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Advice, Af, and Bad: hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die “okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest” “they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!  “raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know. always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!  agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.” keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?  “my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her” “no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. “no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!”  okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.  “i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.  “i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.  “how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. “i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work
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9/11, America, and Children: The Turkey Story So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for into a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house. So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing. Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love are even if they are si In the spirit of going alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad- dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in the backyard where he makes various cured meats and other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for SO Game Hen seasoned that way, for them. Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be- cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius. Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle Cliff s after her So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards, and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement, getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic groups were destroying America. Being that I had close Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to n roughly five times my size. Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and defending him, or telling us we're rotten children for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an ugly mustache My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and my grandfather limps down to the basement and brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him. Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up. We go upstairs and sit down, and do the traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the bread gets passed around the table, and things calm down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all around becuase it looks cool. Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard Munch and shrieks OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out where to begin but since shed been trying to justify Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going. IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and kicking her feet like a toddler Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while my grandmother mouths she's not coming back Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up, are assisted by Dad, who is saintly patient man and less immune to this jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the catholic church and even considered becoming a priest before getting drafted but that's another story)and assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill. I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you some That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that, and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind. Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they went home, and the party got underway properly, with Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For t Turkey has been an staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as good 2. Share the pictures with me, Very planned Parenthood
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Aww, Bad, and Confidence: wunderblumekind: rainytimemachinedeer: introvertunites: the-erikalypse: ellinfp: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Subtle Signs a Shy Girl Likes You | Lesly D. x Psych2Go Number 6. So freaking accurate. Okay I know this is supposed to be an educational video but the drawings in this are SO. GOT. DAMN. CUTE. Ok, this is bad. Not the video, it’s great! Buuut, idk, it’s just that I have/do all of them, but I’m a guy. I know that these characteristics aren’t exclusive, but no one really applies this sort of thinking to me just because I’m a guy. :( It’s frustrating and somewhat defeating when I just get labeled as the “nice guy” because I don’t use the typical male flirting strategies. I like to talk with (not at) you, I want to share thoughts, emotions, and experiences with you, but I’m an introvert socially awkward from years of shaming. So I don’t have the self-confidence or self-worth to make the first move. Not to mention that, with the current social climate, if I misread things and make a move, there’s a significant amount of risk to my social, emotional psychological, work, and public status. I’m too timid and sane to try anything worthy of legal action, but even just asking someone out could have a cascade affect if it doesn’t go well. Idk. I’m just rambling, so I’ll leave it there for now. Aww I feel attacked ahahahah. I remember how I was like Goethe in replying or texting messages, writing poems, drawing and painting, baking and cooking for him, making handmade things, little gifts, but sooo shy in front of my man :)) I rare talked to him directly or even say hi. He was actually even confused on our first date if I really like him or not. He texted me then on next day if I (actually) really have interest on a serious relationship with him, because I looked and behaved very odd in front of him. I texted him back like hours later (bc I had to prepare and select good words I have to use) :))) Srsly my face looked like a tomato all day long. We used to laugh till now if we recall the day. I am always so good at making people I like get confused (thanks to my first dominant function Fi). Like, ever. ahahaha

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Aww, Bad, and Confidence: wunderblumekind: rainytimemachinedeer: introvertunites: the-erikalypse: ellinfp: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Subtle Signs a Shy Girl Likes You | Lesly D. x Psych2Go Number 6. So freaking accurate. Okay I know this is supposed to be an educational video but the drawings in this are SO. GOT. DAMN. CUTE. Ok, this is bad. Not the video, it’s great! Buuut, idk, it’s just that I have/do all of them, but I’m a guy. I know that these characteristics aren’t exclusive, but no one really applies this sort of thinking to me just because I’m a guy. :( It’s frustrating and somewhat defeating when I just get labeled as the “nice guy” because I don’t use the typical male flirting strategies. I like to talk with (not at) you, I want to share thoughts, emotions, and experiences with you, but I’m an introvert socially awkward from years of shaming. So I don’t have the self-confidence or self-worth to make the first move. Not to mention that, with the current social climate, if I misread things and make a move, there’s a significant amount of risk to my social, emotional psychological, work, and public status. I’m too timid and sane to try anything worthy of legal action, but even just asking someone out could have a cascade affect if it doesn’t go well. Idk. I’m just rambling, so I’ll leave it there for now. Aww I feel attacked ahahahah. I remember how I was like Goethe in replying or texting messages, writing poems, drawing and painting, baking and cooking for him, making handmade things, little gifts, but sooo shy in front of my man :)) I rare talked to him directly or even say hi. He was actually even confused on our first date if I really like him or not. He texted me then on next day if I (actually) really have interest on a serious relationship with him, because I looked and behaved very odd in front of him. I texted him back like hours later (bc I had to prepare and select good words I have to use) :))) Srsly my face looked like a tomato all day long. We used to laugh till now if we recall the day. I am always so good at making people I like get confused (thanks to my first dominant function Fi). Like, ever. ahahaha

