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I am glad I live in a country where the President is constitutionally required to give belly rubs even when he’s very busy. (Source): I am glad I live in a country where the President is constitutionally required to give belly rubs even when he’s very busy. (Source)

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rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place. : rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake .... ...... Jake, 27 Jake, 27 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda. It won't take racial inequality to get me down on one knee. I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need. niftyshadesofjake University of Southern California niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona USC CLASS OF 2022 3,401 FRESHME 0% ganted Ethically granted admission APPLICATIO Jake, 29 Jake 28 O less than a mile away less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help I'm having trouble picking a costume. Want to help? my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting. Swipe right if you are a fan of getting boned. niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona .. let 6'0" A Caded in 5'6" 5'0" your cave of wonders POLICE DEPT. 4'6" (480) 627-9186 4'0" Yes Please Jake Arredondo 3'6" Jake, 29 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. I promise that it will take more than a few rubs for anything to come out of my magic lamp. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona You ok Jake, 29 Still Single O less than a mile away Jake, 27 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell). I can relate to the current bachelor. I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously. Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. This is the first one I had ever created (bad quality). This joke took 1,000+ hours to máke. niftyshadesofjake et niftyshadesofjake Hmargemadders.com Make America Accessible Again Jake, 24 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away About Jake I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my new company, Largeladders.com If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want me to pay for dinner Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into your arms. It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.: niftyshadesofjake
niftyshadesofjake
....
......
Jake, 27
Jake, 27
O less than a mile away
O less than a mile away
We may fight, but please don't try and solve
the argument with regular soda.
It won't take racial inequality to get me down
on one knee.
I prefer diet; we both know you are all the
sugar I need.
niftyshadesofjake
University of Southern California
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
USC CLASS OF 2022
3,401
FRESHME
0% ganted
Ethically
granted
admission
APPLICATIO
Jake, 29
Jake 28
O less than a mile away
less than a mile away
I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help
I'm having trouble picking a costume.
Want to help?
my future children become trojans at USC.
I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically
boost my chances of getting a trojan into you.
Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting.
Swipe right if you are a fan of getting
boned.
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
..
let
6'0"
A Caded in
5'6"
5'0"
your cave of wonders
POLICE DEPT.
4'6"
(480) 627-9186
4'0"
Yes Please
Jake Arredondo
3'6"
Jake, 29
Jake, 29
O less than a mile away
O less than a mile away
Tired of guys lying about their height?
Here is government proof I am at least 6ft.
I promise that it will take more than
a few rubs for anything to come out
of my magic lamp.
For our first date, you cook our dinner,
and I will cook the meth.
niftyshadesofjake
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
You ok
Jake, 29
Still
Single
O less than a mile away
Jake, 27
As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell).
I can relate to the current bachelor.
I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should
probably start taking dating seriously.
Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the
Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me.
Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart.
If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just
swipe left.
This is the first one I had
ever created (bad quality).
This joke took 1,000+ hours
to máke.
niftyshadesofjake
et niftyshadesofjake
Hmargemadders.com
Make America Accessible Again
Jake, 24
Jake, 29
O less than a mile away
About Jake
I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated
by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my
new company, Largeladders.com
If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No
socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk
gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me
to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and
you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the
envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want
me to pay for dinner
Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new
ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into
your arms.
It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.: niftyshadesofjake
niftyshadesofjake
....
......
Jake, 27
Jake, 27
O less than a mile away
O less than a mile away
We may fight, but please don't try and solve
the argument with regular soda.
It won't take racial inequality to get me down
on one knee.
I prefer diet; we both know you are all the
sugar I need.
niftyshadesofjake
University of Southern California
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
USC CLASS OF 2022
3,401
FRESHME
0% ganted
Ethically
granted
admission
APPLICATIO
Jake, 29
Jake 28
O less than a mile away
less than a mile away
I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help
I'm having trouble picking a costume.
Want to help?
my future children become trojans at USC.
I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically
boost my chances of getting a trojan into you.
Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting.
Swipe right if you are a fan of getting
boned.
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
..
let
6'0"
A Caded in
5'6"
5'0"
your cave of wonders
POLICE DEPT.
4'6"
(480) 627-9186
4'0"
Yes Please
Jake Arredondo
3'6"
Jake, 29
Jake, 29
O less than a mile away
O less than a mile away
Tired of guys lying about their height?
Here is government proof I am at least 6ft.
I promise that it will take more than
a few rubs for anything to come out
of my magic lamp.
For our first date, you cook our dinner,
and I will cook the meth.
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niftyshadesofjake
Scottsdale, Arizona
You ok
Jake, 29
Still
Single
O less than a mile away
Jake, 27
As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell).
I can relate to the current bachelor.
I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should
probably start taking dating seriously.
Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the
Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me.
Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart.
If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just
swipe left.
This is the first one I had
ever created (bad quality).
This joke took 1,000+ hours
to máke.
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Jake, 29
O less than a mile away
About Jake
I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated
by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my
new company, Largeladders.com
If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No
socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk
gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me
to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and
you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the
envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want
me to pay for dinner
Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new
ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into
your arms.
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My sister took her grad photos with our
dog and I have never seen any dog look
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vaspider: shaaknaa: emi–rose: osberend: iopele: suspendnodisbelief: naamahdarling: optimysticals: youwantmuchmore: thebestoftumbling: golden eagle having a relaxing time This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed. I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion. Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy. Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted. If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it: 1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer) 3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.) In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions. Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy. Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders. reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks! Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub. @marywhal is bird-cat!! @vaspider birb : vaspider: shaaknaa: emi–rose: osberend: iopele: suspendnodisbelief: naamahdarling: optimysticals: youwantmuchmore: thebestoftumbling: golden eagle having a relaxing time This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed. I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion. Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy. Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted. If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it: 1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer) 3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.) In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions. Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy. Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders. reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks! Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub. @marywhal is bird-cat!! @vaspider birb

vaspider:
shaaknaa:

emi–rose:

osberend:

iopele:

suspendnodisbelief:

naamahdarling:

optimysticals:

youwantmuchmore:

thebestoftumbling:

golden eagle having a relaxing time

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion.

Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy.

Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted.
If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it:
1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer)
3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.)
In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions.
Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy.
Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders.

reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks!

Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub.

@marywhal is bird-cat!!

@vaspider

birb
: vaspider:
shaaknaa:

emi–rose:

osberend:

iopele:

suspendnodisbelief:

naamahdarling:

optimysticals:

youwantmuchmore:

thebestoftumbling:

golden eagle having a relaxing time

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion.

Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy.

Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted.
If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it:
1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer)
3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.)
In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions.
Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy.
Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders.

reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks!

Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub.

@marywhal is bird-cat!!

@vaspider

birb

vaspider:
shaaknaa:

emi–rose:

osberend:

iopele:

suspendnodisbelief:

naamahdarling:

optimysticals:

youwantmuchmore:

thebestoftumbling:

golden eagle having a relaxing time

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion.

Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy.

Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted.
If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it:
1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer)
3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.)
In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions.
Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy.
Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders.

reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks!

Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub.

@marywhal is bird-cat!!

@vaspider

birb
: vaspider:
shaaknaa:

emi–rose:

osberend:

iopele:

suspendnodisbelief:

naamahdarling:

optimysticals:

youwantmuchmore:

thebestoftumbling:

golden eagle having a relaxing time

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion.

Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy.

Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted.
If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it:
1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer)
3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.)
In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions.
Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy.
Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders.

reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks!

Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub.

