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Beard, Boobies, and Memes: Hey lil guy that's not your bed! @Dr Smashlove Ladies why do y'all text me like "hey what are you wearing tonight just curious". Nah. Hell nah. Don't u know my idol is Richard Gere in Pretty Woman? Imma meet u at the sushi joint in a suit. You should wear ripped jeans, short ass jean shorts, whatever comfortable and a lil trashy dammit just feel sexy. A couple ain't gotta match. It look sexy and spontaneous when a couple unmatchy AF. Be my Julia Roberts, u feel me? I'm not old enuf to be a sugar daddy yet but I love it when I'm out and people give me strange looks. "Wow, what's the story, why is he so dressed up, this doesn't make sense." I like to confuse and confound the people-watchers - they gon make up a story anyway so let me have fun with it ๐Ÿค—. Bottom line: if your man wear a Kangol hat turned backward, a pencil beard, an Insane Clown Posse t shirt and Ed Hardy jeans, are you gonna wear - WAIT - THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION - IN NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD U DATE MEN WHO DRESS LIKE THIS ๐Ÿ˜‚ - IF U DO, U HAVE MADE VERY BAD DECISIONS IN LIFE AND NEED TO CHANGE COURSE - COME TO CHICAGO AND I WILL ADOPT U AND HAVE U EATING RIGHT, EXERCISING AND LIVING RIGHT. AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME, WE CAN COMMENCE TATTOO REMOVAL TOO BECAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU GOT FIVE OR SIX OF THE MOST REGRETFUL TATTOOS KNOWN TO MAN, AT LEAST ONE (1) OF WHICH RESIDES ON YOUR UPPER LEFT BOOBY. THEY ALL NEED REMOVAL. HOW DID I GET ON THIS TANGENT. WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS. HAPPY FRIDAY YALL TURN UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ladies why do y'all text me like "hey what are you wearing tonight just curious". Nah. Hell nah. Don't u know my idol is Richard Gere in Pre...