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A Real Woman, Will, and Woman: O Lot Please upvote so a real woman will go out with me, this is totally not for upvotes

Please upvote so a real woman will go out with me, this is totally not for upvotes

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Bad, Funny, and Lazy: This charcoal drawing (i.redd.it) oh boy going through your profile was top of your profile, with 0 upvotes. treat. first off let me copy and paste this gem that you have pinned at the have the right to my personal information and the content of my profile. So, if you'd like to continue browsing my profile you must first give this post (or any of my other posts) platinum. Andt no, I don't mean silver. And no, I don't mean gold. Only platinums. I'm trying to break the Reddit record for having the biggest gold:platinum ratio so golds would ruin it. One more time just to be clear, and if you would like to continue browsing my profile, give this post platinum. And no, you are not allowed to continue browsing my profile without gilding this (or any of my other posts). I won't bother you with the legal techicalities which most of you probably won't understand anyways, but when you agreed to the Reddit TOS you also agreed to not violate anyone's personal information. Thank you in advance for the platinums. (no golds or silvers please). "If you read the TOS of Reddit you'd know that edit: silvers are actually okay as they do not hurt the ratio of platinums to golds. Though I do not care about them. edit 2: you really think you're funny with giving me gold even though I specifically asked for platinums? Not like a few golds will matter anyways lol, I have a few post coming that will give me mountains of platinums of certain subreddits. So yeah you can't really stop me in breaking the platinum:gold ratio record. But hey, at least you tried ;) edit 3: Not a single platinum so far and I've seen countless people replying my to my comments with "After looking at your profile.. .". YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED." ooh boy i hope you don't call the cyber police on me because i violated your rights by looking at information you have posted publicly online. next lets look at this comment you made yesterday. Yeah i was born pretty rich but im almost a milloinare now. alright, you claim to be a millionaire. not impossible, but it is unlikely. lets look further. a month ago you made this comment. You actually couldn't bother saying for instead of 4? You think being lazy is a key to success? Spoiler alert: it's not. You think my ancestor Henry Ford was lazy? He wasn't, and thanks to him I wad born a millionaire and through colleged and some good investments I've nearly tripled my wealth. Well, Cheers ;) so which is it, are you basically a millionaire, or were you born a millionaire and now you have multiple millions? my guess is neither. also the claim that you are a direct descendant of Henry Ford is hilarious. it seems that you frequent r/teenagers11 quite a lot. that's a big red flag that you are indeed a teenager. 28 days ago you claim your girlfiend is a reporter. Why? They're legos. I'm sorry, but if you are sexually attracted by this that is just sick ! I only get attracted by real woman. My current girlfriend is kinda annoying, she keeps asking me for Sex. But I don't break up with her because she is really hot. She is a news reporter but a lot of people tell her she could have been a succesful model. the funny part is that several says before that post you made this one. Why would you want to witness that? Some teenagers are so edgy it's ridiculous. This is why I don't want to have kids and neither does my girlfriend. Though, she probably doesn't want to have them any time soon because having a baby would ruin her body and therefore her modelling career. another obvious lie. and now we move on to my favorite bulls hit post you have made that i took the time to find. here an older post where you claim to lly be a female su odel. I'm a supermodel and I can relate to this. I wouldn't want to ruin my body (thus my modelling career) with having a baby. P.S. if you think I'm a male because my username is u/Wesley_Fo rd 2] you're wrong because that's my husband's name. One of his ancestors was Henry Ford (the guy with car businees or something) and the huge wealth that he had because of that was actually one of the secret reasons I married him >;D Don't tell him though ;) so basically/r/quityourbullshit3]. either you're a bad troll or the loneliest person on earth. does he realize that he has a public post history?
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Cheating, Drinking, and Dude: "The Blissful Virgin" "THE BROKEN CHAD" Has not gotten sleep or shaved much Doesn't care if he smokes, not like a life of mcdonalds Starting to bald, doesn't care "There's no way she's cheating on me, dude" and videogames would be any healthier Happy and complacent Constantly grinning, to appear passive to potential threats Believes the only way to truly succeed is to find esoteric truths Never attempts to think about anything that might unnerve him Enjoys math Embraces collapse Plays whimsical, shallow children's games Doesn't carry any protection, if he did it would probably be OUCH "It's all so painfully real" an iPhone taser Unable to process any meaning in life deeper than "Make yourself feel good" All of his bros are worried about him "So what if it's a robot, it Has watched Bladerunner 2049 several times looks and imitates a real woman bro" Always ready for conflict and chaos Convinced we are progressing towards a perfect society Believes happiness comes from pleasure Doesn't care about authority Stopped having one night stands, realized they will never give him happiness Believes he is more of society because he does weed and is part of "weed culture" unique and hardcore than the rest Believes training the mind and body is a waste of time, purely pragmatic "That Kaczynski guy actually had some good points" Despises weed, too busy drinking sacred mead. Has probably snorted some cocaine. Has trained himself in martial arts, strength, and stamina because pleasure and relaxation only serves to make him angry and sad "I fucking love science" Boots Believes that cool tech will make humanity great. Has watched too much star wars. The Blissful Virgin vs The Broken Chad
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