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        Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Memes: Pink Floyd performing in Venice, 1989
Since its birth, rock music has been seen as a revolutionary force and an agent of social change. But Pink Floyd’s show in Venice on July 15th, 1989, unintentionally resulted in the mayor and the entire city council resigning in the aftermath of their performance.⁣ ⁣ Even before a note was played, residents were up in arms, saying that the vibrations caused by the music had the potential to cause harm to the ancient monuments. So the band, sympathetic to the city, agreed to reduce the volume of its performance from 100 decibels to 60, and performed from a floating barge in a lagoon 200 yards from the square.⁣ ⁣ It was the audience, which numbered 200,000, that did the most damage. Officials said that they left behind 300 tons of garbage, and because the city didn’t provide portable bathrooms, concertgoers relieved themselves on the monuments and walls.⁣ ⁣ The public outrage was immediate. At a public meeting two days later, Mayor Antonio Casellati took defense saying that there was “unusual pressure” from “RAI”, the state-run television network that profited from the concert. But his attempts at spin were shouted down with "Resign, resign, you've turned Venice into a toilet." The Venetians got their wish. Before the end of the week, the entire city council had resigned, taking Casellati — who was elected by a coalition in the council — down with them.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Memes: Pink Floyd performing in Venice, 1989
Since its birth, rock music has been seen as a revolutionary force and an agent of social change. But Pink Floyd’s show in Venice on July 15th, 1989, unintentionally resulted in the mayor and the entire city council resigning in the aftermath of their performance.⁣ ⁣ Even before a note was played, residents were up in arms, saying that the vibrations caused by the music had the potential to cause harm to the ancient monuments. So the band, sympathetic to the city, agreed to reduce the volume of its performance from 100 decibels to 60, and performed from a floating barge in a lagoon 200 yards from the square.⁣ ⁣ It was the audience, which numbered 200,000, that did the most damage. Officials said that they left behind 300 tons of garbage, and because the city didn’t provide portable bathrooms, concertgoers relieved themselves on the monuments and walls.⁣ ⁣ The public outrage was immediate. At a public meeting two days later, Mayor Antonio Casellati took defense saying that there was “unusual pressure” from “RAI”, the state-run television network that profited from the concert. But his attempts at spin were shouted down with "Resign, resign, you've turned Venice into a toilet." The Venetians got their wish. Before the end of the week, the entire city council had resigned, taking Casellati — who was elected by a coalition in the council — down with them.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Community, Fire, and Police: Robert Littal
 Follow
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 Cops Resign After MO Town Elects 1st Black Female Mayor
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 7:15 PM - 19 Apr 2015
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 Refusing to abide by your oath of office bc the mayor is
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Several Missouri cops have resigned after their town elected a black female mayor 
The city of Parma, Missouri, has seen mass resignations 
among the local police force after the city’s first black female 
mayor, Tyrus Byrd, was sworn in on Tuesday. Five of the force’s six officers handed in their resignations to the outgoing mayor — but they weren’t the only ones to quit on the new mayor.


Beyond microaggressions.  
This is what black women have to deal with in any professional situation.  This is the most extreme, but we are constantly having to prove our competence.


I feel for this woman. I really do. 
But those cops who are such racist pieces of shit they refuse to work for a Black woman? Good riddance. Mayor Byrd and the whole community will be better off without them in positions of authority.

Wait, it’s bigger than this. This mayor ran on an anti-corruption platform, and there were a total of twenty people who resigned from various parts of the city - city attorney, police, water supervision.  It’s suspected that they were all linked to the previous mayor and were part of the corruption she was campaigning against. Citizens have been complaining for years about the corruption with the previous Mayor Randall, and it’s suspected that these resignations were from his cronies. 
Which makes her the one of the most effective mayors in the U.S. simply by being elected.


Going through the records to figure out just how corrupt/racist/abusive they were before she stepped into Office and handing out indictments/canceling pensions is gonna be hard enough. But, at least, now she won’t have to fire their asses. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    Community, Fire, and Police: Robert Littal
 Follow
 aso @BSO
 Cops Resign After MO Town Elects 1st Black Female Mayor
 bit.ly/1F41Fdw wia @Tamantha5
 7:15 PM - 19 Apr 2015
 わ ★
 180 RETWEETS 47 FAVORITES

 David Waldman
 @Kagrox
 Follow
 Refusing to abide by your oath of office bc the mayor is
 black tells us everything we need to know about how
 you regarded the oath before.
 8:25 AM-20 Apr 2015
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bilt2tumble:

lisafer:

peroxidepirate:

antilla-dean:


micdotcom:



Several Missouri cops have resigned after their town elected a black female mayor 
The city of Parma, Missouri, has seen mass resignations 
among the local police force after the city’s first black female 
mayor, Tyrus Byrd, was sworn in on Tuesday. Five of the force’s six officers handed in their resignations to the outgoing mayor — but they weren’t the only ones to quit on the new mayor.


