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Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: 00 19:15 thewitchdoctor The Economist # L-Follow The TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf combatbooty 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us kid-communism 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4 00 . 19:15 mostly mined with slave labor everkings 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don't even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 전 wildhaunt 5) They aren't actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated ariaste Pro tip from a former Jared's salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They're lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like... $30-80 probably You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tel the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they'll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot 4 00 . 19:15 unless you get a fancy band with a lot ess than of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial's engagement ring everythingcanadian THANK YOU EX-JARED'S BASED GOD dxisybuchanan engagement rings: HACKED stynalane Get a ring from an antique store. They're usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably phruxx thanks edith Fuente: thewitchdoctor 581,276 notas 4 Now I'll have more money for my avocado toast.

Now I'll have more money for my avocado toast.

Anna, Definitely, and Fucking: Sarah McAnulty @SarahMackAttack Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks Joe. The Guy. @Mythic715 Replying to @SarahMackAttack Not to be that guy but I am pretty cerptain that is a cuttlefish. Vanilla Anna @OwlsEatMice Imagine mansplaining squid to a squid scientist. Follow Sarah McAnulty @SarahMackAttack Squid (PhD. candidate) in @spencernyholm's lab studying immune cells in squid-vibrio symbiosis. Organizer of SkypeAScientist.com #Scicomm #sciengage Willimantic, CT S about.me/SarahMcAnulty 2,005 Following 4,064 Followers <p><a href="https://misogynistfeminist.tumblr.com/post/173045971640/honey-sugarr-catloverkid00-damnkittydotcom" class="tumblr_blog">misogynistfeminist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://honey-sugarr.tumblr.com/post/173044932819/catloverkid00-damnkittydotcom-celticfox18" class="tumblr_blog">honey-sugarr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://catloverkid00.tumblr.com/post/173014749962/damnkittydotcom-celticfox18-but-he-is" class="tumblr_blog">catloverkid00</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://damn-kitty.com/post/170393998712/celticfox18-but-he-is-right-thats-a" class="tumblr_blog">damnkittydotcom</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticfox18.tumblr.com/post/170378059634/but-he-is-right-thats-a-cuttlefish" class="tumblr_blog">celticfox18</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>….But he is right…. That’s a cuttlefish….</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="882" data-orig-width="1258"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/624e95169a80d13b3759b106d8b21b5d/tumblr_inline_p3hrxznqkH1r59fb8_540.png" data-orig-height="882" data-orig-width="1258"/></figure><p>it’s not a cuttlefish </p> </blockquote> <p>But the second guys response is perfect. Giving her the benefit of the doubt (she definitely knows what she’s talking about) and trying to learn. Asking her why a squid would look so much like a cuttlefish, not why she would mistake a cuttlefish for a squid. </p></blockquote> <p>I never understood “mansplaining” because anyone can mansplain</p></blockquote> <p>“Mansplaining” requires privilege + power + prejudice to be affective. You can “whitesplain”, “cisplain”, “hetsplain”, sometimes “asiansplain” but you could never “womansplain” because women don’t hold any power or privilege in society, excluding intersectional women that are either white, white passing, het, het passing, cis, sometimes cis passing, abled, neurotypical (passing), and light skinned. </p></blockquote> <p>Was that fucking word salad supposed to mean something, kid?</p>

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Energy, Love, and Period: If you don't love me at my: Then you don't deserve me at my: Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event ★ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Cretaceous-Paleogene (K-Pg) extinction event lal also known as the Cretaceous-Tertiary (K-T) extinction, b was a sudden mass extinction of some three-quarters of the plant and animal species on Earth 1213141 approximately 66 million years ago.31 With the exception of some ectothermic species such as the leatherback sea turtle and crocodiles, no tetrapods weighing more than 25 kilograms (55 lb) survived.I51 It marked the end offe the Cretaceous period and with it, the entire Mesozoic Era, opening the Cenozoic Era that An artist's rendering of an asteroid a- kilometers across colliding with the Earth. Such an impact can release the equivalent energy of several million nuclear weapons detonating simultaneously. continues today In the geologic record, the K-Pg event is marked by a thin layer of sediment called the K-Pg boundary which can be found throughout the world in marine and terrestrial rocks. The boundary clay shows high levels of the metal iridium, which is rare in the Earth's crust, but abundant in asteroids.(6] As originally proposed in 1980 by a team of scientists led by Luis Alvarez and Walter Alvarez, it is now generally thought that the K-Pg extinction was caused by the impact of a massive comet or asteroid 10 to 15 km (6.2 to 9.3 mi) wide,el 66 million years boundary ago, 131 which devastated the global environment, mainly through a lingering impact winter which halted photosynthesis in plants and plankton.(910] The impact hypothesis, also known as the Alvarez hypothesis, was bolstered by the discovery of the Badlands near Drumheller, Alberta, where erosion has exposed the K-Pg <p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8b090q/rock_bottom/">Src</a>]</p>

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Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist <p>Humans are cute! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz">https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz</a></p>

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Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist <p>Humans are cute!</p>

<p>Humans are cute!</p>

Memes, School, and Taken: Pennsylvania School District Arms Their Students With Rocks In The Event Of A School Shooting @balleralert BLUE N OUNTAIN ELEMEN ARY WEST WEST SIDE EST Pennsylvania School District Arms Their Students With Rocks In The Event Of A School Shooting - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid the gun control controversy, the Blue Mountain School District in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania has taken matters into its own hands when it comes to school safety. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As some states move to arm teachers in an effort to protect students and faculty in case of a school shooting, the superintendent of the Pennsylvania school district says his students are armed with rocks to protect themselves. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” said Dr. David Helsel. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “At one time I just had the idea of river stone, they`re the right size for hands, you can throw them very hard and they will create or cause pain, which can distract,” said Helsel, as he explained his teachers are fully trained on how to react in an active shooter situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We have devices installed in our doors that help to secure them, to make it very difficult to break through,” said Helsel. “We also have, we train kids and talk about barricading the doors.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, according to reports, there is one maintenance employee that is trained and certified to be armed and work as security at the school. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are your thoughts?

Pennsylvania School District Arms Their Students With Rocks In The Event Of A School Shooting - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ami...