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Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683) No.46363786 Anonymous 18 min. ago >be me >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie mom and son come up >absolute units, their hands were fucking round perfectly fucking round, like a baseball little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they came back from Walmart after getting a fish poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the fish food one of those families that has each family member go up to order for themselves hate these kinds of families mama blob starts ordering out of breath from standing in line >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest while ordering could have fucking swore i heard the counter rumble yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant* big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a large diet coke sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the table breathes in sharply struggles to take elbows off of table finally accomplishes the task finally accomplishes the task two huge wet marks take up the register section those are her fucking elbows her elbows actually fucking sweated little blob comes up to order "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries.. *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet Coke *pant* brings fish bowl out onto counter "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate *pant* milkshake >a fucking fishbowl sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill things that aren't McDonalds cups mama blob starts throwing a tantrum "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT TO HIM" maam, we cann >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER go get manager >he just repeats what I said tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to fill it if she wants "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!" "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!" >me and manager stare at each other did she really just say that mama blob sees us looking at each other cont. whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time just looking at us >mama blob hears something turns her body to look backward >a gentle greasy breeze hits me >sees a couple people snickering turns back around "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!" >me and manager stay silent tears start to well up in her eyes could have just been sweat though face turns redder grabs her son's hand "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!" >something deep down told me that wasn't true >pulls her son's hand waddles out hear her panting as she opens the door notice something >me and manager both notice it look at each other there was something brown in the middle of Hammy's ass could it be could it fucking be look at her legs brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg >she sharted >she actually fucking sharted and left a brown trail had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5 minutes janitor almost puked cleaning it up Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake

Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake

Apple, Bad, and Food: >1 , 0:24 / 14:48 1951 Korean War RCI Oldest Cigarette Ever Smoked Accessory Can MRE Food Ration Review Steve1989 MREinfo Subscribe 265,222 717,493 views Add to Share More 1 155 Published on Jan 26, 2016 http://www.mremarketplace.com/ www.mreinfo.com SHOW MORE COMMENTS 1,847 Add a public comment. Top comments daniel lee 8 months ago Hello steve. I'm 83 year old now, I fought in the Korean war. I am Korean. It is so good to see again those Combat Foods Actually i can't remember all of them but the only thing i do know is that chewing Gum. Haha. Yes. That old gum. I always thought it was..differrent flavour. As i remember it tasted like...nearly an apple, but i guess my remembrance isn't that accurate now. One of my friends name was James. Yes he was an US Army, and i guess he was in the 3 company or something...It's too long time ago.So James brouht me that Combat Food one day. I ate them with my Korean soldier friends. Although we did not much know about what that'Coffee' was. Haha. Now i love coffee. I very regret that we didn't drink that coffee. So very Nostalgia...Guessing by your youtube account, your birth year is 1989, right? My grand son has born in the same year. Thank you for uploading this. And very sorry for my bad English. Sincerely in south Korea, from An old veteran. Have a good day steve Show less Reply: 483 View all 22 replies <p>Korean war veteran leaves the most wholesome comment of all time. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2mjOjUj">http://ift.tt/2mjOjUj</a></p>

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