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Ass, Bad, and Chris Pratt: <p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://max-out-of-ten.tumblr.com/post/175767294519/pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">max-out-of-ten</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pfcanimal.tumblr.com/post/175767194069/libertarirynn-myusernameisoneofakind" class="tumblr_blog">pfcanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175764229164/myusernameisoneofakind-libertarirynn-owen-is" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote> <p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p> <p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p> </blockquote> <p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p> <p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p> </blockquote> <p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p> <p>So…….yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p> </blockquote> <p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>

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Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have next to you on a flight @DrSmashlove Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂

Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashingto...