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    Bad, Beautiful, and College: 5 hrs
 Ok. This is NOT a joke. We paid a photographer, who
 claimed to be a professional, $250 for a family photo
 shoot. Please see these FOR REAL photos she
 delivered to us....She said the shadows were really
 bad on the beautiful, clear, sunny day and that her
 professor never taught her to retouch photos. Feel

 Magery by Lesa Hall C 2017

 Magery by Lesa Hall

 IMagery by Lesa Hall O 2017
willow-wanderings:

libertarirynn:
r3druger:


tiffanarchy:


libertarirynn:

siryouarebeingmocked:


derpomatic:
Holy shit she NPC’d them!


You get what you pay for…

Since when is $250 considered “cheap” for a family photo? what lol 


When you value a freelancer’s actual talent enough to pay then real money for doing a real job. 


Yeah, $250 is definitely on the lower end for professional photographs. I have quite a few photographer friends.

As a mercenary soul-caputurer myself, yeah, you get what you fucking pay for.

Photography has the same costs as any other business. The price you charge has to cover the cost of materials (film if you’re shooting old school, prints, maintenance for your camera whether analog or digital), labor (time spent setting up and shooting), and overhead (gas, food, website hosting costs, etc. if you need it to do some part of the job, it’s in your overhead). Now those are just your operating costs, if you want to actually make money you have to add a percentage for profit (e.g. operating costs + 20%).

Let me give you non-photographers a frame of reference here. Paying $250 for a single-day private photo session on location (which means travel costs on top of everything else), is the equivalent of paying $50 for a huge ornate wedding cake you ordered the day before the wedding.This ‘tog is still severely unprofessional and unqualified, though. I consider myself still a beginner but taking good photos in bright sunlight isn’t hard, I do it all the time. Like literally three-quarters of my flickr is all natural light shoots, it’s easier than studio shoots in some ways (light source, directionality, and intensity is constant on a clear day; you don’t have to worry about flash timing; the only thing you need to control for is your camera settings, etc.). I really don’t understand how they screwed this shoot so badly.Other things wrong with this cheap shoot:Out of focusLow contrastLow saturationBad white balanceGrainyThere’s really no excuse for this, it’s all very basic stuff. I took ONE photography class in college and I’ve only been shooting off and on for a couple of years, and I could still do a better shoot than this. It’s not that this person’s professor didn’t teach them how to retouch photos, their professor didn’t teach them how to shoot at all.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Bad, Beautiful, and College: 5 hrs
 Ok. This is NOT a joke. We paid a photographer, who
 claimed to be a professional, $250 for a family photo
 shoot. Please see these FOR REAL photos she
 delivered to us....She said the shadows were really
 bad on the beautiful, clear, sunny day and that her
 professor never taught her to retouch photos. Feel

 Magery by Lesa Hall C 2017

 Magery by Lesa Hall

 IMagery by Lesa Hall O 2017
willow-wanderings:

libertarirynn:
r3druger:


tiffanarchy:


libertarirynn:

siryouarebeingmocked:


derpomatic:
Holy shit she NPC’d them!


You get what you pay for…

Since when is $250 considered “cheap” for a family photo? what lol 


When you value a freelancer’s actual talent enough to pay then real money for doing a real job. 


Yeah, $250 is definitely on the lower end for professional photographs. I have quite a few photographer friends.

As a mercenary soul-caputurer myself, yeah, you get what you fucking pay for.

Photography has the same costs as any other business. The price you charge has to cover the cost of materials (film if you’re shooting old school, prints, maintenance for your camera whether analog or digital), labor (time spent setting up and shooting), and overhead (gas, food, website hosting costs, etc. if you need it to do some part of the job, it’s in your overhead). Now those are just your operating costs, if you want to actually make money you have to add a percentage for profit (e.g. operating costs + 20%).

