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God, Journey, and Phone: What was your biggest WTF! moment? Inspector at Customs and GST (2018-present) Answered 12h ago I was in metro the other day, and the entire world came to standstill, when this girl boarded the train. Just assume someone 50 times more pretty than her. IStock ck iSt ck OV GOWina iStockks kock- cke istock iStodk ISto Everyone started having their WTF moments before the real mega WTF moment. She boards at Rohini West to Rohini East...to her destination-Inderlok. Throughout her journey Rohini East Students You taught us that abstract nouns are those which we can't see. Teacher Yeah, right. Students And Beauty is an abstract noun. Teacher Yeah Students Then how the hell are we able to see her. Teacher WTF Pitampura The husband:Thank God, we are having a divorce. Wife As if, she would marry someone like you. The husband No, but if we were not having divorce, then we won't have boarded this metro to go to court and I wouldn't have witnessed this marvel. Wife WTF Kohat Enclave Professor Don't look at her, if you want her, follow your aim, you'll get her. Don't forget you want to be Ramanujan. Student I am the Ramanujan. Professor How come. Students I am the man who has realised the value of infinity today. Professor WTF. Netaji Shubhash Place Son Father, why are you putting on sun glasses. Father There is too much light in here. Keshav Puram Husband :Give me that vanilla ice-cream you brought. Wife Oh, so now you see her and you want that vanilla. Husband Just give it. Wife Take it. Husband What, it's chocolate. You told you got vanilla. Wife Ajit Agarkar will always look stuart Binny if your frame of reference is Kapil Dev. Idiot, it's vanilla only. Husband WTF. Kanhaiya Nagar Devotee: Hey priest, you said the other day whatever we see in this lifetime is a consequence or a reward of our previous lives' actions. Priest Yes, but why do you ask so. Devotee Did I kill thanos in previous birth? Inder lok. It was deducible from the phone calls she was having, her boyfriend was coming to meet her and board the same metro at Inderlok. Her phone call made people question Can idealism be achieved. Perfect beauty, Perfect voice. Meanwhile as the metro is stopping at Inderlok, A passenger receives a call from his manager. Manager I am just at Inderlok. You give me the file fast after deboarding. Passenger Sir, actually metro just made an announcement that it won't stop at Inderlok, so I'll come back from the next station. Manager What the hell.. I am on the outside of the place your metro is coming, idiot. Passenger Sir, I still can't come. Manager Why Passenger Because I always vapourise at Inderlok and condense back to my form at next station. I am showing it to doctors, It's a strange Inder lok-phobia-Shastri Nagar-mania evaporation-condensation bipolar disorder. Manager WTE So, everyone had had their share of excuses. No one is getting out on Inderlok for first time in history. They want to see who has won the celestial trophy. And here comes Inderlok and she hugs her boyfriend.(a 23000 year old guy) $ $ And as her youthful boyfriend asks, are you satisfied with adventure of your metro trip. The girl sensually kisses him as they leave for their Audi R8 and everyone is like WTF 6.1k views View Upvoters View Sharers WTF??
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God, Journey, and Phone: What was your biggest WTF! moment? Inspector at Customs and GST (2018-present) Answered 12h ago I was in metro the other day, and the entire world came to standstill, when this girl boarded the train. Just assume someone 50 times more pretty than her. IStock ck iSt ck OV GOWina iStockks kock- cke istock iStodk ISto Everyone started having their WTF moments before the real mega WTF moment. She boards at Rohini West to Rohini East...to her destination-Inderlok. Throughout her journey Rohini East Students You taught us that abstract nouns are those which we can't see. Teacher Yeah, right. Students And Beauty is an abstract noun. Teacher Yeah Students Then how the hell are we able to see her. Teacher WTF Pitampura The husband:Thank God, we are having a divorce. Wife As if, she would marry someone like you. The husband No, but if we were not having divorce, then we won't have boarded this metro to go to court and I wouldn't have witnessed this marvel. Wife WTF Kohat Enclave Professor Don't look at her, if you want her, follow your aim, you'll get her. Don't forget you want to be Ramanujan. Student I am the Ramanujan. Professor How come. Students I am the man who has realised the value of infinity today. Professor WTF. Netaji Shubhash Place Son Father, why are you putting on sun glasses. Father There is too much light in here. Keshav Puram Husband :Give me that vanilla ice-cream you brought. Wife Oh, so now you see her and you want that vanilla. Husband Just give it. Wife Take it. Husband What, it's chocolate. You told you got vanilla. Wife Ajit Agarkar will always look stuart Binny if your frame of reference is Kapil Dev. Idiot, it's vanilla only. Husband WTF. Kanhaiya Nagar Devotee: Hey priest, you said the other day whatever we see in this lifetime is a consequence or a reward of our previous lives' actions. Priest Yes, but why do you ask so. Devotee Did I kill thanos in previous birth? Inder lok. It was deducible from the phone calls she was having, her boyfriend was coming to meet her and board the same metro at Inderlok. Her phone call made people question Can idealism be achieved. Perfect beauty, Perfect voice. Meanwhile as the metro is stopping at Inderlok, A passenger receives a call from his manager. Manager I am just at Inderlok. You give me the file fast after deboarding. Passenger Sir, actually metro just made an announcement that it won't stop at Inderlok, so I'll come back from the next station. Manager What the hell.. I am on the outside of the place your metro is coming, idiot. Passenger Sir, I still can't come. Manager Why Passenger Because I always vapourise at Inderlok and condense back to my form at next station. I am showing it to doctors, It's a strange Inder lok-phobia-Shastri Nagar-mania evaporation-condensation bipolar disorder. Manager WTE So, everyone had had their share of excuses. No one is getting out on Inderlok for first time in history. They want to see who has won the celestial trophy. And here comes Inderlok and she hugs her boyfriend.(a 23000 year old guy) $ $ And as her youthful boyfriend asks, are you satisfied with adventure of your metro trip. The girl sensually kisses him as they leave for their Audi R8 and everyone is like WTF 6.1k views View Upvoters View Sharers Warning: Can Cause Cringe Induced Cancer.
