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Beautiful, Click, and Clothes: a long-running joke Josh Washington fanmix by tumblr user joshuawashinton some nights (intro) I fun. have you listened to me lately? i've been going crazy one more time with feeling | regina spektor everyone takes turns, now it's yours to play the part infinitesimal || mother mother i'm feeling like a big bang, 'cause i've been making something out of nothing the draw | bastille don't listen to your friends, they only care once in a while a sadness runs through him | the hoosiers people are puppets held together with string impossible year | panic! at the disco these nightmares always hang on past the dream brave as a noun || ajj i could go off the deep end, i could kill all my best friends long running joke I nataly dawn you can blame it on flesh-eating monsters or even yourself gasoline | halsey do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me? emperor's new clothes | panic! at the disco flip the switch and watch them run too far gone sir sly i always knew that i was too far gone cry for judas the mountain goats long black night, morning frost, i'm still here but all is lost release me l jack's mannequin now i'm in trouble with these friends of mine up the wolves I the mountain goats there'll always be a few things, maybe several things that you're gonna find really difficult to forgive medicine | daughter you've got a warm heart, you've got a beautiful brain, but it's disintegrating t'll be good | jaymes young i never meant to start a fire, i never meant to make you bleed joshuawashinton: || following josh from the prologue of the game through the end, and then beyond to a chance at redemption that he was denied. ||track listing in photos - click for bigger images!listen on: spotify || playmoss

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Beautiful, Chelsea, and Coldplay: 40+ of the SADDEST SON GS EVER Mainstream and otherwise 1."Hurt" , Johnny Cash ( Written by Nine inch nails.) 2. "Fall from grace", Future Islands 3. "How to disappear completely", Radioheac 4. "Fade to black", Metallica 5. Little sun", Blues pills 6. Everybody hurts", R.E.M 7. Strange fruits", Billy Holiday 8. "Hallelujah", Jeff Buckley (Written by Leonard Cohen) 9."Hero", Regina Spektor 10. Wish you were here", Pink Floyd 11. Polly come home", Robert Plant feat. Alison Krauss 12. "Don't panic", Coldplay 13. "Fade into you", Mazzy star 14. Flatlands", Chelsea Wolfe 15. "Gorecki", Lamb 16."Mother's little helper", Arno (Written by The Rolling stones) 17. The sparrow" , Mastodon 19. Time in A Bottle", Jim Croce 20. Troy", Sinead O'connor 21."Life less ordinary", The Bronx 22·"Suicide Note, Pt. 1",Pantera 23."Do you feel it?", Chaos chaos 24. Family portrait", Pink 25. "Albatross", Fleetwood Mac (Instrumental) 26."Then came the last days of May", Blue Öyster Cult 27."Marrow", YOB 28."1 Will Wait For You", Connie Francis 29."La vie en rose", Edith Piaf 30."The show must go on", Queen 31."Fjara", Solstafir 32. Over my shoulder", MIKA 33. Time", Hans Zimmer (Instrumenta) 34. "A simple mistake", Anathema 35."Changes", Charles Bradley ( Written by Black Sabbath) 36."I started a joke", Bee Gees 37."In the shade of the sun", Kapitan Korsakov 38. "Comforting sounds", Mew 39. Time flies", Vaya con Dios 40."Evil", Interpol 41. "Needle in the hay", Elliot Smith 42. "Cleanin' out my closet", Eminem 43. "Angels, The XX 44."Hutt 45. "The End", The Doors ( Apocalypse Now... That intro.) 46. "Jordan", Rival Sons 47."White Trash Beautiful", Everlast 48. Roads", Portishead 49. Black", Pearl Jam 50. The needle and the damage done", Neil Young erite mile", 16 Horsepower Who wants some feels?

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Adele, Coldplay, and Fire: 40+ of the SADDEST SONGS EVER 1. "Someone Like You, Adele 2. "Stay With Me, Sam Smith 3. "The Heart Wants What It Wants," Selena Gomez 4. "Skinny Love," Bon lver 5. "Hallelujah," Rufus Wainwright 6. "Stay, Rihanna 7. "Everybody Hurts," R.E.M 8. "Good Woman," Cat Power 9. "Samson," Regina Spektor 10. "Breathe Me," Sia 11. "You Were Mine Dixie Chicks 12. "Hey Mama," Kanye West 13. "A Man/Me/Then Jim," Rilo Kiley 14. "Twilight," Elliott Smith 15. The Sounds of Silence," Simon& Garfunkel 16. "Flightless Bird, American Mouth," Iron & Wine 17. "This Year's Love," David Gray 18. "I Will Remember You," Sarah McLachlan 19. "Lost," Michael Bublé 20. "Fix You," Coldplay 21. "Heart," Stars 22. "God Only KnowS," The Beach Boys 23. "Crown of Love," Arcade Fire 24. "Say Something," A Great Big World featuring Christina Aguilera 25. "Gloomy Sunday." Billie Holiday 26. "Mad World," Gary Jules featuring Michael Andrews 27. "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" Death Cab For Cutie 28· "Wish You Were Here," Pink Floyd 29. "Landslide" Fleetwood Mac 30. "Guess I'm Doing Fine," Beck 31. "Brick," Ben Folds Five 32. "Unchained Melody," Righteous Brothers 33. "Goodbye My Lover," James Blunt 34. "Whiskey Lullaby" Brad Paisley featuring Alison Krauss 35. "Something in the Way," Nirvana 36. "River" Joni Mitchell 37. "Creep," Radiohead 38. The Blower's Daughter, Damien Rice 39. "All of Me," John Legend 40. "The Needle and the Damage Done, Neil Young 41. "I Can't Make You Love Me/Nick of Time, Bon Iver 42. "Poison & Wine," The Civil Wars 43. "If You Say So," Lea Michele 44. "John Wayne Gacy, Jr.," Sufjan Stevens 45. "Trouble," Cat Stevens 46. "Make You Feel My Love," Adele LISTEN NOW » Saddest Song Ever!!!

