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hrovitnir: rokirovka: theminism: raveger: enrique262: captain-price-official: marcommarco: inzertbreaks: tomroughneck: Meanwhile in Russia annyi. gente decisa The bigger vehicle has right of way. Russians cannot into chill. This is what I call a satisfying video @rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying @theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way? speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting. speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first. speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course. speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there speaker 2: What the heck speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing! speaker 3: Don’t take pictures! speaker 2: I’m filming! speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away! speaker 2: Guys, calm down! [the reckoning arrives] speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly] speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em! Oh man, thank you so much for the translation. : hrovitnir: rokirovka: theminism: raveger: enrique262: captain-price-official: marcommarco: inzertbreaks: tomroughneck: Meanwhile in Russia annyi. gente decisa The bigger vehicle has right of way. Russians cannot into chill. This is what I call a satisfying video @rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying @theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way? speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting. speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first. speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course. speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there speaker 2: What the heck speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing! speaker 3: Don’t take pictures! speaker 2: I’m filming! speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away! speaker 2: Guys, calm down! [the reckoning arrives] speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly] speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em! Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.
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epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words..And They Make A Lot Of Sense. 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don't knock it till you try it 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5 Always use we when referring to your home 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10 You only get one chance to notice new hairout. 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack 12. Never park in front of a bar 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine. Prepare 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and first 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard. 17 Never lie to your doctor 18 All guns are 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it Even if it's only once. 21 Take and TV once vacation of your cell phone, internet, year 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 24 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out 25. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short. 26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for 27 Never get your haircut the day of a special 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and sheets. 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak 31. Eat unch with the new kids 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No 33. It's never too late for an apology. 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming. 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry 39. Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive up to t 41. Don't make a 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet 44. Never glost 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa special day for her too 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good guesver 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp. 49, Give credit, Take biame 50. Suck it up every now and then. 51. Never be the last one in the pool 52. Don't stare. 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once. 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking 56. Admit it when you're wrong 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son one good meal 65, Leam to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself 68. Dance with your mother/Tather 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work 0. Always thank the host 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt. 74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to 5. eep your word, 76. In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand our immediately and come grade time it will oome in handy. 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just 79. Don't be the talker in a movie. 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower. 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say 82. Learn to change tire 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead 84. An hour with grandparents is time we spent. Ask for advice when you need it Don't itter 86, tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her 87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can't be the toughest 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly 90. Make the littie things count. 91 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry and slutty. Find it 93. 94. You're never too old to need your Mom. Ladies, 2 you make the decision to wee hees on the first dste commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil 96. Your dance moves might not be the best. but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher
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hrovitnir: rokirovka: theminism: raveger: enrique262: captain-price-official: marcommarco: inzertbreaks: tomroughneck: Meanwhile in Russia annyi. gente decisa The bigger vehicle has right of way. Russians cannot into chill. This is what I call a satisfying video @rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying @theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way? speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting. speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first. speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course. speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there speaker 2: What the heck speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing! speaker 3: Don’t take pictures! speaker 2: I’m filming! speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away! speaker 2: Guys, calm down! [the reckoning arrives] speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly] speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em! Oh man, thank you so much for the translation. : hrovitnir: rokirovka: theminism: raveger: enrique262: captain-price-official: marcommarco: inzertbreaks: tomroughneck: Meanwhile in Russia annyi. gente decisa The bigger vehicle has right of way. Russians cannot into chill. This is what I call a satisfying video @rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying @theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way? speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting. speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first. speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course. speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there speaker 2: What the heck speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing! speaker 3: Don’t take pictures! speaker 2: I’m filming! speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away! speaker 2: Guys, calm down! [the reckoning arrives] speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly] speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em! Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.
