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Animals, Bad, and Bones: vaspider: shaaknaa: emi–rose: osberend: iopele: suspendnodisbelief: naamahdarling: optimysticals: youwantmuchmore: thebestoftumbling: golden eagle having a relaxing time This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed. I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion. Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy. Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted. If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it: 1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer) 3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.) In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions. Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy. Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders. reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks! Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub. @marywhal is bird-cat!! @vaspider birb

Animals, Bad, and Bones: vaspider:
shaaknaa:

emi–rose:

osberend:

iopele:

suspendnodisbelief:

naamahdarling:

optimysticals:

youwantmuchmore:

thebestoftumbling:

golden eagle having a relaxing time

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion.

Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy.

Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted.
If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it:
1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer)
3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.)
In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions.
Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy.
Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders.

reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks!

Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub.

@marywhal is bird-cat!!

@vaspider

birb

Animals, Bad, and Bones: vaspider:
shaaknaa:

emi–rose:

osberend:

iopele:

suspendnodisbelief:

naamahdarling:

optimysticals:

youwantmuchmore:

thebestoftumbling:

golden eagle having a relaxing time

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

I feel like this is the next step up on “loose your fingers” roulette from petting a kittie’s tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion.

Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Because I want it to be happy. It looks so happy. Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy.

Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. It’s the “I am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of me” sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isn’t an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconer’s gauntlet, I’ve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you don’t try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if she’s been human-imprinted.
If you’re ever unsure about an animal’s level of okayness with something that’s happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it:
1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting) 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animal’s frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer)
3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.)
In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These aren’t a universally applicable metric, but they’re a good start for mammal and bird interactions.
Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkin’ birb is happy and cozy.
Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. It’s definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the “runts” of the nest who don’t receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders.

reblogged for excellent info, I’m so glad that big gorgeous birb really is as happy as it looks!

Today’s bit of positive activism: A reminder that, although the world may contain many bad and awful things, it also contains an enormous winged predator clucking happily as a human gives it a belly rub.

@marywhal is bird-cat!!

@vaspider

birb

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Arsenal, Bad, and Chelsea: Klopp is impossible not to like, even for a Manchester United supporter PHIL NOBLE/REUTERS A sa Manchester United fan, Liverpool have always been the supervillains. Others have been there or thereabouts (Manchester City, Arsenal, John Terry) but they are still top. I think the reason is because both teams know how to wind each other up. Well, it looks like Liverpool have managed to pull off the ultimate wind-up. They've found a manager who not only plays attractive football and wins trophies, but he's also impossible not to like. It's like when the bloke you hate from work gets a new girlfriend and you trawl Facebook to find evidence that she's awful. But the more you look, the more of her wonderful qualities you see. She's kind, funny, attractive (but not intimidatingly so), popular, humble and she has great (I mean GREAT) teeth. Annoyingly, they seem really happy together. Yes, Jürgen Klopp looks very settled. His agent once hinted that the only reason he'd leave would be because of the weather. I now watch the forecast every evening, praying for rain. Each time the sun comes out, my heart sinks. The man is ruining my life! I keep searching for any sort of crack in the squad. When Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané had that argument against Burnley, I wondered, could this be the beginning of the end? Jürgen laughed it off and all was fine. Damn. With Liverpool, Klopp has built a team that is an extension of his personality. Fergie did it at United and José Mourinho did it at Chelsea (once), but while those were sides that their rivals found it easy to dislike, Klopp has created a team that are as fun to watch as he is. Everything I read makes me like him even more. His middle name is Norbert for heaven's sake. And he's married to a social worker. Last week he stopped to support a junior girls match while he was out walking his dog. I bet that dog has a brilliant life. Constant treats and tummy rubs. Now I'm jealous of a dog Great. Even Brendan Rodgers, who by all rights should despise Klopp, won't hear a bad word about him. When Klopp snatched a result from his Leicester City team with a controversial penalty on Saturday, he reacted by hugging him. When Klopp snatched his job from him three years ago, he reacted by letting him live in his house. If he stole your car, I bet you'd happily keep up the insurance payments. If he had an affair with your wife, you'd probably offer to mind the kids. It feels inevitable that, under Klopp, Liverpool are going to keep on winning. All I can do is keep staring out of the window, praying for rain. Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

Arsenal, Bad, and Chelsea: Klopp is impossible not to like, even
for a Manchester United supporter
PHIL NOBLE/REUTERS
A
sa Manchester United fan, Liverpool have always
been the supervillains. Others have been there or
thereabouts (Manchester City, Arsenal, John Terry)
but they are still top. I think the reason is because
both teams know how to wind each other up.
Well, it looks like Liverpool have managed to pull off the
ultimate wind-up. They've found a manager who not only plays
attractive football and wins trophies, but he's also impossible
not to like.
It's like when the bloke you hate from work gets a new
girlfriend and you trawl Facebook to find evidence that she's
awful. But the more you look, the more of her wonderful
qualities you see. She's kind, funny, attractive (but not
intimidatingly so), popular, humble and she has great (I mean
GREAT) teeth. Annoyingly, they seem really happy together.
Yes, Jürgen Klopp looks very settled. His agent once hinted
that the only reason he'd leave would be because of the
weather. I now watch the forecast every evening, praying for
rain. Each time the sun comes out, my heart sinks. The man is
ruining my life!
I keep searching for any sort of crack in the squad. When
Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané had that argument against
Burnley, I wondered, could this be the beginning of the end?
Jürgen laughed it off and all was fine. Damn.
With Liverpool, Klopp has built a team that is an extension
of his personality. Fergie did it at United and José Mourinho
did it at Chelsea (once), but while those were sides that their
rivals found it easy to dislike, Klopp has created a team that are
as fun to watch as he is.
Everything I read makes me like him even more. His middle
name is Norbert for heaven's sake. And he's married to a social
worker. Last week he stopped to support a junior girls match
while he was out walking his dog. I bet that dog has a brilliant
life. Constant treats and tummy rubs. Now I'm jealous of a dog
Great.
Even Brendan Rodgers, who by all rights should despise
Klopp, won't hear a bad word about him. When Klopp
snatched a result from his Leicester City team with a
controversial penalty on Saturday, he reacted by hugging him.
When Klopp snatched his job from him three years ago, he
reacted by letting him live in his house.
If he stole your car, I bet you'd happily keep up the insurance
payments. If he had an affair with your wife, you'd probably
offer to mind the kids. It feels inevitable that, under Klopp,
Liverpool are going to keep on winning. All I can do is keep
staring out of the window, praying for rain.
Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

