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I'm banned from /r/AskReddit forever, but don't worry, I'll get to talk to the moderator who banned me for not using a question mark again soon :D: You've been banned from participating in /r/AskReddit subreddit message via /r/AskReddit [M] sent an hour ago You have been banned from participating in /r/AskReddit. You can still view and subscribe to /r/AskReddit, but you won't be able to post or comment. Note from the moderators: Repeatedly posting rule-breaking questions isn't appropriate. Please look at/r/findareddit to find a more suitable subreddit. If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for /r/AskReddit by replying to this message. Reminder from the Reddit staff: If you use another account to circumvent this su ban, that will be considered a violation of the Content Policy and can result in your account being suspended from the site as a whole. permalink delete report block subreddit mark unread re: You've been banned from participating in /r/AskReddit subreddit message via /r/AskReddit [M] sent 19 minutes ago You have been temporarily muted from r AskReddit. You will not be able to message the moderators of r/AskReddit for 72 hours. permalink delete report block subreddit mark unread I'm banned from /r/AskReddit forever, but don't worry, I'll get to talk to the moderator who banned me for not using a question mark again soon :D

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onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this. : r/AskReddit What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie? RamsesThePigeon 13d, 17h Just up the street from my apartment in San Francisco, there was one of those fast food restaurants that was either a KFC or a Taco Bell, depending on the angle from which it was viewed. The establishment was a frequent stopping point for students coming from the nearby college... and those students were a frequent target for a remarkably bright crow Now, on most days, the bird in question would just hang around the restaurant (as well as other ones nearby) and scavenge for scraps. Every once in a while, though - I saw this happen twice, and had it happen to me once - it would enact a much more complex scheme than simply going through the gutter: The crow had apparently discovered that money could be exchanged for food, so it would wait until it saw a likely mark, squawk at them to get their attention, then pick up and drop a coin. Anyone who responded would witness the bird hopping a few feet away, then following its "victim" toward the source of its next snack. When the crow approached me, it dropped a nickel on the ground. I stooped, picked up the coin, and then jumped slightly when the bird made a noise that sounded not unlike "Taco!' Needless to say, I bought that crow a taco. The final out-of-pocket cost for me, minus the nickel, was something like >l.T5. Even so, I figured a bird that smart deserved a reward simply for existing Of course, that was probably exactly what I was supposed to think. TL;DR: A crow paid me five cents to buy it a taco. onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this.

onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this.

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