Beyond microaggressions.  
This is what black women have to deal with in any professional situation.  This is the most extreme, but we are constantly having to prove our competence.


I feel for this woman. I really do. 
But those cops who are such racist pieces of shit they refuse to work for a Black woman? Good riddance. Mayor Byrd and the whole community will be better off without them in positions of authority.

Wait, it’s bigger than this. This mayor ran on an anti-corruption platform, and there were a total of twenty people who resigned from various parts of the city - city attorney, police, water supervision.  It’s suspected that they were all linked to the previous mayor and were part of the corruption she was campaigning against. Citizens have been complaining for years about the corruption with the previous Mayor Randall, and it’s suspected that these resignations were from his cronies. 
Which makes her the one of the most effective mayors in the U.S. simply by being elected.


Going through the records to figure out just how corrupt/racist/abusive they were before she stepped into Office and handing out indictments/canceling pensions is gonna be hard enough. But, at least, now she won’t have to fire their asses. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Butt, Crush, and Dating: carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
youropinion-iswrong:


lornagonigall:

preciousorgel:

t1nk3r-t0y:

bunney:

bunney:


jellycarp:


sonic-for-real-justice:


transyuri:


justice for mod silver

what the hell is this?!!


♥♡♀mod amy♀♡♥ 




This is a moment in history


WHERES THE FULL LENGTH FILM


Honestly throw back to thisThis was the peak of tumblr

Is

Is this real

Can I get a tumblr history lesson

Tumblr history lesson coming up
alright so its May 30th 2015, and this blog appears out of the blue. It’s a self-proclaimed REAL SJW blog, only they made a point of hating ‘special snowflakes’ aka any gender or sexuality that were not one of the well-known ones. 
They all take the persona of a Sonic character, and at the time of the blog’s creation there were 6: Mods Sonic, Shadow, Amy, Tikal, Tails….and Silver. The blog hadn’t been active for 24 hours before Mod Silver allegedly closed the ask box. As you can see from the rules page at the time, this was a clear violation of the rules:
The other mods were displeased, in particular Mod Amy who ignored his stated reasons for doing so and furiously demanded that he contact her on skype.
Mod Silver was promptly removed from the blog for his first offence, however not before the blog’s followers took note of another rule on the list: Be kind to Mod Silver.
The tumblr masses became angry at Mod Amy’s hypocrisy and called for her to be removed from the blog, starting the trends #IStandWithModSilver and #DownWithModAmy. She responded by saying she had done nothing wrong by disobeying the Mod Silver rule as the rules had been updated after his removal:
This only made Mod Silver sympathizers angrier, increasing the pressure on Mod Amy. The whole thing upset Mods Tails and Tikal greatly, with Mod Tails trying to stand up for Mod Silver and Mod Tikal refusing to pick a side.
At the end of the day, the blog had 10,000 followers, and both Mod Amy and Mod Sonic confirmed that Mod Silver was gone for good. 
BUT WE AREN’T DONE.
The very next day, Mod Tails resigned after alleged harassment by Mod Amy.  Mod Sonic then revealed that he and Mod Amy had been dating in secret. Mod Knuckles was recruited, hoping to be a peacemaker of sorts, and became the only Mod with the authority to change the rules. Later the same day, Mod Tikal was banned from the blog after labeling herself a demigirl, which violated the ‘special snowflake’ rule:
On June 1st, Mod Sally joined the blog, but it simply made things worse as Mod Amy immediately suspected that Mod Sonic might have feelings for them. This caused an argument between the three, with Mod Shadow helping to stir up dust by making posts about Mod Sonic’s supposed crush. Knowing he was likely going to be banned, Mod Shadow then made his final post:
Mod Sonic replied the next day confirming Mod Shadow’s removal. He then changed his name to Mod Super Sonic, and removed Mod Knuckles from the Mod List without warning for a violation of the rules (debated below):
After which Mod Sally resigned, unwilling to put up with all the drama. Mod Amy was then unexpectedly banned by Mod Sonic, who had once again changed his name:
Mod Sonic was now the only Mod left, and nobody knew what he would do next. The answer turned out to be… nothing, as 6 days of inactivity was a violation of the rules, and he left the blog. The story get less interesting from here.
Mods Silver and Shadow returned to the blog alongside new Mods Blaze, Classic Sonic, and Classic Amy (both of which claimed not to be the originals). After a kerfuffle involving Mod Shadow claiming that Mod Silver encouraged hate of Mod Amy (which he then took back), Mods Classic Sonic and Classic Amy were removed for inactivity.
FAST FORWARD TO AUGUST 2016, Mod Shadow became angry when a new Mod refused to pick a Sonic character for the blog, instead choosing Nagito Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa 2. They began arguing immediately:
Since then, the blog has changed its theme to include Dangan Ronpa characters rather than Sonic ones, thought their URL remains the same. PLEASE look up screenshots, there are way more than the ones I included, but this post is long enough already. So ends the tale of Sonic For Real Justice, as I remember it




I’VE BEEN WONDERING FOR SO LONG




they’re a fun gay yugioh blog now

        

            
            

                
                
                    Butt, Crush, and Dating: carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
youropinion-iswrong:


lornagonigall:

preciousorgel:

t1nk3r-t0y:

bunney:

bunney:


jellycarp:


sonic-for-real-justice:


transyuri:


justice for mod silver

what the hell is this?!!


♥♡♀mod amy♀♡♥ 




This is a moment in history


WHERES THE FULL LENGTH FILM


Honestly throw back to thisThis was the peak of tumblr

Is

Is this real

Can I get a tumblr history lesson

Tumblr history lesson coming up
alright so its May 30th 2015, and this blog appears out of the blue. It’s a self-proclaimed REAL SJW blog, only they made a point of hating ‘special snowflakes’ aka any gender or sexuality that were not one of the well-known ones. 
They all take the persona of a Sonic character, and at the time of the blog’s creation there were 6: Mods Sonic, Shadow, Amy, Tikal, Tails….and Silver. The blog hadn’t been active for 24 hours before Mod Silver allegedly closed the ask box. As you can see from the rules page at the time, this was a clear violation of the rules:
The other mods were displeased, in particular Mod Amy who ignored his stated reasons for doing so and furiously demanded that he contact her on skype.
Mod Silver was promptly removed from the blog for his first offence, however not before the blog’s followers took note of another rule on the list: Be kind to Mod Silver.
The tumblr masses became angry at Mod Amy’s hypocrisy and called for her to be removed from the blog, starting the trends #IStandWithModSilver and #DownWithModAmy. She responded by saying she had done nothing wrong by disobeying the Mod Silver rule as the rules had been updated after his removal:
This only made Mod Silver sympathizers angrier, increasing the pressure on Mod Amy. The whole thing upset Mods Tails and Tikal greatly, with Mod Tails trying to stand up for Mod Silver and Mod Tikal refusing to pick a side.
At the end of the day, the blog had 10,000 followers, and both Mod Amy and Mod Sonic confirmed that Mod Silver was gone for good. 
BUT WE AREN’T DONE.
The very next day, Mod Tails resigned after alleged harassment by Mod Amy.  Mod Sonic then revealed that he and Mod Amy had been dating in secret. Mod Knuckles was recruited, hoping to be a peacemaker of sorts, and became the only Mod with the authority to change the rules. Later the same day, Mod Tikal was banned from the blog after labeling herself a demigirl, which violated the ‘special snowflake’ rule:
On June 1st, Mod Sally joined the blog, but it simply made things worse as Mod Amy immediately suspected that Mod Sonic might have feelings for them. This caused an argument between the three, with Mod Shadow helping to stir up dust by making posts about Mod Sonic’s supposed crush. Knowing he was likely going to be banned, Mod Shadow then made his final post:
Mod Sonic replied the next day confirming Mod Shadow’s removal. He then changed his name to Mod Super Sonic, and removed Mod Knuckles from the Mod List without warning for a violation of the rules (debated below):
After which Mod Sally resigned, unwilling to put up with all the drama. Mod Amy was then unexpectedly banned by Mod Sonic, who had once again changed his name:
Mod Sonic was now the only Mod left, and nobody knew what he would do next. The answer turned out to be… nothing, as 6 days of inactivity was a violation of the rules, and he left the blog. The story get less interesting from here.
Mods Silver and Shadow returned to the blog alongside new Mods Blaze, Classic Sonic, and Classic Amy (both of which claimed not to be the originals). After a kerfuffle involving Mod Shadow claiming that Mod Silver encouraged hate of Mod Amy (which he then took back), Mods Classic Sonic and Classic Amy were removed for inactivity.
FAST FORWARD TO AUGUST 2016, Mod Shadow became angry when a new Mod refused to pick a Sonic character for the blog, instead choosing Nagito Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa 2. They began arguing immediately:
Since then, the blog has changed its theme to include Dangan Ronpa characters rather than Sonic ones, thought their URL remains the same. PLEASE look up screenshots, there are way more than the ones I included, but this post is long enough already. So ends the tale of Sonic For Real Justice, as I remember it




