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<p>Man Submits The Best Job Application Ever. This Is Genius.</p>: This Is An Actual Job Application Submitted To A Mcdonalds In Florida And They Hired Him For His Honesty NAME: Jeremy Skitt X: Not yet but I'm waiting for the right person DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle- management hostility SALARY: Less than I'm worth MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY?: Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because if it is... no. DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, l'd like to be doing that now DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising <p>Man Submits The Best Job Application Ever. This Is Genius.</p>

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I strive to be as chill as this skeleton. 💀 awesome wordstoliveby chill 📢 Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Want more Did You Know(s)? ➡📓 Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] ➡📱 Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u ➡📩 Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com ➡📩 Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! 📍http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog 📍http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW: did you know? A 2012 excavation in Turkey revealed a 2,000-year-old mosaic that features a super-chill skeleton reclining next to some wine, bread, and the inscription 'Be cheerful, live your life. DIDYOUKNow BLOG coM PHOTO HALIT DEMIRIANDALOUAGENCY I strive to be as chill as this skeleton. 💀 awesome wordstoliveby chill 📢 Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Want more Did You Know(s)? ➡📓 Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] ➡📱 Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u ➡📩 Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com ➡📩 Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! 📍http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog 📍http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW

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reclining: TRUE LOVE AWAITS... WHERE YOU MEET HOW YOU KNOW IT'S THEM FIRST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME DAY OF MONTH YOUR BIRTH A At 6am Their fear of the sky 1 B On your shared birthday C Ina cranberry bog D Under a creaky bridge 2 Their pitch-perfect alto singing voice 3 Their no-nonsense attitude 4 They r an aquarius 5 Their perfectly smooth exterior 6 Extra tooth E On live television F In international waters 7 They'll say "I'm a writer" 8 The smell of a pencil sharpener G Riding same horse H In the Parliament 9 The way they move. Like a rat! In a chamber J In the parlor K At the beach L In the elevator M Reclining in the bird room N On your brand new longboard O On a desert island where it's just u and them and a tree with 3 coconuts P At the voting booth Q At the end of a long journey 10 Their disdain for crime 11 Every finger same length 12 They're pleased to meet you! 13 You have seen them in your dreams 14 Their glistening dorsal fin 15 Their silent footfalls 16 Single freckle 17 You just know 18 Name, and that name is Joshua 19 Their dressy belt!! 20 The sound of glaciers colliding 21 Medium breath 22 You are wearing the same shirt 23 You are sharing the same fishbowl 24 Back of their head looks the same as R During the previews S The Harsh Realm T In a motorcar the front of their head U Cranberry bog V In a marching band W In Berlin?? 25 Their thunderous heartbeat 26 Their untrammeled generosity 27 Their VR helmet X In COURT 28 Neck deep in sand 29 The deafening jingle of their pocket change 30 Their overall aura, like, they're just really special, you can tell 31 Riding same horse Y Opposite corner of wrestling ring Z Late in life ww.TUMBLR.Com/STAFF
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsbeaversandducks.tumblr.com/post/151347373466">catsbeaversandducks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Tombili: Istanbul cat and worldwide meme honoured with statue</b></p> <p>‘Tombili’, a rotund cat beloved by Istanbul’s Ziverbey neighbourhood, has been commemorated by the city authorities after local demand for a tribute to his memory. Tombili - a Turkish word often used for chubby pets - was known by residents of Ziverbey, part of the district of Kadıköy, for his nonchalant demeanour towards people who wanted to play with him. The cat became world famous earlier this year after a photo of him reclining in one of his favourite spots on the pavement was shared thousands of times on social media. Kadıköy’s deputy mayor said in the inauguration ceremony that 17,000 people had demanded a memorial sculpture.</p> <p>Via <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/tombili-istanbul-cat-and-worldwide-meme-honoured-with-statue-a7344671.html">Independent</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/anadolukedisi/">Anadolu Kedisi</a><br/></p> </blockquote>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsbeaversandducks.tumblr.com/post/151347373466">catsbeaversandducks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Tombili: Istanbul cat and worldwide meme honoured with statue</b></p> <p>‘Tombili’, a rotund cat beloved by Istanbul’s Ziverbey neighbourhood, has been commemorated by the city authorities after local demand for a tribute to his memory. Tombili - a Turkish word often used for chubby pets - was known by residents of Ziverbey, part of the district of Kadıköy, for his nonchalant demeanour towards people who wanted to play with him. The cat became world famous earlier this year after a photo of him reclining in one of his favourite spots on the pavement was shared thousands of times on social media. Kadıköy’s deputy mayor said in the inauguration ceremony that 17,000 people had demanded a memorial sculpture.</p> <p>Via <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/tombili-istanbul-cat-and-worldwide-meme-honoured-with-statue-a7344671.html">Independent</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/anadolukedisi/">Anadolu Kedisi</a><br/></p> </blockquote>

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