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Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N: Klopp is impossible not to like, even
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A
sa Manchester United fan, Liverpool have always
been the supervillains. Others have been there or
thereabouts (Manchester City, Arsenal, John Terry)
but they are still top. I think the reason is because
both teams know how to wind each other up.
Well, it looks like Liverpool have managed to pull off the
ultimate wind-up. They've found a manager who not only plays
attractive football and wins trophies, but he's also impossible
not to like.
It's like when the bloke you hate from work gets a new
girlfriend and you trawl Facebook to find evidence that she's
awful. But the more you look, the more of her wonderful
qualities you see. She's kind, funny, attractive (but not
intimidatingly so), popular, humble and she has great (I mean
GREAT) teeth. Annoyingly, they seem really happy together.
Yes, Jürgen Klopp looks very settled. His agent once hinted
that the only reason he'd leave would be because of the
weather. I now watch the forecast every evening, praying for
rain. Each time the sun comes out, my heart sinks. The man is
ruining my life!
I keep searching for any sort of crack in the squad. When
Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané had that argument against
Burnley, I wondered, could this be the beginning of the end?
Jürgen laughed it off and all was fine. Damn.
With Liverpool, Klopp has built a team that is an extension
of his personality. Fergie did it at United and José Mourinho
did it at Chelsea (once), but while those were sides that their
rivals found it easy to dislike, Klopp has created a team that are
as fun to watch as he is.
Everything I read makes me like him even more. His middle
name is Norbert for heaven's sake. And he's married to a social
worker. Last week he stopped to support a junior girls match
while he was out walking his dog. I bet that dog has a brilliant
life. Constant treats and tummy rubs. Now I'm jealous of a dog
Great.
Even Brendan Rodgers, who by all rights should despise
Klopp, won't hear a bad word about him. When Klopp
snatched a result from his Leicester City team with a
controversial penalty on Saturday, he reacted by hugging him.
When Klopp snatched his job from him three years ago, he
reacted by letting him live in his house.
If he stole your car, I bet you'd happily keep up the insurance
payments. If he had an affair with your wife, you'd probably
offer to mind the kids. It feels inevitable that, under Klopp,
Liverpool are going to keep on winning. All I can do is keep
staring out of the window, praying for rain.
Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N: Klopp is impossible not to like, even
for a Manchester United supporter
PHIL NOBLE/REUTERS
A
sa Manchester United fan, Liverpool have always
been the supervillains. Others have been there or
thereabouts (Manchester City, Arsenal, John Terry)
but they are still top. I think the reason is because
both teams know how to wind each other up.
Well, it looks like Liverpool have managed to pull off the
ultimate wind-up. They've found a manager who not only plays
attractive football and wins trophies, but he's also impossible
not to like.
It's like when the bloke you hate from work gets a new
girlfriend and you trawl Facebook to find evidence that she's
awful. But the more you look, the more of her wonderful
qualities you see. She's kind, funny, attractive (but not
intimidatingly so), popular, humble and she has great (I mean
GREAT) teeth. Annoyingly, they seem really happy together.
Yes, Jürgen Klopp looks very settled. His agent once hinted
that the only reason he'd leave would be because of the
weather. I now watch the forecast every evening, praying for
rain. Each time the sun comes out, my heart sinks. The man is
ruining my life!
I keep searching for any sort of crack in the squad. When
Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané had that argument against
Burnley, I wondered, could this be the beginning of the end?
Jürgen laughed it off and all was fine. Damn.
With Liverpool, Klopp has built a team that is an extension
of his personality. Fergie did it at United and José Mourinho
did it at Chelsea (once), but while those were sides that their
rivals found it easy to dislike, Klopp has created a team that are
as fun to watch as he is.
Everything I read makes me like him even more. His middle
name is Norbert for heaven's sake. And he's married to a social
worker. Last week he stopped to support a junior girls match
while he was out walking his dog. I bet that dog has a brilliant
life. Constant treats and tummy rubs. Now I'm jealous of a dog
Great.
Even Brendan Rodgers, who by all rights should despise
Klopp, won't hear a bad word about him. When Klopp
snatched a result from his Leicester City team with a
controversial penalty on Saturday, he reacted by hugging him.
When Klopp snatched his job from him three years ago, he
reacted by letting him live in his house.
If he stole your car, I bet you'd happily keep up the insurance
payments. If he had an affair with your wife, you'd probably
offer to mind the kids. It feels inevitable that, under Klopp,
Liverpool are going to keep on winning. All I can do is keep
staring out of the window, praying for rain.
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Mortgage Loan Closer at Trustco Bank
Western Governors University
Lives in Kissimmee
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Now Hiring - Full time Key Holder
Job Description: This position in an entry level job
with multiple opportunities for growth. You'll be
responsible for providing smiles and good times
Responsibilities:
Accompany
Motivate me to reach goals
Pick movies/games on movie/game night
Evaluate recipes prepared by me
me on dates
Benefits include but not limited to:
.Vacations
Massages (including foot rubs)
Spontaneous gifts
Possible promotion to GF or more
Serious inquiries only
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Mortgage Loan Closer at Trustco Bank
Western Governors University
Lives in Kissimmee
less than a mile away
Now Hiring - Full time Key Holder
Job Description: This position in an entry level job
with multiple opportunities for growth. You'll be
responsible for providing smiles and good times
Responsibilities:
Accompany
Motivate me to reach goals
Pick movies/games on movie/game night
Evaluate recipes prepared by me
me on dates
Benefits include but not limited to:
.Vacations
Massages (including foot rubs)
Spontaneous gifts
Possible promotion to GF or more
Serious inquiries only
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@SeattlePD
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If
you are missing your pupper, she is
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bogleech: bogleech: I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself. Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next. The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS. they totally have a fetish…: 5 hours ago Hello! My husband is repulsed by my aged urine rubs. He hates every single hing about it. Even with the essential oils, he says he still smells it all over me- even to the point he doesnt want to touch me. Should I compromise by only drinking it and using it up the nose ears ect. I have literally tried everything to get rid of the smell. he even says the jars look like dead waste. please i need some help here I will give you the same advice I gave who is now a member of this group to0,when his husband was complaining about AU. Leave him. There are other fish in the sea, and had he never left we wouldve never began our journey together United by AU. Aged urine rubs with a partner are electrifying spiritually DO 33 4h Like Reply bogleech: bogleech: I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself. Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next. The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS. they totally have a fetish…