Arsenal, Bad, and Chelsea: Klopp is impossible not to like, even
for a Manchester United supporter
PHIL NOBLE/REUTERS
A
sa Manchester United fan, Liverpool have always
been the supervillains. Others have been there or
thereabouts (Manchester City, Arsenal, John Terry)
but they are still top. I think the reason is because
both teams know how to wind each other up.
Well, it looks like Liverpool have managed to pull off the
ultimate wind-up. They've found a manager who not only plays
attractive football and wins trophies, but he's also impossible
not to like.
It's like when the bloke you hate from work gets a new
girlfriend and you trawl Facebook to find evidence that she's
awful. But the more you look, the more of her wonderful
qualities you see. She's kind, funny, attractive (but not
intimidatingly so), popular, humble and she has great (I mean
GREAT) teeth. Annoyingly, they seem really happy together.
Yes, Jürgen Klopp looks very settled. His agent once hinted
that the only reason he'd leave would be because of the
weather. I now watch the forecast every evening, praying for
rain. Each time the sun comes out, my heart sinks. The man is
ruining my life!
I keep searching for any sort of crack in the squad. When
Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané had that argument against
Burnley, I wondered, could this be the beginning of the end?
Jürgen laughed it off and all was fine. Damn.
With Liverpool, Klopp has built a team that is an extension
of his personality. Fergie did it at United and José Mourinho
did it at Chelsea (once), but while those were sides that their
rivals found it easy to dislike, Klopp has created a team that are
as fun to watch as he is.
Everything I read makes me like him even more. His middle
name is Norbert for heaven's sake. And he's married to a social
worker. Last week he stopped to support a junior girls match
while he was out walking his dog. I bet that dog has a brilliant
life. Constant treats and tummy rubs. Now I'm jealous of a dog
Great.
Even Brendan Rodgers, who by all rights should despise
Klopp, won't hear a bad word about him. When Klopp
snatched a result from his Leicester City team with a
controversial penalty on Saturday, he reacted by hugging him.
When Klopp snatched his job from him three years ago, he
reacted by letting him live in his house.
If he stole your car, I bet you'd happily keep up the insurance
payments. If he had an affair with your wife, you'd probably
offer to mind the kids. It feels inevitable that, under Klopp,
Liverpool are going to keep on winning. All I can do is keep
staring out of the window, praying for rain.
Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

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Come Over, Sad, and Doggo: When you want belly rubs, but they won't come over... Sad doggo…

Come Over, Sad, and Doggo: When you want
belly rubs,
but they won't
come over...
Sad doggo…

Come Over, Sad, and Doggo: When you want
belly rubs,
but they won't
come over...
Sad doggo…

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Goals, Movies, and Bank: 9:34 目 28 Mortgage Loan Closer at Trustco Bank Western Governors University Lives in Kissimmee less than a mile away Now Hiring - Full time Key Holder Job Description: This position in an entry level job with multiple opportunities for growth. You'll be responsible for providing smiles and good times Responsibilities: Accompany Motivate me to reach goals Pick movies/games on movie/game night Evaluate recipes prepared by me me on dates Benefits include but not limited to: .Vacations Massages (including foot rubs) Spontaneous gifts Possible promotion to GF or more Serious inquiries only L Am I tindering right?

Goals, Movies, and Bank: 9:34 目
28
Mortgage Loan Closer at Trustco Bank
Western Governors University
Lives in Kissimmee
less than a mile away
Now Hiring - Full time Key Holder
Job Description: This position in an entry level job
with multiple opportunities for growth. You'll be
responsible for providing smiles and good times
Responsibilities:
Accompany
Motivate me to reach goals
Pick movies/games on movie/game night
Evaluate recipes prepared by me
me on dates
Benefits include but not limited to:
.Vacations
Massages (including foot rubs)
Spontaneous gifts
Possible promotion to GF or more
Serious inquiries only
L
Am I tindering right?

Goals, Movies, and Bank: 9:34 目
28
Mortgage Loan Closer at Trustco Bank
Western Governors University
Lives in Kissimmee
less than a mile away
Now Hiring - Full time Key Holder
Job Description: This position in an entry level job
with multiple opportunities for growth. You'll be
responsible for providing smiles and good times
Responsibilities:
Accompany
Motivate me to reach goals
Pick movies/games on movie/game night
Evaluate recipes prepared by me
me on dates
Benefits include but not limited to:
.Vacations
Massages (including foot rubs)
Spontaneous gifts
Possible promotion to GF or more
Serious inquiries only
L
Am I tindering right?

Am I tindering right?

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Police, Good, and Seattle: SEATTLE Seattle Police Dept. 1869 EST @SeattlePD POLICE If you are missing your pupper, she is at the South Precinct being fed treats and getting copius belly rubs. Give us a call and we'll give her back after we take her to the park and maybe a few more treatS SEATTLE POLICE good police

Police, Good, and Seattle: SEATTLE
Seattle Police Dept.
1869
EST
@SeattlePD
POLICE
If
you are missing your pupper, she is
at the South Precinct being fed treats
and getting copius belly rubs. Give us
a call and we'll give her back after we
take her to the park and maybe a few
more treatS
SEATTLE POLICE
good police

Police, Good, and Seattle: SEATTLE
Seattle Police Dept.
1869
EST
@SeattlePD
POLICE
If
you are missing your pupper, she is
at the South Precinct being fed treats
and getting copius belly rubs. Give us
a call and we'll give her back after we
take her to the park and maybe a few
more treatS
SEATTLE POLICE
good police

good police

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Advice, Bodies , and Drinking: 5 hours ago Hello! My husband is repulsed by my aged urine rubs. He hates every single hing about it. Even with the essential oils, he says he still smells it all over me- even to the point he doesnt want to touch me. Should I compromise by only drinking it and using it up the nose ears ect. I have literally tried everything to get rid of the smell. he even says the jars look like dead waste. please i need some help here I will give you the same advice I gave who is now a member of this group to0,when his husband was complaining about AU. Leave him. There are other fish in the sea, and had he never left we wouldve never began our journey together United by AU. Aged urine rubs with a partner are electrifying spiritually DO 33 4h Like Reply bogleech: bogleech: I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself. Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next. The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS. they totally have a fetish…

Advice, Bodies , and Drinking: 5 hours ago
Hello! My husband is repulsed by my aged
urine rubs. He hates every single hing about it.
Even with the essential oils, he says he still
smells it all over me- even to the point he
doesnt want to touch me. Should I compromise
by only drinking it and using it up the nose ears
ect. I have literally tried everything to get rid of
the smell. he even says the jars look like dead
waste. please i need some help here

I will give you the same advice I gave
who is now a member of
this group to0,when his husband was
complaining about AU. Leave him.
There are other fish in the sea, and
had he never left we wouldve never
began our journey together United by
AU. Aged urine rubs with a partner
are electrifying spiritually
DO
33
4h Like Reply
bogleech:

bogleech:
I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself.
Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next.
The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS.

