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Dumb, Earned It, and Jurassic Park: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails. We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because l'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM Wow you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat. And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton. Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what I actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have t have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? manell are you? Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

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Soviet, Tanks, and Finnish: Finnish troops retreat from advancing soviet tanks (1940,colorised)

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Being Alone, Anaconda, and Apple: There are castles that are less expensive than NYC apartments. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com pyronoid-d: thantos1991: brunhiddensmusings: greatfulldedd: pizzaismylifepizzaisking: legend-of-sora: kazu-kuns-corner: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts I’m buying a castle. https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/ Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabsit doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunitythey will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty Could defenitly make bank turning one into a huge paintball arena or a L.A.R.P. zone/retreat Gonna move into an old castle and sell it out as a John Wick-esque paintball arena
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Dumb, Earned It, and Jurassic Park: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things" T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because I'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes' own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what l actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? Sent Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

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Barney, cnn.com, and Fucking: CNN @CNN Follow The brother of the YouTube shooter says he called police to warn that "she might do something" cnn.it/2EİFJXX un 8:40 AM - 4 Apr 2018 Do You See a Pattern? <p><a href="https://officialwayneenterprises.tumblr.com/post/172638906448/the-armed-utahn-bigwordsandsharpedges" class="tumblr_blog">officialwayneenterprises</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://the-armed-utahn.tumblr.com/post/172631088401/bigwordsandsharpedges-based-mike-vining" class="tumblr_blog">the-armed-utahn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/172630567061/based-mike-vining-the-armed-utahn-the" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://based-mike-vining.tumblr.com/post/172628498992/the-armed-utahn-the-government-wont-save-you" class="tumblr_blog">based-mike-vining</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-armed-utahn.tumblr.com/post/172626560426/the-government-wont-save-you-you-save-you" class="tumblr_blog">the-armed-utahn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The government won’t save you. You save you. Protect your fucking self. </p> <p>“The police are just a janitorial service used to clean up your blood after you’ve been murdered.” -Wynn Duffy, <i>Justified. </i><br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="93" data-orig-width="304"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9721f34e39fd0fdf03f2210bde4485e9/tumblr_inline_p6q44iCln41u5sizn_500.jpg" data-orig-height="93" data-orig-width="304"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Friendly reminder the Supreme Court <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia">ruled that police have zero legal responsibility to protect you.</a></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b4a57d8b2b6f0779814f2f981778467/tumblr_inline_p6q7qjVfvb1s402vm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>again for the additions. </p> </blockquote> <p>As I’ve said before….I had a guy force his way into my home, then retreat. Cops showed up and couldn’t find him after a good maybe 30 minutes. Then saw him robbing my neighbors. Cops took an hour to come. He left and the cops didn’t think he broke into the neighbors. But he did. Barney Fife is not a “security measure.” Having a gun is.</p></blockquote>
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Anaconda, Birthday, and Comfortable: Atlanta Woman Celebrates Her Birthday With An Orgy Party "I Really Care About Sexual Freedom" @balleralert Atlanta Woman Celebrates Her Birthday With An Orgy Party “I Really Care About Sexual Freedom” -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An Atlanta woman is celebrating her birthday with an orgy party to help young black women be sexually liberated. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cidney Green went viral last year with her orgy parties using the hashtag ATLOrgy. Well, it looks like she’s at again. Many are probably curious about what the party entails, who attends, and if it is free. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Green’s website, the orgy party is called an ‘Erotic Sleepover.’ The site states, “Erotic SleepOver is an all-inclusive sexual retreat on the world's most luxurious properties. We specialize in catering to your inner bourgeois freak with top of the line cuisine and total sexual liberation. All Erotic Sleepovers include full course gourmet meals, more than enough liquid courage, adult novelties, unique adult entertainment, thousands of condoms and highly trained security guards. Our guards do not only ensure these legendary events go on without a hitch but they also make certain that no phones or electronic devices enter the premises. This gives you 100% freedom to live out every single sexual desire you've ever possessed...without worrying about ending up on SnapChat or PornHub.com. Our extremely thorough cleaning experts ensure things remain...spotless throughout your entire stay. Speaking of your stay, we will always provide a safe, comfortable orgasmic place to cum in...” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This will be Green’s second party and because it was a sold out event, she has increased her price to $500. According to BET, attendees will be given a secret location where a porn star will join them for a four course meal. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Green states that she cares about “sexual freedom, especially black women because they are not able to be sexually free without being shamed.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are your thoughts on ATLORGY?
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80s, Bless Up, and Clock: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit @DrSmashlove Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂

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Bad, Fucking, and Sorry: Stephen King@StephenKing 3h A trainload of Republicans on their way to a pricey retreat hit a garbage truck My friend Russ calls that karma 4,858 1,759 11.1K Mary Blake @mmmblake1 Replying to @StephenKing Was it karma when that van hit you? 2/1/18, 12:48 PM 160 Retweets 1,477 Likes <p><a href="https://thetransgenderoffender.tumblr.com/post/170545093910/yourownpetard-libertarirynn-the-innocent-truck" class="tumblr_blog">thetransgenderoffender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/170544339014/libertarirynn-the-innocent-truck-driver-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">yourownpetard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170544274549/the-innocent-truck-driver-fucking-died-you-piece" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The innocent truck driver fucking died you piece of garbage.</p></blockquote> <p>It is with deep sadness that I must report that The Liberals are at it again.</p> </blockquote> <p>Not that it makes it much better but within five minutes he realised the driver died and apologised.</p> </blockquote> <p>Barely. </p><blockquote><p> After being criticised for the post, he added: “Of COURSE sorry the truck driver died.” <br/></p><p>He later followed up with a longer apology, writing: “A rather thoughtless tweet from me concerning the train-truck crash, for which I apologise (if one is necessary). It should be pointed out, too, that those Republican politicians, who can be heartless when they vote, immediately got out to help.”</p></blockquote> In other words “yeah OK fine I’m sorry a guy died in that tragic incident I celebrated just because it inconvenienced people I don’t like but Republicans are still meanieheads so anyway you can kind of see where I was coming from” Here’s a tip Stephen: if your “apology“ includes snide mentions of how bad you think another group of people are, you’re deflecting and it’s not a real apology.
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