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Advice, Bad, and Chill: please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don't have sex with murderers ao3tagoftheday: nyocanada15: ao3tagoftheday: infinty-forest: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don’t have sex with murderers”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: “Don’t have sex with murderers” is an important safe sex tip #mod ej#death#violence#wear condoms for fucks sake#and don’t have sex with murderers#I mean#if you insist on having sex with murderers#please wear a condom while doing so#or get the murderer to wear a condom#whichever is applicable#although fuck that internal condoms are a thing#and you personally are responsible for your sexual health#but even if condoms are involved#fucking murderers is still a bad idea#don’t do it#this has been an absurdist episode of#mod ej gives advice#submissionOP’s tags are always a gift. I just realized I left out a really important piece of information:Some murderers will try to persuade you to have sex with them. They may do this by murdering people while shirtless and listening to classical music. They may also describe the feeling of murdering someone in suspiciously sensual terms. Some murderers may tell you they are tortured by their inner demons and that only your love can keep them from continuing their bloody rampage. Do not be fooled! Do not have sex with them, even if they smile in a predatory yet irresistibly attractive way! You have a right to assert yourself in defense of your own sexual health! What the fuck MOD EJ Friend. What kind of blog do you think you’re following, my dude? Why the fuck would you think I’m sane, bro? I started an argument about corpses having casual sex. I looked up scientific articles about bat cunnilingus. I just finished making a shirt that says “Turtles Don’t Fuck.” I have no chill, buddy. I am not even in the vicinity of fucking around. When given the opportunity to be ridiculous, I don’t just take it, I grab it with both hands, shove it in my mouth, suck it till it comes down my throat, swallow, and then shit this bizarre fucking content right onto my keyboard and slam that motherfucking post button!So nyocanada15, my friend, my buddy. I don’t understand. Please explain this to me. Why is this gentle reminder to young people who might be manipulated into unsafe sexual behavior by murderers who can “see the darkness within them” or some shit like that—why is this your breaking point? Why is it only now that you stop and say “what the fuck mod ej”? Haven’t I earned that already!?
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Arthur, Chelsea, and Come Over: Nic Sampson @NicSampson A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Download Girl EXPLICIT The Internet, KAYTRANADA Ego Death Let's Get It Started The Black Eyed Peas . Let's Get It Started Come Over Here Joshua Ticsay Rhythm and Greens Lie Down EXPLICIT James Arthur James Arthur (Deluxe) On My Bed My Revolver. My Revolver Take Off Your Dress Clifton Chenier Bogalusa Boogie Wait NoMBe. Wait Girl The Internet Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY What's That Sound The Beatangers Get Up Everybody EP In the Wardrobe Trip Inside Me Open One of the Doors I Heard An Owl Carrie Newcomer The Gathering Of Spirits Oh Shit! Eptic, FuntCase. Rampage She Keeps Bees Eight Houses Attacking Me The Sharpee's . Strangers Scratching and Screaming Chelsea Grin Self Inflicted (Deluxe Edition) Swooping Matthew O'Nei Cabinamaneous Girl The Internet ) Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Clawing My Skull the Stupid Stupid Henchmen . Carbombs Are Cool Get Out Fly My Pretties The Return of Fly My Pretties Oh Shit!! EXPLICIT Injury Reserve Floss More Jess Best Kid Agairn Owls SwuM . Runway Everywhere Michelle Branch . The Spirit Room (U.S. Version) EXPLICIT Kendrick Lamar. Disturbed Achtung Samurai We Are. The Nest Girl The Internet Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Save Yourself, l'll Hold Them Back EXPLICIT My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Hooting & Howling Wild Beasts Two Dancers Owls. Shadows. Tears. Epik High [e]motion Screams Blue Oyster Cult Blue Oyster Cult Then Brad Paisley American Saturday Night Nothing The Script . Science & Faith Nothing but the Rain Carcer City Infinite // Unknown and EXPLICIT EDEN. i think you think too much of me Owl Hoots and Insects at Night Girl. The Internet ) Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library
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CoCo, Doctor, and Gif: FANDOMETRICS SMOVILS MOV <h2>Movies</h2><p><b>Week Ending April 16th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/infinity%20war">Avengers: Infinity War</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/black%20panther">Black Panther</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/love%20simon">Love, Simon</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/a%20quiet%20place">A Quiet Place</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/call%20me%20by%20your%20name">Call Me By Your Name</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/coco">Coco</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20last%20jedi">Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thor%20ragnarok">Thor: Ragnarok</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/doctor%20strange">Doctor Strange</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/guardians%20of%20the%20galaxy">Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rampage"><b>Rampage</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/pacific%20rim">Pacific Rim Uprising</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/wonder%20woman">Wonder Woman</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ready%20player%20one">Ready Player One</a> <i><i>−9</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lotr">Lord of the Rings</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20incredibles"><b>The Incredibles 2</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/zootopia">Zootopia</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20maze%20runner"><b>Maze Runner: The Death Cure</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/moana"><b>Moana</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/deadpool">Deadpool 2</a> <i><i>−9</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full pinned-target" data-orig-height="235" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="hughxjackman:Nl4udKak6DPBrTZFvc_TQA:ZZGTMy2X0Xd_a"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2ff021cff59cf0a62ae84778b75f355/tumblr_p73td7k0cb1qbwrnuo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="235" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
