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Breaking News: History is important: a75N 1234 AM Thread ta You Retweet.ed wyatt aSayWhenLA BREAKING Holy fk. Seventy-two killed resisting gun confiscation in Boston. National Guard units seek- ing to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed by elements of a Para-military extremist faction. 10:58 PM 09 Aug 19 Twitter for Android 3,916 Retweets 5,899 Likes Wyatt @SayWhenLA ld Replying to @SayWhenLA Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were- killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw. Speaking after the clash, Governor Thomas Gage declared that the extremist faction, which was made up of local citizens, 29 tn 543 1,420 Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id has links to the radical right-wing tax protest movement. Gage blamed the extremists for recent incidents of vandalism directed against internal revenue offices. The governor, who described the group's organizers as 'criminals," just issued an executive order authorizing the 12t 420 1267 wyatt SayWhenLA ld summary arrest of any individual who has interfered with the government's efforts to secure law and order. The military raid on the extremist arsenal followed wide-spread refusal by the local citizenry to turn over recently outlawed assault weapons 1n 417 129 WyattSayWhenLA Id Gage issued a ban on military-style assault weapons and ammunition earlier in the woek. This decision followed a meeting in early this month between govermment and military leaders at which the governor authorized the forcible confiscation of illegal arms. 1 400 190 Wyatt SayWhenLA ld One government official, speaking on condition of anonymity pointed out that "none of these people would have been killed had the extremists obeyed the law and turned over their weapons voluntarily. Government troops initially succeeded in confiscating a large supply of 183 Wyatt SayWhenLA ld outlawed weapons and ammunition. However, troops attempting to seize arms and ammunition in Lexington met with resistance from heavily armed extremists who had been tipped aff regarding the government's plans. During a tense standoff in the Lexington town park, National Guard t 1209 1 0 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id Colonel Francis Smith, commander of the government operation, ordered the armed group to surrender and return to their homes. The impasse was broken by a single shot, which was repartedly fired by one of the right-wing extremists. tu 3s0 160 Q1360 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id Eight civilians were killed in the Aensuing exchange. Ironically, the local citizenry blamed government forces rather than the extremists for the civilian deaths. Before order could be restored, armed citizens from surrounding areas had descended upon the guard units 1 409 1224 Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id Colonel Smith, finding his forces aver matched by the armed mob, ordered a retreat. Governor Gage has called upon citizens to support the state national joint task force in its effort to restore law and order. n 367 uTO Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id The governor also demanded the surrender of those responsible for planning and leading the attack against the government troops t 1202 6 n 38 WyattSayWhenLA Id Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, and John Hancock, who have been identified as ringleaders" of the extremist faction, remain at large. And this fellow Americans, is how the American Revolution began, April 20, 1775 n u34 254 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id On July 4th, 1776 these same extremists as Bill Mitchell calls them, signed the Declaration of Independence, pledging to each ather and their countrymen their lives, fortunes, & sacred honor. Many of them lost everything, aver the course of the next few years. Lest we forget.. un 504 JusticeForEricGarmer @th.. Id Tweet your reply Breaking News: History is important

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The delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores: factfiction emiliusthegreat Follow partybarackisinthehousetonight releases pack of dads into home depot* go....be free hotcommunist invasive species encroach on lesbian territory dreaming-shark This is a common misconception because they're such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe's. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe's to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores. ailithnight A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfort- able cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really "encroaching on another's territory". You wouldn't say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It's just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation. Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a or Home Depot, that's where chaos will reign. Being adap far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club. chequerootlurks As a former timber-harveste... I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality. Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together. This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the Log Boss. A "pack" of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a Log Boss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory. One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs. Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch Getting a "pack" of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred. Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware system. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened. katy-l-wood As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate. The delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores
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anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs*    Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu : I learned the name of the Amazon Echo and placed an order without asking permission Bi rrg anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs*    Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu

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anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs*    Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu : I learned the name of the Amazon Echo and placed an order without asking permission Bi rrg anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs*    Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu

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