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Future, Logic, and Aristotle: Who am l? Around 2007 upon arising from higher states I started awakening this strange innate ability for argumentation logic that I have which surpasses even Aristotle and William of Ockham. I started unintentionally getting involved in lots of arguments and dance-offs. This happened when I entered into higher states and started seeing all arguments in systematic patterns I first realized that I had this ability when l independently re-derived Ockham's razor sometime around the beginning of 2007. But during that time I had no formal knowledge of argumentation logic at all like nothing so I had never heard the words "Ockham's (or Occam's) razor" before. Since l lacked all formal knowledge of argumentation logic and since l was completely independently reasoning things on my own I would explain what Ockham's razor not knowing that there even existed such a phrase or principle called "Ockham's razor". Instead I would say something like "making the least possible amount of assumptions you would conclude this". Then later on I discovered there was a principle in logic called "Ockham's razor" which is precisely what I re-discovered. I figured out that every single logical fallacy is simply a violation of Ockham's azor From then on I could easily instantaneously spot any illogical argument and give a detailed explanation as to why it's illogical, even if I hadn't known the formal name for the logical fallacy, I could explain why it's illogical The higher the state l enter into, the easier it is Of course later on after gaining some formal knowledge of argumentation logic I could give clearer explanations of things in very high details My innate ability for argumentation logic is probably as high or higher than the innate ability that Euler or Ramanujan had for theorems and mathematics I realized that I could understand argumentation logic and reason things much easier than others. I also began having an overflow of original thoughts, seemingly random ideas, and other strange experiences displaying high intuition. I don't really know what's going to happen next in course of the future...but now I can finally share and preserve my thoughts online with this blog With the highest innate ability for argumentation logic (probably the highest that ever existed), high intelligence, high intuition, and high originalityI wonder how much of my knowledge l should share with the world...and how much I should keep secret...
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Joker, Riot, and Zero: with Like Page 5 hrs In the same way that Mozart visualized music, this young Indian man had the ability to sprout mathematical formulas with which he tried to explain the world. This is the extraordinary story of Ramanujan. (Partner content via OpenMind) Ramanujan, the Man who Saw the Number Pi in Dreams Ramanujan was a brilliant Indian mathematician and self-taught, fascinated with the number pi and protagonist of the film "The man who knew to the infinity I BY MATERIA BB give area to premises and so mnay so three is onr constant things that france and radius ratio and it will be th basics movements of the circle if we shares and done thing measn 2pir means do the things a ratio of circufrances and diamaner and 2r is the diamenete and procudit capbilty so there could be anotherconstant that plays with half circle so means what reverse of it and non revrse of it so the riot of th circle cicofranse and it radius ala so have th ratio in diffeent manners and naother constat is depend with the dot propgation means every circle will have radius and dnumber always depend in cirfrcnace and and also depens on diamanetr and also another consatnt is coming number of diamter and cricufrancs ration will be depends withe each others Like Reply 11 hrs so waht is i am goin in graph 4 then i am returning is it same zero of joker and i am going 2 and i am returning is it same zero no it have many opahses pn graph diffeernce that digfeernt evels how much time travle we have done we comes so two number See More Like Reply 11 hrs t so means if the travlleing of one xsquqre if its constant an done squete otion then it will tell how much different in it so means sif x-x is coming and x is constat and another x is motion so it will come so what value will comes second x squre. See More Like Re n integration if we see consatnt then one constat aways that summation a 0 and mulitiplcationa 1 that is not a simple if we see the difffeernt of the corodianre so its basically a equatio means a 1 how to depeteminr it will determine x squqre+ 2x -1 a... See More Like Re Sanya assion and commitment is everything. This world always needs heros Keep going Like Reply 5 14 hrs es if(xsquqre- xsqqure n zcordintae one xsquqre is becom travel xsqqure -1 so it cnat besubsatret so in time period if they retun and they stoppen means xsqqure (xsqqure-1) so they cant sustract and done behaves means time and dimesiona linear behave See More Like Reply 11 hrs Is this some kinda weird NSA recruitment scheme? Like Reply 4. 7 hrs Edited think it's CIA smh Like Reply 5 hrs Write a reply Words of wisdom

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