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Ass, Fucking, and Girls: Anonymous 03/20/19(Wed)16:44:50 No.51554540 >Substitute teacher >Day 2 of tard wrangling >Check in and make my journey to the tard caverns >Greeted at the door by small one in a wheelchair She doesn't say words, just some happy autistic noises and claps her hands together like a seal lt's adorable >Chief tard wrangler moved her over the door to get her out of the way >Chief greets me and asks me to sit next to one who won't stop spouting loud nonsense MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAYYYYyyy dackadackaDACKADAAAAAAyyyy WOOHOOoooo raspberry* >See"Tardeo" written on his desk >Tell Tardeo that he needs to be quiet because Chief is about to start the lesson >First day of spring today so lesson is on spring talking about flowers and how love is in the air and how it starts to get warm, preschool shit like that >Ask Tardeo if he likes spring >Take that as a yes Some students burst through the door and interrupt lesson >Fucking student council, just as full of themselves as when I went to high school >Announce that there's a school dance coming up and leave some flyers behind >Tardeo starts rocking back and forth in his chair and thrusting his hips out like he's making love to an invisible giraffe and can't quite reach >Calm him down, ask wtf is wrong with him >He won't say but starts making weirdly obvious sneaky looks to the other side of the room Girls and boys are seated on opposite sides of the room to prevent gross tard PDA or something Realize he's looking over at one girl in particular, Tardiet >Look back over at Tardeo, he's got his face smooshed into the desk and is shaking his head side to side >Gotta help this fucker >Every morning at 10:00 Chief and her lesser wranglers take one of the wheelchair kids into the back room to pump fluid in his stomach or force him to shit or something Figure it's the perfect time for Tardeo to sneak over to the other side of the classroom and make his move >10:00 rolls around Anonymous 03/20/19(Wed)16:45:57 No.51554556 Tards are coloring pictures of cherry trees >Tell Tardeo that he should go ask Tardiet to the dance while the other wranglers are busy mmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM dackadackadackadackaDAAAAAyyyyyyy He starts heading over to the other side of the room >Two tards start fighting over a crayon over by the crayon box so I have to go solve that problem instead of keeping an eye on Tardeo l say fighting but in reality it's just tupperware loving kid biting his tupperware lid near chonker girl blubbering and sobbing like she missed snack time make them go sit in the naughty corner Go to check on Tardeo Find him rocking back and forth in the fetal position on the floor mmmmmming to himself >He fucked it up Should've stuck with him guilty Realize there will be another chance later during music time that afternoon while wranglers are doing paperwork >Help Tardeo back to his desk to color Wranglers come back out with wheelchair kid, tearing their rubber gloves off I explain what happened with the fight but don't say anything about Tardeo Ungrateful fuck doesn't even notice that I just lied to save his ass Whatever >Music time rolls around >Chief puts on some soft piano music and turns down the lights, then returns to her desk Tards are playing with those fat legos while they listen to the music I turn to Tardeo >MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAYYYYYYY "raspberry" AAAAAYYYY AAAAAYYYYY I get him out of his chair and walk with him to the other side of the room >l keep an eye out for any other wranglers along the way We approach Tardiet's desk >She's asleep in a pile of snot and drool Tell Tardeo that we can't wake her >His brain can't handle it Anonymous 03/20/19(Wed)16:47:00 No.51554568 He starts spinning around in circles with his arms extended l try to get him to shut up but it's no use >His tiny retarded heart has been betrayed for the last time today He starts knocking things off of nearby desks, continuing his death moan Gets so loud that Chief tard wrangler comes over >Asks me what's going on >Pretend I don't know >Chief puts Tardeo in the naughty corner Anon is a substitute teacher part 2