they totally have a fetish…

Advice, Bodies , and Drinking: 5 hours ago
Hello! My husband is repulsed by my aged
urine rubs. He hates every single hing about it.
Even with the essential oils, he says he still
smells it all over me- even to the point he
doesnt want to touch me. Should I compromise
by only drinking it and using it up the nose ears
ect. I have literally tried everything to get rid of
the smell. he even says the jars look like dead
waste. please i need some help here

I will give you the same advice I gave
who is now a member of
this group to0,when his husband was
complaining about AU. Leave him.
There are other fish in the sea, and
had he never left we wouldve never
began our journey together United by
AU. Aged urine rubs with a partner
are electrifying spiritually
DO
33
4h Like Reply
bogleech:

bogleech:
I have to agree with the response, if you truly can’t bear life without lathering yourself up in your own rotting piss juice because you think it’s magic, you should probably do the right thing and spare your loved ones from yourself.
Oh no, you mean some of you still didn’t know that FERMENTED HUMAN PISS is the latest homeopathic health craze??? They drink it, they bathe in it, they buy and trade it, they think it’ll cure cancer and de-age them and boost their immunity and anything else they feel like making up.Mark my words, eating shit is probably next.
The funniest part is these are the same people obsessed with “detoxifying” their bodies. What the fuck do they think piss IS.

they totally have a fetish…

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McDonalds, Boss, and Can: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't have to put Mc in front of words Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to Donalds

McDonalds, Boss, and Can: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your
McOrder
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you
don't have to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to
Donalds

McDonalds, Boss, and Can: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your
McOrder
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you
don't have to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to
Donalds

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Animals, Memes, and Animal: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs Animal Memes Of The Day 30 Pics – Ep56 #animalmemes #funnymemes - Lovely Animals World

Animals, Memes, and Animal: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Animal Memes Of The Day 30 Pics – Ep56 #animalmemes #funnymemes - Lovely Animals World

Animals, Memes, and Animal: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Animal Memes Of The Day 30 Pics – Ep56 #animalmemes #funnymemes - Lovely Animals World

Animal Memes Of The Day 30 Pics – Ep56 #animalmemes #funnymemes - Lovely Animals World

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Bad, Blackpeopletwitter, and Iphone: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr Ya patna told us everything. He in the next room right now. Belly rubs. Chew toys & a Dr. Pepper. He a good boy. Now imma ask you again, Who shit on the rug? GARDA 8:34 PM 7/18/19 from Newark, NJ Twitter for iPhone Good boye gone bad (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Bad, Blackpeopletwitter, and Iphone: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
@roywoodjr
Ya patna told us everything. He in the
next room right now. Belly rubs. Chew
toys & a Dr. Pepper. He a good boy. Now
imma ask you again,
Who shit on the rug?
GARDA
8:34 PM 7/18/19 from Newark, NJ Twitter for
iPhone
Good boye gone bad (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Bad, Blackpeopletwitter, and Iphone: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
@roywoodjr
Ya patna told us everything. He in the
next room right now. Belly rubs. Chew
toys & a Dr. Pepper. He a good boy. Now
imma ask you again,
Who shit on the rug?
GARDA
8:34 PM 7/18/19 from Newark, NJ Twitter for
iPhone
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Crying, Fucking, and Gif: mortal-kombat11 porgmumma: Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.

Crying, Fucking, and Gif: mortal-kombat11
porgmumma:

Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.

Crying, Fucking, and Gif: mortal-kombat11
porgmumma:

Can we talk about a few things here?First of all how he lifts her chin up and she stops crying just a second to try to give him a smile? That she doesn’t quite want to say what he already knows. The way that in the second gif he rubs her back? To Johnny POST MK X all he cared about was Cassie Sonya. He wanted to protect the two most important girls to him and he failed in many ways with Cassie growing up but he wanted to make a difference. Also the way he rubs her back kinda also shows that he’s trying to calm her cause clearly this whole scene we see how upset and what not she is. TRULY IT SHOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY MIGHTA FUCKING FUCKED UP WHEN HE WAS RAISING CASSIE AND SONYA AND HIM WERE APART HE STILL FUCKING CARES.JOHNNY CAGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO SEE IN MK 11 TO WATCH HIM YELL AT HIS YOUNGER SELF.

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Facebook, Harry Potter, and Memes: What happened to doctors? - Badass bird mask - Harry Potter wand - Rubs onions on your lymph nodes - Goth icon - Will put leeches on you to get rid of your troublesome excess blood CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/elassicalartimemes - Nice lab coat, nerd - Will only prescribe you morphine if you're actually in severe pain - Always on holiday - Scared of apples d grntkand Qnffe ve.d

Facebook, Harry Potter, and Memes: What happened to doctors?
- Badass bird mask
- Harry Potter wand
- Rubs onions on your lymph nodes
- Goth icon
- Will put leeches on you to get rid of
your troublesome excess blood
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
facebook.com/elassicalartimemes
- Nice lab coat, nerd
- Will only prescribe you morphine if
you're actually in severe pain
- Always on holiday
- Scared of apples
d grntkand Qnffe
ve.d

Facebook, Harry Potter, and Memes: What happened to doctors?
- Badass bird mask
- Harry Potter wand
- Rubs onions on your lymph nodes
- Goth icon
- Will put leeches on you to get rid of
your troublesome excess blood
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
facebook.com/elassicalartimemes
- Nice lab coat, nerd
- Will only prescribe you morphine if
you're actually in severe pain
- Always on holiday
- Scared of apples
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Dank, McDonalds, and Memes: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't have to put Mc in front of words Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to Donalds Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz MORE MEMES

Dank, McDonalds, and Memes: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your
McOrder
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you
don't have to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to
Donalds
Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz
MORE MEMES

Dank, McDonalds, and Memes: Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your
McOrder
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you
don't have to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to
Donalds
Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz
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Epic McBruh moment by mysterymoritz MORE MEMES

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Feet, Cat, and Broke: "We broke the cat with feet rubs..." 😂 Credit: ViralHog

Feet, Cat, and Broke: "We broke the cat with feet rubs..." 😂

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Feet, Cat, and Broke: "We broke the cat with feet rubs..." 😂

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Squirrel, Albino, and Door: This albino squirrel comes to our door and rubs it's nipples and just stares at us

Squirrel, Albino, and Door: This albino squirrel comes to
our door and rubs it's nipples
and just stares at us

Squirrel, Albino, and Door: This albino squirrel comes to
our door and rubs it's nipples
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Animals, At-At, and Beautiful: Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol Don't aber ns the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feeding Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sniffs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay. Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her. Don' Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl Let her escape know where she's at At all times and most important.. Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Animals, At-At, and Beautiful: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and
watch her dog and omg she's too
much lol
Don't
aber ns
the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sniffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay.
Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her.
Don'
Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl
Let her escape know where she's at At all times
and most important..
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Animals, At-At, and Beautiful: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and
watch her dog and omg she's too
much lol
Don't
aber ns
the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sniffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay.
Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her.
Don'
Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl
Let her escape know where she's at At all times
and most important..
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