Let me give you non-photographers a frame of reference here. Paying $250 for a single-day private photo session on location (which means travel costs on top of everything else), is the equivalent of paying $50 for a huge ornate wedding cake you ordered the day before the wedding.This ‘tog is still severely unprofessional and unqualified, though. I consider myself still a beginner but taking good photos in bright sunlight isn’t hard, I do it all the time. Like literally three-quarters of my flickr is all natural light shoots, it’s easier than studio shoots in some ways (light source, directionality, and intensity is constant on a clear day; you don’t have to worry about flash timing; the only thing you need to control for is your camera settings, etc.). I really don’t understand how they screwed this shoot so badly.Other things wrong with this cheap shoot:Out of focusLow contrastLow saturationBad white balanceGrainyThere’s really no excuse for this, it’s all very basic stuff. I took ONE photography class in college and I’ve only been shooting off and on for a couple of years, and I could still do a better shoot than this. It’s not that this person’s professor didn’t teach them how to retouch photos, their professor didn’t teach them how to shoot at all.
                    
                
            

            
            
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libertarirynn:
r3druger:


tiffanarchy:


libertarirynn:

siryouarebeingmocked:


derpomatic:
Holy shit she NPC’d them!
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    Martin, Poop, and Streets: WEDNESDAY, Aug. 15, 2018
 o. 1 in Palo Alto and the Mid-Peninsula
 890 BERKELEY AVENUE
 MENLO PARK
 SF launches
 'Poop Patrol' to
 clean up streets
 The San Francisco Department of Public
 Works announced today it will assemble a new
 team, known as the Poop Patrol, which will
 be focused on cleaning up human and animal
 SOLD
 waste throughout the city
 The team, which will be made up of six peo-
 ZACH TRAILER
 ple- a supervisor and five workers, is part of
 a pilot program set to start sometime in Sep-
 tember, according to public works department
 spokeswoman Rachel Gordon. Reports of waste
 (650) 906-8008
 ztrailer@zachtrailer.com AAINPINEL
 [See PATROL, page 18]
 Locally owned, independent
 Www.ZACHTRAILER.COM
 Bitcoin now accepted for bail
 "It's a new world,' District Attorney says
 BYALLİSON LEVITSKY
 cryptocurrency for bail. Judges
 can or
 Daily Post Staff Writer
 der many kinds of bail, including real
 High-tech criminal charges call for
 estate owned by another person
 high-tech bail in Silicon Valley
 Electronic Arts has been ordered to pay made his first appearance in federal U.S. Assistant District Attorney to comply with an order to appear later."
 the U.S. Attorney's Office.
 Martin Marsich, 25, a Serbian and ordered him to pay $750,000 in Bitcoin "It really is quite broad." Simmons said.
 living in Udine, Ita- or any other kind of cryptocurrency to The judge could order just about anything.
 What the objective is is to get the defendant
 with hacking the
 Italian national
 ly, was arrested at SFO on Aug. 8 and
 A man
 charged
 Redwood City video game company
 be released to a halfway house
 his bail in cryptocurrency, according to
 court in San Francisco on Thursday, Abraham Simmons said he doubted it
 when federal Judge Jacqueline Corley was the first time a judge had allowed
 If the value of the currency were to
 See BITCOIN, page 18)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Martin, Poop, and Streets: WEDNESDAY, Aug. 15, 2018
 o. 1 in Palo Alto and the Mid-Peninsula
 890 BERKELEY AVENUE
