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Best truck ad I've found to date: POS Chevy Silverado Truck, with Parts $350 image 1 of 7 2004 Chevy Silverado, 1/2 ton, 2WD, auto Here are the details of this truck. First, it is a pile of fucking shit. Do I drive it when I need to? Yes of course I do i drive it to Home Depot, I drive it to my rental properties, I drive it to haul trailers and bad ass shit that real men SHOULD be doing with a pickup truck. Is this the type of truck that you'll buy for your spoiled brat 19 year old son, so he'll take more of your money to do useless shit like tint the windows and put the sickest 20-inch tires and rims on it, so he can score the hottest pussy in town? No it will not do that for you. Or your fucking brat of a son. Second, you are buying this truck for the following reasons; you need a shitty ass Chevy for a few random parts, you have a farm and you need something for your 12 year old workhand to drive back and forth between the laneway and the barn, you want to add another POS vehicle to add to your back yard, you have 200 pounds of tannerite and you want to blow something up, you need a boat anchor, etc. Important facts about this truck: 4.8L V8: that runs like total shit because of a random misfire. Don't know why, dont care to know why, but when it gets bad I take it out on a back country road and beat the shit out of it by running it up to 7000 RPM for a bit, and that seems to clear out the shit enough to get it to run on all 8 cylinders again for about 2 weeks. Automatic transmission: its a peice of fucking shit. Third gear took a shit on me about a year ago a shift solenoid, clutch pack, I dont know I dont care. But here is how I drive it; the little mechanism that shows what gear your in is a peice of shit like everything else and doesn't light up. So I take the shifter thingy and run it all the way down to first gear, and then click it up one gear, and drive everywhere around town in 2nd gear. Fuck all of the other gears except reverse. Random facts that you should know, which makes this truck a huge piece of shit: - windshield is cracked, thereby making it a piece of shit battery works, but i often find its a piece of shit which needs to be jumped -radio is shitty; it doesn't have a CD player, blue tooth, but AM works for you NPR people - Work Truck Package: this means you're a cheap son-of-a-bitch and dont want to pay for the creature comforts that every American selfishly requires these days like fucking air conditioned seats (you'll tell yourself "well its just something else to break and fix" but face it you're just too cheap) Here is some FAQ for you: Q: How often did you change the oil, and do you have the maintenance records? A: I dont change oil. Ever. So fo course there are no maintenance records. Q: Have you completed any work or major repairs? A: The piece of shit gas tank decided to fuck me a couple years ago by dumping gas all over some guys parking lot while I was trying to be a bad ass mother fucker by purchasing a bunch of structural steel. I fixed it with a new fuel pump, fuel lines, and some plumbing from a kitchen sink p-trap drain (no l'm not kidding), and now its runs just as shitty as it did before I left an Exxon Valdez in some poor guys parking lot Q: I have a 1972 Motoski snowmobile thats been sitting in my Uncles hedge row for 23 years. It's serial number is 542, so its collectible. I had someone offer me $2300 for it last year and I turned them down. Would you take this as a trade? A: I have enough pieces of shit and my wife tells me I need to stop collecting more pieces of shit. If you want this truck, I'll only trade for cold hard fucking cash Q: My daughter just turned 18 and is looking for a gentleman in his 40's, who owns a piece of shit truck to take her virginity. Would you consider taking her on a date and then having coitus like relations with her? A: Let me run it by my wife but that shouldn't be an issue. Q: Hello. I am interested in your truck. Everything appears in order, and your asking price is reasonable considering its condition. But, I am wondering if there is anything that isn't a peice of fucking shit? A: If you haven't been able to tell, this truck is nothing more than a huge piece of fucking shit, with a piece of shit engine, piece of shit steering wheel, and piece of shit tires, and piece of shit transmission. It looks like a piece of shit, it drives like a piece of shit, and it handles like a piece of shit. So everything on it, is therefore a piece of shit. Q: My kids have soccer practice at 4:00. I'd like to stop over and look at this truck around 3:30. Will that work for you? A: Let's first start with your kids - good for you that your kids are ambitious and do more than sit on the couch playing video games and with themselves. But I work a lot and i really dont care about your kids. And because I do work a lot, I'm barely ever home. The truck is unlocked and the key is in it. If you want, just come over and start the junk box up and see if this marvel of shitting engineering is something that you want to waste your money on. Just tell me youre coming over so I dont find someone meddling around with my crap unexpectedly and end up beating up the only person who might give me money for this rot box. Q: Chevy had issues with the tailgate linkages breaking inside, which made it impossible to lower the tailgate. Does this truck have the new redesigned tailgate linkage? A: What are you kidding me? You think I would have put forth the effort to make this upgrade? You're fucking high if you do. But when the piece of shit linkage broke on the tailgate, I engineered a new system which is guaranteed not to fuck you when you're trying to unload shit - I cut a hole in it. So now you take your hand, stick it in the hole I made in the tailgate, and pull on the rod thats in there. Fuck you Chevy and your shitting tailgate design! I also just recently did the same thing with the grill when the piece of shit battery died, and the piece of shit hood release cable broke. The photos speak for themselves... If youre interested in buying this truck, this is how this transaction will occur; 1) You contact me and setup a time that is amenable to both of us 2) You show up within 5 minutes of when you say you will 3) You look over the truck, drive it, smell it, taste it what ever you want to do to it 4) If you want it, you hand me $350 cash. Disclaimer; I dont care if you only have $300, I dont care if you think its not worth $350, I dont care if you dont get paid until next week and your baby's mama wants her child support. I really honestly dont care... The reality is this; the scrap yard will give me $350 and this is a decent price for this truck and whatever stupid project you have planned for it. You want the truck you will pay me $350. Your alternative is this: dont bother contacting me and wasting my time. 5) I sign the title, hand it to you, and then remove my plates. 6) You leave and do what ever it is that you want to do with the truck. Last note; this is a legit ad for one of the biggest pieces of shit automobiles I have ever fucking owned. Craigslist wants $5 to post an ad in the "cars and trucks for sale" section and I refuse to spend that kind of money on this shit box, so thats why its in the parts section Best truck ad I've found to date
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