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Love, Memes, and Party: *claps* "You're a jerk (x5)" 2009 niggas: @rapper2k Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just touch it and turn her on And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin' Done I got on my way I'm leavin' she like where your goin' I ain't got my shoes and purse I said it's none of your concern and she yelled (your a jerk!) So I walked out the door, called Ben J. told him it's a function he said I'm on my way We pulled up to the party ices on my shirt and got geeked up everybody jerkin We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left Then she popped out of nowhere she was still half dressed She like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin The whole party heard her but all I could hear was Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin(your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Jerk jerk jerk (jerkin) Everything quiet and the bass real hard And I stay geeked up never been a retard got a new boy swagg And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the jim crowe laws I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess I'm a jerk and I go thru big rounds Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine You squeezin I'm squeezin but yo shit is wack Why you comin to the front you can push that back got ya girl on the side She talkin sum lil stuff while she textin on the phone Ben J. hit it rough So I did it was good and I quickly got dressed she was like where you goin There's another girl naked she screamed out loud Ben J.(your jerk!) And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin' (your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know
Love, Memes, and Party: *claps*
 "You're a jerk (x5)"
 2009 niggas:
 @rapper2k
Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just touch it and turn her on And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin' Done I got on my way I'm leavin' she like where your goin' I ain't got my shoes and purse I said it's none of your concern and she yelled (your a jerk!) So I walked out the door, called Ben J. told him it's a function he said I'm on my way We pulled up to the party ices on my shirt and got geeked up everybody jerkin We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left Then she popped out of nowhere she was still half dressed She like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin The whole party heard her but all I could hear was Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin(your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Jerk jerk jerk (jerkin) Everything quiet and the bass real hard And I stay geeked up never been a retard got a new boy swagg And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the jim crowe laws I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess I'm a jerk and I go thru big rounds Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine You squeezin I'm squeezin but yo shit is wack Why you comin to the front you can push that back got ya girl on the side She talkin sum lil stuff while she textin on the phone Ben J. hit it rough So I did it was good and I quickly got dressed she was like where you goin There's another girl naked she screamed out loud Ben J.(your jerk!) And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin' (your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know

Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just ...

Bless Up, Crime, and Drunk: My friend just adopted this strange brown hippopotamus. Pic: reddit u/Herodias @DrSmashlove PP fracture is real, and itโ€™s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes canโ€™t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That donโ€™t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. Men who find themselves โ€˜accidentallyโ€™ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. Thatโ€™s at BEST. At worst, yโ€™all in rape territory (letโ€™s call it what it is.) Sadly, Iโ€™ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an โ€˜accidentalโ€™ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isnโ€™t โ€˜being roughโ€™. Itโ€™s not consensual. Itโ€™s barely a grey area. Itโ€™s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended ๐Ÿ˜–) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t Iโ€™m ashamed of so letโ€™s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: letโ€™s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ
Bless Up, Crime, and Drunk: My friend just adopted this strange brown
 hippopotamus.
 Pic: reddit u/Herodias
 @DrSmashlove
PP fracture is real, and itโ€™s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes canโ€™t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That donโ€™t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. Men who find themselves โ€˜accidentallyโ€™ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. Thatโ€™s at BEST. At worst, yโ€™all in rape territory (letโ€™s call it what it is.) Sadly, Iโ€™ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an โ€˜accidentalโ€™ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isnโ€™t โ€˜being roughโ€™. Itโ€™s not consensual. Itโ€™s barely a grey area. Itโ€™s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended ๐Ÿ˜–) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t Iโ€™m ashamed of so letโ€™s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: letโ€™s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ

PP fracture is real, and itโ€™s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The thi...

Children, College, and Fall: Former President Barack Obama Says He Cried After Malia Obama's Harvard Sendoff @balleralert Former President Barack Obama Says He Cried After Malia Obamaโ€™s Harvard Sendoff - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Last month, former President BarackObama dropped his oldest daughter off to her campus residence at Harvard University. However, like many other families who sent their children off to start their educational career this fall, President Obama was overcome with emotion at the sight of his little girl embarking on this new journey. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œFor those of us who have daughters, it just happens fast. I dropped off Malia at college, and I was saying to Joe and Jill [Biden] that it was a little bit like open-heart surgery,โ€ Obama said at the Beau Biden Foundationโ€™s for the Protection of Children reception on Sunday. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œI was proud that I did not cry in front of her,โ€ Obama quipped. โ€œBut on the way back, the Secret Service was off, looking straight ahead, pretending they werenโ€™t hearing me as I sniffled and blew my nose. It was rough.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Obama continued, saying the experience was โ€œa reminder that, at the end of our lives, whatever else weโ€™ve accomplished, the things that weโ€™ll remember are the joys that our children โ€“ and hopefully way later, our grandchildren โ€“ bring us.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The former president spoke at the reception to honor former Vice President JoeBidenโ€™s late son, Beau, who died of brain cancer back in 2015. Obama spoke highly of the foundation and its work to protect children, saying โ€œIt is proper and right that somebody as thoughtful and genuine and strong as Beau made it one of his missions to make sure that every child had protection.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € He continued, saying โ€œI am here just to lend my voice and my support to a family that I care deeply about, to honor a man that I thought the world of, and to say thank you to all of you for supporting this wonderful cause.โ€
Children, College, and Fall: Former President Barack Obama Says
 He Cried After Malia Obama's Harvard
 Sendoff
 @balleralert
Former President Barack Obama Says He Cried After Malia Obamaโ€™s Harvard Sendoff - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Last month, former President BarackObama dropped his oldest daughter off to her campus residence at Harvard University. However, like many other families who sent their children off to start their educational career this fall, President Obama was overcome with emotion at the sight of his little girl embarking on this new journey. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œFor those of us who have daughters, it just happens fast. I dropped off Malia at college, and I was saying to Joe and Jill [Biden] that it was a little bit like open-heart surgery,โ€ Obama said at the Beau Biden Foundationโ€™s for the Protection of Children reception on Sunday. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œI was proud that I did not cry in front of her,โ€ Obama quipped. โ€œBut on the way back, the Secret Service was off, looking straight ahead, pretending they werenโ€™t hearing me as I sniffled and blew my nose. It was rough.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Obama continued, saying the experience was โ€œa reminder that, at the end of our lives, whatever else weโ€™ve accomplished, the things that weโ€™ll remember are the joys that our children โ€“ and hopefully way later, our grandchildren โ€“ bring us.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The former president spoke at the reception to honor former Vice President JoeBidenโ€™s late son, Beau, who died of brain cancer back in 2015. Obama spoke highly of the foundation and its work to protect children, saying โ€œIt is proper and right that somebody as thoughtful and genuine and strong as Beau made it one of his missions to make sure that every child had protection.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € He continued, saying โ€œI am here just to lend my voice and my support to a family that I care deeply about, to honor a man that I thought the world of, and to say thank you to all of you for supporting this wonderful cause.โ€

Former President Barack Obama Says He Cried After Malia Obamaโ€™s Harvard Sendoff - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Last month, former Pr...