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Being Alone, Cats, and Do It Again: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED CATS FACES 2) CAT WITH EARS UPRIGHT, SITTING UP AND ALERT 1) CAT WITH EARS 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN FORWARD Im pleased to see you.If you hold outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im Im feeling scared or anxious am shy) offtofindout CATS NOISES MIAOW! PURRRR! MYIP!MYIP! 4) PURR 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW HellolWelcome home! Is my dinnerready yet? 6) CHATTERING AT THE WINDOW I purr because of most things (dinner strokes, sitting in sunshine but mainly because youúve given me some form of I've spottedpreyoutside the window but I dont think Ican catch it contact andI like it. CATs PoSTURES 7) CAT WITH BACK HUNCHED UP AND TAIL AND FUR ON END, 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS BEHIND 9) CAT ROLLING ON BACK TO EXPOSE STOMACH GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I dogs. my hair out to make myselflook bigger so whatever Im scaredof leaves me alone. might be in the mood to play. Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr? 10) CAT BRINGING A CIFT 12) CAT KNEADING 11) CAT RUBBING AGAINST A TABLE / PERSON Imgetting comfy, kneading you is just like needing mymum. Im trying to teach you howto hunt.See what a goodhunter am. This is my home andIscent things to find mywayaround. 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING WITH NO LEGS This might look silly to you, but it makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou but you cant seeme! SLOW CLOSING OF EYES WHILST MAKING EYE CONTACT Im happy and relaxed You could call this mysphinx loaforeven monorail position. Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam in the mood Sainsbury's Bank simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.

Being Alone, Cats, and Do It Again: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
CATS FACES
2) CAT WITH EARS
UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
AND ALERT
1) CAT WITH EARS
3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
FORWARD
Im pleased to see you.If you hold
outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
Im feeling scared or anxious
am shy)
offtofindout
CATS NOISES
MIAOW!
PURRRR!
MYIP!MYIP!
4) PURR
5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
HellolWelcome home! Is my
dinnerready yet?
6) CHATTERING AT THE
WINDOW
I purr because of most things
(dinner strokes, sitting in
sunshine but mainly because
youúve given me some form of
I've spottedpreyoutside the
window but I dont think Ican
catch it
contact andI like it.

CATs PoSTURES
7) CAT WITH BACK
HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
AND FUR ON END,
8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
BEHIND
9) CAT ROLLING ON
BACK TO EXPOSE
STOMACH
GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
dogs.
my hair out to make myselflook
bigger so whatever Im scaredof
leaves me alone.
might be in the mood to play.

Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
10) CAT BRINGING A
CIFT
12) CAT KNEADING
11) CAT RUBBING
AGAINST A TABLE /
PERSON
Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
just like needing mymum.
Im trying to teach you howto
hunt.See what a goodhunter
am.
This is my home andIscent
things to find mywayaround.
13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
WITH NO LEGS
This might look silly to you, but it
makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
but you cant seeme!
SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
WHILST MAKING EYE
CONTACT
Im happy and relaxed You could
call this mysphinx loaforeven
monorail position.
Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
in the mood
Sainsbury's Bank
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.

Being Alone, Cats, and Do It Again: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
CATS FACES
2) CAT WITH EARS
UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
AND ALERT
1) CAT WITH EARS
3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
FORWARD
Im pleased to see you.If you hold
outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
Im feeling scared or anxious
am shy)
offtofindout
CATS NOISES
MIAOW!
PURRRR!
MYIP!MYIP!
4) PURR
5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
HellolWelcome home! Is my
dinnerready yet?
6) CHATTERING AT THE
WINDOW
I purr because of most things
(dinner strokes, sitting in
sunshine but mainly because
youúve given me some form of
I've spottedpreyoutside the
window but I dont think Ican
catch it
contact andI like it.

CATs PoSTURES
7) CAT WITH BACK
HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
AND FUR ON END,
8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
BEHIND
9) CAT ROLLING ON
BACK TO EXPOSE
STOMACH
GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
dogs.
my hair out to make myselflook
bigger so whatever Im scaredof
leaves me alone.
might be in the mood to play.

Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
10) CAT BRINGING A
CIFT
12) CAT KNEADING
11) CAT RUBBING
AGAINST A TABLE /
PERSON
Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
just like needing mymum.
Im trying to teach you howto
hunt.See what a goodhunter
am.
This is my home andIscent
things to find mywayaround.
13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
WITH NO LEGS
This might look silly to you, but it
makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
but you cant seeme!
SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
WHILST MAKING EYE
CONTACT
Im happy and relaxed You could
call this mysphinx loaforeven
monorail position.
Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
in the mood
Sainsbury's Bank
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.

simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, ...

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Butt, Dope, and Food: QUALITIES OF A GOOD SWOLEMATE: 1: LIFTS (OBVIOUSLY) 2: MEAL PREPS WITH OR FOR You 3: GIVES GOOD BACK, HEAD & BUTT RUBS 4: LOVES YOU EVEN WHEN YOU'RE BULKING 5: SURPRISES YOU WITH FOOD 6: HAS A TASTE FOR THE FINER THINGS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER & MOVIES IN BED 7: PUSHES YOU TO BE YOUR BEST 8: IS A GOOD CUDDLER 93IS JUST AN OVERALL DOPE INDIVIDUAL Where is he! Lol

Butt, Dope, and Food: QUALITIES OF A GOOD
SWOLEMATE:
1: LIFTS (OBVIOUSLY)
2: MEAL PREPS WITH OR FOR You
3: GIVES GOOD BACK, HEAD & BUTT RUBS
4: LOVES YOU EVEN WHEN YOU'RE
BULKING
5: SURPRISES YOU WITH FOOD
6: HAS A TASTE FOR THE FINER THINGS LIKE
PEANUT BUTTER & MOVIES IN BED
7: PUSHES YOU TO BE YOUR BEST
8: IS A GOOD CUDDLER
93IS JUST AN OVERALL DOPE INDIVIDUAL
Where is he! Lol

Butt, Dope, and Food: QUALITIES OF A GOOD
SWOLEMATE:
1: LIFTS (OBVIOUSLY)
2: MEAL PREPS WITH OR FOR You
3: GIVES GOOD BACK, HEAD & BUTT RUBS
4: LOVES YOU EVEN WHEN YOU'RE
BULKING
5: SURPRISES YOU WITH FOOD
6: HAS A TASTE FOR THE FINER THINGS LIKE
PEANUT BUTTER & MOVIES IN BED
7: PUSHES YOU TO BE YOUR BEST
8: IS A GOOD CUDDLER
93IS JUST AN OVERALL DOPE INDIVIDUAL
Where is he! Lol

Where is he! Lol

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Friends, Pregnant, and Congratulations: Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" But nobody rubs your dick and says "good job"