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Animals, Family, and Growing Up: Allie Beth Stuckey * @conservmillen If masculinity were truly toxic, then kids growing up without dads would presumably be better off than those who have them. But, they're not: they tend to be more depressed, aggressive & criminal. Truth is: we need more masculinity in society, not less.--> theconservativemillennialblog.co m/featured/our-s. <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/171879330406/cdpony-thats-because-when-kids-grow-up-without" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cdpony.tumblr.com/post/171739575684/thats-because-when-kids-grow-up-without-dads-its" class="tumblr_blog">cdpony</a>:</p><blockquote><p>….thats because when kids grow up without dads its either because they passed away or abandoned their family. masculinity has nothing to do with it. masculinity is, however, the drive that makes so many men leave their families, along with abusing people and glorifying the murder of animals and just being heartless and umempathetic in general tbh</p></blockquote> <p><i>&gt; thats because when kids grow up without dads its either because they passed away or abandoned their family. </i></p><p>You forgot to include “jail”. Which is kind of a big problem in…certain communities.</p><p><i> &gt;masculinity has nothing to do with it. masculinity is, however, the drive that makes so many men leave their families,<br/></i><br/>Last time I checked, men who abandoned their families were heavily stigmatized.<br/><br/><i>&gt;along with abusing people</i><br/><br/>Again, abuse by men is heavily stigmatized. A woman, however, can frequently smack around a man in public, and many onlookers will assume he deserves it. If he calls the cops, they’re more likely to arrest him for supposedly forcing the woman to “defend herself”.<br/><br/><i>&gt;and glorifying the murder of animals</i><br/><br/>Do you think hunting is somehow worse when it’s done with a 30-06 round to the heart instead of tooth and claw? Maiming the animal, watching it run away, then following it for hours until it finally collapses from pain and blood loss?<br/><br/><i>&gt;and just being heartless and umempathetic in general </i><br/><br/>Said the person who has somehow failed to demonstrate the slightest bit of concern for men in this entire sad, rambling excuse for a post. <br/></p></blockquote>

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Aladdin, Barbie, and Batman: feynites.tumblr.com minesottafatspoollegend i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor'. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, 'chancellor' just came with the word ‘evil, in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like grand, or high, or something along those lines Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the 'settlement' in my sister and I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the 'evi in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the 'machinery of politics working as smoothly as ever Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he'd done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don't know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see how wicked he is?! Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char! Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king's back, we'll know where to look! Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn't looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs insert iconic evil laugh Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I's games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special 'episode' where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that Traytor's grave would have a body' (this seemed very important for some reason) And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra (via besiderunningwaters) #my apologies for rambling #but it has been a long time since i thought about traytor #and that suddenly reminded me of him H APR 201 SOURCE SWEETBABYRAYSGOURMETSAUCES 78,236 NOTES The Unforgettable Tale of Evil Chancellor Traytor
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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
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Advice, Definitely, and Donald Trump: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump l encourage everyone in the path of #HurricaneHarvey to heed the advice & orders of their local and state officials. FEMA National Response Coordination Cent Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 v Retweet if you believe that Trump should be evaluated for mental illness before being allowed to access the Nukes! 274 1,1071,596 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 v The thought that the fate of the planet rests in the hands of a mentally ill dictator is frightning! 158 14 837 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 If you don't resign, Impeachment season is coming soon! ir.net/news/politics/... 166 8 804 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 Why should we take the advice of a bigot and racist? 349 t 661 <p><a href="http://peasantprideworldwide.tumblr.com/post/165070201505/libertynbooty-libertarirynn-thatrandogirl" class="tumblr_blog">peasantprideworldwide</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertynbooty.tumblr.com/post/165070164755/libertarirynn-thatrandogirl" class="tumblr_blog">libertynbooty</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165069945049/thatrandogirl-lit-manuel-miranda" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thatrandogirl.tumblr.com/post/165059803322/lit-manuel-miranda-libertarirynn-i-think-i" class="tumblr_blog">thatrandogirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lit-manuel-miranda.tumblr.com/post/165055248930/libertarirynn-i-think-i-have-a-disease-now" class="tumblr_blog">lit-manuel-miranda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165055045209/i-think-i-have-a-disease-now" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I think I have a disease now.</p></blockquote> <p>can I get off this planet</p> </blockquote> <p>If Donald trump is so mentally stable then the test shouldn’t be a problem for him he can just take it and release the information. But if he doesn’t want to take it that means he’s worried about it so yeah it’s completely understandable that we don’t want him having the power to fire nuclear warfare until we can trust his mental state.</p> </blockquote> <p>That is not even approaching the point. Trump made a completely generic statement about seeking shelter from the hurricane and this guy just starts rambling about how he’s mentally unstable and needs to be checked before he can fire nukes. It’s a total non sequitur.</p> </blockquote> <p>The irony of this twitter rant that it fits that of a mentally unstable person. </p> </blockquote> likely fake.</blockquote> <p>It&rsquo;s definitely not fake. I got it straight from Twitter. You can look it up yourself.</p>