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bogleech:
I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself.
Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next.
The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS.

they totally have a fetish…: 5 hours ago
Hello! My husband is repulsed by my aged
urine rubs. He hates every single hing about it.
Even with the essential oils, he says he still
smells it all over me- even to the point he
doesnt want to touch me. Should I compromise
by only drinking it and using it up the nose ears
ect. I have literally tried everything to get rid of
the smell. he even says the jars look like dead
waste. please i need some help here

I will give you the same advice I gave
who is now a member of
this group to0,when his husband was
complaining about AU. Leave him.
There are other fish in the sea, and
had he never left we wouldve never
began our journey together United by
AU. Aged urine rubs with a partner
are electrifying spiritually
DO
33
4h Like Reply
bogleech:

bogleech:
I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself.
Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next.
The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS.

they totally have a fetish…

bogleech:

bogleech:
I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself.
Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next.
The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS.

they totally have a fetish…: 5 hours ago
Hello! My husband is repulsed by my aged
urine rubs. He hates every single hing about it.
Even with the essential oils, he says he still
smells it all over me- even to the point he
doesnt want to touch me. Should I compromise
by only drinking it and using it up the nose ears
ect. I have literally tried everything to get rid of
the smell. he even says the jars look like dead
waste. please i need some help here

I will give you the same advice I gave
who is now a member of
this group to0,when his husband was
complaining about AU. Leave him.
There are other fish in the sea, and
had he never left we wouldve never
began our journey together United by
AU. Aged urine rubs with a partner
are electrifying spiritually
DO
33
4h Like Reply
bogleech:

bogleech:
I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself.
Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next.
The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS.

they totally have a fetish…

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McOrder
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don't have to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to
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Good boye gone bad (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr Ya patna told us everything. He in the next room right now. Belly rubs. Chew toys & a Dr. Pepper. He a good boy. Now imma ask you again, Who shit on the rug? GARDA 8:34 PM 7/18/19 from Newark, NJ Twitter for iPhone Good boye gone bad (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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@roywoodjr
Ya patna told us everything. He in the
next room right now. Belly rubs. Chew
toys & a Dr. Pepper. He a good boy. Now
imma ask you again,
Who shit on the rug?
GARDA
8:34 PM 7/18/19 from Newark, NJ Twitter for
iPhone
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Good boye gone bad (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
@roywoodjr
Ya patna told us everything. He in the
next room right now. Belly rubs. Chew
toys & a Dr. Pepper. He a good boy. Now
imma ask you again,
Who shit on the rug?
GARDA
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porgmumma: Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.: mortal-kombat11 porgmumma: Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.

porgmumma:

Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.: mortal-kombat11
porgmumma:

Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.

porgmumma:

Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.: mortal-kombat11
porgmumma:

Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.