Friends, Pregnant, and Congratulations: Why is it when your wife or girlfriend
gets pregnant, all her friends rub her
belly and say "congratulations!"
But nobody rubs your dick and says
"good job"

Friends, Pregnant, and Congratulations: Why is it when your wife or girlfriend
gets pregnant, all her friends rub her
belly and say "congratulations!"
But nobody rubs your dick and says
"good job"

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Pets, Good, and Live: rubs magic lamp3 Genie: You have 3 wishes "Iwish all pets could live as long as humans" Genie: Dam... that's good.... alright you still have 3 wishes that one's on me Wholesome Genie

Pets, Good, and Live: rubs magic lamp3
Genie: You have 3 wishes
"Iwish all pets could live as long as
humans"
Genie: Dam... that's good.... alright you
still have 3 wishes that one's on me
Wholesome Genie

Pets, Good, and Live: rubs magic lamp3
Genie: You have 3 wishes
"Iwish all pets could live as long as
humans"
Genie: Dam... that's good.... alright you
still have 3 wishes that one's on me
Wholesome Genie

Wholesome Genie

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Animals, Dogs, and Memes: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World

Animals, Dogs, and Memes: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World

Animals, Dogs, and Memes: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep44 #dogs #dogmemes #lovelyanimalsworld - Lovely Animals World

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Good, Magic, and Genie: Rachit Mishra @rachitex rubs magic lamp* Genie: 3 wishes onlv! Me: I wish for a program to decide a variable name for me. Genie: Whoa! You still have 3 wishes. That one's on me Good guy Genie!!!

Good, Magic, and Genie: Rachit Mishra
@rachitex
rubs magic lamp*
Genie: 3 wishes onlv!
Me: I wish for a program to decide
a variable name for me.
Genie: Whoa! You still have 3
wishes. That one's on me
Good guy Genie!!!

Good, Magic, and Genie: Rachit Mishra
@rachitex
rubs magic lamp*
Genie: 3 wishes onlv!
Me: I wish for a program to decide
a variable name for me.
Genie: Whoa! You still have 3
wishes. That one's on me
Good guy Genie!!!

Good guy Genie!!!

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Pets, Good, and Live: rubs magic lamp* Genie: You have 3 wishes "I wish all pets could live as long as humans" Genie: Damn... that's good.. alright you still have 3 wishes that one's on me Wholesome Genie

Pets, Good, and Live: rubs magic lamp*
Genie: You have 3 wishes
"I wish all pets could live as long as
humans"
Genie: Damn... that's good.. alright you
still have 3 wishes that one's on me
Wholesome Genie

Pets, Good, and Live: rubs magic lamp*
Genie: You have 3 wishes
"I wish all pets could live as long as
humans"
Genie: Damn... that's good.. alright you
still have 3 wishes that one's on me
Wholesome Genie

Wholesome Genie

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Okay, Total, and Belly: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs Okay

Okay, Total, and Belly: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Okay

Okay, Total, and Belly: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
Okay

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Tumblr, Blog, and Com: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs awesomacious: I’ll even give a tip

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
awesomacious:

I’ll even give a tip

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
awesomacious:

I’ll even give a tip

awesomacious: I’ll even give a tip

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Aladdin, God, and Love: @1°29%D Verizon ? 9:16 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/25/19 Love the puppy what will it take for me to pet him/her? Today 9:14 PM Well, you have a couple of options, it depends on the what level package of pets you're looking for Bronze package Includes: being in the general vicinity of Lillypad possible look over and occasional sniff in the air towards your direction el will make her happy so you can see her tail wag Cost: a cup of coffee and awkward conversation Gold package Includes: you will get it exactly 10 pets (belly rubs exclude possible licks on the hand will be able to tell her exactly once that she is a good girl Cost: two glasses of wine and fun conversation Platinum package unlimited pets and belly rubs demonstration of all available tricks including but not limited to: speak whisper -peekaboo -shake -high five -fist bump -tell me a secret full face kisses if that's what you wish Cost: being my emotional support date through Aladdin while I question why this god forsaken movie ever had to be made but tearing up slightly cause I miss Robin Williams Terms and conditions apply. Side affects include seeing will smith try his very best, dog slobber and falling in love with either owner or just dog. Don't operate vehicles or heavy machinery while giving puppy pets. Please pet responsibly Sent Send Type a message Sometimes I have fun

Aladdin, God, and Love: @1°29%D
Verizon ?
9:16 PM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 5/25/19
Love the puppy what will it take
for me to pet him/her?
Today 9:14 PM
Well, you have a couple of
options, it depends on the what
level package of pets you're
looking for
Bronze package
Includes:
being in the general vicinity of
Lillypad
possible look over and
occasional sniff in the air towards
your direction
el will make her happy so you can
see her tail wag
Cost: a cup of coffee and
awkward conversation
Gold package
Includes:
you will get it exactly 10 pets
(belly rubs exclude
possible licks on the hand
will be able to tell her exactly
once that she is a good girl
Cost: two glasses of wine and
fun conversation
Platinum package
unlimited pets and belly rubs
demonstration of all available
tricks including but not limited to:
speak
whisper
-peekaboo
-shake
-high five
-fist bump
-tell me a secret
full face kisses if that's what you
wish
Cost: being my emotional
support date through Aladdin
while I question why this god
forsaken movie ever had to be
made but tearing up slightly
cause I miss Robin Williams
Terms and conditions apply. Side
affects include seeing will smith
try his very best, dog slobber and
falling in love with either owner
or just dog. Don't operate
vehicles or heavy machinery
while giving puppy pets. Please
pet responsibly
Sent
Send
Type a message
Sometimes I have fun

Aladdin, God, and Love: @1°29%D
Verizon ?
9:16 PM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 5/25/19
Love the puppy what will it take
for me to pet him/her?
Today 9:14 PM
Well, you have a couple of
options, it depends on the what
level package of pets you're
looking for
Bronze package
Includes:
being in the general vicinity of
Lillypad
possible look over and
occasional sniff in the air towards
your direction
el will make her happy so you can
see her tail wag
Cost: a cup of coffee and
awkward conversation
Gold package
Includes:
you will get it exactly 10 pets
(belly rubs exclude
possible licks on the hand
will be able to tell her exactly
once that she is a good girl
Cost: two glasses of wine and
fun conversation
Platinum package
unlimited pets and belly rubs
demonstration of all available
tricks including but not limited to:
speak
whisper
-peekaboo
-shake
-high five
-fist bump
-tell me a secret
full face kisses if that's what you
wish
Cost: being my emotional
support date through Aladdin
while I question why this god
forsaken movie ever had to be
made but tearing up slightly
cause I miss Robin Williams
Terms and conditions apply. Side
affects include seeing will smith
try his very best, dog slobber and
falling in love with either owner
or just dog. Don't operate
vehicles or heavy machinery
while giving puppy pets. Please
pet responsibly
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Total, Belly, and Your: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs

Total, Belly, and Your: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs

Total, Belly, and Your: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs

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Memes, 🤖, and Total: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs

Memes, 🤖, and Total: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs

Memes, 🤖, and Total: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs

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Http, Total, and Via: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs I’ll even give a tip via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2WUkNar

Http, Total, and Via: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
I’ll even give a tip via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2WUkNar

Http, Total, and Via: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
I’ll even give a tip via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2WUkNar

I’ll even give a tip via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2WUkNar

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Total, Belly, and Give: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs I’ll even give a tip

Total, Belly, and Give: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
I’ll even give a tip

Total, Belly, and Give: Your total comes to 12 belly rubs
I’ll even give a tip

I’ll even give a tip

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Eyes, Ok, and Me Ok: IG: @cnnrmltn @vitqls rubs eyes aggressively* me: ok

Eyes, Ok, and Me Ok: IG: @cnnrmltn
@vitqls
rubs eyes aggressively*
me:
ok

Eyes, Ok, and Me Ok: IG: @cnnrmltn
@vitqls
rubs eyes aggressively*
me:
ok

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Memes, Shit, and Tumblr: Me: rubs my eyes a little too hard My eyes Cherry 30-minute-memes: Ah shit, here we go again.

Memes, Shit, and Tumblr: Me: rubs my eyes a little
too hard
My eyes
Cherry
30-minute-memes:

Ah shit, here we go again.

Memes, Shit, and Tumblr: Me: rubs my eyes a little
too hard
My eyes
Cherry
30-minute-memes:

Ah shit, here we go again.

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Shit, Eyes, and Here We Go Again: Me: rubs my eyes a little too hard My eyes Cherry Ah shit, here we go again.

Shit, Eyes, and Here We Go Again: Me: rubs my eyes a little
too hard
My eyes
Cherry
Ah shit, here we go again.

Shit, Eyes, and Here We Go Again: Me: rubs my eyes a little
too hard
My eyes
Cherry
Ah shit, here we go again.

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Eyes, Ok, and Me Ok: IG: @cnnrmltn @vitqls rubs eyes aggressively* me: ok

Eyes, Ok, and Me Ok: IG: @cnnrmltn
@vitqls
rubs eyes aggressively*
me:
ok

Eyes, Ok, and Me Ok: IG: @cnnrmltn
@vitqls
rubs eyes aggressively*
me:
ok

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Dank, Memes, and Target: Andy's Emojination ME GRO @BrolsMeeeee "Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] Yes? 6/3/13, 2:21 AM Führer! by j_curic_5 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Andy's Emojination
ME
GRO
@BrolsMeeeee
"Sir, we are mining too many
useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
6/3/13, 2:21 AM
Führer! by j_curic_5
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Andy's Emojination
ME
GRO
@BrolsMeeeee
"Sir, we are mining too many
useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
6/3/13, 2:21 AM
Führer! by j_curic_5
MORE MEMES

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Memes, Hitler, and Http: Andy's Emojination ME GRO @BrolsMeeeee "Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] Yes? 6/3/13, 2:21 AM Führer! via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DojKaX

Memes, Hitler, and Http: Andy's Emojination
ME
GRO
@BrolsMeeeee
"Sir, we are mining too many
useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
6/3/13, 2:21 AM
Führer! via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DojKaX

Memes, Hitler, and Http: Andy's Emojination
ME
GRO
@BrolsMeeeee
"Sir, we are mining too many
useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
6/3/13, 2:21 AM
Führer! via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DojKaX

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Hitler, Mine, and Yes: Andy's Emojination ME GRO @BrolsMeeeee "Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] Yes? 6/3/13, 2:21 AM Führer!

Hitler, Mine, and Yes: Andy's Emojination
ME
GRO
@BrolsMeeeee
"Sir, we are mining too many
useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
6/3/13, 2:21 AM
Führer!

Hitler, Mine, and Yes: Andy's Emojination
ME
GRO
@BrolsMeeeee
"Sir, we are mining too many
useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?
6/3/13, 2:21 AM
Führer!

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At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watclh her dog and omg she's too much lol the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feedin Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sitfs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her. on t Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate . Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl . Let her escape - know where she's at At all times Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her! supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
supersoftly:
b0gvvitch:
I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
supersoftly:
b0gvvitch:
I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

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At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watclh her dog and omg she's too much lol the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feedin Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sitfs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her. on t Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate . Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl . Let her escape - know where she's at At all times Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her! supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
supersoftly:
b0gvvitch:
I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
supersoftly:
b0gvvitch:
I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

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Dank, McDonalds, and Memes: Jon @ArfMeasures Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't have to put Mc in front of words Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to Donalds meirl by ForeverCheesy FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, McDonalds, and Memes: Jon
@ArfMeasures
Me: Welcome to McDonalds,
can I take your McOrder
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs
temples* you don't have to put
Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer*
welcome to Donalds
meirl by ForeverCheesy
FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, McDonalds, and Memes: Jon
@ArfMeasures
Me: Welcome to McDonalds,
can I take your McOrder
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs
temples* you don't have to put
Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns to customer*
welcome to Donalds
meirl by ForeverCheesy
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meirl by ForeverCheesy FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

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Arguing, Dank, and Memes: When she rubs your belly at night and says its sexy but calls you a fat fuck whenever y'all argue That’s just mean by d4nkkkk FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Arguing, Dank, and Memes: When she rubs your belly at night and
says its sexy but calls you a fat fuck
whenever y'all argue
That’s just mean by d4nkkkk
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Arguing, Dank, and Memes: When she rubs your belly at night and
says its sexy but calls you a fat fuck
whenever y'all argue
That’s just mean by d4nkkkk
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Guy-*rubs a teapot* Genie - *appears* Guy-yoooo wtf Dale Im naked under the vaaapppeee Genie of real world by Apollo-Quan FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Memes, and Target: Guy-*rubs a teapot*
Genie - *appears*
Guy-yoooo wtf Dale
Im naked under the vaaapppeee
Genie of real world by Apollo-Quan
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Memes, and Target: Guy-*rubs a teapot*
Genie - *appears*
Guy-yoooo wtf Dale
Im naked under the vaaapppeee
Genie of real world by Apollo-Quan
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Genie of real world by Apollo-Quan FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

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Dogs, Friends, and I Bet: camembertlylegal: deadlydinos: Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like "Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up" "Yeah but there's a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs" Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock I bet that is the happiest dog Happiest Doggo

Dogs, Friends, and I Bet: camembertlylegal:
deadlydinos:
Once I was walking home with
some law school friends and they
were like "Why are you walking up
that street your street is like three
more streets up"
"Yeah but there's a house on this
street and sometimes their golden
retriever naps in the sun on the
sidewalk and I like to give him
belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up
belly rub lane because law school
is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
Happiest Doggo

Dogs, Friends, and I Bet: camembertlylegal:
deadlydinos:
Once I was walking home with
some law school friends and they
were like "Why are you walking up
that street your street is like three
more streets up"
"Yeah but there's a house on this
street and sometimes their golden
retriever naps in the sun on the
sidewalk and I like to give him
belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up
belly rub lane because law school
is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
Happiest Doggo

Happiest Doggo

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Definitely, Head, and Tumblr: sciencescribbler: animalrates: This is Balto. He’s a very content doggo. He has a legendary tongue slippage. 10/10 would definitely pet forever and ever. animal rates? I AM THIS IF GIVEN HEAD RUBS. I UNDERSTAND BALTO. GOOD DOGGO.

