI background investigation was
requested by undecided members of both parties. Am I to take from your letter that you are now
undecided and willing to seriously engage with the Senate's advice-and-consent constitutional
duties related to the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh to serve as an Associate Justice on the
Supreme Court of the United States? If so, we should have a conversation about what information
you need to assist you in making your
decision, and I look forward to that conversation.
I appreciate your raising concerns, which others have already raised, at this eleventh hour
Sincerely
Chuck Grassley
Chairman
(CS) Chuck Grassley’s response to Bernie Sanders about Kavanaugh. This is just awesome.
(CS) Chuck Grassley’s response to Bernie Sanders about Kavanaugh. This is just awesome.
Jerry Springer, The Jerry Springer Show, and Memes: IF DR. FORD TESTIFIES
A prediction by Dixon Diaz, 09/21/2018
1. When she enters the room, the Democrats will give
her a sustained standing ovation like she was Neil
Armstrong returning from the first moon landing
2. Instead of asking her questions, each Democrat will
make a long speech praising her courage as though
she were the combined souls of Rosa Parks, Harriet
Tubman, Susan B. Anthony and Florence Nightengale.
3. The gallery will be filled with the same kind of
paid loonies who disrupted the hearings before,
turning the hearing into The Jerry Springer Show.
4. The testimony itself will be vague and ambiguous, but
heavy with emotion-like everything else Democrats say.
THIS IS HOW IS GOING TO GO TODAY!!
THIS IS HOW IS GOING TO GO TODAY!!
Jerry Springer, The Jerry Springer Show, and Rosa Parks: IF DR. FORD TESTIFIES
A prediction by Dixon Diaz, 09/21/2018
1. When she enters the room, the Democrats will give
her a sustained standing ovation like she was Neil
Armstrong returning from the first moon landing
2. Instead of asking her questions, each Democrat will
make a long speech praising her courage as though
she were the combined souls of Rosa Parks, Harriet
Tubman, Susan B. Anthony and Florence Nightengale.
3. The gallery will be filled with the same kind of
paid loonies who disrupted the hearings before,
turning the hearing into The Jerry Springer Show.
4. The testimony itself will be vague and ambiguous, but
heavy with emotion - like everything else Democrats say
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Animals, Food, and Tumblr: Dualshock 2
Sunday at 10:19 AM.
Well if animals didnt wanna
be eaten, then why the hell
are they made out of food
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Technology evolves to ask the real questions.
Si los animales no quisieran ser comidos no estarían hechos de comidaJaque mate veganos
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Crime, Driving, and Drugs: Going to try party drugs?
*I'm not gonna give vou a preach now
just asking for a little favour
This is from me (an EMT) to you.
1. Remember the name(s) of what
you took.~
2. If vou only know the slang
name, ask (the person you get it
from) what kind of drug it's
similar to.
3. Tell a good friend what you toolk
in case you won't be able to if
something happens.
4. If you don't know what you
took, remember how it looked
(color, form, taste, amount)
5. Please don't lie to the
paramedics
We are not the police.
*We hate interrogating, we love
helping.
We won't tell you off for taking
drugs.
*You don't even know what a terrible
liar you are when you're drunk.
*Telling us that "someone must have
put it in my drink" is getting old.
Telling us what you
took:
Will actually make us quite happy,
because you're honest.
Will make us treat you like an adult.
Will un-complicate everything.
Will make us stop annoying you
(asking questions) and maybe give you
a break.
Will shorten your hospital stay.
Can spare you of unnecessary/
uncomfortable tests and treatments.
Will make the ambulance ride less scary
and more comforting;
We are actually quite nice people and
we'll always listen if you wanna talk
Sincerely, your EMT
P.S. Stay safe
emt-monster.tumblr.com
pigletkin:
kenderfriend:
arkhamarchitecture:
edens-blog:
emt-monster:
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
this is so important
Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.
I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.
Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.
Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life
It’s important to note though that the part about cops not being able to arrest you for something you took isn’t necessarily true everywhere. There are places that have laws specifically about drug use and not just possession where admitting to a cop that you took prohibited drugs could potentially get you in legal trouble. Be honest with paramedics but don’t talk to cops
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![Anna, Ariel, and Ass: WWw.missho1IS-P
misshollyslair:
*** Please support me by buying me a Ko-fi ! Tips help me make art for pure enjoyment like this piece :) Plus you’ll get a little something by mail if you tip me 3 Ko-fis or more ! https://ko-fi.com/missholly ***This is my remake of Winterhalter’s painting of Empress Eugenie and her ladies in waiting. If you’ve followed me for quite some time, you’ll remember I made a first version of this painting a few years ago, in 2013 to be precise, which I still like a lot (https://www.deviantart.com/hollybell/art/Princess-Tea-Party-417118671). It was already a bit ambitious for me at the time, and you’ll notice I took quite some shortcuts here and there, especially with the background. Because of that, and because I never got around to take part in the improvement meme that circulated a while ago, I decided to make a new updated version ! I had been wanting to do it for a long time, and recent events made it possible for me to set aside enough time to make it happen.You’ll notice I changed the princesses who appear in the image. There’s no particular reason behind it, but if I had to give one I’d say it’s just to suit my current taste better :) For instance, I can’t remember why I picked Snow White at the time, because she’s not one of my favs. My favorite princesses are Belle and Ariel, so they stay in the front spots :) I also love Giselle, and I have sweet spots for Moana and Rapunzel. Except this time I gave her her long hair for a change. Tiana kicks ass so I really wanted her to stay too, and I also adore Mulan so she just HAD to be there. The two women in the bottom right corner in Winterhalter’s painting seem to have a closer relationship, and it just seemed that it would be perfect for sisters. I hesitated because there are other girls I like way more than Anna and Elsa but it seemed more consistent that way. And bonus point, an excuse to add glitter ! \o/A couple of questions I get often :« Why is [insert other princess] not here ? »Well, if you look at Winterhalter’s painting, you’ll notice there are only 9 women, and so I had to stick to that. So yeah, obviously that’s not enough room to draw everyone. I picked the princesses I liked best or wanted to draw at that point, but feel free to make your own version with the ones you like !« Why so much watermark ? It ruins the piece ! »Because I’m really done with my stuff being stolen, cropped and savagely reposted on pages with no credit. Artists make art for everybody to enjoy, the least one can do is respect their hard work and always credit. Credit is vital to us because it gets us out there and enables clients to find us. DON’T REPOST WITHOUT PROPER CREDIT (name and link), AND DON’T CROP. Please and thank you.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_www-missho1is-p-misshollyslair-please-support-me-by-buying-me-a-36263325.png)
Memes, Army, and Oxygen: lydiallama:
today my army friend was telling us
about basic training and drill
sergeants and there was this kid in
her battalion who asked so many
stupid questions that the drill
sergeant made him carry around a
potted plant all day to replace the
oxygen he wasted
LMFAO 🤣🤣
LMFAO 🤣🤣
