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Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41 .d 70% 1:17 AM Saturday 1140 PM all i want to know is if that pic is photoshopped oh fuck wait the rest of them are i didn't even notice that Or maybe l actually died in a selfie related shark attack In 2018 anything's possible fr tho you got some quality photoshop skills Though my usual Tinder claim to fame is my poetry writing Gimme a format pick between Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss poem and then l'd need a topic oh shit seuss for sure write aboutittt stupid frat boys Today 1:13 AM At Who University's campus downtown, studious students awaited sundown For during the day they're the learning ish sort. but after night fell? Watch Fraternity At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped into view A stack of red cups looming tall on his the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls He saw a lone girl and assessed her cup size and then, in this order, gawked ass, chest and eyes He waltzed in on over and offered her and said "come with me, oh the places you'll cum! They snuck to a bedroom and passed Mister Grinch whose hazing machine dragged six pledges by winch. Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges and doubly increased their fraternity Just by the hazing in haze of his own, the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned. A pledge wandered up.. 'there's something I need. The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the We ve got Xannys and Mollys and cocaine galore and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4 There's indicas, indigos, everywhich and every eigth bought, have a free hit of speed Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill and then followed up with Pill Red and Pill Blue His world washed away as he tripped for three hours hearing small voices that spoke from puff fiowers. The Cat in the Frat roled off well what's-her-name and let her slip out with red visible He looked at his sheets and saw stains left by beer, and thought should I was them? Oh, maybe next year He'd wanted a girl from each stop on Srat Row with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more to go, He put back the condom he told her he'd wear And then set on foot for the cleanup The party had ended and Whos had gone home, with red cup footsteps creaking sticky beer foam Sprawled on the floor was that poor Sam I Am, and someone's puked-up rancid green eggs and ham. The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning which rolled and ka-sputtered its way through the scene Its arms and gloved hands dusted swept, and wipe dried and even did know to turn Sam on his At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu, The party lifecycle began thus anew. Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday drew near... The Cat had to run and go buy some more beer THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OH MY FUCKINF GOD I LVOE YOU Type a message Frat Life
