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Food, Guns, and Head: THERES ONLY ONE WAY To KIL AN EMU SCENES FROM THE SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE BACK OF THE HEAD WHILE HIS MOUTH IS CLOSED OR THROUGH THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD WHEN HIS MOUTH IS OPEN" A SOLDIER SEPTEMBER, 1932: A HISTORIC DROUGHT LEADS THE INLAND EMU HORDES TOWARD HUMAN LANDS IN SEARCH OF FoOD. TWEET TWE TWEET W小 (M EARLY OCTOBER: AUSTRALIAN FARMERS ARE DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMES BY BATTALIONS OF RAVENOUS EMUS. TWEET TNEET LATE OCTOBER: A ROYAL AUSTRALIAN İİ OCTOBER 31: THE FIRST BATTLE ARTILLERY DETACHMENT, ARMED OF THE GREAT EMU WAR IS WITH MACHINE GUNS AND 10,000 POSTPONED DUE TO RAIN ROUNDS OF AMMUNITON, IS SENT TO RETAKE THE OCCUPIED FARMS NoVEMBER THE EMUS MOBILITYNOVEMBER 2: MORE THAN 1,000 DURABILITY, AND BLIND PANIC EMUS ESCAPE AN AMBUSH AS TWEET TWEET RENDER THEM VIRTUALLY IMMUNE HUMAN FORCES RELOAD. FEWER THAN To MACHINE GUN BULLETS TWELVE EMUS REPORTED DEAD NOVEMBER 4: ATTEMPTS To KILL THEM WITH TRUCK-MOUNTED GUNS ARE ABANDONED AFTER AN EMU GETS CAUGHT IN A STEERING WHEEL TWEET NOVEMBER 5: EACH PACK SEEMS TO NOVEMBER 8 PARLIAMENT ROLLS HAVE ITS LEADER NOW -A BIG BLACK COLLECTIVE EYES, SUGGESTS ANy TWEET PLUMED BIRD WHICH STANDS FULLY MEDALS SHOULD GO TO EMUS WHO SIX FEET HIGH AND KEEPS WATCH HAVE WON EVERY ROUND So FAR NoVEMBER 9 AUSTRALIA DECLARES DEFEAT, RELINQUISHES OCCUPIED TERRITORY TO NEW EMU OVERLORDS. TWEET O2ols KoRJIN BRIGGS ww VeritableHokum.com optimysticals: dat-soldier: shadowmaat: enrique262: The disastrous Australian Emu War. Someone turned it into a comic. YES. never forget the emu war And the rest of the world is like, “WTF Mate?”

optimysticals: dat-soldier: shadowmaat: enrique262: The disastrous Australian Emu War. Someone turned it into a comic. YES. never for...

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