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Also known as one night stand: >14786690 (OP) well you know what they say Cum and go Drip and dip Nail and bail Nut then strut Plow and ciao Suck and duck Skeet and yeet Hit it and quit it Ram and scram Screw and sho0 Shoot and scoot Squirt and revert Smash and dash Skeet and retreat Rape and escape Hump then dump Kiss then dismiss Finger don't linger Cuddle then scuttle Breed then proceed Get lade then evade Jack of then back off Ejaculate and evacuate Go down and skip town Impregnate and immigrate Tear her apart then depart Bust a nut then leave the hut Fuck her ass then hit the gas Suck her toes then say adios Fill her hole then take a stroll Shoot the Jizz then out you is Spray DNA and refuse to stay Smash mouth and dash south Give her cock then run a block Make a baby and run like crazy Smash her rear then disappear Hit the spot then ditch the thot Blow your load and hit the road Shoot the glaze then run aways Shoot your goo and say "adieu" Give her meat then hit the street Shoot your shit then fucking split Get some brain then ride the train Paint her face and leave the place Give her the dick and get out quick Fill the crack and never come back Ruin her sheets then hit the streets Rock her box then change the locks Insert your cock then promptly walk Make her your play mate and vacate Slide in your meat then hit the street Fertilize her seed then need for speed Empty your sack and don't come back Cum on her back then get on the track Fuck her fast then leave her in the past Get insider her gown then get out of town Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away Please your monkey and leave the country Take her virginity then change your vicinity Give it to the lad then make like a black dad Prompt her wetting then change your setting Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location Put yourseif inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts Also known as one night stand
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blacklion4646: egonpebbles: blacklion4646: egonpebbles: blacklion4646: egonpebbles: truckerego: egonpebbles: truckerego: c-bassmeow: this dilemma  @egonpebbles I would save it… Wait for hubby to get home and go to sleep. Then I would pour some fake blood on him and put the worm besides him and yell that’s what u get. I told u I was gonna cut ur dick off one day … I’ll make sure to record everything lmffao @truckerego Lmao!!!!!!! Bby you WOULD do some sadistic shyt like that. @egonpebbles Absolutely @truckerego U just dnt know what ur wife is capable of doing just to prove her point lol Damnit I was starting to like your wife but when she say shit like this and my wife read it !!!! Fuck that 🤔🤔🤔🤔second thought !!!!! lmao @truckerego I got me another hater… oh well as we were lol…. Next…. Truckers wife team…. lol Oh yeah and I ain’t no damn hater 😂😂😂😂 just a man that would probably pass the fuck out if my wife pull that one on me !!!😂😂😂😋😋😋😎 That’s the whole point… No physical damage done just emotional lol…. @blacklion4646 Damnit Pebbles quit it you killing me lmao where you hubby at shit tell him I need help lol!!!!? : Your man is out for the night and this worm slithers by...What do u do? B @tindervsreality blacklion4646: egonpebbles: blacklion4646: egonpebbles: blacklion4646: egonpebbles: truckerego: egonpebbles: truckerego: c-bassmeow: this dilemma  @egonpebbles I would save it… Wait for hubby to get home and go to sleep. Then I would pour some fake blood on him and put the worm besides him and yell that’s what u get. I told u I was gonna cut ur dick off one day … I’ll make sure to record everything lmffao @truckerego Lmao!!!!!!! Bby you WOULD do some sadistic shyt like that. @egonpebbles Absolutely @truckerego U just dnt know what ur wife is capable of doing just to prove her point lol Damnit I was starting to like your wife but when she say shit like this and my wife read it !!!! Fuck that 🤔🤔🤔🤔second thought !!!!! lmao @truckerego I got me another hater… oh well as we were lol…. Next…. Truckers wife team…. lol Oh yeah and I ain’t no damn hater 😂😂😂😂 just a man that would probably pass the fuck out if my wife pull that one on me !!!😂😂😂😋😋😋😎 That’s the whole point… No physical damage done just emotional lol…. @blacklion4646 Damnit Pebbles quit it you killing me lmao where you hubby at shit tell him I need help lol!!!!?
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phileasfogghorn: olivercromwellcrowley: I’m going to prove this wrong one point at a time, color-coded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utter bullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true. Red— Oxytocin is released at many point in a person’s life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and masturbation. Orange— Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong. Yellow— Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having ones. Green— Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue— Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed. Indigo— Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman’s moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy. Violet— Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow. My hero : There's a chemical in girl's brains which is only released three times in her lifetime; when she has sex, gives birth and when she breast feeds herchild. It's called Oxytocin. This chemical emotionally connects herto the other person for the rest of her life. Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex, a girl will always have feelings for you, because of the chemical. So if you think sex is a game, rememberthat you can mentally mess a girl up for the rest of her life. It explains why humans we're only created to have sex with one person. Doing it with multiple people ultimately has a strong negative effect on the relationship you plan to have with the person you choose to spend the rest of your life with. Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". phileasfogghorn: olivercromwellcrowley: I’m going to prove this wrong one point at a time, color-coded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utter bullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true. Red— Oxytocin is released at many point in a person’s life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and masturbation. Orange— Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong. Yellow— Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having ones. Green— Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue— Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed. Indigo— Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman’s moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy. Violet— Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow. My hero
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