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Cars and guns: shaelit "Cars kill more people than guns! What're you gonna do, regulate cars next?" You idiot. You moron. You utter buffoon Cars ARE regulated The permit test. The permit. The practice year. The regulations on how many hours you have to drive and at what hours and with whom. The driving test. The license. The requirements regarding insurance. License renewals. Road laws. Highway laws. Speed limits. Seatbelt laws. Carseat laws. Laws against drinking and driving and other forms of intoxication. Red lights. Not passing in intersections. Right of way WHO can drive and WHEN and HOW and WHERE are all regulated, because yes, a car in the wrong hands can kill a person. Just like a gun. Oh but wait, there's more! I, as a licensed driver, can't drive anything I want. I can't drivea motorcycle. I can't drive a speedboat. You know what else I can't drive? One of these. To drive a semi-truck, I would need a Commercial Driver's License or CDL There are age limits involved, as well as required hours of training and study. There's a written test and a driving test. There are also medical requirements. And even if I passed all that, you know what I STILL couldn't drive? One of these To drive a semi loaded with hazardous materials, you would have to get a federal H endorsement added to your CDL. And to get that, you have to jump through even MORE hoops, including another written test and a background check. So yeah, guns should be better regulated. Any Joe Blow shouldn't be able to stagger down to a gun show and get himself a sweet piece without some oversight. And ESPECIALLY no one should be getting their hands on a semi-automatic assault rifle like an AR-15, aka the Hazardous Semi Truck of guns. There are professional reasons that a person might need clearance to handle and own such a weapon, but not a civilian. Not an unscreened rando off the street. Try not to be such an utter wanker that you place the mere potential of a power- boner over the lives of actual children like those killed in Parkland, Sandy Hook, and elsewhere prettysicksupply There's also the fact that if I fuck up and njure, or even KILL someone with my vehicle, or another person's vehicle, or a vehicle I'm not even supposed to drive in the first place- I CAN AND WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THAT. I will be made responsible for that damage/death. Insurance exists to help cover the costs of damages- both to cars and people. If my negligence with a vehicle leads to someone's injury or death- my access to vehicles in the future WILL BE COMPROMISED. So yes... we do regulate cars. We also regulate the DAMAGE CAUSED BY THOSE WHO DRIVE THEM chescaleigh also, cars are meant for transportation. sure they can kill people but their sole purpose is not to kill. a gun's ONLY PURPOSE is to maim or kill its target. you can't take a road trip on a gun or load up a gun with groceries. fuck outta here with this bullshit comparison. Cars and guns
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<p>Wise Words From A Smart Teacher</p>: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words.. And They Make A Lot Of Sense. There are plenty af ways to enter a pool The stairs s not one of them 1. 2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message 3. Don't knock it till you try t 4. If astree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5. Always use "we" when refering to your home 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8. lust because you can doesn't mean you should 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10. You only get one chฮnce to notice new hairout 11 if you're staying more than one night, unpack. 12 Never park in front of a bar 13. Expect the seat in front of you to recine Prepare 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first 15. Hald your heroes to a high standard. 17. Never lie to your doctor 18 All guns are 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it's only once. 21 Take a vecation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matterhow good. 24. Don't linger in the doorway. In or out 25. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yoursel short. 26. If you wจnt to know what makes you unique, sit for 27 Never get your haircut the day of a special 28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Ahways buy good shoes, tires and 29. Never eat unch at your desk it you can avoid it. 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak 31 Eat unch with the new kids. 32. When traveling. keep your wits about you. No 33 It's never too late for an apology. 34. Don't pose with boore. It's unbecoming. 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire famly. 39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman 40. It's not enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive up to it 41· Don't make a 42, when giving·thank you speech, short and sweet 44. Never glost 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It's a special day for her too. 47. when opening presents, no one likes agood uesver 48. Sympathy is a crutch Never fake a limp. 49, Give credit. Take blame 0. Suck it up every now and then. 51. Never be the last one in the pool S2. Don't stare. 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm 54. Stand up to bulies. You only have to do it once. 55. tyou've made your point, stop talking 56. Admit it when you're wrong 57. If you offer to help don't quit untl the job is done. 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them S9. Thank the bus driver 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgve yoursef for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one pood joke 63. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody's son one good meal 65, Learm to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over 67. It's okay to go to the movies by yourself 68. Dance with your mother Tather 69. Don't lose your cool. Especially at work 0, Always thank the host 71. If you don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's 73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt. 74. Be a Bood istener. Don't just take your turn to 5. eep your word. 76. In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand come grade time it will come in handy. 77. Carry your mother's begs. She carried you for 9 78. Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job. 79. Don't be the talker in a movie. 80. The oppesite sex ikes people who shower 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say. 82. Learn to change tire 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead 84. An hour with grandparents is time we spent. Ask for advice when you need it. Don't itter. 86. If you have a sister, get to know her 87, You won't always be the strongest o faitest But you can't be the toughest 89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly 90. Make the little things count. 91. 92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. ind it 94. Ladies, you make the decision to weer hee's on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kll 95. Know the words to your national anthem. 96. Your dance moves might not be the best promise making a fool aof yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime 100. Ifyu HAVE to fight, punch first and <p>Wise Words From A Smart Teacher</p>
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Wise Wordsomg-humor.tumblr.com: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words.And They Make A Lot Of Sense. 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message 2. 3. Don't knock it till you try it . 4. If a stree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5. Always use "we" when referring to your home team. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut. if you're staying more than one night, unpack. 11. 12. Never park in front of a bar. 13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline Prepare accordingly 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first girl/boyfriend. 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard A suntan is earned, not bought. 16 17. Never lie to your doctor. 18. 18 All guns are loaded. 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. 20. Even if it's only once. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, 21 and TV once a year. 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 23. 24. Don't linger in the doorway. In or ot. A handshake beats an autograph. if you choose to go in drag. don't sell yourself 25. short. if you want to know what makes you unique, 26 sit for a caricature Never get your haircut the day of a special 27. event. Be mindful of what comes between you and 28 the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires and sheets. 29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it 30. When you're with new friends, don't just talk about old friends. 31. Eat lunch with the new kids. 32. When traveling keep your wits about you. No matter where you are It's never too late for an apology. 33. 34. Don't pose with booe. It's unbecoming 35. f you have the right of way, TAKE IT. 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family. 38. Never push someone off a dock. 39. Under no droumstances should you aska woman she is pregnant. 40. t's not enough to be proud of your ancestry. live up to it. 41. Don't make a scene. 42. When givirng a thank you speech, short and sweet is best. 43. Know when to ignore the camera. 44. Never gloat 45. Invest in great luggage 46. Make time for your mother an your birthday. It'sa special day for her too. 47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser. Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp 48. 49. Give credit. Take blome, 50. Suck it up every now and then, Never be the last one in the pool. 51. 52. Don't stare 53. Address everyone that caries a firearm protessionally. 54. Stand up to bullies. You only have to do it once. 5. if you've made your point, stop talking. 56. Admit it when you're wrong 57. f you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them. 59. Thank the bus driver. 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive youarself for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody's son. 64. Know how to cook one good meal. 65. Learn to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over aifetime t's okav to go to the movies by yourself. 67. 68. Dance with your mother/Mather. 69. Don't lose your cool. Especially at work. 70. Always thank the host. 71. tyou don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend/girtfriend's clethes. 73. There is nothing wrong with a plaintshirt 74. Bea good listener. Don't just take your turn to taik 75. Keep your word. 76. in college always sit near the frant. You'l stand our immediately and come grade time it wil come in handy 77. Cary your mother's bags. She carried you for 9 months. 78. Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job. 79. Don't be the talker in a movie 80. The opposite sex likes people who shower. 81. You are what you do. Not what you say. Learn to change tire. 82. 83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them. 84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it 85. Don't atter. f you have a sister, get to know her 86. boytriend. Your opinion is important. 87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can't be the toughest. Never call someane before or after Sam . 88. and 9pm. 89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly. 90. Make the ittle things count. 91. Always wear a bra to work. 92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it 93. You're never too old to need your Mom 94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil. 95. Know the words to your national anthem 96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 97. Smle at strangers. 98. Make Goals 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedime. 100. f you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. CHCK Ou MEMEPIX.COM Wise Wordsomg-humor.tumblr.com