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Amazon, Philadelphia Eagles, and Friday: RIOT FEST AND CARNIVAL E2CHICAGO, ) ILLINOIS DOUGLAS PARK 11-13 019 RIOTFEST.ORG R TICKETFLY.COM FRIDAY, SEPTEMB R 11 NO DOUBT FAITH NO MORE MOTORHEAD ICE CUBE&SPECIAL GUESTS TT M ALKALINE TRIO COHEED AND CAMBRIA FLOGGING MOLLY SLIGHTLY STOOPID THRICE DIRTY HEADS ANTHRAX EAGLES OF DEATH METAL AGAINST ME! BAYSIDE MEST ATREYU LEE SCRATCH PERRY THE EXPENDABLES LIVING COLOUR FISHBONE DEATH MARIACHI EL BRONX EVERY TIME IDIE REAL FRIENDS 88 FINGERS LOUIE MUSTARD PLUG INTO IT OVERIT POST MALONE WITH FKI CHEF SPECIAL BARB WIRE DOLLS THE COATHANGERS PRAYERS SPEEDY ORTIZ WHITE MYSTERY GROUND UP SKINNY LISTER DIRTY FENCES ALEX WILEY HEEMS PSALM ONE DREAMERS FAULKNER ELLZAPOPPINCRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 RANCID PERFORMING AND OUT COME THE WOLVES BILLY IDOL TAKING BACK SUNDAY SYSTEM OF A DOWN IGGY POP DRIVE LIKE JEHU MERLE HAGGARD ALEXISONFIRE THE ACADEMY IS... PERORMING ALMOS THE LAWRENCE ARMS ECHO& THE BUNNYMEN BOOTSY COLLINS RUBBER BAND THE DAMNED PENNYWISE DESAPARECIDOS THE JOY FORMIDABLE THE DEAD MILKMEN THE THURSTON MOORE BAND FIDLAR MILLENCOLIN AMERICAN NIGHTMARE SWERVEDRIVER GWAR LIFETIME JOYCE MANOR CIV THE MOVIELIFE STEVE IGNORANT AND PARANOID VISIONS THE DEAR HUNTER THE ATARISATS EXT ours MODERN LIFE IS WAR PERFORMING WITNESS FIT FOR RIVALS FLATFOOT 56 TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET CHON COUNTERPUNCH DIRECT HIT! SLEEP ONIT THE BROKEDOWNS MEAT WAVE ELWAY INDIAN HANDCRAFTS PEARS CLOWNS DIE SELLOUTZ HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA MAYDAY PARADE BABES IN TOYLAND SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 MODEST MOUSE THE PRODIGY SNOOP DOGG PERFORMING DOGCYSTYLE DAMIAN JR.GONG MARLEY TENACIOUS D RODRIGOY GABRIELA L7 STEPHEN "RAGGA" MARLEY KONGOS CYPRESS HILL YELAWOLF THE AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA DE LA SOUL ANDREW MCMAHON IN THE WILDERNESS NEW POLITICS JIMMY CLIFF ANDREW W.K LESS THAN JAKE MORGAN HERITAGE DOOMTREE HUM TARRUS RILEY THE DWARVES CUTS&PUSSY TOMMY STINSON KEVIN DEVINE JO MERSA ALVVAYS THE WHITE BUFFALO BLACK-AM-I SKIP MARLEY KNUCKLE PUCK JAZZ CARTIER HAVE MERCY SUPERHEAVEN FOXING BEACH SLANG CAYETANA BLIS NORTHERN FACES SOUVENIRS SKATING POLLY SIGNALS MIDWEST MODERN CHEMISTRY TASHA THE AMAZON FOXTROTT TWIN RIVER INDIAN SCHOOL THE MUNICIPAL DRAINAGE PROJECT HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE RIOT FEST 2013 LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE 107 lost fm System of a Down headlines @Riot_fest tomorrow at 8:45pm. Get tix now: http:-bit.ly-1M1ZatS RIOTFEST systemofadown
