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*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* โ€œTEROME!โ€ *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* โ€œWould you like to share whatโ€™s on your paper since you were obviously finished.โ€ The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* โ€œUhhhhhh, Id rather not.โ€ I say. โ€œFrankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.โ€ *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* โ€œโ€˜Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.โ€™โ€ *sweating intensifies* โ€œโ€˜Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. Gโ€™s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. Itโ€™s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. Iโ€™d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.โ€™โ€ *dabs forehead with towel* โ€œโ€˜Then thereโ€™s this bitch Sara. On God Iโ€™d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.โ€™โ€ *takes a sip of water* โ€œโ€˜All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I havenโ€™t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasnโ€™t there a movie about that shit? Iโ€™m rambling though. Damn Iโ€™m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If Iโ€™m forced to read this aloud then Iโ€™m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.โ€™โ€ *i put the notebook down* โ€œWait, youโ€™ll do what?โ€ The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* โ€œTEROME!โ€ *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* โ€œWould you like to share whatโ€™s on your paper since you were obviously finished.โ€ The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* โ€œUhhhhhh, Id rather not.โ€ I say. โ€œFrankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.โ€ *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* โ€œโ€˜Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.โ€™โ€ *sweating intensifies* โ€œโ€˜Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. Gโ€™s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. Itโ€™s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. Iโ€™d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.โ€™โ€ *dabs forehead with towel* โ€œโ€˜Then thereโ€™s this bitch Sara. On God Iโ€™d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.โ€™โ€ *takes a sip of water* โ€œโ€˜All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I havenโ€™t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasnโ€™t there a movie about that shit? Iโ€™m rambling though. Damn Iโ€™m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If Iโ€™m forced to read this aloud then Iโ€™m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.โ€™โ€ *i put the notebook down* โ€œWait, youโ€™ll do what?โ€ The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
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Happy Birthday to my hero, John Cena โ™ฅ๏ธ He turned 40 today, and I find that fucking crazy, because Cena was the one who got me into wrestling as a child. I've been watching all my life because my dad had it on all the time when I was growing up, but the farthest I can remember back to when I was about 3 or 4 and the first person I ever saw on wrestling was John Cena, and from that moment on, I fell in love with Cena and wrestling. Growing up I literally had everything of Cena's, the hats, the wristbands, the headbands, the t-shirts, the chains, the jorts, the action figures and toys, the blankets, etc. Hell, I even dressed up as him for Halloween like 3 times ๐Ÿ˜‚ Basically Cena was my childhood hero and he honestly made my entire childhood. And I'll always remember the first time I saw him wrestle live back in 2008, I bought his t-shirt and threw it on so I could wear it the rest of the show, but I remember he teamed with Batista and faced Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, and Manu ๐Ÿ˜‚ I cheered for him the whole time and when he won, I exploded with happiness. But yeah, Cena is the reason why I love wrestling so much and the reason why I aspire to become a professional wrestler one day. I have the upmost respect for Cena and can't thank him enough. I hope to one meet him, and if I'm lucky enough, maybe get to wrestle him, but that be a little too out of the ball park. And even if you're not a Cena fan, you have to respect the living hell out of him โ™ฅ๏ธ And I will admit, I still "Let's Go Cena" at wrestling events ๐Ÿ˜‚ And I might get some hate for posting this, I don't give a fuck, I fucking love John Cena. But again, happy 40th birthday to the GOAT, John Felix Anthony Cena ๐Ÿ™Œ Hopefully he's having a good birthday right now, and is getting that birthday sex from Nikki ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜ @johncena kevinowens chrisjericho romanreigns braunstrowman sethrollins ajstyles deanambrose randyorton braywyatt jindermahal thehardyboyz charlotte shinsukenakamura samizayn johncena sashabanks brocklesnar goldberg bayley alexabliss themiz finnbalor kurtangle payback wwememes wwememe wwefunny wrestlingmemes wweraw wwesmackdown: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT JOHN CENA Happy Birthday to my hero, John Cena โ™ฅ๏ธ He turned 40 today, and I find that fucking crazy, because Cena was the one who got me into wrestling as a child. I've been watching all my life because my dad had it on all the time when I was growing up, but the farthest I can remember back to when I was about 3 or 4 and the first person I ever saw on wrestling was John Cena, and from that moment on, I fell in love with Cena and wrestling. Growing up I literally had everything of Cena's, the hats, the wristbands, the headbands, the t-shirts, the chains, the jorts, the action figures and toys, the blankets, etc. Hell, I even dressed up as him for Halloween like 3 times ๐Ÿ˜‚ Basically Cena was my childhood hero and he honestly made my entire childhood. And I'll always remember the first time I saw him wrestle live back in 2008, I bought his t-shirt and threw it on so I could wear it the rest of the show, but I remember he teamed with Batista and faced Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, and Manu ๐Ÿ˜‚ I cheered for him the whole time and when he won, I exploded with happiness. But yeah, Cena is the reason why I love wrestling so much and the reason why I aspire to become a professional wrestler one day. I have the upmost respect for Cena and can't thank him enough. I hope to one meet him, and if I'm lucky enough, maybe get to wrestle him, but that be a little too out of the ball park. And even if you're not a Cena fan, you have to respect the living hell out of him โ™ฅ๏ธ And I will admit, I still "Let's Go Cena" at wrestling events ๐Ÿ˜‚ And I might get some hate for posting this, I don't give a fuck, I fucking love John Cena. But again, happy 40th birthday to the GOAT, John Felix Anthony Cena ๐Ÿ™Œ Hopefully he's having a good birthday right now, and is getting that birthday sex from Nikki ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜ @johncena kevinowens chrisjericho romanreigns braunstrowman sethrollins ajstyles deanambrose randyorton braywyatt jindermahal thehardyboyz charlotte shinsukenakamura samizayn johncena sashabanks brocklesnar goldberg bayley alexabliss themiz finnbalor kurtangle payback wwememes wwememe wwefunny wrestlingmemes wweraw wwesmackdown
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