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Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have next to you on a flight @DrSmashlove Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: ๐Ÿค—. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? Thatโ€™s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents ๐Ÿค—. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yardโ€™s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ainโ€™t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold ๐Ÿง. Every skretch mark ๐Ÿง. Every lil cellulite dot ๐Ÿง. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthyโ€™s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom ๐Ÿง. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like โ€œyum, sweet as sugar cane ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: โ€œSeventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purรฉe of mango; heavy whipping cream.โ€ U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani ๐Ÿ—. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses ๐Ÿง. Unc...U da real MVP ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: ๐Ÿค—. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? Thatโ€™s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents ๐Ÿค—. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yardโ€™s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ainโ€™t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold ๐Ÿง. Every skretch mark ๐Ÿง. Every lil cellulite dot ๐Ÿง. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthyโ€™s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom ๐Ÿง. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like โ€œyum, sweet as sugar cane ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: โ€œSeventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purรฉe of mango; heavy whipping cream.โ€ U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani ๐Ÿ—. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses ๐Ÿง. Unc...U da real MVP ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: ๐Ÿค—. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashingto...