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Retarded Man: O Shit Storm 06/03/18(Sun)13:04:57 No.601148252260117335 File: nrg.jpg (122 KB, 600x600) >Be me >Be yesterday Have very first one shot with group of four great friends Roll up a Storm Sorcerer >My other friend rolls a two for intelligence, great >Decide that he's my retarded man slave fighter Friend agrees Other not gm friend decides to be a bard, rolls up 4 straight 18's >Game based on Norse mythology, so we gotta go and kill odin or something of the quest, Bard convinces Slave to betray us just before we're about to fight Odin and are outside of giant, magnificent mahogany doors, as he assumes that we were at the end Epic 2 hour fight ensues >Flying all over the place firing lightning spells and thunderclaps everywhere >Thunderclap man slave to prone >James bond style shoot him in the forehead with crossbow >Just me and Bardman >Cast chromatic orb at bard man >Crit failure on save >He fucking explodes with electric energy >Dm groans >Dm said that, throughout the campaign, he decided it'd be fun to have a bunch of highly improbable situations that, after the end of the game, he would tell us about and we would laugh and wonder "what if?" ohshitithingiunderstand.pdf >Dm says that this was one of the situations >Odin bursts the doors opens and stares me down >he gestures for me to follow him >He says that he has grown tired and weak, and that he's needed a successor >He thinks that my gallantry and prowess in combat are impressive >He wants me to be Odin 2, electric boogaloo >Become ruler of the 9 realms >Ruin Dm's plans for future campaigns We all had a really good time. Except the bard, he was kind of upset that I beat him.
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Retarded Man: RICKANDMORTY Muh feelings source) 1 day newest first Next Post We're in the puzzle universe Morty! *Brrrrp* everything's a puzzle How Nice GuysTM think sex works MFW I exist 4My wife wanted me 3D print a replacement stove top knob. She... My girlfriend sent this patch to me. I have no idea where she got it b… TIMES I RESPECTED WOMEN Love Imgur? Join our team! about storehelpblog terms privacyapps api advertisead choices report ad request deletion community rules forum 5 points 1 day ago Oh look, retarded, man-hating feminist nonsense on a sub that has nothing to do with feminism And then reddit wonders why the rest of the world won't go along with its feminist bullshit Edit: Tell me again, oh sixteen year olds, how much you know about the world, and how you definitely aren't just regurgitating other things you've heard on reddit for karma. Shit, I doubt anyone here has even been in an actual real-life relationship. But you definitely know how evil and needy men are. Edit 2: go fuck yourself, you bigoted pieces of shit who are very convinced that you're decent people. Decent people don't seethe in hatred of the male gender, assholes permalink embed save report give gold reply 个 coldsh0w3r 14 points 22 hours ago Omg, this fuckin guy. Hahahah permalink embed s ave parent report give go ld reply [+] wombatidae 'ri: 22 points 1 day ago" Wow that edit though. And he is only -1 so I don't think it was downvote rage EDIT: Wow and the second edit is even better. Wait, now WE are the bigoted ones?
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Mosul (IraqiNews.com) Federal Police Command, on Saturday, announced that members of the Islamic State group strapped a suicide belt to a mentally retarded man in the city of Mosul, while security forces refused to kill him. Federal Police Chief, Raed Shaker Jawdat, in a press statement said that the Islamic State terrorist group strapped a suicide belt to a mentally retarded man, then pushed him toward the troops stationed in the old city. Snipers of the Federal Police refused to kill him, and fired some shots to frighten and force him to retreat, Jawdat further added. Noteworthy, security forces from Iraqi Federal Police, Counter-Terrorism Service and al-Hashd al-Shaabi are still going through fierce battles to retake the areas held by the Islamic State in Nineveh Province: Caliph Members Strap Suicide Belt to Mentally Disable Man... Mosul @berkeley town Mosul (IraqiNews.com) Federal Police Command, on Saturday, announced that members of the Islamic State group strapped a suicide belt to a mentally retarded man in the city of Mosul, while security forces refused to kill him. Federal Police Chief, Raed Shaker Jawdat, in a press statement said that the Islamic State terrorist group strapped a suicide belt to a mentally retarded man, then pushed him toward the troops stationed in the old city. Snipers of the Federal Police refused to kill him, and fired some shots to frighten and force him to retreat, Jawdat further added. Noteworthy, security forces from Iraqi Federal Police, Counter-Terrorism Service and al-Hashd al-Shaabi are still going through fierce battles to retake the areas held by the Islamic State in Nineveh Province
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THE BEST POSSIBLE HUD COLOUR.: 7 points 48 nutes ago Ignorance is indeed bliss isn't it? Unless you are red-green colour blind, messing with the HUD colour is monumentally stupid. And if you change it to red or blue, you are totally ignorant a well. Blue and red are awful colours for the human eye to read blue especially as there is a lack of blue receptors in the focal area of the human eye. This is why artists learn very quickly that "A good blue is hard to find and why when you are looking at something very blue, it will appear even MORE blue if you look 10 degrees away from it. Much serious work has been performed, over many decades, to establish what the best colours are for human comprehension, in terms of foreground and background colo ur Red on black is the worst colour to read, followed by s. blue on black. Both has a significant loss of comprehension and players using coloured HUDs are likely to be taking 20-30% longer to extract information from the HUD The highest comprehension colour scheme of all is pretty much exactly what FD have included as default in the game. Now don't get me wrong here: FD are not geniuses who magically hit upon the ideal HUD colours for the game. NO far from it The are as ignorant and stupid as the developers of Star Citizen (who hilariously chose the exact wrong colours for their game's HUD), but because SC had already taken BLUE, FD "very naturally" went to the exact opposite side of the colour wheel, to create their HUD Fortunately, that decision resulted in THE BEST POSSIBLE HUD COLOUR. Change it if you are stupid, or red-green colour blind. But if you are smart, leave the thing alone, because all you do is fuck yourself. Got it? permalink embed save report give gold reply 6 points 26 nutes ago You never go full retard, man. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 2 points 18 nutes ago This is one of those times where someone thinks they're much smarter than they really are. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 2 points 16 nutes ago It's like one of those intentionally douchey troll accounts, but it's his actual personality. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 1 point 13 nutes ago The real sad part is that what he's saying he truly believes is fact/relevant/important. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply THE BEST POSSIBLE HUD COLOUR.
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