Definitely, Head, and Tumblr: sciencescribbler:

animalrates:

This is Balto. He’s a very content doggo. He has a legendary tongue slippage. 10/10 would definitely pet forever and ever.
animal rates?

I AM THIS IF GIVEN HEAD RUBS. I UNDERSTAND BALTO. GOOD DOGGO.

Definitely, Head, and Tumblr: sciencescribbler:

animalrates:

This is Balto. He’s a very content doggo. He has a legendary tongue slippage. 10/10 would definitely pet forever and ever.
animal rates?

I AM THIS IF GIVEN HEAD RUBS. I UNDERSTAND BALTO. GOOD DOGGO.

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Love, Netflix, and Pokemon: Hollow 9m ago Diva hates netflix this are all hdmi cables She is a demon Hollow 2m ago T have no more hdmi cablesI can't watch netflix unrepentant hollowedskin: hollowedskin: hollowedskin: Now I can’t watch pokemon diva hates me so much for anyone wondering yes this is the same diva she lives to make me suffer no one ever beleives that she is a demon cat bc she gets around looking like this but that is the face of the devil and she will enslave you to an eternity of belly rubs, taking up all the space on the bed and chewing on everything you love

Love, Netflix, and Pokemon: Hollow
9m ago
Diva hates netflix

this are all hdmi cables

She is a demon

Hollow
2m ago
T have no more hdmi cablesI can't watch
netflix

unrepentant
hollowedskin:
hollowedskin:

hollowedskin:
Now I can’t watch pokemon diva hates me so much
for anyone wondering yes this is the same diva she lives to make me suffer

no one ever beleives that she is a demon cat bc she gets around looking like this

but that is the face of the devil and she will enslave you to an eternity of belly rubs, taking up all the space on the bed and chewing on everything you love

Love, Netflix, and Pokemon: Hollow
9m ago
Diva hates netflix

this are all hdmi cables

She is a demon

Hollow
2m ago
T have no more hdmi cablesI can't watch
netflix

unrepentant
hollowedskin:
hollowedskin:

hollowedskin:
Now I can’t watch pokemon diva hates me so much
for anyone wondering yes this is the same diva she lives to make me suffer

no one ever beleives that she is a demon cat bc she gets around looking like this

but that is the face of the devil and she will enslave you to an eternity of belly rubs, taking up all the space on the bed and chewing on everything you love

hollowedskin: hollowedskin: hollowedskin: Now I can’t watch pokemon diva hates me so much for anyone wondering yes this is the same diva sh...

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Ass, Be Like, and Disney: TIME.com TIME @TIME Disney's first Latina princess, 'Elena of Avalor,' won't be looking for love Disney's First Latina Princess Won't Be Looking for Love time.com 23/07/16 01:10 Entertainment Weekly EW @EW The #Moana heroine will not have a love interest in the film: share.ew.com/jROIcjx #EWComicCon #SDCC 21/07/16 23:55 kaylapocalypse: seekingwillow: malcolm-twrkd-with-ida-4-justice: drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto: itsmikuisa: esinahs: bougiebussy: heyblackrose: I love this Eh, while it’s great that these characters are independent, something about all these princesses of color not finding love at the end of their movies rubs me the wrong way. Just like how Disney patted itself on the back for a black princess but she was Frogger damn near the whole movie. And it would’ve been a great opportunity to cast moc in romantic roles from that culture :/ ^^^ I’m so conflicted because yes, always having a love interest is annoying but poc never get to have a love interest Having the princesses of color not find love reinforces the idea that we have to strong and independent and aren’t needing of any support But I do like it because it deviates from the norm It might be cool if they had dudes in the movie who were interested and they had the princesses be like, “naw, I got shit to do, but maybe later!” Cause then it would obviously be a choice, instead of a worldstate that WoC don’t get hetero love (I’m not even gonna wish for queer love). This is actually a good example of the need for intersectional feminism. it is very common that white girl characters have love interests and finding love be the plot line and basis for all their stories and interactions.It is uncommon for a girl character of color to be seen as a potential love interest, in need of defense by a male character and/or support from a male character full stop.This is because of the history of social devaluation of woc and infantilization of white women.Thusly: it is subversive for white female characters to not have love interests for once and to focus on strength outside of male attention.while at the same time is it subversive for woc to be love interests and treated with care and reverence and with support in relationships on screen. The “norms” for two groups of women are different based on the historical interaction both groups have had to suffer under patriarchal and sexist/racist media. This is why its okay to feel hurt and roll your eyes when you see people screaming about how michonne from the walking dead “dont need no man” because she’s too “strong” to want to be desired and cared for, while at the same time feel hurt and roll your eyes when Black Widow is suddenly too helpless to get herself free from a basic ass cage and needs to be rescued by her randomly inserted love interest. @drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto @itsmikuisa @bougiebussy (the others dont have tagging on i dont think)

Ass, Be Like, and Disney: TIME.com
TIME
@TIME
Disney's first Latina princess, 'Elena
of Avalor,' won't be looking for love
Disney's First Latina Princess Won't Be
Looking for Love
time.com
23/07/16 01:10

Entertainment Weekly
EW
@EW
The #Moana heroine will not have
a love interest in the film:
share.ew.com/jROIcjx
#EWComicCon #SDCC
21/07/16 23:55
kaylapocalypse:

seekingwillow:

malcolm-twrkd-with-ida-4-justice:

drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto:

itsmikuisa:

esinahs:

bougiebussy:

heyblackrose:

I love this

Eh, while it’s great that these characters are independent, something about all these princesses of color not finding love at the end of their movies rubs me the wrong way. Just like how Disney patted itself on the back for a black princess but she was Frogger damn near the whole movie.

And it would’ve been a great opportunity to cast moc in romantic roles from that culture :/

^^^ I’m so conflicted because yes, always having a love interest is annoying but poc never get to have a love interest

Having the princesses of color not find love reinforces the idea that we have to strong and independent and aren’t needing of any support

But I do like it because it deviates from the norm

It might be cool if they had dudes in the movie who were interested and they had the princesses be like, “naw, I got shit to do, but maybe later!”