 MENLO PARK
 SF launches
 'Poop Patrol' to
 clean up streets
 The San Francisco Department of Public
 Works announced today it will assemble a new
 team, known as the Poop Patrol, which will
 be focused on cleaning up human and animal
 SOLD
 waste throughout the city
 The team, which will be made up of six peo-
 ZACH TRAILER
 ple- a supervisor and five workers, is part of
 a pilot program set to start sometime in Sep-
 tember, according to public works department
 spokeswoman Rachel Gordon. Reports of waste
 (650) 906-8008
 ztrailer@zachtrailer.com AAINPINEL
 [See PATROL, page 18]
 Locally owned, independent
 Www.ZACHTRAILER.COM
 Bitcoin now accepted for bail
 "It's a new world,' District Attorney says
 BYALLİSON LEVITSKY
 cryptocurrency for bail. Judges
 can or
 Daily Post Staff Writer
 der many kinds of bail, including real
 High-tech criminal charges call for
 estate owned by another person
 high-tech bail in Silicon Valley
 Electronic Arts has been ordered to pay made his first appearance in federal U.S. Assistant District Attorney to comply with an order to appear later."
 the U.S. Attorney's Office.
 Martin Marsich, 25, a Serbian and ordered him to pay $750,000 in Bitcoin "It really is quite broad." Simmons said.
 living in Udine, Ita- or any other kind of cryptocurrency to The judge could order just about anything.
 What the objective is is to get the defendant
 with hacking the
 Italian national
 ly, was arrested at SFO on Aug. 8 and
 A man
 charged
 Redwood City video game company
 be released to a halfway house
 his bail in cryptocurrency, according to
 court in San Francisco on Thursday, Abraham Simmons said he doubted it
 when federal Judge Jacqueline Corley was the first time a judge had allowed
 If the value of the currency were to
 See BITCOIN, page 18)
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Click, Club, and Do a Barrel Roll: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS.
 Askew
 When you type Askew or Tilt on
 google, it tilts the search results
 page
 ecursion
 When you type this word on search
 you will asked again that "did you
 mean RECURSION".
 Do A Barrel Roll
 When you search for this keyword,
 the page will start rotating in
 Clockwise Direction
 Google Space
 Type this and see everything
 floating
 Google Sphere
 This may not work for some, however
 Google Heart
 This one is quite lovely and
 mathematical. I just laughed when I saw
 this at first. lo see a heart you need to
 search the given calculations on google
 search. It will do calculations and bring
 you a graph plotted in heart shape.
 Here's the code below, do some
 changes and check the results.
 (sqrt(cos
 (x))*cos
 (400%)+
 sqrt (abs
 (4
 x*x)A0.01
 Zerg Rush
 This is a game which is quite
 interesting. When you type Zerg
 Rush on google, aliens zergs start
 coming to your result in the shape
 of '0'. All you have to do is just kill
 those and get as many points as you
 can. You can also share your points
 on G+.
 Binary
 Type " Binary" on google search and
 check out. It will show the number
 of results as "About
 0b1000101000010011010000 results".
 Quite odd.
 Atari Breakout
 This one is really interesting and not
 known by many people. For this just
 type Atari Breakout on Google
 search and then click Image results.
 A game will start automatically
 Gravit
 This trick is one of the oldest and known
 by almost every individual who uses
 google. Just type Google Gravity and see
 what happens
 One Does Not Walk into
 Mordo
 This one is specially for Lord Of The
 Rings fans. For this just go to google
 maps and search as follows
 From- The Shire
 To Mordor.
 ENJOY!!
laughoutloud-club:

Funny Google Tricks
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Click, Club, and Do a Barrel Roll: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS.
 Askew
 When you type Askew or Tilt on
 google, it tilts the search results
 page
 ecursion
 When you type this word on search
 you will asked again that "did you
 mean RECURSION".
 Do A Barrel Roll
 When you search for this keyword,
 the page will start rotating in
 Clockwise Direction
 Google Space
 Type this and see everything
 floating
 Google Sphere
 This may not work for some, however
 Google Heart
 This one is quite lovely and
 mathematical. I just laughed when I saw
 this at first. lo see a heart you need to
 search the given calculations on google
 search. It will do calculations and bring
 you a graph plotted in heart shape.
 Here's the code below, do some
 changes and check the results.
 (sqrt(cos
 (x))*cos
 (400%)+
 sqrt (abs
 (4
 x*x)A0.01
 Zerg Rush
 This is a game which is quite
 interesting. When you type Zerg
 Rush on google, aliens zergs start
 coming to your result in the shape
 of '0'. All you have to do is just kill
 those and get as many points as you
 can. You can also share your points
 on G+.
 Binary
 Type " Binary" on google search and
 check out. It will show the number
 of results as "About
 0b1000101000010011010000 results".
 Quite odd.
 Atari Breakout
 This one is really interesting and not
 known by many people. For this just
 type Atari Breakout on Google
 search and then click Image results.
 A game will start automatically
 Gravit
 This trick is one of the oldest and known
 by almost every individual who uses
 google. Just type Google Gravity and see
 what happens
 One Does Not Walk into
 Mordo
 This one is specially for Lord Of The
 Rings fans. For this just go to google
 maps and search as follows
 From- The Shire
 To Mordor.
 ENJOY!!
laughoutloud-club:

Funny Google Tricks
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Anaconda, Arguing, and Books: SENSATIONA
 $1.50 US
 SOMETHING
 WOT FRivOLOUS
 ITS NOT FAIR
 TO ACCUSE ME
 OF VANITY!
 BECAVSE
 IAM A MAN
 JUST THRIVE
 3OTw
siryouarebeingmocked:

darkado:

mornington-the-crescent:

mightyoctopus:

siryouarebeingmocked:

cisnowflake:

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:




100 Women: The artist redrawing ‘sexist’ comic book covers



An artist in India is challenging sexist drawings of women in comic books by parodying them using male heroes in poses typically associated with women.
She-Hulk has superhuman strength and speed and is one of the most formidable hand-to-hand combatants in the Marvel world.
Like Hulk, not only does she have physical power, she’s also completely green.
Yet, on a 1991 comic book cover, she is shown in a seductive pose, wearing a G-string bikini, with her curves sharply accentuated.
Indian artist Shreya Arora was shocked when she saw the image.
“For Hulk, the visual representation focuses on his strength. For She-Hulk, all we see is an emphasis on sexuality,” says Arora, who grew up reading comic books.
The 21-year-old graphic designer decided she wanted to flip the narrative.



Why is depicting women as sexy considered sexist? 

The irony, of course, is that there already was a Spider-Man cover like that second one.
Also, this is literally judging a book by its cover. Heck, you’re even ignoring the 

self-aware speech bubble. The book actually starts with She-Hulk on a beach, so the cover is actually appropriate to the contents. And can I just-

LOOK AT SPIDEY’S CROTCH. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.
Yes, clearly we needed a view of Tony’s skintight bodysuit.
This is doing the same thing as the Hawkeye Initiative. It’s not clever or original.

There are blogs I’d expect to caption a Spiderman picture with “LOOK AT SPIDEY’S CROTCH. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.” and then there is this blog. Guess I was wrong.

The artist also completely failed to get the joke: 
August, 1991, Demi Moore appears on the cover of “Vanity Fair” magazine, nude and pregnant. It caused quite an outrage, but the controversy lead to increased sales.
In December of the same year, Marvel decided to riff on that idea, showing She-Hulk in the same pose, with a beach ball instead of a pregnant belly. She even says, “It’s not FAIR to accuse me of VANITY“, a not-so-subtle nod to the famous magazine cover.
tl;dr: Artist is offended by someone else’s work, not understanding anything about the history or concept behind the artwork.


I’m usually here for pointing out that men can be sexualized like women but wow you guys really chose the wrong thing to argue with. Sure, Spidey has a nice crotch and Tony is in a bodysuit, but I do really need to point out that not all of these comics are even from the same era? Using Civil War II is ridiculous considering it came out only two years when others are over two decades older. Also, trying to say that the She-Hulk cover is a simple nod could be acceptable if they didn’t do this for every single  issue of The Sensational She-Hulk. Even a quick Google search will show that they tried to sell the the comics with sex appeal and She-Hulk admitting that doesn’t make it any better.
Comepltely unrelated to the story
Entirely nude
Completely unnecessary (as stated by She-Hulk)
I don’t think I need to explain why these are much more gratuitous than Spidey or Tony.