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Amazon, Chicago, and Drugs: RIOT FEST AND CARNIVAL n Scenic DOUGLAS PARK BCHICAGO ILLINOIS 11-13 01 RIOTFEST.ORG の TICKETFLY.COM OR FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 NO DOUBT FAITH NO MORE MOTÖRHEAD ICE CUBE&SPECIAL GUESTSSRUTTACOMPTON RX ALKALINE TRIO COHEED ANDCAMBRIA FLOGGING MOLLY SLIGHTLY STOOPID THRICE DIRTY HEADS ANTHRAX EAGLES OF DEATH METAL AGAINST ME! BAYSIDE MEST ATREYU LEE SCRATCH PERRY THE EXPENDABLES LIVING COLOUR FISHBONE DEATH MARIACHIEL BRONX CIV EVERY TIME I DIE REAL FRIENDS 88 FINGERS LOUIE MUSTARD PLUG INTO IT. OVER IT. POST MALONE WITH FKI CHEFSPECIAL MARMOZETS BARB WIRE DOLLS THE COATHANGERS PRAYERS SPEEDY ORTIZ WHITE MYSTERY MAIN ATTRAKIONZ GROUND UP SKINNY LISTER ALEX WILEY HEEMS PSALM ONE DREAMERS FAULKNER HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 SYSTEM OF A DOWN IGGY POP RANCID PERFORMING AND OUT COME THE WOLVES BILLY IDOL TAKING BACK SUNDAY OST HERE THE LAWRENCE ARMS ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN BOOTSY COLLINS RUBBER BAND THE DAMNED PENNYWISE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA MAYDAY PARADE BABES IN TOYLAND DESAPARECIDOS THE JOY FORMIDABLE THE DEAD MILKMEN FIDLAR MILLENCOLIN AMERICAN NIGHTMARE SWERVEDRIVER GWAR LIFETIME JOYCE MANOR RODRIGO Y GABRIELA DRIVE LIKE JEHU MERLE HAGGARD ALEXISONFIRE THE ACADEMY IS... PERFORMI THE MOVIELIFE STEVE IGNORANT AND PARANOID VISIONS THE DEAR HUNTER THE ATARIS RATRE2x MODERN LIFE IS WAR PERFORMING WITNESS FIT FOR RIVALS FLATFOOT 56 TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET CHON COUNTERPUNCH DIRECT HIT! DIRTY FENCES SLEEP ON IT THE BROKEDOWNS MEAT WAVE ELWAY INDIAN HANDCRAFTS PEARS GATEWAY DRUGS CLOWNS DIE SELLOUTZ THE ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 MODEST MOUSE THE PRODIGY SNOOP DOGG PERFORMING DOGCYSTYLu DAMIAN "JR. GONG" MARLEY TENACIOUS D L7 STEPHEN "RAGGA" MARLEY KONGOS CYPRESS HILL YELAWOLF THE AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA DE LA SOUL ANDREW MCMAHON IN THE WILDERNESS NEW POLITICS JIMMY CLIFF NDREW W.K. LESS THAN JAKE THE THURSTON MOORE BAND MORGAN HERITAGE DOOMTREE HUM TARRUS RILEY THE DWARVES0 CUTS& PUSSY TOMMY STINSON KEVIN DEVINE JO MERSA ALVVAYS THE WHITE BUFFALO BLACK-AM- SKIP MARLEY KNUCKLE PUCK JAZZ CARTIER HAVE MERCY SUPERHEAVEN FOXING BEACH SLANG CAYETANA BLIS NORTHERN TWIN RIVER INDIANSCHOOL THEMUNICIPAL DRAINAGE PROJECT HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE ES SOUVENIRS SKATING POLLY SIGNALS MIDWEST MODERN CHEMISTRY TASHA THE AMAZON FOXTROTT SINGLE & MULTI-DAY TICKETS RIOT FEST 2 NOW AVAILABLE! 10! en, 'ennent-V rdia 9傘ー1REx-cound lyR-a., @READER ie moRT田 SIONGBOW REX-GOLIATH Autrst System Of A Down​ is headlining @RiotFest in Chicago on 9-12. Single day tickets on sale now: http:-goo.gl-UACuxQ systemofadown
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Complex, Drugs, and Philadelphia Eagles: RIOT FEST DENVER,/ COLORADO COMPLEX RIOTFEST.ORG OR TICKETFLY.CO AND RODEO FRIDAY AUGUST 28 SYSTEM OF A DOWN IGGY POP ICE CUBE&SPECIAL GUESTSPESPORMINC STRANCHT OUTTA COMPTORMX MOTÖRHEAD COHEED AND CAMBRIA CYPRESS HILL THE AIRBORNE TOXICEVENT ANTHRAX DEATH GRIPS TESTAMENT GWAR THE BLACK LIPS AMERICAN NIGHTMARE THE GET UP KIDS DOOMTREE 88 FINGERS LOUIE BENJAMIN BOOKER CHEF'SPECIAL SPEEDY ORTIZ CAYETANA PRAYERS THE HOTELIER DREAMERS MAIN ATTRAKIONZ INPUT &BROKEN INDIAN SCHOOL THE ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SATURDAY. AUCUST 