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Apparently, Bitch, and Children: An Incomplete List of Notable Peoplel Delivered Pizza To... tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my curent job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the lttle ever- expanding WTFPIZZA note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh -interesting deliveries So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash. A woman who slipped me a business card (in ieu of tip) for a laser tatto0 removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be. At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice. - An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pead-handled .32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (I do) and also, #1 could load it for her (I didnt). -A group of EMTs hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire. -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the mal system and demanded my social security number so he could report me to the proper authorties A group of young teenage girls (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them. - A hotel room full of badass middie-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them. A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans. Multiple instances of people asking if# I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh) A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter -A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote "get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt. A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot Multiple prank deliveries joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered) - An elderty man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit receipt - A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he works so hard. He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldnt do anything. A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail -A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me. A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully, HIS copy of the receipt. An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and pulling me over to get his pizza. -A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote 0.00 in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the For section A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) al about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dolar order. I dunno. - An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the floor and muttered 1... I don't know... - Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis - A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned to vomit into her mailbox A surly Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a fullgrown woman - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves- everywhere. - A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add. A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear anything he was saying. An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him holowpoint bulets. - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios nstead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag this was so worth reading Souroe: tybaar story time his is. 219,895 notes realy cool actualy Pizza for Strange People
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Apparently, Bitch, and Children: fez igotcthulhu An Incomplete List of Noteable People T 've Delivered Pizzas TO tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery gir, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever- expanding WTFPIZZZA" note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh-interesting deliveries So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far -A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash. - A woman who sipped me a business card (in lieu of tip) for a laser tattoro removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be. - At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice. -An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pear-handled.32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (1 do) and also, if I could load it for her (1 didn't). A group of EMT's hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recenty extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire. -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the mail system and demanded my social security number so he could report me to the proper authorities A group of young teenage gils (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them. - A hotel room full of badass middle-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them. A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans Multiple instances of people asking if I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh) -A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter. A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt. - A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot Multiple prank deliveries (joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered) An elderly man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit receipt -A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he works so hard". He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldn't do anything. - A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+ sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me. - A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double XPI) - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully HIS copy of the receipt -An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and puling me over to get his pizza. A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote 0.00" in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the For section - A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) all about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dollar order. I dunno. An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis -A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned to vomit into her mailbox. -A surty Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a full-grown woman. - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves-everywhere. -A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add. - A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear anything he was saying. -An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him hollowpoint bullets. - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios instead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag. this was so worth reading Source: tybaar #story time aths is.. 219,895 notes realy cool actualy That was a rollercoaster of emotionsomg-humor.tumblr.com
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All Star, Coldplay, and Foo Fighters: ONCE UPON A LER ACT L: WELCOME TO PARADISE ONCE UPON A LER ACT I: SELF-FULFILLED PROPHECY ONCE UPON A LER ACT III LESSON LEARNED ONCE UPON A LER FINAL ACT PLANT LIFE cuntdestroy-ler: Once Upon A Ler: a Once-ler playlist All songs include lyrics and covers. Act I: Welcome To Paradise / Download Welcome To Paradise by Green Day Between You And Me by Marillion Feeling Good by Muse All Star by Smash Mouth Act II: Self-Fulfilled Prophecy / Download Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic The Fallen by Franz Ferdinand I Want It All/We Will Rock You by Queen/Armageddon Oh No! by Marina The Diamonds Puttin’ On The Ritz by Shiny Toy Guns Rock Star by N.E.R.D. Act III: Lesson Learned / Download Long Road To Ruin by Foo Fighters Devil’s In The Detail by The Hoosiers Look What You’ve Done by Jet The World We Live In by The Killers Final Act: Plant Life / Download Plant Life by Owl City Field Below by Regina Spektor Viva La Vida by Coldplay All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers I also wanted to cover the transition between good Oncie and the Once-ler, and maybe try to picture the interaction between the two Once-lers. not necessarily Oncest but I guess it could also be viewed that way. whatever floats your boat I guess: Intermission: Nice Guy with the Wrong Attitude / Download Money To Be Made by The Hoosiers Nice Guys Finish Last by Cobra Starship Diabolic Scheme by The Hives hope you like

cuntdestroy-ler: Once Upon A Ler: a Once-ler playlist All songs include lyrics and covers. Act I: Welcome To Paradise / Download Welcome To...

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