Sure, Spidey has a nice crotch and Tony is in a bodysuit, but I do really need to point out that not all of these comics are even from the same era?OP didn’t make distinctions about era.Using Civil War II is ridiculous considering it came out only two years when others are over two decades older.The Spider-Woman cover is from 2014. That Spidey web-ball cover is from 2000 or so. She-hulk is from 1991.So, even if I give you the whopping two years between the Spider-Woman cover and Civil War 2, OP’s range still covers the time period of that Spidey cover.But in the interests of fairness, lets take a gander at 90s Iron Man.Look at that cyber-bulge and those cyber-abs.Also, trying to say that the She-Hulk cover is a simple nod could be acceptable if they didn’t do this for every single issue of The Sensational She-Hulk. You mean the light-hearted, self-aware comic where the fanservice is clearly a joke, and the character still has choice and agency? How does that represent all female-led comics? At least if they had used a few Catwoman Jim Balent covers, they might’ve had some ground, seeing as he actually seems to have a thing for leather, latex, and lace. Of course, these days Shulk has more conventional covers, which explains why the artist had to go back 25+ years to find them.Also, are you absolutely sure it’s every issue?Every single one?Wow, Electro is ripped here. I don’t need to explain the Bugs Bunny ref, do I?This isn’t even an actual comic cover, it’s Frank Cho fanart. If there’s so much actual examples, why is she using a non-cover? The parody artist even admits she’s focusing on the visuals. 

People who get bent out of shape because of comic book covers really have too much time on their hands.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Anaconda, Arguing, and Books: SENSATIONA
 $1.50 US
 SOMETHING
 WOT FRivOLOUS
 ITS NOT FAIR
 TO ACCUSE ME
 OF VANITY!
 BECAVSE
 IAM A MAN
 JUST THRIVE
 3OTw
siryouarebeingmocked:

darkado:

mornington-the-crescent:

mightyoctopus:

siryouarebeingmocked:

cisnowflake:

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:




100 Women: The artist redrawing ‘sexist’ comic book covers



An artist in India is challenging sexist drawings of women in comic books by parodying them using male heroes in poses typically associated with women.
She-Hulk has superhuman strength and speed and is one of the most formidable hand-to-hand combatants in the Marvel world.
Like Hulk, not only does she have physical power, she’s also completely green.
Yet, on a 1991 comic book cover, she is shown in a seductive pose, wearing a G-string bikini, with her curves sharply accentuated.
Indian artist Shreya Arora was shocked when she saw the image.
“For Hulk, the visual representation focuses on his strength. For She-Hulk, all we see is an emphasis on sexuality,” says Arora, who grew up reading comic books.
The 21-year-old graphic designer decided she wanted to flip the narrative.



Why is depicting women as sexy considered sexist? 

The irony, of course, is that there already was a Spider-Man cover like that second one.
Also, this is literally judging a book by its cover. Heck, you’re even ignoring the 

self-aware speech bubble. The book actually starts with She-Hulk on a beach, so the cover is actually appropriate to the contents. And can I just-

LOOK AT SPIDEY’S CROTCH. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.
Yes, clearly we needed a view of Tony’s skintight bodysuit.
This is doing the same thing as the Hawkeye Initiative. It’s not clever or original.

There are blogs I’d expect to caption a Spiderman picture with “LOOK AT SPIDEY’S CROTCH. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.” and then there is this blog. Guess I was wrong.