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Rubs: What happened to doctors? - Badass bird mask - Harry Potter wand - Rubs onions on your lymph nodes - Goth icon - Will put leeches on you to get rid of your troublesome excess blood CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/elassicalartimemes - Nice lab coat, nerd - Will only prescribe you morphine if you're actually in severe pain - Always on holiday - Scared of apples d grntkand Qnffe ve.d

Rubs: What happened to doctors?
- Badass bird mask
- Harry Potter wand
- Rubs onions on your lymph nodes
- Goth icon
- Will put leeches on you to get rid of
your troublesome excess blood
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
facebook.com/elassicalartimemes
- Nice lab coat, nerd
- Will only prescribe you morphine if
you're actually in severe pain
- Always on holiday
- Scared of apples
d grntkand Qnffe
ve.d

Rubs: What happened to doctors?
- Badass bird mask
- Harry Potter wand
- Rubs onions on your lymph nodes
- Goth icon
- Will put leeches on you to get rid of
your troublesome excess blood
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
facebook.com/elassicalartimemes
- Nice lab coat, nerd
- Will only prescribe you morphine if
you're actually in severe pain
- Always on holiday
- Scared of apples
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Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz MORE MEMES: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't have to put Mc in front of words Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to Donalds Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz MORE MEMES

Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz
MORE MEMES: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your
McOrder
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you
don't have to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to
Donalds
Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz
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Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz
MORE MEMES: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your
McOrder
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you
don't have to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to
Donalds
Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz
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"We broke the cat with feet rubs..." 😂 Credit: ViralHog: "We broke the cat with feet rubs..." 😂 Credit: ViralHog

"We broke the cat with feet rubs..." 😂

Credit: ViralHog: "We broke the cat with feet rubs..." 😂

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"We broke the cat with feet rubs..." 😂

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Rubs: This albino squirrel comes to our door and rubs it's nipples and just stares at us

Rubs: This albino squirrel comes to
our door and rubs it's nipples
and just stares at us

Rubs: This albino squirrel comes to
our door and rubs it's nipples
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Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World: Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol Don't aber ns the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feeding Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sniffs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay. Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her. Don' Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl Let her escape know where she's at At all times and most important.. Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and
watch her dog and omg she's too
much lol
Don't
aber ns
the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sniffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay.
Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her.
Don'
Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl
Let her escape know where she's at At all times
and most important..
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and
watch her dog and omg she's too
much lol
Don't
aber ns
the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sniffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay.
Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her.
Don'
Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl
Let her escape know where she's at At all times
and most important..
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

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simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED CATS FACES 2) CAT WITH EARS UPRIGHT, SITTING UP AND ALERT 1) CAT WITH EARS 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN FORWARD Im pleased to see you.If you hold outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im Im feeling scared or anxious am shy) offtofindout CATS NOISES MIAOW! PURRRR! MYIP!MYIP! 4) PURR 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW HellolWelcome home! Is my dinnerready yet? 6) CHATTERING AT THE WINDOW I purr because of most things (dinner strokes, sitting in sunshine but mainly because youúve given me some form of I've spottedpreyoutside the window but I dont think Ican catch it contact andI like it. CATs PoSTURES 7) CAT WITH BACK HUNCHED UP AND TAIL AND FUR ON END, 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS BEHIND 9) CAT ROLLING ON BACK TO EXPOSE STOMACH GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I dogs. my hair out to make myselflook bigger so whatever Im scaredof leaves me alone. might be in the mood to play. Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr? 10) CAT BRINGING A CIFT 12) CAT KNEADING 11) CAT RUBBING AGAINST A TABLE / PERSON Imgetting comfy, kneading you is just like needing mymum. Im trying to teach you howto hunt.See what a goodhunter am. This is my home andIscent things to find mywayaround. 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING WITH NO LEGS This might look silly to you, but it makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou but you cant seeme! SLOW CLOSING OF EYES WHILST MAKING EYE CONTACT Im happy and relaxed You could call this mysphinx loaforeven monorail position. Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam in the mood Sainsbury's Bank simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.

simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
CATS FACES
2) CAT WITH EARS
UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
AND ALERT
1) CAT WITH EARS
3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
FORWARD
Im pleased to see you.If you hold
outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
Im feeling scared or anxious
am shy)
offtofindout
CATS NOISES
MIAOW!
PURRRR!
MYIP!MYIP!
4) PURR
5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
HellolWelcome home! Is my
dinnerready yet?
6) CHATTERING AT THE
WINDOW
I purr because of most things
(dinner strokes, sitting in
sunshine but mainly because
youúve given me some form of
I've spottedpreyoutside the
window but I dont think Ican
catch it
contact andI like it.

CATs PoSTURES
7) CAT WITH BACK
HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
AND FUR ON END,
8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
BEHIND
9) CAT ROLLING ON
BACK TO EXPOSE
STOMACH
GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
dogs.
my hair out to make myselflook
bigger so whatever Im scaredof
leaves me alone.
might be in the mood to play.

Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
10) CAT BRINGING A
CIFT
12) CAT KNEADING
11) CAT RUBBING
AGAINST A TABLE /
PERSON
Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
just like needing mymum.
Im trying to teach you howto
hunt.See what a goodhunter
am.
This is my home andIscent
things to find mywayaround.
13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
WITH NO LEGS
This might look silly to you, but it
makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
but you cant seeme!
SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
WHILST MAKING EYE
CONTACT
Im happy and relaxed You could
call this mysphinx loaforeven
monorail position.
Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
in the mood
Sainsbury's Bank
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.

simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
CATS FACES
2) CAT WITH EARS
UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
AND ALERT
1) CAT WITH EARS
3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
FORWARD
Im pleased to see you.If you hold
outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
Im feeling scared or anxious
am shy)
offtofindout
CATS NOISES
MIAOW!
PURRRR!
MYIP!MYIP!
4) PURR
5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
HellolWelcome home! Is my
dinnerready yet?
6) CHATTERING AT THE
WINDOW
I purr because of most things
(dinner strokes, sitting in
sunshine but mainly because
youúve given me some form of
I've spottedpreyoutside the
window but I dont think Ican
catch it
contact andI like it.

CATs PoSTURES
7) CAT WITH BACK
HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
AND FUR ON END,
8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
BEHIND
9) CAT ROLLING ON
BACK TO EXPOSE
STOMACH
GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
dogs.
my hair out to make myselflook
bigger so whatever Im scaredof
leaves me alone.
might be in the mood to play.

Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
10) CAT BRINGING A
CIFT
12) CAT KNEADING
11) CAT RUBBING
AGAINST A TABLE /
PERSON
Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
just like needing mymum.
Im trying to teach you howto
hunt.See what a goodhunter
am.
This is my home andIscent
things to find mywayaround.
13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
WITH NO LEGS
This might look silly to you, but it
makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
but you cant seeme!
SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
WHILST MAKING EYE
CONTACT
Im happy and relaxed You could
call this mysphinx loaforeven
monorail position.
Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
in the mood
Sainsbury's Bank
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.

simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rub...

