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Spanish History: 30 Times Tumblr Accidentally Taught Me Something While Making Me Laugh: REI TILtilthat I L TIL that Spain had a king who was so malformed due to incest that he couldn't close his mouth and ended up destroying his entire dynasty via ift.tt neeetsocks thats just how spaniards be whittneydoll hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear friendly-neighborhood-patriarch the monumental ugliness of El Hechizado always astonishes me nunyabizni The Hapsburg's were a unique bunch weren't they nobodys-favorite-machinist The Ancestry of King Charles II of Spain (1661-1700) Philip of Castile (1478-1505) Joanna of Castile (1479-1555) Charles V. Holy Roman Emperor (1500-58) Isabella of Portugal (1503-39) Isabella of Burgundy (1501-26 Anna of Bohemia and Hungary (1503-47 Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor (1503-64) Christian I of Denmark (1481-1559) Philip of Spain (1527-96) Christina of Denmark (1522-90) Anne of Albert V, Duke Habsburg of Bavaria (1528-90) (1528-79) Mana of Spain (1528-1603) Charles of Austria (1540-90) Maximillan II, Holy Roman Emperor (1527-76) Francis 1, Duke of Lorraine (1517-45 Anne of Austria (1549-80) Maria Anna of Bavaria (1551-1608) Renata of Lorraine (1544-1602) William V, Duke of Bavaria (1548-1626) Margarita of Austria (1584-1611) Philip I of Spain (1578-1621) Maria Anna of Bavaria Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor (1578-1637) (1574-1616 Maria Anna of Spain (1606-46 Philip V of Spain (1605-65) Ferdinand III, Holy Roman Emperor (1608-57) Manana of Austria (1634-96 Charles l of Spain (1661-1700) His family tree was a fucking Christmas wreath. his body "did not contain a single drop of blood his heart was the size of a peppercorn short lame, epileptic senile his lungs corroded: his intestines rotten and gangrenous; completely bald before 35 he had a single testicle, black as coal, always on the verge of death, he repeatedly bafled Christendom by continuing to live his head was ul fwater In case you wanted to know what his coroner thought of him. Spanish History: 30 Times Tumblr Accidentally Taught Me Something While Making Me Laugh
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There needs to be a Yelp-style website for these restaurants ran by these terrorists (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai Little kids be having the WORST customer service in they pretend restaurants 12:23 7/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 14.3K Retweets 47.9K Likes Spinetti The Unicorn @KeysGotLocs Replying to @BlackSupremeKai My waitress handed me a bottle of salsa & a fork then told me I can either eat the food or get out. 17:46 7/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 83 Retweets 984 Likes @CHRISTIINE Replying to @BlackSupremeKai my neice made me a pancake out of crusty play dough and I said if I can have a fresh one cause this one burnt and she said "okay but you still have to pay for the old one" ????? ma'am this is not how restaurants work 12:40 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone 17 Retweets 355 Likes Alen Moore @iOnlyWearAdidas Replying to @BlackSupremeKai Absolute fact! My 4 year old cousin had me setting the table, making the food, and doing the dishes after. Then I still had to tip. I felt misled. 11:40 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone 10 Retweets 123 Likes Danielle @DANITWEETSTRASH Replying to @BlackSupremeKai At the daycare I work at, one kid made a call on the play phone talkin about: "we need some more hotdogs cuz they rotten." I was PERPLEXED.... the ghetto... 00:33 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone 82 Retweets 711 Likes There needs to be a Yelp-style website for these restaurants ran by these terrorists (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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There needs to be a Yelp-style website for these restaurants ran by these terrorists by MGLLN MORE MEMES: The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai Little kids be having the WORST customer service in they pretend restaurants 12:23 7/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 14.3K Retweets 47.9K Likes Spinetti The Unicorn @KeysGotLocs Replying to @BlackSupremeKai My waitress handed me a bottle of salsa & a fork then told me I can either eat the food or get out. 17:46 7/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 83 Retweets 984 Likes @CHRISTIINE Replying to @BlackSupremeKai my neice made me a pancake out of crusty play dough and I said if I can have a fresh one cause this one burnt and she said "okay but you still have to pay for the old one" ????? ma'am this is not how restaurants work 12:40 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone 17 Retweets 355 Likes Alen Moore @iOnlyWearAdidas Replying to @BlackSupremeKai Absolute fact! My 4 year old cousin had me setting the table, making the food, and doing the dishes after. Then I still had to tip. I felt misled. 11:40 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone 10 Retweets 123 Likes Danielle @DANITWEETSTRASH Replying to @BlackSupremeKai At the daycare I work at, one kid made a call on the play phone talkin about: "we need some more hotdogs cuz they rotten." I was PERPLEXED.... the ghetto... 00:33 7/30/19 Twitter for iPhone 82 Retweets 711 Likes There needs to be a Yelp-style website for these restaurants ran by these terrorists by MGLLN MORE MEMES

There needs to be a Yelp-style website for these restaurants ran by these terrorists by MGLLN MORE MEMES

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