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Family, Life, and Parents: The Anxiety Chart' Made to Help Others Understand My Anxiety MIGHTY The Anxiety Level 0 Anxiety Level 5 Life is good. Nothing to stress about. I can handle anything life throws my way." "What the hell am I going to do? Imagine totalling your car, messing up your big presentation at work or failing How average people start their day. your final exams at school. Anxiety Level 1 "Just a little hiccup. Nothing I can't handle. Anxiety Level 6 "This is all too much to handle! Akin to misplacing your sunglasses or the remote. Easily resolved Imagine losing your job, failing the big test AND totalling your car all in the same day Anxiety Level 7 Anxiety Level 2 Oh c'mon.. where the heck are they "I can't take anymore.." This is NOT a good time! Similar to misplacing your keys whe Anxiety Level 3 Imagine having all of that happen, then coming home to discover your basement flooded and your family pet died. you're running late for work. Anxiety Level 8 Where did that scratch come fromY Could anything else freakin go wrong?! Imagine finding a scratch or small ding on your new car. Imagine adding to that your identity was stolen, your bank account ciosed AND vour spouse left, taking the kids Anxiety Level 4 Anxiety Level 9 Silently rocking back and forth Imagine not being able to take anything shutting down completely What am I going to tell them? annImagine being the cause of a scratch or ding on your parents ts' new car.else and just wrapping in a blanket and car
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Bad, Crying, and Dad: English 1 When I Almost Got Lost in Wal-Mart (and the parking lot) Forever I almost got lost in Wal-Mart (and the parking lot) forever when I was 8. I was extremely scared and sweaty and crying and stuff, too. My Dad was trying to find me. I cannot express how seared I was.. just remembering rocking back and forth on the floor, chills run down my spine. One of the employees asked me if I was okay, and I said, "Yeah, I'm okay" while sniffling and tears running down my face. He just walked off. Some employee: I hope he got fired. So I'm just sitting there in between some green shirts on an aluminum rack, crying like a baby with red cheeks for another 5 minutes. My Dad eventually found me. I was rather relieved. We went to the car, but I got lost in the parking lot. For some reason, I decided to go hide inside a shopping cart (one of the dumbest places to hide ever) to increase the chance of a stranger not seeing me because my parents really drilled in the seary factor of strangers being bad when I was little. It took my Dad another few minutes (or so my 8-year-old brain thought) to find me. This time he just carried me to the car to make sure I didn't get lost again. Finally we got home and my Dad carried me inside. Once I told my Mom what happened at Wal Mart and the parking lot, she was furious... let us just conclude that the day those things happened was bviously not my day nor my Dad's either. I felt neutral after all of the events. I watched IV to try and et myself together.
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Barbie, Beautiful, and Boner: I personally have NOTHING against strippers, but I do against prostitutes. There basically the same thing but, I have a really weird past with prostitutes. One day I came home from school, and went to the bathroom, I walked in and low and behold. There were two BEAUTIFUL girls in my bathroom, wearing skimpy clothing. I said, "Who are you guys?" And they said, "(My dads name) Ordered us to come and dance and do other things with him." They saw how I was very young so they didn't say anything about sex. So any who I asked if I could go to the bathroom, and they left the bathroom. Then I went to my room, to watch probably barbie or something and all of a sudden, I am hungry. So I walk out of my room, (worst decision of my life) and saw something I will never unsee. Both girls were half naked rubbing their boobs on my dads face. And he had guess what? A BONER. I felt disgusted. I looked at him and his exact words were, "Shit." ran back into my room and started crying. Him and my mom were still together at then time. I just remember rocking back and forth on my floor until my dad came in and said, "Please don't tell your mom!" I screamed, "YOU CAN GO BE WITH THOSE HOES. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MOMMY!!" I was like eight at the time. - Swagprinsess09 MSP 4 weeks ago Add a public reply.. Oh wow... his sounds like it affected you a lot with the rocking bavk and forth :((( i hope youre ok Selena Hernandez 3 weeks ago Because your dad would 100% invite prostitutes around at the same time his daughter gets home from school
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