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The Virgin NoFapper vs The Chad Coomer vs The Thad Normal Human Being: The Thad Normal Human Being The Virgin NoFapper The Chad Coomer jerks off maybe once every day or two, idk has messy hair, hoes love it anyway is a christian does not believe in religion due to how fucking pointless and restrictive it is has a receding hairline, combs it back instead of doing a combover, making it look 10x worse doesnt make a big deal about it wears glasses because he played too many video games during his formative years has perfect facial features is his own person is constantly sad is always happy and horny takes antidepressants because he actually thinks they will help goes to therapy because he actually thinks it will help has beautiful pale skin from spending his time indoors mussels, mang has absolutely no vigor or manliness, has pipecleaner arms and a flat ass as a result has zero friends outside of reddit has a small cock due to lack of use as well as a jerks off to porn multiple times per day, gets laid anyway because those two things have absolutely nothing to do with each other actually believes that masturbation has negative physical and mental effects despite every single piece of credible scientific evidence proving otherwise, responds "ok coomer" to any legitimate counter-argument abs are on point posesses a clean-shaven thundercock nobody high bf% cares has weak knees about what he that projects thinks he's hot shit just because he doesnt fap loves the gays and proudly fucks them enormous dislikes homosexuals and transgender people (yet would never talk shit to them in person) amounts of jizz is succeasful and has plenty of friends as well as perfect health, didnt even realize does behind closed doors spent hundreds of dollars on timbs, hates wearing them on his delicate feet and only does so because he has indestructible feet from foot-fisting his many sexual partners on numerous occasions probably goes on too many walks out of boredom, says he does it for "self improvement"reasons, supports israel doesnt follow any cultish ideologies whatever the fuck that means nofap was a thing thinks it will attract women doesnt even need shoes The Virgin NoFapper vs The Chad Coomer vs The Thad Normal Human Being
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the virgin kinkster vs. the chad wet tracksuit enthusiast: The Virgin Kinkster The Chad Wet Tracksuit Fetishist insecure about receding hairline, hides it with a dumb looking hat severely balding, does not give a fuck uploads his own videos of him bathing in various sportwear to YouTube, free and accessible to all pays for porn on websites specifically focused on it from BDSM studios does not require a sexual partner at all, if he chooses to have one it's probably a burly man probably heterosexual, hopes that his kink will make it easier to meet women fetish frequently studied and largely understood by researchers spends hundreds of dollars on BDSM gear he'll probably never use not able to be explained by science whatsoever even the cheapest sportswear is enough to sexually satisfy him for countless hours goes to fetish clubs and bars just to sit by himself doesn't need to even leave his bathroom to fulfill his needs looks fresh as hell tries to avoid getting expensive leather dirty constantly dripping wet with his clothes covered in cum stains looks like a train extremely comfortable, with no need to remove clothes conductor korn fan uncomfortable, needs to undo countless straps in order to get off kink clearly reflects common social power dynamic, probably has an authority complex fetish impossible to even reference with any societal norms regular likeable guy who just happens makes videos of himself spraying his sweatpants with a garden hose easily meets men on obscure forums which have been operating since 2004 thinks liking BDSM makes up for not having a personality tries to meet "kinky" girls on tinder by holding a whip in one of his profile pictures the virgin kinkster vs. the chad wet tracksuit enthusiast
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