29 MODEST MOUS PIXIES RUN DMC RANCID PERFORMING. AND OUTCOME THE wOLVES DRIVE LIKE JEHU KONGOS ALKALINE TRIO THRICE COLD WAR KIDS IRATION THE DAMNED EAGLES OF DEATH METAL THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES DESAPARECIDOS THE DEAD MILKMEN THE VANDALS LESS THAN JAKE THE JOY FORMIDABLE CLOUD CULT BAYSIDE SWERVEDRIVER JOYCE MANOR THE BUNNY GANG FIT FOR RIVALS DIRECT HIT! BROADWAY CALLS NORTHERN FACES MEAT WAVE GATEWAY DRUGS SOUVENIRS PEARS SLEEP ON IT THE ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION-HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SUNDAY, AUGUST 30 THE PRODIGY SNOOP DOGG PERFORMING DOGGYSTYLE TENACIOUS D FLOGGING MOLLY L7 EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY BOOTSY COLLINS, RUBBER BAND YELAWOLF BABES IN TOYLAND GZA PERFORMING LIQUID SWORDS DE LA SOUL THE LAWRENCE ARMS NADA SURF REVEREND HORTON HEAT ANDREW:W.K. MILLENCOLIN,乙SECONDS OFF! THE WHITE BUFFALO POST MALONE WITH FKL AZZ CARTIER TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET PUP BEACH SLANG THE MOTH & THE FLAME ELWAY WHITE MYSTERY SKATING POLLY ROZWELL KID FAULKNER DAYE JACK THE ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SODA JERK PRESENTS oa UBER Westword System Of A Down is headlining @riot_fest in Denver on 8-28. Single day tickets on sale now at riotfest.org-denver-tickets systemofadown riotfest
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Complex, Drugs, and Ice Cube: OT FEST END ROD AUGUS DENVER, COLORADO NATIONAL WESTERN COMPLEX 2015 RIOTFEST.ORG OR TICKETFLY.COM SYSTEM OFADOWN MODEST MOUSE THE PRODIGY PIXIES SNOOP DOGG IGGY POP TENACIOUS D ICE CUBE&SPECIAL GUESTS RUN DMC RANCID MOTORHEAD. FLOGGING MOLLY COHEED ANDCAMBRIA DRIVELIKE JEHU L7 EXPLOSIONSIN THESKY KONGOS CYPRESS HILL ALKALINE TRIO THRICE COLD WAR KIDS THE AIRBORNE TOXICEVENT ANTHRAX IRATION BOOTSY COLLINS' RUBBER BAND YELAWOLF BABES IN TOYLAND DEATH GRIPS THE DAMNED EAGLESOF DEATH METAL THEMIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES GZA OK GO DE LA SOUL TESTAMENT DESAPARECIDOS THE DEAD MILKMEN NADA SURF THE LAWRENCE ARMS REVEREND HORTON HEAT ANDREW W.K. GWAR THE BLACK LIPS THE GET UP KIDS AMERICAN NIGHTMARE BAYSIDE SWERVEDRIVER MILLENCOLIN THE VANDALS LESS THAN JAKE THE JOY FORMIDABLE DOOMTREE CLOUD CULT 7 SECONDS. OFF! BENJAMIN BOOKER JOYCEMANOR 88 FINGERSLOUIE THEWHITE BUFFALO POSTMALONEWITHFKI JAZZ CARTIER TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET THE BUNNY GANG SPEEDY ORTIZ PUP BEACH SLANG CHEF SPECIAL THE HOTELIER PRAYERS FIT FOR RIVALS DIRECT HIT! THE MOTH & THE FLAME ELWAY MAIN ATTRAKIONZ CAYETANA BROADWAY CALLS WHITE MYSTERY SKATING POLLY SOUVENIRS NORTHERN FACES DREAMERS PEARS MEAT WAVE ROZWELL KID SLEEP ON IT INPUT&BROKEN FAULKNER GATEWAY DRUGS DAYE JACK INDIAN SCHOOL SystemOfADown will be headlining @riotfest in Denver, Colorado this August. Tickets on sale now at systemofadown.com.

SystemOfADown will be headlining @riotfest in Denver, Colorado this August. Tickets on sale now at systemofadown.com.

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