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Advice, Donald Trump, and Fire: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump l encourage everyone in the path of #HurricaneHarvey to heed the advice & orders of their local and state officials. FEMA National Response Coordination Cent Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 v Retweet if you believe that Trump should be evaluated for mental illness before being allowed to access the Nukes! 274 1,1071,596 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 v The thought that the fate of the planet rests in the hands of a mentally ill dictator is frightning! 158 14 837 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 If you don't resign, Impeachment season is coming soon! ir.net/news/politics/... 166 8 804 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 Why should we take the advice of a bigot and racist? 349 t 661 <p><a href="https://thatrandogirl.tumblr.com/post/165059803322/lit-manuel-miranda-libertarirynn-i-think-i" class="tumblr_blog">thatrandogirl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://lit-manuel-miranda.tumblr.com/post/165055248930/libertarirynn-i-think-i-have-a-disease-now" class="tumblr_blog">lit-manuel-miranda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165055045209/i-think-i-have-a-disease-now" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I think I have a disease now.</p></blockquote> <p>can I get off this planet</p> </blockquote> <p>If Donald trump is so mentally stable then the test shouldn’t be a problem for him he can just take it and release the information. But if he doesn’t want to take it that means he’s worried about it so yeah it’s completely understandable that we don’t want him having the power to fire nuclear warfare until we can trust his mental state.</p> </blockquote> <p>That is not even approaching the point. Trump made a completely generic statement about seeking shelter from the hurricane and this guy just starts rambling about how he’s mentally unstable and needs to be checked before he can fire nukes. It’s a total non sequitur.</p>

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Bored, Crazy, and Dude: probably look like 14m Reply leo_the_kid__@angelinag 73 your name says it all.. angeliNAG ..your a bored nag .it's typing on a cellphone not an essay and your not a teacher your a 16 yr old lesbian who's secretly insecure about being a lesbian so you have to make sure everyone knows your a lesbian like every other 16 yr old lesbian. Until you have a degree in grammar fuck off until then tho I'll write you're on a bunch of balls and throw them out you constantly so you can understand how annoying your grammar corrections are..PS I can guarantee l'm much more educated then you are..I just type quickly on phones..l hope you choke on your grapefruit and black coffee your having for breakfast..nerd 13m Reply Holy shit what is wrong with people, this just happened in my comments. This is an adult, who is trying to tell a 16 year old on the internet to choke. Like holy crap dude calm down. Also you keep rambling about how educated you are and your degree in grammar, but you used the wrong form of you're. Seriously people are fucking crazy and getting away with it cause it's the internet, I'm not tolerating that anymore. If I see some fucked up shit in the comments I'm gonna put it out there, cause it's not okay for a grown man to tell a 16 year old to choke and insult their sexuality for having a different opinion I did not sign up for this, I'm trying to post some memes, I really wish everyone in the comments would stop fighting. Why don't people in the compliments ever compliment me each other. Just once I wish I would look in the comments and see something like @ random person I really like your haircut.
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Dieting, Food, and Journey: 2015 Sept 235lbs @halfmybody 157lbs 2015 to 2017 Life update: So it looks like I have lost all my before pictures and actually all personal pictures I ever had. So, sorry I have been quiet for a few weeks. I'm obviously more upset about all my personal pictures, but it means that with this 'weight loss' account, I really just have the pictures I've already used as my 'befores' (I have some extra on a Dropbox but I had so many videos😞). I feel it sucks as, when times get hard, I found that my before pictures really help me with my own motivation and it reminds me how far I have come. But anyway, I don't want to harp on 😅 I was thinking maybe though it's a sign (trying to be positive here!) it could be a sign as to what I've been thinking for a while as to move this page towards more lifestyle and maybe even show my face at some point😀 I've been kinda anonymous for 18 months, I have never posted a selfie, or 'outfits of the day' or shown you if I have a pretty nail colour! I think those things are fun though?!! I used to feel conscious taking a picture of my outfit or something like that or sharing more personal stuff going on in my life. I would love to start though! I'm really feeling more confident lately and feel I have come so far with this (weight loss) journey maybe this is a new chapter! I will see how it goes! I will still be mostly posting lots of healthy food though and weight loss updates! I'm rambling. Anyway, I hope you know what I mean and I'm just trying to be positive about this picture thing 😭😂 Thanks for listening. So much love for you guys💘 . . weightlossjourney weightloss fitnessmotivation weightlossmotivation fitgirls fitlife losingweight fatloss slimmingworld weightlosstransformation weightwatchers dieting diet fitnessjourney fitspiration fattofit iifym keto bodypositive beforeandafterweightloss bbg beforeandafter transformation instafitness progress healthyliving slimmingworldjourney keepgoing
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Sorry, Tumblr, and Thank You: #BAOPU 15 IF Yoy WANT To SAY DON'T SAY THANK you SoRrų IF you WANT TO SA THANK you SoRRY I'M ALwAYS LATE FoR youe PATIENCt COOL SoRRY l'M NOT MAKING A LOT OF SENSE UNDERSTANDING ME. IF YOU WANT ד 0SAY SoRRy ' KIND OF THANk You FOR SPENDING TIME wiTH ME A DRAG. COUR l'NM SoaRY IF You wANT TO sAv DON'T SAY SORRY ,, JUST RAMBLING THANK You FoR LISTENING E You WANT TO SAY DON'T SAY SoRRY I TAKE FoR APPRECIATING SPACE- ME iF You WANT To SAY ON'T SAY THANK You FoR HAVING HOPE IN ME THIS WHOLE SORRY SUCH A DIS APPOINT ME APPRECIATE THE OTHERS FoR WHAT THEY HAVE ALREADy DONE, DON'T APoLoGIZE FoR SimplY EXST ING. THANK You BtCAUSE IT OR NOT. <p><a href="http://silverswirl.tumblr.com/post/161728105428/lastlips-joemoc-tongueturner-via-saturday" class="tumblr_blog">silverswirl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://lastlips.tumblr.com/post/134334516583/joemoc-tongueturner-via-saturday-morning" class="tumblr_blog">lastlips</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joemoc.tumblr.com/post/134216673800">joemoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tongueturner.tumblr.com/post/134147610436">tongueturner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.autostraddle.com/saturday-morning-cartoons-baopu-15-318590/">Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15</a>) by <a href="http://yaoxiaoart.tumblr.com">Yao Xiao</a></p> <p>words to remember </p> </blockquote> <p>This is so good. I try to be mindful of things like this but it can be hard if you feel self-conscious about your feelings in the first place!</p> </blockquote> <p>So important</p> </blockquote> <p>This has changed the way I communicate so much, I think about this post all the time, you guys have no idea</p> </blockquote>