I’VE BEEN WONDERING FOR SO LONG




they’re a fun gay yugioh blog now

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Ass, Basketball, and Booty: When a nigga said good game & you
 was on the bench
There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling ya momma suck my dick is disrespectful, but this right here, chief said ain’t it. This will get your ticket punch and teeth knocked straight out. It’s my junior high school basketball team. We nothing but a bunch of brown shirts from 2k. The tallest kid was 5’7 and our Coach, Mr.Andre breath smelled like booty residue. Nigga be yelling out plays and my nose takes a time out. During practice we ain’t do nothing but layup lines and watch him miss shots he said we should make. Lead by example my nigga. We on our way for the first game of the season. The bus ride coach giving us a prep talk but nobody listening. One kid even yelled out” didn’t your wife leave you?”. Like this dude was a joke! We get to the gym and it’s like we in the wrong ball division. They tallest player could slap box God on his knees. These was not no “8th graders”. I look across the court and the coach does a full blown 360 Vince carter dunk with a Backwood behind his ear. I swore I seen one of them pull up with his son. My ass ain’t leave that bench once. Coach was so disrespectful. Half time came and when we headed to the locker room he told me it was best I stayed where I was. Our squad ended up getting smacked 90 to 23. These boys done ran up the score for no reason. One nigga went got his dick suck and came back for buckets. End of game we dapping everyone up. Thier coach came up to our coach like good game. Coach Dre got so heated and tried to throw a hit. Outta no where they 5ft pg with hoop mixtape bunnies hop on our coach back and it was the end for him. Coach Dre got stomped out in the gym. Refs was watching ain’t even passing out techs. We not invited to IS 38 no mo.They had the nerve to say “Good game”. Ain’t shit good about this game. I was more mad about not playing then the L. Coach Andre got stomped out in they home gym. It was quiet bus ride back to school. Coach Andre resigned after we went 0-10. Caption: @genuineguy
        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Basketball, and Booty: When a nigga said good game & you
 was on the bench
There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling ya momma suck my dick is disrespectful, but this right here, chief said ain’t it. This will get your ticket punch and teeth knocked straight out. It’s my junior high school basketball team. We nothing but a bunch of brown shirts from 2k. The tallest kid was 5’7 and our Coach, Mr.Andre breath smelled like booty residue. Nigga be yelling out plays and my nose takes a time out. During practice we ain’t do nothing but layup lines and watch him miss shots he said we should make. Lead by example my nigga. We on our way for the first game of the season. The bus ride coach giving us a prep talk but nobody listening. One kid even yelled out” didn’t your wife leave you?”. Like this dude was a joke! We get to the gym and it’s like we in the wrong ball division. They tallest player could slap box God on his knees. These was not no “8th graders”. I look across the court and the coach does a full blown 360 Vince carter dunk with a Backwood behind his ear. I swore I seen one of them pull up with his son. My ass ain’t leave that bench once. Coach was so disrespectful. Half time came and when we headed to the locker room he told me it was best I stayed where I was. Our squad ended up getting smacked 90 to 23. These boys done ran up the score for no reason. One nigga went got his dick suck and came back for buckets. End of game we dapping everyone up. Thier coach came up to our coach like good game. Coach Dre got so heated and tried to throw a hit. Outta no where they 5ft pg with hoop mixtape bunnies hop on our coach back and it was the end for him. Coach Dre got stomped out in the gym. Refs was watching ain’t even passing out techs. We not invited to IS 38 no mo.They had the nerve to say “Good game”. Ain’t shit good about this game. I was more mad about not playing then the L. Coach Andre got stomped out in they home gym. It was quiet bus ride back to school. Coach Andre resigned after we went 0-10. Caption: @genuineguy
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Ass, Basketball, and Booty: When a nigga said good game & you
 was on the bench
There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling ya momma suck my dick is disrespectful, but this right here, chief said ain’t it. This will get your ticket punch and teeth knocked straight out. It’s my junior high school basketball team. We nothing but a bunch of brown shirts from 2k. The tallest kid was 5’7 and our Coach, Mr.Andre breath smelled like booty residue. Nigga be yelling out plays and my nose takes a time out. During practice we ain’t do nothing but layup lines and watch him miss shots he said we should make. Lead by example my nigga. We on our way for the first game of the season. The bus ride coach giving us a prep talk but nobody listening. One kid even yelled out” didn’t your wife leave you?”. Like this dude was a joke! We get to the gym and it’s like we in the wrong ball division. They tallest player could slap box God on his knees. These was not no “8th graders”. One of them had a son. I look across the court and the coach does a full blown 360 Vince carter dunk with a Backwood behind his ear. I swore I seen one of them pull up with his son. My ass ain’t leave that bench once. Coach was so disrespectful. Half time came and when we headed to the locker room he told me it was best I stayed where I was. Our squad ended up getting smacked 90 to 23. These boys done ran up the score for no reason. One nigga went got his dick suck and came back for buckets. End of game we dapping everyone up. Thier coach came up to our coach like good game. Coach Dre got so heated and tried to throw a hit. Outta no where they 5ft pg with hoop mixtape bunnies hop on our coach back and it was the end for him. Coach Dre got stomped out in the gym. Refs was watching ain’t even passing out techs. We not invited to IS 38 no mo.They had the nerve to say “Good game”. Ain’t shit good about this game. I was more mad about not playing then the L. Coach Andre got stomped out in they home gym. It was quiet bus ride back to school. Coach Andre resigned after we went 0-10.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Basketball, and Booty: When a nigga said good game & you
 was on the bench
There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling ya momma suck my dick is disrespectful, but this right here, chief said ain’t it. This will get your ticket punch and teeth knocked straight out. It’s my junior high school basketball team. We nothing but a bunch of brown shirts from 2k. The tallest kid was 5’7 and our Coach, Mr.Andre breath smelled like booty residue. Nigga be yelling out plays and my nose takes a time out. During practice we ain’t do nothing but layup lines and watch him miss shots he said we should make. Lead by example my nigga. We on our way for the first game of the season. The bus ride coach giving us a prep talk but nobody listening. One kid even yelled out” didn’t your wife leave you?”. Like this dude was a joke! We get to the gym and it’s like we in the wrong ball division. They tallest player could slap box God on his knees. These was not no “8th graders”. One of them had a son. I look across the court and the coach does a full blown 360 Vince carter dunk with a Backwood behind his ear. I swore I seen one of them pull up with his son. My ass ain’t leave that bench once. Coach was so disrespectful. Half time came and when we headed to the locker room he told me it was best I stayed where I was. Our squad ended up getting smacked 90 to 23. These boys done ran up the score for no reason. One nigga went got his dick suck and came back for buckets. End of game we dapping everyone up. Thier coach came up to our coach like good game. Coach Dre got so heated and tried to throw a hit. Outta no where they 5ft pg with hoop mixtape bunnies hop on our coach back and it was the end for him. Coach Dre got stomped out in the gym. Refs was watching ain’t even passing out techs. We not invited to IS 38 no mo.They had the nerve to say “Good game”. Ain’t shit good about this game. I was more mad about not playing then the L. Coach Andre got stomped out in they home gym. It was quiet bus ride back to school. Coach Andre resigned after we went 0-10.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
 April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
 I don’t know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate
Lawn Décor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where
you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with
gnomes! 
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don’t know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt