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Where is he! Lol: QUALITIES OF A GOOD SWOLEMATE: 1: LIFTS (OBVIOUSLY) 2: MEAL PREPS WITH OR FOR You 3: GIVES GOOD BACK, HEAD & BUTT RUBS 4: LOVES YOU EVEN WHEN YOU'RE BULKING 5: SURPRISES YOU WITH FOOD 6: HAS A TASTE FOR THE FINER THINGS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER & MOVIES IN BED 7: PUSHES YOU TO BE YOUR BEST 8: IS A GOOD CUDDLER 93IS JUST AN OVERALL DOPE INDIVIDUAL Where is he! Lol

Where is he! Lol: QUALITIES OF A GOOD
SWOLEMATE:
1: LIFTS (OBVIOUSLY)
2: MEAL PREPS WITH OR FOR You
3: GIVES GOOD BACK, HEAD & BUTT RUBS
4: LOVES YOU EVEN WHEN YOU'RE
BULKING
5: SURPRISES YOU WITH FOOD
6: HAS A TASTE FOR THE FINER THINGS LIKE
PEANUT BUTTER & MOVIES IN BED
7: PUSHES YOU TO BE YOUR BEST
8: IS A GOOD CUDDLER
93IS JUST AN OVERALL DOPE INDIVIDUAL
Where is he! Lol

Where is he! Lol: QUALITIES OF A GOOD
SWOLEMATE:
1: LIFTS (OBVIOUSLY)
2: MEAL PREPS WITH OR FOR You
3: GIVES GOOD BACK, HEAD & BUTT RUBS
4: LOVES YOU EVEN WHEN YOU'RE
BULKING
5: SURPRISES YOU WITH FOOD
6: HAS A TASTE FOR THE FINER THINGS LIKE
PEANUT BUTTER & MOVIES IN BED
7: PUSHES YOU TO BE YOUR BEST
8: IS A GOOD CUDDLER
93IS JUST AN OVERALL DOPE INDIVIDUAL
Where is he! Lol

Where is he! Lol

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Rubs: Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" But nobody rubs your dick and says "good job"

Rubs: Why is it when your wife or girlfriend
gets pregnant, all her friends rub her
belly and say "congratulations!"
But nobody rubs your dick and says
"good job"

Rubs: Why is it when your wife or girlfriend
gets pregnant, all her friends rub her
belly and say "congratulations!"
But nobody rubs your dick and says
"good job"

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Wholesome Genie: rubs magic lamp3 Genie: You have 3 wishes "Iwish all pets could live as long as humans" Genie: Dam... that's good.... alright you still have 3 wishes that one's on me Wholesome Genie

Wholesome Genie: rubs magic lamp3
Genie: You have 3 wishes
"Iwish all pets could live as long as
humans"
Genie: Dam... that's good.... alright you
still have 3 wishes that one's on me
Wholesome Genie

Wholesome Genie: rubs magic lamp3
Genie: You have 3 wishes
"Iwish all pets could live as long as
humans"
Genie: Dam... that's good.... alright you
still have 3 wishes that one's on me
Wholesome Genie

Wholesome Genie

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Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World

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Good guy Genie!!!: Rachit Mishra @rachitex rubs magic lamp* Genie: 3 wishes onlv! Me: I wish for a program to decide a variable name for me. Genie: Whoa! You still have 3 wishes. That one's on me Good guy Genie!!!

Good guy Genie!!!: Rachit Mishra
@rachitex
rubs magic lamp*
Genie: 3 wishes onlv!
Me: I wish for a program to decide
a variable name for me.
Genie: Whoa! You still have 3
wishes. That one's on me
Good guy Genie!!!

Good guy Genie!!!: Rachit Mishra
@rachitex
rubs magic lamp*
Genie: 3 wishes onlv!
Me: I wish for a program to decide
a variable name for me.
Genie: Whoa! You still have 3
wishes. That one's on me
Good guy Genie!!!

Good guy Genie!!!

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Wholesome Genie: rubs magic lamp* Genie: You have 3 wishes "I wish all pets could live as long as humans" Genie: Damn... that's good.. alright you still have 3 wishes that one's on me Wholesome Genie

Wholesome Genie: rubs magic lamp*
Genie: You have 3 wishes
"I wish all pets could live as long as
humans"
Genie: Damn... that's good.. alright you
still have 3 wishes that one's on me
Wholesome Genie

Wholesome Genie: rubs magic lamp*
Genie: You have 3 wishes
"I wish all pets could live as long as
humans"
Genie: Damn... that's good.. alright you
still have 3 wishes that one's on me
Wholesome Genie

Wholesome Genie

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Okay: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs Okay