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Boxing, Cars, and Football: WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? According to your Zodiac sign you have a disposition for certain hobbies You may not necessarily have these hobbies but your inclinations lie towards them. CAPRICORN BORN.-Gardening. Nature Study. Rambles in the countryside. Making things of almost any kind. Chemistry. Physics. AQUARIAN BORN.-Aviation, ranging from actual flying to making aeroplane models. Gliding. Constructing all kinds of articles. Painting pictures. Drawing. Needlework. PISCES BORN.-Traveling, especially by sea. Photography. Construct- ing and using wireless apparatus. Making electrical apparatus. Theater-going and amateur theatricals. Arts and crafts (girls). cars. Sight-seeing. Making things. Reading. Arts and crafts (girls). of houses. Walking. Golf. Swimming. Collecting antiques ARIES BORN Traveling, touring. Anything connected with motor TAURUS BORN. Constructive hobbies, from wireless to the building GEMINI BORN. Likely to be interested in inventions. Good at solving puzzles. Football. Tennis. Nature rambling. Girls have a bent for household duties, such as cooking, needlework, etc CANCER BORN.-Interested in the wonders of the world. Anxious to see things and people. Music. Reading. Collecting antiques. Almost any outdoor game. Girls are fond of needlework of the finer kinds. LEO BORN.-Hobbies allied to the daily work. Intellectual reading, especially anything bearing on historical matters. Going about. Golf Swimming. Making things of an artistic nature. VIRGO BORN. Indoor games. Making and repairing household articles Good at manual activities, from playing the piano to constructing toys. Prefers to be amused indoors than out in the open LIBRA BORN.-Doing things to keep the home ship-shape. Football. Cricket. Photography. Reading. Wireless. Needlework and knitting (girls) SCORPIO BORN.-Scientific recreations of all kinds. Keeping pets Nature rambling. Girls take a keen interest in household duties. Card playing. Seeing people. Dabbling in mysterious matters, such as thought reading, table-rapping, seances, etc. SAGITTARIAN BORN. -Hobbies of an intellectual character. Walking. Outdoor sports. Boxing. Nature study. Keeping pets. Reading. yesterdaysprint:Everybody’s Book of Luck, ca. 1920

yesterdaysprint:Everybody’s Book of Luck, ca. 1920

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