        

            
            

                
                
                    Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
 April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
 I don’t know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate
Lawn Décor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where
you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with
gnomes! 
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don’t know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Cars, Confused, and Crime: ainaraoftime
 bus drivers who re-open their doors when they
 see someone running towards the stop are
 neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is
 automatically lawful evil
 SOaringsparrows
 chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me
 running to the stop and waited until i was at
 the door to close it and drive away
 43501
 Time to bring back my husband's fucking
 legendary bus story:
 Taking public transport for the first time in over two months, I made my way
 to the stop five minutes early. On my way there, I spotted my bus which
 also happened to be early (the chances ikr) and frantically waved for it to
 wait for me... which it did, up until I tried to board.
 I took a bit of time crossing the road because of some confused traffic and
 when I finally made it, the driver slammed the doors shut in my face and
 took off on me.
 "I am taking this bus!"
 Determined to catch the bus which rused me, seemingly on purpose, I took
 chase, but it quickly became evident that I could not outrun something that
 wasn't made of flesh and bone. Defeated, I crawled back to the bus stop
 and sat down, resigned to my fate of waiting another 45 minutes.
 Then, not one, but two cars (with people inside) pulled up and told me
 about how they'd seen my valiant effort and offered to chase that bus down
 for me. The first I politely declined, but the second man felt responsible for
 slowing me down at the crossing and insisted he take me to the hospital aft
 least as he was picking somebody up from there, anyhow.
 After bonding over a short drive with Mr. Wayne, he dropped me off at the
 medical center and left, presumably to fight crime. A few moments later, the
 same bus arrived at FMC.
 Taking no chances this time, I leapt on board (OK, OK... walked aboard)
 and stared the driver, who looked as though he'd seen a ghost, dead in the
 eye and calmly stated, "I am taking this bus."
 Source: ainaraoftime
Bus drivers
        

            
            

                
                