The artist also completely failed to get the joke: 
August, 1991, Demi Moore appears on the cover of “Vanity Fair” magazine, nude and pregnant. It caused quite an outrage, but the controversy lead to increased sales.
In December of the same year, Marvel decided to riff on that idea, showing She-Hulk in the same pose, with a beach ball instead of a pregnant belly. She even says, “It’s not FAIR to accuse me of VANITY“, a not-so-subtle nod to the famous magazine cover.
tl;dr: Artist is offended by someone else’s work, not understanding anything about the history or concept behind the artwork.


I’m usually here for pointing out that men can be sexualized like women but wow you guys really chose the wrong thing to argue with. Sure, Spidey has a nice crotch and Tony is in a bodysuit, but I do really need to point out that not all of these comics are even from the same era? Using Civil War II is ridiculous considering it came out only two years when others are over two decades older. Also, trying to say that the She-Hulk cover is a simple nod could be acceptable if they didn’t do this for every single  issue of The Sensational She-Hulk. Even a quick Google search will show that they tried to sell the the comics with sex appeal and She-Hulk admitting that doesn’t make it any better.
Comepltely unrelated to the story
Entirely nude
Completely unnecessary (as stated by She-Hulk)
I don’t think I need to explain why these are much more gratuitous than Spidey or Tony.

Sure, Spidey has a nice crotch and Tony is in a bodysuit, but I do really need to point out that not all of these comics are even from the same era?OP didn’t make distinctions about era.Using Civil War II is ridiculous considering it came out only two years when others are over two decades older.The Spider-Woman cover is from 2014. That Spidey web-ball cover is from 2000 or so. She-hulk is from 1991.So, even if I give you the whopping two years between the Spider-Woman cover and Civil War 2, OP’s range still covers the time period of that Spidey cover.But in the interests of fairness, lets take a gander at 90s Iron Man.Look at that cyber-bulge and those cyber-abs.Also, trying to say that the She-Hulk cover is a simple nod could be acceptable if they didn’t do this for every single issue of The Sensational She-Hulk. You mean the light-hearted, self-aware comic where the fanservice is clearly a joke, and the character still has choice and agency? How does that represent all female-led comics? At least if they had used a few Catwoman Jim Balent covers, they might’ve had some ground, seeing as he actually seems to have a thing for leather, latex, and lace. Of course, these days Shulk has more conventional covers, which explains why the artist had to go back 25+ years to find them.Also, are you absolutely sure it’s every issue?Every single one?Wow, Electro is ripped here. I don’t need to explain the Bugs Bunny ref, do I?This isn’t even an actual comic cover, it’s Frank Cho fanart. If there’s so much actual examples, why is she using a non-cover? The parody artist even admits she’s focusing on the visuals. 

People who get bent out of shape because of comic book covers really have too much time on their hands.
                    
                
            

            
            
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darkado:

mornington-the-crescent:

mightyoctopus:

siryouarebeingmocked:

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    Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara
 Incase you were wondering why my uncle
 got kicked out of Walmart:
 l Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
 @-q 40%
 Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
 Grammy
 Grammy
 Fwd: Now I'm banned from
 Grammy
 5. August 16: Looked right
 into the security camera in
 the fishing section and
 used it as a mirror while
 you picked your nose
 Walmart. I just received
 this email
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 people's carts when they
 weren't looking.
 09/18/2018
 Dear Mr. Marshall
 6. September 4: You went
 into a fitting room, shut the
 door, waited awhile, and
 then yelled very loudly
 Hey! There's no toilet
 paper in here.' One of the
 clerks passed out.
 Over the past two months
 you have caused quite a
 commotion in our store.
 We cannot tolerate this
 behavior and have beern
 forced to ban you from the
 store. Complaints against
 you are listed below and
 are documented by our
 video surveillance
 cameras.
 2. July 10: You set all the
 alarm clocks in
 Housewares to go off at 5
 minute intervals.
 3. July 23: You went to the
 Service Desk and tried to
 put a bag of M&Ms on
 layaway.
 You are no longer aloud in
 the Brunswick Walmart
 and will immediately be
 asked to leave if you enter
 said premises!
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 4. August 4: Moved a
 CAUTION WET FLOOR
 sign to a carpeted area.
 Tag Martin
 Store Manager
 Walmart Brunswick Store
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                    Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara
 Incase you were wondering why my uncle
 got kicked out of Walmart:
 l Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
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 Grammy
 Grammy
 Fwd: Now I'm banned from
 Grammy
 5. August 16: Looked right
 into the security camera in
 the fishing section and
 used it as a mirror while
 you picked your nose
 Walmart. I just received
 this email
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 people's carts when they
 weren't looking.
 09/18/2018
 Dear Mr. Marshall
 6. September 4: You went
 into a fitting room, shut the
 door, waited awhile, and
 then yelled very loudly
 Hey! There's no toilet
 paper in here.' One of the
 clerks passed out.
 Over the past two months
 you have caused quite a
 commotion in our store.
 We cannot tolerate this
 behavior and have beern
 forced to ban you from the
 store. Complaints against
 you are listed below and
 are documented by our
 video surveillance
 cameras.
 2. July 10: You set all the
 alarm clocks in
 Housewares to go off at 5
 minute intervals.
 3. July 23: You went to the
 Service Desk and tried to
 put a bag of M&Ms on
 layaway.
 You are no longer aloud in
 the Brunswick Walmart
 and will immediately be
 asked to leave if you enter
 said premises!
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 4. August 4: Moved a
 CAUTION WET FLOOR
 sign to a carpeted area.
 Tag Martin
 Store Manager
 Walmart Brunswick Store
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Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Children, Crazy, and Definitely: Houston ISD *
 Follow
 HISD @HoustonISD
 All students this year, regardless of
 socioeconomic status, will receive breakfast,
 lunch, and dinner for FREE.
 blogs.houstonisd.org/news/2018/08/0
 10:13 AM-27 Aug 2018
 4,072 Retweets 17,872 Likes
 @-D
 @ a

 Maddie Schafer
 Follow
 @SchaferMaddie
 there are people who are mad in the
 comments saying that it's not free bc tax
 payers pick it up."·could you irric)(ine being
 mad that kids get to eat
 Houston ISD@HoustonISD
 All students this year, regardless of socioeconomic status, will receive
 breakfast, lunch, and dinner for FREE. blogs.houstonisd.org
 /news/2018/08/0
 5:57 PM - 28 Aug 2018 from Missouri, USA
 90,655 Retweets 233,296 Likes
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for-liberty:
libertarirynn:


thatpettyblackgirl:
Same people who are upset with this kind of thing are usually pro lifers…the irony runs so deep
I’m so sick of seeing this shit about how people who aren’t crazy about tax funded programs “aReN’t PrO lIfE” because they hate children and want them starving to death. Churches have been running summer lunch programs for kids and families that can’t afford meals for years. There are tons of private charities and donations. And the fact is they’re right, these meals are not really free. Now of course I’m not mad the kids get to eat, but please don’t conflate pointing out the difference between free market charity and tax funded charity with not wanting to feed people.


I might be revoking my libertarian card by saying this, but this is quite possibly one of the most worthwhile uses of tax money I’ve seen in a long time.
Again, there’s no denying that this is a more worthy expenditure than many others and if this were all taxes were going to I’d be perfectly fine with it as a transition until a more private option is put in place. If I were to start eliminating taxes tomorrow the money going to food programs would definitely not be high on the list. But that’s just it, the money we spent on those programs is peanuts in the grand scheme of how much we are taxed.My point is that when people express concern over taxation, they are almost immediately accused of not caring for humanitarian efforts, as though the government is the only humanitarian organization out there when in fact the government is the most inefficient and terrible humanitarian organizations out there. The same money that goes to feed these kids goes to kill hundreds more in the Middle East. It’s absolutely ridiculous to act like the vast majority of taxes are just their “to benefit society“ instead of starting wars and lining the pockets of bureaucrats who regulate our freedoms into oblivion.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Children, Crazy, and Definitely: Houston ISD *
 Follow
 HISD @HoustonISD
 All students this year, regardless of
 socioeconomic status, will receive breakfast,
 lunch, and dinner for FREE.
 blogs.houstonisd.org/news/2018/08/0
 10:13 AM-27 Aug 2018
 4,072 Retweets 17,872 Likes
 @-D
 @ a

