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Dad, Driving, and Food: @ImanAziz
my dad offered to pay for my driving
lessons twice weekly since oct but really
I've been spending the money on food
and now he wants to go for a drive to
see what i've learnt later on tonight. RIP
me for real
RIP 🙏😂 https://t.co/yHxiYNRN7G
RIP 🙏😂 https://t.co/yHxiYNRN7G
America, Head, and Lol: This country
has shed
more blood
for the
freedom of
other people
than all the
other nations
in the history
of the world
combinea
and I'm tired
of people feeling
like they've got
to apologize
for America.
Fred Thompson
(1942-2015)
<p><a href="https://justanoldhippie.tumblr.com/post/176028604022/paratrooper504-thedeplorableinfidel-no-shit" class="tumblr_blog">justanoldhippie</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://paratrooper504.tumblr.com/post/176022832354/thedeplorableinfidel-no-shit-rip-senator" class="tumblr_blog">paratrooper504</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thedeplorableinfidel.tumblr.com/post/176022057809/no-shit-rip-senator" class="tumblr_blog">thedeplorableinfidel</a>:</p>
<blockquote><h2>No shit! RIP Senator.</h2></blockquote>
<p>RIP Senator Thompson 🌹🇺🇸…an AMERICAN who loved AMERICA … So rare these days 🤨</p>
</blockquote>
<h2>Agreed!!</h2>
</blockquote>
<p>I got to know him as the head of the district attorneys office on Law & Order lol</p>
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Friday, Fucking, and Tumblr: DashCon 2014 began on
Friday, July 11
and ended on
Sunday, July 13
<p><a href="http://kuntsuragi.tumblr.com/post/175789527217/happy-anniversary-to-the-greatest-thing-that-ever" class="tumblr_blog">kuntsuragi</a>:</p><blockquote><p>happy anniversary to the greatest thing that ever came out of this fucking website</p></blockquote>
<p>RIP</p>
<p><a href="http://kuntsuragi.tumblr.com/post/175789527217/happy-anniversary-to-the-greatest-thing-that-ever" class="tumblr_blog">kuntsuragi...
Beef, Tumblr, and Blog: We grind our burgers
with beef from
TROY
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/175719486068/rip-troy" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>RIP Troy</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/175719486068/rip-troy" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>RIP Troy</p...
Butt, Clothes, and Comfortable: Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town.
Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high and dry. Occasionally, one would hop in to help their kid out, or to tell them to stop running, or to give them a ten minute warning; but for the most part everything was semi-uniformed: kids playing and moms watching, guarding the snacks and the flip flops.
Except this one mom.
She was in there, in-it-to-win-it style -- soaking wet, going down the water slide, laughing with her kids on her lap. She was having so much fun. She didn’t care that her jean shorts were going to be miserable on the ride home. She didn’t care that black mascara was streaming down her face. She didn’t care that her white shirt was stuck to her like shellac on fingernails. She didn’t care that she was definitely going to have to wash her hair later that evening even though it was going to totally destroy her weekly routine. She didn’t care that she was the only adult in there.
She didn’t care, and neither did her kids. They adored her.
I found myself smiling away, so incredibly envious of her. I want to enjoy my kids, my life unencumbered that way -- wild and free and not giving a rip. I want to soak up the waves from the kiddie pool and these few, fleeting moments of summer that way. We only get 18 of them with our kids. 18. That’s it.
And I realized, there were only three little things stopping me, standing in-between me and the mom I want to be: 1. the desire to be comfortable, 2. the need to conform to social norms, 3. and stupid, nasty fear.
Fear of people looking at me, fear of tripping over my clumsy feet and falling flat on my face, fear of what other people will think about me, fear that if I really put myself out there, everyone will notice I’m 10 lbs overweight, I didn’t shave my legs, and my butt jiggles like a handful of homemade slime every time I run.
Do you know what’s holding you back from living your freest life? From getting out there and truly enjoying your kids? From getting good and messy? From having fun? From laughing so hard tea comes out your nose?
It’s not a lack of money. It’s not a lack of personality. It’s not a lack opportunity.
It’s you.
You, and that silly need to care what everybody else thinks about you.
You’re your own roadblock. You’re your own handcuffs. You’re your own prison guard. You’re your own lifeguard blowing the whistle, telling you to slow down.
- Stop complaining.
- Stop wasting your life.
- Get out of your own way.
- Shove fear deep into the pockets of your favorite comfy dress.
- Stop worrying so much and just have some stinking fun. Life was made for fun, and that shouldn’t stop just because we got old and starting getting bills, and sprouting weird chin hairs, and having to work really hard to sit criss-cross-applesauce.
You won’t find the magic you’re looking for in life until you decide to jump in head first and just go for it all the way: eat the cupcake, shake your groove thing, go down the kiddie water slide in your full set of normal clothes like a true boss, and maybe, just maybe, a little more like a child.
Nobody else can do it for you, so you’ve gotta decide to do it for yourself.
(via Amy Weatherly)
Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town. Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high...