                    Cars, Confused, and Crime: ainaraoftime
 bus drivers who re-open their doors when they
 see someone running towards the stop are
 neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is
 automatically lawful evil
 SOaringsparrows
 chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me
 running to the stop and waited until i was at
 the door to close it and drive away
 43501
 Time to bring back my husband's fucking
 legendary bus story:
 Taking public transport for the first time in over two months, I made my way
 to the stop five minutes early. On my way there, I spotted my bus which
 also happened to be early (the chances ikr) and frantically waved for it to
 wait for me... which it did, up until I tried to board.
 I took a bit of time crossing the road because of some confused traffic and
 when I finally made it, the driver slammed the doors shut in my face and
 took off on me.
 "I am taking this bus!"
 Determined to catch the bus which rused me, seemingly on purpose, I took
 chase, but it quickly became evident that I could not outrun something that
 wasn't made of flesh and bone. Defeated, I crawled back to the bus stop
 and sat down, resigned to my fate of waiting another 45 minutes.
 Then, not one, but two cars (with people inside) pulled up and told me
 about how they'd seen my valiant effort and offered to chase that bus down
 for me. The first I politely declined, but the second man felt responsible for
 slowing me down at the crossing and insisted he take me to the hospital aft
 least as he was picking somebody up from there, anyhow.
 After bonding over a short drive with Mr. Wayne, he dropped me off at the
 medical center and left, presumably to fight crime. A few moments later, the
 same bus arrived at FMC.
 Taking no chances this time, I leapt on board (OK, OK... walked aboard)
 and stared the driver, who looked as though he'd seen a ghost, dead in the
 eye and calmly stated, "I am taking this bus."
 Source: ainaraoftime
Bus drivers
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Apparently, Friends, and Gym: "He walked downstairs, noticing how his
 limp penis pressed against the front of his
 underwear, his nubile balls dangling hairily
 below
 Manataerys Stormborn
 @SaveTheMayotee
 Follow
 If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male
 writers do
 4:12 PM - Sep 8, 2017 Charlotte, NC
randaness:

persephone-devotee:

probablefox:

thescienceofjohnlock:

love-in-mind-palace:


totallysilvergirl:


addignisherlock:

mareebrittenford:


writing-while-female:


spellbound7:

butterynutjob:

fluffle-talk:


rocket-pool:
Dying rn

@butterynutjob 


He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought. 

While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).

Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts. 
No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).
The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.
Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t. 


I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face.


“In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)”
So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh??
Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂

I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.


I..am..idk


🤣😂🤣

And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people.



dooooo your boobs float highdo they wobble toward the skycan you not help but obsesson your face-invading chestcan you cup them in your handsand bounce them like a marching banddo your boobs. float. high.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Apparently, Friends, and Gym: "He walked downstairs, noticing how his
 limp penis pressed against the front of his
 underwear, his nubile balls dangling hairily
 below
 Manataerys Stormborn
 @SaveTheMayotee
 Follow
 If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male
 writers do
 4:12 PM - Sep 8, 2017 Charlotte, NC
randaness:

persephone-devotee:

probablefox:

thescienceofjohnlock:

love-in-mind-palace:


totallysilvergirl:


addignisherlock:

mareebrittenford:


writing-while-female:


spellbound7:

butterynutjob:

fluffle-talk:


rocket-pool:
Dying rn

@butterynutjob 


He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought. 

While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).

Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts. 
No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).
The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.
Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t. 


I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face.


“In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)”
So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh??
Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂

I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.


I..am..idk


🤣😂🤣

And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people.



dooooo your boobs float highdo they wobble toward the skycan you not help but obsesson your face-invading chestcan you cup them in your handsand bounce them like a marching banddo your boobs. float. high.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Af, Batman, and Bless Up: Thought I should share this pic of my tiny
 wrinkly pup
 Pic: reddit u/Chris Vin54
 @DrSmashlove
Last week I was driving on Lower Wacker, a big tunnel that go underneath Chicago. They filmed Batman there. It’s dope because u can drive fast AF and the lights whoosh by u and u feel like Batman for a sec before u come back to reality and realize u just a idiot in a Camry 🤗. So I hit the off ramp to get into the loop. Stopped completely. Long red light? 🤔 12 minutes later tho? Sumting Wong. I get out and walk and see two trucks stuck with they lights blinking. They ain’t going anywhere. And it’s a long, one way ramp. Now I done seent the movies bruv. When the tunnel is locked off like this and cars can’t go nowhere? This is where the Arabian terrorists (played by jewish actors with aggressive beards who do they best Arabic accent but really Issa Israeli accent - I see u Hollywood 🤗😂) jump out and gas everyone. Nah ✋. So I talk to some construction workers and I’m like “I’m backing everybody up” and they like *skrong Chicago accents* “IT’S IMPASSIBLE (impossible) DA CARS CAN’T BACK OUT OFF DA RAMP INTO TRAFFIC”. I’m like “bish watch”. So last car in line, Ol boy in Connie’s pizza truck who was barely onto the ramp? I negotiated with him to back straight back into the main tunnel. Then two sedans. A big a$$ delivery truck. A pickup truck. Basically just promising them it will be ok (it wasn’t Ok, someone could have come around the bend and onto the ramp too fast and killed us but I had to get to lunch with a client bruv if u gon get between me and my money u gon HAVE to kill me 🤗😂). Then me. I drive a lil coupe so I actually did a three point turn into a small loading dock and drove the wrong way out the ramp. The construction workers was like “this a$$hole in a suit did it” and I just waved at them like “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE KEEP GOD FIRST BLESS UP”. I tell this story because everybody on the damn ramp had accepted and resigned themselves to they fate. They was all frantically telling the people at the place they was supposed to be that they’ll be delayed. I wasn’t gonna be resigned to my fate. GET UNSTUCK. IT WILL ENTAIL SOME RISK. BUT HELP YOURSELF AND OTHERS AND WITH GOD’S HELP YOU’LL BREAK FREE AND FLY. BLESS UP ❤️
        