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Cars, Crazy, and Fucking: jerkin2urvoice "l promise l won't get too crazy tonight" 3 drinks later: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s... prisonofteeth Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn't destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having "junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line" "On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge's widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer's disputes" Marvin didn't hurt anyone in his rampage. Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt. His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business, and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero. Too crazy (i.imgur.com)
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Cars, Crazy, and Fucking: jerkin2urvoice "l promise l won't get too crazy tonight" 3 drinks later: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s... prisonofteeth Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn't destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having "junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line" "On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge's widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer's disputes" Marvin didn't hurt anyone in his rampage. Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt. His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business, and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero. <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/172768287129/too-crazy" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Too crazy</p></blockquote>
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Cars, Crazy, and Fucking: "I promise l won't get too crazy tonight" 3 drinks later: abmoms Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s... prisonofteeth:Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn’t destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop. Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line“On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge’s widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer’s disputes”Marvin didn’t hurt anyone in his rampage. Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt.His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business, and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero.
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Cars, Crazy, and Fucking: jerkin2urvoice "I promise l won't get too crazy tonight" 3 drinks later: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s... prisonofteeth Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn't destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop. Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having "junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line "On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge's widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer's disputes" Marvin didn't hurt anyone in his rampage Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt. His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero. This guy is a legend.
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Cars, Crazy, and Fucking: jerkin2urvoice "I promise l won't get too crazy tonight" 3 drinks later: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s... prisonofteeth Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn't destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop. Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having "junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line "On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge's widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer's disputes" Marvin didn't hurt anyone in his rampage Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt. His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero. This guy is a legend.
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Cars, Crazy, and Fucking: jerkin2urvoice "l promise l won't get too crazy tonight" 3 drinks later: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s... prisonofteeth Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn't destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having "junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line" "On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge's widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer's disputes" Marvin didn't hurt anyone in his rampage. Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt. His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business, and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero. <p>Too crazy via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2GIwg4J">https://ift.tt/2GIwg4J</a></p>
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Cars, Crazy, and Fucking: "I promise l won't get too crazy tonight" 3 drinks later: abmoms Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s... prisonofteeth: Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn’t destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop. Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line“On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge’s widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer’s disputes”Marvin didn’t hurt anyone in his rampage. Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt.His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business, and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero.
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cnn.com, Fire, and Memes: U.S: NEWS NEWS UPDATE Feb 15 | A detailed look at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting. Yesterday afternoon, 19 year-old Nikolas Cruz opened fire inside Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. The shooting resulted in 17 fatalities which included students and adults. Cruz is being charged with 17 counts of premeditated murder. ___ The shooting began around 2:40 pm, shortly before school dismissal time. The gunman wore a gas mask into the school, armed with an AR-15 rifle, smoke grenades, and “countless magazines,” officials report. The gunman set off the fire alarm, causing students and teachers to crowd the hallways as he began shooting. He then ducked out of the building by hiding between crowds of students. By the end of the initial shooting rampage, the suspect had killed 12 people inside the school, before killing an additional three outside, including someone standing on the street corner. Two more victims died from their injuries in local hospitals. ___ Nikolas Cruz was arrested in a neighboring city known as Coral Springs just a few miles from the school. Cruz had previously attended Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, but was expelled for issues that school officials have declined to specify. Other students and members of the school have noted that Nikolas Cruz exhibited “troubling” behavior, and often demonstrated possession of weapons on his social media pages. ___ Since the Sandy Hook school shooting in 2012, there have been at least 239 school shootings nationwide. In these 239 shootings, 438 people were shot, 138 of which died. ___ Jerry News has elected to not share photos of the gunman. ___ Footage - photos: NYT, WSJ, CNN

Yesterday afternoon, 19 year-old Nikolas Cruz opened fire inside Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. The shooting res...

