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Memes, Police, and Poop: Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yard @balleralert Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Police in Colorado Springs are in search of a female jogger who has been defecating in the same front yard for the past few weeks. They've dubbed her "The Mad Pooper" and say she even comes prepared with her own toilet paper. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to homeowner Cathy Budde, she confronted the woman saying, "Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!? She’s like, β€˜Yeah, sorry!'" β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € After the first incident, Budde chalked it up as an awkward moment and thought she'd never see the runner again - but she returned the next week, once again dropped her leggings, and did her business in front of the house. The police think she may be targeting the house as some type of "revenge pooping," but the woman has also been seen publicly defecating in other backyards and at a nearby Walgreens. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € I guess you could say this is the definition of a sh*tty neighbor.
Memes, Police, and Poop: Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger
 Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's
 Yard
 @balleralert
Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Police in Colorado Springs are in search of a female jogger who has been defecating in the same front yard for the past few weeks. They've dubbed her "The Mad Pooper" and say she even comes prepared with her own toilet paper. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to homeowner Cathy Budde, she confronted the woman saying, "Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!? She’s like, β€˜Yeah, sorry!'" β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € After the first incident, Budde chalked it up as an awkward moment and thought she'd never see the runner again - but she returned the next week, once again dropped her leggings, and did her business in front of the house. The police think she may be targeting the house as some type of "revenge pooping," but the woman has also been seen publicly defecating in other backyards and at a nearby Walgreens. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € I guess you could say this is the definition of a sh*tty neighbor.

Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Police in Colorado Springs...

Ass, Dude, and Family: Dear F*CK Boy, F*CK You @balleralert "No, i'm not ready for a relationship but i want you to wait for me and not cheat on me while i fuck other girls." Read more: www.balleralert.comm Dear F*CK Boy, F*CK You Dear F*CK Boy, β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € F*ck you, your "ain't sh*t" father, your whore of a mother, and the rest of the bum bitches in your family. I would say something about your pissy grandmother, but she makes a mean buttermilk pie and although she has Alzheimer's, she remembers me. Anyway, it amazes me that you intentionally seek good women for the sole purpose of f*cking them over. You never get a b*tch that's full of shhh like you, do you? It's too much like you, right? β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Oh, how I want to go in your grill and reconfigure your smile. I can not fathom a more gratifying action. Even though I'm beyond angry, resoundingly the blame rests on me. I allowed you to f*ck me over. I pretended to not see the signs, excusing your behavior as nothing when it was everything. I believed you after I caught you in the first lie. I bought the wolf and then turned around and gave you the currency to invest in the dream. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Yes, I am beyond angry, and while I would like to either carry your ass on my taxes for next year or be reimbursed, I must thank you for the experience. You taught me so many valuable lessons like don't trust a man's mouth or his actions. Trust his consistency. Every dude doesn't deserve all of me. As much as I would like to help and make life easier, you're a man. Figure the shhh out. My job isn't to hold you down or ensure you're good. Thanks to you, I know that the "cousin" is really a side chick you've been smashing. I have to be careful with the term "friend" and that a hungry whore will do anything... to read more log onto BallerAlert.com (clickable link in profile)
Ass, Dude, and Family: Dear F*CK Boy, F*CK You
 @balleralert
 "No, i'm not ready for a relationship
 but i want you to wait for me and not
 cheat on me while i fuck other girls."
 Read more: www.balleralert.comm
Dear F*CK Boy, F*CK You Dear F*CK Boy, β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € F*ck you, your "ain't sh*t" father, your whore of a mother, and the rest of the bum bitches in your family. I would say something about your pissy grandmother, but she makes a mean buttermilk pie and although she has Alzheimer's, she remembers me. Anyway, it amazes me that you intentionally seek good women for the sole purpose of f*cking them over. You never get a b*tch that's full of shhh like you, do you? It's too much like you, right? β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Oh, how I want to go in your grill and reconfigure your smile. I can not fathom a more gratifying action. Even though I'm beyond angry, resoundingly the blame rests on me. I allowed you to f*ck me over. I pretended to not see the signs, excusing your behavior as nothing when it was everything. I believed you after I caught you in the first lie. I bought the wolf and then turned around and gave you the currency to invest in the dream. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Yes, I am beyond angry, and while I would like to either carry your ass on my taxes for next year or be reimbursed, I must thank you for the experience. You taught me so many valuable lessons like don't trust a man's mouth or his actions. Trust his consistency. Every dude doesn't deserve all of me. As much as I would like to help and make life easier, you're a man. Figure the shhh out. My job isn't to hold you down or ensure you're good. Thanks to you, I know that the "cousin" is really a side chick you've been smashing. I have to be careful with the term "friend" and that a hungry whore will do anything... to read more log onto BallerAlert.com (clickable link in profile)

Dear F*CK Boy, F*CK You Dear F*CK Boy, β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € F*ck you, your "ain't sh*t" father, your whore of a mother, and th...