            
            

                
                
                    Af, Batman, and Bless Up: Thought I should share this pic of my tiny
 wrinkly pup
 Pic: reddit u/Chris Vin54
 @DrSmashlove
Last week I was driving on Lower Wacker, a big tunnel that go underneath Chicago. They filmed Batman there. It’s dope because u can drive fast AF and the lights whoosh by u and u feel like Batman for a sec before u come back to reality and realize u just a idiot in a Camry 🤗. So I hit the off ramp to get into the loop. Stopped completely. Long red light? 🤔 12 minutes later tho? Sumting Wong. I get out and walk and see two trucks stuck with they lights blinking. They ain’t going anywhere. And it’s a long, one way ramp. Now I done seent the movies bruv. When the tunnel is locked off like this and cars can’t go nowhere? This is where the Arabian terrorists (played by jewish actors with aggressive beards who do they best Arabic accent but really Issa Israeli accent - I see u Hollywood 🤗😂) jump out and gas everyone. Nah ✋. So I talk to some construction workers and I’m like “I’m backing everybody up” and they like *skrong Chicago accents* “IT’S IMPASSIBLE (impossible) DA CARS CAN’T BACK OUT OFF DA RAMP INTO TRAFFIC”. I’m like “bish watch”. So last car in line, Ol boy in Connie’s pizza truck who was barely onto the ramp? I negotiated with him to back straight back into the main tunnel. Then two sedans. A big a$$ delivery truck. A pickup truck. Basically just promising them it will be ok (it wasn’t Ok, someone could have come around the bend and onto the ramp too fast and killed us but I had to get to lunch with a client bruv if u gon get between me and my money u gon HAVE to kill me 🤗😂). Then me. I drive a lil coupe so I actually did a three point turn into a small loading dock and drove the wrong way out the ramp. The construction workers was like “this a$$hole in a suit did it” and I just waved at them like “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE KEEP GOD FIRST BLESS UP”. I tell this story because everybody on the damn ramp had accepted and resigned themselves to they fate. They was all frantically telling the people at the place they was supposed to be that they’ll be delayed. I wasn’t gonna be resigned to my fate. GET UNSTUCK. IT WILL ENTAIL SOME RISK. BUT HELP YOURSELF AND OTHERS AND WITH GOD’S HELP YOU’LL BREAK FREE AND FLY. BLESS UP ❤️
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Facebook, Family, and Friends: Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Resigns After
 Being Caught Having Sex With a
 Man In His Office
 @balleralert
Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Resigns After Being Caught Having Sex With a Man In His Office – blogged by @msJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An anti-LGBT Ohio lawmaker is finally living his truth after being caught having sex with a man inside his office. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, Republican state legislator Wes Goodman, who consistently publicized his Christian faith to push his anti-LGBT agenda, has resigned after his closeted acts were exposed. Goodman usually force-fed the “family values” narrative, which appears to have been a cover-up for his secret affair, to hold up his right-wing legislator persona. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, after being caught stepping out on his wife with another man, Goodman sat down with House Speaker Cliff Rosenberger for a meeting. Shortly after, the 33-year-old stepped down from his position for “inappropriate conduct.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We all bring our own struggles and our own trials into public life,” he said in a statement. “That has been true for me, and I sincerely regret that my actions and choices have kept me from serving my constituents and our state in a way that reflects the best ideals of public service. For those whom I have let down, I’m sorry. As I move onto the next chapter of my life. I sincerely ask for privacy for myself, my family, and my friends.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Goodman’s website, which has since been taken down, highlighted commitment, conservative principles, and family values. He also frequently touted “natural [heterosexual] marriage” and Christian views. The former lawmaker’s twitter has since been switched to private and his Facebook has been deleted.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Facebook, Family, and Friends: Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Resigns After
 Being Caught Having Sex With a
 Man In His Office
 @balleralert
Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Resigns After Being Caught Having Sex With a Man In His Office – blogged by @msJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An anti-LGBT Ohio lawmaker is finally living his truth after being caught having sex with a man inside his office. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, Republican state legislator Wes Goodman, who consistently publicized his Christian faith to push his anti-LGBT agenda, has resigned after his closeted acts were exposed. Goodman usually force-fed the “family values” narrative, which appears to have been a cover-up for his secret affair, to hold up his right-wing legislator persona. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, after being caught stepping out on his wife with another man, Goodman sat down with House Speaker Cliff Rosenberger for a meeting. Shortly after, the 33-year-old stepped down from his position for “inappropriate conduct.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We all bring our own struggles and our own trials into public life,” he said in a statement. “That has been true for me, and I sincerely regret that my actions and choices have kept me from serving my constituents and our state in a way that reflects the best ideals of public service. For those whom I have let down, I’m sorry. As I move onto the next chapter of my life. I sincerely ask for privacy for myself, my family, and my friends.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Goodman’s website, which has since been taken down, highlighted commitment, conservative principles, and family values. He also frequently touted “natural [heterosexual] marriage” and Christian views. The former lawmaker’s twitter has since been switched to private and his Facebook has been deleted.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Resigns After Being Caught Having Sex With a Man In His Office – blogged by @msJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An anti-LGBT Ohio l...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Drugs, Head, and Jay: Cop Resigns After Being Charged For
 Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man
 During Hurricane Irma
 @balleralert
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Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rosoff later died from his injuries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video — which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets — he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Drugs, Head, and Jay: Cop Resigns After Being Charged For
 Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man
 During Hurricane Irma
 @balleralert
 105
Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rosoff later died from his injuries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video — which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets — he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Accordi...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        All Lives Matter, Facebook, and Friends: Model Releases Video Dolphins OL Coach Sent to
 Her: "The White People Mad At Me Like l Forced
 Blow Down This Man's Nose and Like i Recorded lt
 On Tha Low"
 13
 @balleralert
Model Releases Video Dolphins OL Coach Sent to Her: “The White People Mad At Me Like I Forced Blow Down This Man’s Nose and Like i Recorded It On Tha Low” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Over the weekend, a video surfaced of MiamiDolphins’ offensive line coach ChrisFoerster, snorting a white powder before a meeting. Just one day after its release, Foerster stepped down from his position, as the team continued its investigation into the video. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, just hours after the news of Foerster’s resignation surfaced, the model behind the release has spoken out about the incriminating video. According to the NY Post, KijuanaNige said she released the video over the increased tensions concerning the national anthem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I have plenty of white friends so I’m not making this a race issue. People are missing the point,” she wrote, in a now-deleted comment. “My point is everyone has to be held accountable for their decisions. They roast players over anthems, while the coaches be high as sh*t and probably can’t sing along.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this man’s nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Nige wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fight, weed, domestic issues etc. But ya’ll keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU!!” she added. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although Foerster has resigned, the organization has offered to get the former coach the help he needs. What are your thoughts?
        