Okay: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Okay

Okay: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Okay

Okay

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awesomacious: I’ll even give a tip: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs awesomacious: I’ll even give a tip

awesomacious:

I’ll even give a tip: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
awesomacious:

I’ll even give a tip

awesomacious:

I’ll even give a tip: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
awesomacious:

I’ll even give a tip

awesomacious: I’ll even give a tip

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Sometimes I have fun: @1°29%D Verizon ? 9:16 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/25/19 Love the puppy what will it take for me to pet him/her? Today 9:14 PM Well, you have a couple of options, it depends on the what level package of pets you're looking for Bronze package Includes: being in the general vicinity of Lillypad possible look over and occasional sniff in the air towards your direction el will make her happy so you can see her tail wag Cost: a cup of coffee and awkward conversation Gold package Includes: you will get it exactly 10 pets (belly rubs exclude possible licks on the hand will be able to tell her exactly once that she is a good girl Cost: two glasses of wine and fun conversation Platinum package unlimited pets and belly rubs demonstration of all available tricks including but not limited to: speak whisper -peekaboo -shake -high five -fist bump -tell me a secret full face kisses if that's what you wish Cost: being my emotional support date through Aladdin while I question why this god forsaken movie ever had to be made but tearing up slightly cause I miss Robin Williams Terms and conditions apply. Side affects include seeing will smith try his very best, dog slobber and falling in love with either owner or just dog. Don't operate vehicles or heavy machinery while giving puppy pets. Please pet responsibly Sent Send Type a message Sometimes I have fun

Sometimes I have fun: @1°29%D
Verizon ?
9:16 PM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 5/25/19
Love the puppy what will it take
for me to pet him/her?
Today 9:14 PM
Well, you have a couple of
options, it depends on the what
level package of pets you're
looking for
Bronze package
Includes:
being in the general vicinity of
Lillypad
possible look over and
occasional sniff in the air towards
your direction
el will make her happy so you can
see her tail wag
Cost: a cup of coffee and
awkward conversation
Gold package
Includes:
you will get it exactly 10 pets
(belly rubs exclude
possible licks on the hand
will be able to tell her exactly
once that she is a good girl
Cost: two glasses of wine and
fun conversation
Platinum package
unlimited pets and belly rubs
demonstration of all available
tricks including but not limited to:
speak
whisper
-peekaboo
-shake
-high five
-fist bump
-tell me a secret
full face kisses if that's what you
wish
Cost: being my emotional
support date through Aladdin
while I question why this god
forsaken movie ever had to be
made but tearing up slightly
cause I miss Robin Williams
Terms and conditions apply. Side
affects include seeing will smith
try his very best, dog slobber and
falling in love with either owner
or just dog. Don't operate
vehicles or heavy machinery
while giving puppy pets. Please
pet responsibly
Sent
Send
Type a message
Sometimes I have fun

Sometimes I have fun: @1°29%D
Verizon ?
9:16 PM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 5/25/19
Love the puppy what will it take
for me to pet him/her?
Today 9:14 PM
Well, you have a couple of
options, it depends on the what
level package of pets you're
looking for
Bronze package
Includes:
being in the general vicinity of
Lillypad
possible look over and
occasional sniff in the air towards
your direction
el will make her happy so you can
see her tail wag
Cost: a cup of coffee and
awkward conversation
Gold package
Includes:
you will get it exactly 10 pets
(belly rubs exclude
possible licks on the hand
will be able to tell her exactly
once that she is a good girl
Cost: two glasses of wine and
fun conversation
Platinum package
unlimited pets and belly rubs
demonstration of all available
tricks including but not limited to:
speak
whisper
-peekaboo
-shake
-high five
-fist bump
-tell me a secret
full face kisses if that's what you
wish
Cost: being my emotional
support date through Aladdin
while I question why this god
forsaken movie ever had to be
made but tearing up slightly
cause I miss Robin Williams
Terms and conditions apply. Side
affects include seeing will smith
try his very best, dog slobber and
falling in love with either owner
or just dog. Don't operate
vehicles or heavy machinery
while giving puppy pets. Please
pet responsibly
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