 Maddie Schafer
 Follow
 @SchaferMaddie
 there are people who are mad in the
 comments saying that it's not free bc tax
 payers pick it up."·could you irric)(ine being
 mad that kids get to eat
 Houston ISD@HoustonISD
 All students this year, regardless of socioeconomic status, will receive
 breakfast, lunch, and dinner for FREE. blogs.houstonisd.org
 /news/2018/08/0
 5:57 PM - 28 Aug 2018 from Missouri, USA
 90,655 Retweets 233,296 Likes
 園匎目⑤.
 ..
for-liberty:
libertarirynn:


thatpettyblackgirl:
Same people who are upset with this kind of thing are usually pro lifers…the irony runs so deep
I’m so sick of seeing this shit about how people who aren’t crazy about tax funded programs “aReN’t PrO lIfE” because they hate children and want them starving to death. Churches have been running summer lunch programs for kids and families that can’t afford meals for years. There are tons of private charities and donations. And the fact is they’re right, these meals are not really free. Now of course I’m not mad the kids get to eat, but please don’t conflate pointing out the difference between free market charity and tax funded charity with not wanting to feed people.


I might be revoking my libertarian card by saying this, but this is quite possibly one of the most worthwhile uses of tax money I’ve seen in a long time.
Again, there’s no denying that this is a more worthy expenditure than many others and if this were all taxes were going to I’d be perfectly fine with it as a transition until a more private option is put in place. If I were to start eliminating taxes tomorrow the money going to food programs would definitely not be high on the list. But that’s just it, the money we spent on those programs is peanuts in the grand scheme of how much we are taxed.My point is that when people express concern over taxation, they are almost immediately accused of not caring for humanitarian efforts, as though the government is the only humanitarian organization out there when in fact the government is the most inefficient and terrible humanitarian organizations out there. The same money that goes to feed these kids goes to kill hundreds more in the Middle East. It’s absolutely ridiculous to act like the vast majority of taxes are just their “to benefit society“ instead of starting wars and lining the pockets of bureaucrats who regulate our freedoms into oblivion.
                    
                
            

            
            
for-liberty:
libertarirynn:


thatpettyblackgirl:
Same people who are upset with this kind of thing are usually pro lifers…the irony runs so...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM
 > today I let a house rat live.
 > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night.
 > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night.
 > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs.
 > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and
 the roses too.
 And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket.
 > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap.
 > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy.
 > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours
 watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern
 have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup.
 > And in those hours I remembered,
 Tasih
 how to clean my dishes ight nter eating
 - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places
 > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy
 and neat, rats and shit show up.
 > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely
 built for him.
 > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg)
 > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part.
 > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live
 > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but,
 - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you
An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM
 > today I let a house rat live.
 > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night.
 > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night.
 > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs.
 > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and
 the roses too.
 And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket.
 > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap.
 > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy.
 > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours
 watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern
 have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup.
 > And in those hours I remembered,
 Tasih
 how to clean my dishes ight nter eating
 - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places
 > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy
 and neat, rats and shit show up.
 > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely
 built for him.
 > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg)
 > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part.
 > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live
 > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but,
 - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you
An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU
                    
                
            

            
            
An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
    



    
	

        
	

    



                    

                

                

                    




    

        

            
  

        

        
    






                

            

            
            
                
                    

                
            
        

        

            
    
    
    

        

            

                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

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