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Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE text in MSPa Do r rotate omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier” ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie Step one: Type something. P E R F E C T. sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION. You see that little resize button on your menu? Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit! On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click. THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!  STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW When you click resize, this menu comes up. I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately, or all together Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now. wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom. with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left to the right up and down. “BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL” wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!! now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like  and But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions.. HOME RUN! Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension… (Step 5: Angular ratios) See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations. Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint. Have fun! You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post. Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?
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God, Love, and Oh My God: What should your portfolio look like? A Handy image guide for all illustrated by Payface. DO - OVER SIZED BULKY, HEAVy DISORGANISED MESSY PAPERS + LIGHT, TRANSPORTABLE ORGrAMISED LABELS ANO TITLED NO LOoSE oR TORN PAPERS PORT RAT「 LANDSCAPE Do TRy To kEEP THE CONTENT OF YouR FOUD THE SAME COMPOSITION IF THE INTERVIEWER HAS TO CONSTANT y ROTATE YouR FOLI0 To READ oR Look, IT WoNT Look GOOD DO NOT PUT IN EVERYTHING! ESPE CIALLY PIECES You ARE NOT PR Ovo 0F! drew thi) hen AND THIS WAS THE RESULT OF MY HARD ORK LAST MDNTH! DO SHOW AT LEAST 10-20 PAGTES OF YOUR BEST WORK, As WELL AS SOME OF YDMR RouGrH AyOuTS AND CoNCEPTDEVELDY payface.tumblr.com baixinha-su: theblueatom: payface: areyoutryingtodeduceme: payface: putting this up, since my website project for university is finished and I don’t have to put it on the web anymore. a very, very basic image guide on how your portfolio should be presented or appear, whether you’re in fine arts, graphic design or illustration, illustrated by yours truly please do NOT remove the commentary while reblogging, do not reupload anywhere else. OH MY GOD PAY, BLESS YOUR FACE. I actually get asked to see a lot of portfolio’s while I’m at cons. And while I LOVE looking at other people’s art and offering critiques if they ask, it’s sort of cringe-y to be handed a messy stack of papers or something. Nice portfolio’s look so much more professional! ^ Unfortunately I know the feeling so many times.Reblogging for anyone who’s missed this!  AHHH THANKS PAY thank you!

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Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rotate, the seasons would still change...so why not? hi Fuck this post Fuck this post so much You want a Why not? How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side of the road because she's crying so hard How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to continue without you How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every time she sees your parents How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you should be walking How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what's left of you Don't you dare tell me it won't change things There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds But without you we do not want them Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us So fuck this post and fuck this romanticism of suicide and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks nobody can hear :(
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