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Bad, Bad Day, and Work: DREW A V ITALOEA Came home from a really bad day at work and found this from my amazing husband

Came home from a really bad day at work and found this from my amazing husband

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Being Alone, Bad, and Bad Day: My wite and Iwere watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were In bed l turned to her and sald. 'Do you want to have Sex No,'she answered I then said, is that your final answer? She didn't even look at me this time, sim卩ly saying. Yes Sol said. Then I'd like to phone a friend And that's when the fight staried I took my wite to a restaurant The walter for some reason, took my order first 'lI have the rumpsteak, rare, please He said, "Aren't you worrled about the mad cow? Nah, she can order for herselt And that's when the fight started My wife andI were sitting at a table at her high school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table l asked her. "Do you know him? Yes" she sighed He's my old boyfriend. Iunderstand he took to drinking right after we spiit up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since My God I said, Who would think a person couid go on celebrating that long? And that's when the light started. My wite sat down next to me as I was lipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV? I sald, "Dust And that's when the fight started My wite was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming annversary She sald, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 t0 150 in about 3 seconds Ibought her a bathroom scale And that's when the fight started My wite was standing nude looking in the bedroom mirrer She was not happy with what she saw and sald to me I feel horrible: Ilook old lat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment I replied, Your eyesight's damn near periect And that's when the light started. I rear-ended a car this morning the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF He looked up at me and said 1am NOT Happy So I said, Well.which one ARE you then And that's when the fight staried One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift The next year. I didn't buy her a gitt When she asked me why. I replied Well you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year And that's when the light started. <p>Why Divorces Exist</p>

Why Divorces Exist

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