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Bad, Children, and Fire: IS HE DOING IT ON PURPOSE? When a client of mine tells me that he became abusive because he lost control of himself, I ask him why he didn't do something even worse. For example, I might say, "You called her a fucking whore, you grabbed the phone out of her hand and whipped it across the room, and then you gave her a shove and she fell down. There she was at your feet, where it would have been easy to kick her in the head. Now, you have just finished telling me that you were 'totally out of control' at that time, but you didn't kick her. What stopped you?" And the client can always give me a reason. Here are some common explanations "I wouldn't want to cause her a serious njury. " "I realized one of the children was watching." "I was afraid someone would call the police." "I could kill her ifI did that." "The fight was getting loud, and I was afraid neighbors would hear." And the most frequent response of all: "Jesus, I wouldn 't do that. I would never do something like that to her." The response that I almost never heard-I remember hearing it twice in fifteen years-was: "I don't know." These ready answers strip the cover off of my clients' loss-of-control excuse. While a man is on an abusive rampage, verbally or physically, his mind maintains awareness of a number of questions: "Am I doing something that other people could find out about, so it could make me look bad? Am I doing anything that could get me in legal trouble? Could I get hurt myself? Am I doing anything that I myself consider too cruel gross, or violent?" A critical insight seeped into me from working with my first few dozen clients: An abuser almost never does anything that he himself con siders morally unacceptable. He may hide what he does because he thinks other people would disagree with it, but he feels justified inside. I can't remember a client ever having said to me: ""There's no way I can defend what I did. It was just totally wrong." He invariably has a reason that he considers good enough. In short, an abuser's core problem is that he has a distorted sense of right and wrong. sergle: i’m reading why does he do that and this last part has been ON FIRE, i am hollering in my house.
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Arthur, Chelsea, and Come Over: Nic Sampson @NicSampson A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Download Girl EXPLICIT The Internet, KAYTRANADA Ego Death Let's Get It Started The Black Eyed Peas . Let's Get It Started Come Over Here Joshua Ticsay Rhythm and Greens Lie Down EXPLICIT James Arthur James Arthur (Deluxe) On My Bed My Revolver. My Revolver Take Off Your Dress Clifton Chenier Bogalusa Boogie Wait NoMBe. Wait Girl The Internet Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY What's That Sound The Beatangers Get Up Everybody EP In the Wardrobe Trip Inside Me Open One of the Doors I Heard An Owl Carrie Newcomer The Gathering Of Spirits Oh Shit! Eptic, FuntCase. Rampage She Keeps Bees Eight Houses Attacking Me The Sharpee's . Strangers Scratching and Screaming Chelsea Grin Self Inflicted (Deluxe Edition) Swooping Matthew O'Nei Cabinamaneous Girl The Internet ) Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Clawing My Skull the Stupid Stupid Henchmen . Carbombs Are Cool Get Out Fly My Pretties The Return of Fly My Pretties Oh Shit!! EXPLICIT Injury Reserve Floss More Jess Best Kid Agairn Owls SwuM . Runway Everywhere Michelle Branch . The Spirit Room (U.S. Version) EXPLICIT Kendrick Lamar. Disturbed Achtung Samurai We Are. The Nest Girl The Internet Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Save Yourself, l'll Hold Them Back EXPLICIT My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Hooting & Howling Wild Beasts Two Dancers Owls. Shadows. Tears. Epik High [e]motion Screams Blue Oyster Cult Blue Oyster Cult Then Brad Paisley American Saturday Night Nothing The Script . Science & Faith Nothing but the Rain Carcer City Infinite // Unknown and EXPLICIT EDEN. i think you think too much of me Owl Hoots and Insects at Night Girl. The Internet ) Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library
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