Baked, Doggo, and Rip: Come join us,
NDuke
<p>Rip Baked Beans doggo</p>
<p>Rip Baked Beans doggo</p>
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: When you hear a strange sound
or someone moves too quickly,
so you rip out the throat of a
small child
<p><a href="http://awesomesthesia.tumblr.com/post/175005192772/rip" class="tumblr_blog">awesomesthesia</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>RIP</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://awesomesthesia.tumblr.com/post/175005192772/rip" class="tumblr_blog">awesomesthesia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>RIP</p></blo...
Life, Tumblr, and Holes: XXXTENACION
G: BLACKSUNORGONIME
Speaks out about government corruption, warns fans
of him being potentially murdered, then found dead
days later in a supposed shooting, but without any
blood, bullet wounds, bullet holes broken glass etc.
Was another celebrity sacrificed for speaking out?
<p><a href="http://hammerpower100.tumblr.com/post/175049407481/xxxtenacion-look-into-his-story-just-as-he" class="tumblr_blog">hammerpower100</a>:</p><blockquote><p>
XXXTENACION<br/>🔊<br/>Look into his story… just as he started to turn his life around… and spoke out about certain things…<br/>🔊<br/>Found with no pulse, no blood, but died of gunshot wounds?…<br/>🔊<br/>Rip buddy… we won’t forget you…
<br/></p></blockquote>
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Dank, Meme, and Uzi: Who's Your Favorite?
Lil Uzi
Lil Pump
Tension Cord
LII Peep
Lil Yachty
<p>RIP via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2MFKkiR">https://ift.tt/2MFKkiR</a></p>
<p>RIP via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2MFKkiR">https://ift.tt/2MFKkiR</a></p>
Ass, Fucking, and Phone: STAY DANGEROUS
@YG
Everybody had they phones out.
Wasn't nobody tryna help or check orn
that boy. Smh fucking robots with a
damn phone. Y'all wack ass fuck, y'al
need to get slapped up. RIP XXX
5:16 PM Jun 19, 2018
YG speaks out regarding #XXXTentacion’s passing 😔🙏 @YG https://t.co/FPaC9PfPxt
YG speaks out regarding #XXXTentacion’s passing 😔🙏 @YG https://t.co/FPaC9PfPxt
Spanish, Tumblr, and Yo: 70%. 2:43 PM
Select the correct translation
I will not eat for two weeks.
O No comeré por dos semanas.
No voy a comer durante veinte
semanas yo.
No viviré en dos semanas yo
CHECK
<p><a href="https://wtfduolingo.tumblr.com/post/174416523995/well-rip-metranscription-a-spanish-phrase-says" class="tumblr_blog">wtfduolingo</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Well RIP me</p>[transcription: a Spanish phrase says “I will not eat for 2 weeks”]</blockquote>
![Spanish, Tumblr, and Yo: 70%. 2:43 PM
Select the correct translation
I will not eat for two weeks.
O No comeré por dos semanas.
No voy a comer durante veinte
semanas yo.
No viviré en dos semanas yo
CHECK
<p><a href="https://wtfduolingo.tumblr.com/post/174416523995/well-rip-metranscription-a-spanish-phrase-says" class="tumblr_blog">wtfduolingo</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Well RIP me</p>[transcription: a Spanish phrase says “I will not eat for 2 weeks”]</blockquote>](https://pics.me.me/thumb_70-2-43-pm-select-the-correct-translation-i-will-not-33660371.png)
<p><a href="https://wtfduolingo.tumblr.com/post/174416523995/well-rip-metranscription-a-spanish-phrase-says" class="tumblr_blog">wtfduolingo...
Bad, Life, and Radio: lifethroughordinaryeyescurnifex+
understandablydumb
the guy on the radio just said "gas prices aren't so bad if you consider you're
really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs" and my perspective on life is forever
changed
180,475 notes
<p><a href="http://makeuphall.net/post/141290946489/35-tumblr-posts-that-will-rip-a-hole-in-your" class="tumblr_blog">makeuphall</a>:</p><blockquote><p>35 <a href="http://goo.gl/b8KBqB">tumblr posts</a> that will rip a hole in your brain.<br/></p></blockquote>
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Omg, Tumblr, and Blog: WE SHOULD HANGTOTALLY!WE SHOULD HANGTOTALLY!
OUT SOMETIME!
OUT SOMETIME!
TOTALLY!
WE SHOULD HANG
OUT SOMETIME!
RIP
"WE SHOULD
HANG OUT
SOMETIME!
TOTALLY"
MRLOVENSTEIN.COM
THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO MOHAMED MOOMIN
<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/173922974082/friendship-as-an-adult" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Friendship as an adult</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/173922974082/friendship-as-an-adult" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>...
Memes, Wolverine, and Death: Wolverine had the saddest death
scene in Infinity War
<p>RIP Wolverine, you will be missed via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KWDip7">https://ift.tt/2KWDip7</a></p>
<p>RIP Wolverine, you will be missed via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KWDip7">https://ift.tt/2KWDip7</a></p>