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100 bits of wisdomhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com: I was looking through old high school things and found this. My senior year my econ teacher gave us his list of 100 wisest words. 1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them. 2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don't knock it 'til you try it. 4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck. 5. Always use "we" when referring to your home team or yourgovernment. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. DON'Tunderestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8. Just because you can doesn'tmean you should. 9. Don't dumb it down. 10.You only get one chance to notice a new haircut. 11.If you're staying more than one night, unpack. 12.Never park in front of a bar. 13.Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly. 14.Keep a picture ofyour first fish, first car, and first girl/boyfriend. 15.Hold your heroes to a high standard. 16.A suntanis earned, not bought. 17.Never lie to your doctor. 18.All guns are loaded. 19.Don't mention sunbums. Believe me, they know. 20.The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if its' only once. 21.Take a vacationof your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year. 22.Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 23.A handshake beats an autograph. 24.Don't linger in the doorway. In or out. 25.1f you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourselfshort. 26.1f you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature. 27.Never get your haircut 28.Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets. at the day ofa special event. 29.Never eat lunch at your desk ifyou can avoid it. ी e 30. When you're with new friends, don't just talkabout old friends. 31.Eat lunch with the new kids. 32.When traveling, keep your wits about you. 33.It's never too late for an apology. 34.Don't pose with booze. 35.If you have the right of way. TAKE IT. 36.You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37.When you marry someone, remember you marry theirentire family. 38.Never push someone off a dock. 39.Under no circumstances should you aska woman if sheis pregnant. 40.It's not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live up to it. 41.Don't make a scene. 42.When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best. 43.Know when to ignore the camera. 44.Never gloat. 45.Invest in great luggage. 46.Make time for your mom on your birthday, It's her special day too. 47.When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser. 48.Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp. 49.Give credit. Take Blame. 50.Suck it up every now and again. 51.Never be the last one in the pool. 52.Don't stare. 53.Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally. 54.Stand up to bullies. You'll only have to do it once. 55.If you've made your point, stop talking. 56.Admit it when you're wrong. 57.If you offer to help don'tquit until the job is done. 58.Look people in the eye when you thank them. 59.Thank the bus driver. 60.Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61.Forgive yourself for your mistakes. 62.Know at least one good joke. 63.Don't boo. Even the refis somebody's son. 64.Know how to cook one good meal. 65.Learn to o drive a stick shift. to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime. 66.Be cool 67.It's okay to go to the movies by yourself. 68.Dance with your mother/father. 69.Don't loseyourcool. Especially at work. 70.Always thank the host. 71.If you don'tunderstand, ask before it's too late. 72.Know the size of your boyfriend/girlfriends clothes. 73.There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt. 74.Be a good listener. Don't just take your tum to talk. 75.Keep your word. 76.In college always sit in the front. You'll stand outimmediately. Come grade time it might come in handy. 77.Carry your mother's bags. She carried you for 9 months. 78.Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job. सकि 79.Don't be the talker in a movie. 80.The opposite sex likes people who shower. 81.You are what you do. Not what you say. 82.Lear nto change a tire. 83.Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead ofthem. 84.An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it. का क क 85.Don't litter. 86.1f you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Youropinionis important. 87.You won'talwaysbe the strongestor fastest. But you can be the toughest. 88.Never call someone before or after 9 AM and 9 PM. .Buy the orange propertie 90.Make the little things count. sin Monopoly. 91.Always wear a bra at work. 92.There is a fine line between looking sultry andslutty.Find it. 93. You'renever too old to need your mom. 94. Ladies, if vou make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill. 95.Know the words to your national anthem. 96. 5.Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourselfis more fun than sitting on the bench alone. 97.Smile at strangers. 98.Make Goals. 99.Being old is not dictated by yourbedtime. 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. Über Humor 2013, still no flying cars. Instead, blankets with sleeves. 100 bits of wisdomhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com
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