            
            

                
                
                    All Lives Matter, Facebook, and Friends: Model Releases Video Dolphins OL Coach Sent to
 Her: "The White People Mad At Me Like l Forced
 Blow Down This Man's Nose and Like i Recorded lt
 On Tha Low"
 13
 @balleralert
Model Releases Video Dolphins OL Coach Sent to Her: “The White People Mad At Me Like I Forced Blow Down This Man’s Nose and Like i Recorded It On Tha Low” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Over the weekend, a video surfaced of MiamiDolphins’ offensive line coach ChrisFoerster, snorting a white powder before a meeting. Just one day after its release, Foerster stepped down from his position, as the team continued its investigation into the video. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, just hours after the news of Foerster’s resignation surfaced, the model behind the release has spoken out about the incriminating video. According to the NY Post, KijuanaNige said she released the video over the increased tensions concerning the national anthem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I have plenty of white friends so I’m not making this a race issue. People are missing the point,” she wrote, in a now-deleted comment. “My point is everyone has to be held accountable for their decisions. They roast players over anthems, while the coaches be high as sh*t and probably can’t sing along.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this man’s nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Nige wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fight, weed, domestic issues etc. But ya’ll keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU!!” she added. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although Foerster has resigned, the organization has offered to get the former coach the help he needs. What are your thoughts?
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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