Cause then it would obviously be a choice, instead of a worldstate that WoC don’t get hetero love (I’m not even gonna wish for queer love).

This is actually a good example of the need for intersectional feminism. it is very common that white girl characters have love interests and finding love be the plot line and basis for all their stories and interactions.It is uncommon for a girl character of color to be seen as a potential love interest, in need of defense by a male character and/or support from a male character full stop.This is because of the history of social devaluation of woc and infantilization of white women.Thusly: it is subversive for white female characters to not have love interests for once and to focus on strength outside of male attention.while at the same time is it subversive for woc to be love interests and treated with care and reverence and with support in relationships on screen. The “norms” for two groups of women are different based on the historical interaction both groups have had to suffer under patriarchal and sexist/racist media. This is why its okay to feel hurt and roll your eyes when you see people screaming about how michonne from the walking dead “dont need no man” because she’s too “strong” to want to be desired and cared for, while at the same time feel hurt and roll your eyes when Black Widow is suddenly too helpless to get herself free from a basic ass cage and needs to be rescued by her randomly inserted love interest. @drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto @itsmikuisa @bougiebussy (the others dont have tagging on i dont think)

Ass, Be Like, and Disney: TIME.com
TIME
@TIME
Disney's first Latina princess, 'Elena
of Avalor,' won't be looking for love
Disney's First Latina Princess Won't Be
Looking for Love
time.com
23/07/16 01:10

Entertainment Weekly
EW
@EW
The #Moana heroine will not have
a love interest in the film:
share.ew.com/jROIcjx
#EWComicCon #SDCC
21/07/16 23:55
kaylapocalypse:

seekingwillow:

malcolm-twrkd-with-ida-4-justice:

drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto:

itsmikuisa:

esinahs:

bougiebussy:

heyblackrose:

I love this

Eh, while it’s great that these characters are independent, something about all these princesses of color not finding love at the end of their movies rubs me the wrong way. Just like how Disney patted itself on the back for a black princess but she was Frogger damn near the whole movie.

And it would’ve been a great opportunity to cast moc in romantic roles from that culture :/

^^^ I’m so conflicted because yes, always having a love interest is annoying but poc never get to have a love interest

Having the princesses of color not find love reinforces the idea that we have to strong and independent and aren’t needing of any support

But I do like it because it deviates from the norm

It might be cool if they had dudes in the movie who were interested and they had the princesses be like, “naw, I got shit to do, but maybe later!”

Cause then it would obviously be a choice, instead of a worldstate that WoC don’t get hetero love (I’m not even gonna wish for queer love).

This is actually a good example of the need for intersectional feminism. it is very common that white girl characters have love interests and finding love be the plot line and basis for all their stories and interactions.It is uncommon for a girl character of color to be seen as a potential love interest, in need of defense by a male character and/or support from a male character full stop.This is because of the history of social devaluation of woc and infantilization of white women.Thusly: it is subversive for white female characters to not have love interests for once and to focus on strength outside of male attention.while at the same time is it subversive for woc to be love interests and treated with care and reverence and with support in relationships on screen. The “norms” for two groups of women are different based on the historical interaction both groups have had to suffer under patriarchal and sexist/racist media. This is why its okay to feel hurt and roll your eyes when you see people screaming about how michonne from the walking dead “dont need no man” because she’s too “strong” to want to be desired and cared for, while at the same time feel hurt and roll your eyes when Black Widow is suddenly too helpless to get herself free from a basic ass cage and needs to be rescued by her randomly inserted love interest. @drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto @itsmikuisa @bougiebussy (the others dont have tagging on i dont think)

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9gag, Cats, and Com: IWANTS BELLY RUBS BUT ONLY EXACTLY3 AND THEN I'LL BITE VIA 9GAG.COM Cats…

9gag, Cats, and Com: IWANTS BELLY RUBS
BUT ONLY EXACTLY3
AND THEN I'LL BITE
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Bad, Batman, and Fire: STOPS, DROPS, HAS A PET ROCK AND ROLLS TRIES TO BE MORE SPONTANEOUS INTO ANOTHER FIRE IT RUNS AWAY COMBUSTS GETS ELECTED AS CLASS PRESIDENT PLAYS HIDE AND SEEK FINDS PILL OF IMMORTALITY ASSASSINATED NEVER SEEN AGAIN CHOKES ON IT GOES AS BATMAN FOR HALLOWEEN SERVES JURY DUTY CHECKS HIMSELF STILL WRECKS HIMSELF FOUND GUILTY PARENTS GET KILLED OPENS OWN BUSINESS GETS NEW CRAYONS IMMORTAL SENTENCED TO LIFE GETS FIRED ROSEART IN JAIL LOOKS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE BUYS MAIL ORDER BRIDE FLIPS PILLOW OVER GOES BLIND FRIENDZONED IT'S WARM GETS LAID RUBS HANDS WITH HAND SANITIZER TAKES AWKWARD PHOTOGRAPH KILLED BY THE 0.01% OF GERMS BECOMES THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET OF Best of Bad Luck Brian!

Bad, Batman, and Fire: STOPS, DROPS, HAS A PET ROCK
AND ROLLS
TRIES TO BE MORE
SPONTANEOUS
INTO ANOTHER
FIRE
IT RUNS AWAY
COMBUSTS
GETS ELECTED AS
CLASS PRESIDENT
PLAYS HIDE AND
SEEK
FINDS PILL OF
IMMORTALITY
ASSASSINATED NEVER SEEN AGAIN CHOKES ON IT
GOES AS BATMAN
FOR HALLOWEEN
SERVES JURY DUTY CHECKS HIMSELF
STILL WRECKS
HIMSELF
FOUND GUILTY
PARENTS GET KILLED
OPENS OWN
BUSINESS
GETS NEW CRAYONS
IMMORTAL
SENTENCED TO LIFE
GETS FIRED
ROSEART
IN JAIL
LOOKS ON THE
BRIGHT SIDE
BUYS MAIL ORDER
BRIDE
FLIPS PILLOW OVER
GOES BLIND FRIENDZONED IT'S WARM
GETS LAID
RUBS HANDS WITH
HAND SANITIZER
TAKES AWKWARD
PHOTOGRAPH
KILLED BY THE
0.01% OF GERMS
BECOMES THE LAUGHING
STOCK OF THE INTERNET
OF
Best of Bad Luck Brian!

Bad, Batman, and Fire: STOPS, DROPS, HAS A PET ROCK
AND ROLLS
TRIES TO BE MORE
SPONTANEOUS
INTO ANOTHER
FIRE
IT RUNS AWAY
COMBUSTS
GETS ELECTED AS
CLASS PRESIDENT
PLAYS HIDE AND
SEEK
FINDS PILL OF
IMMORTALITY
ASSASSINATED NEVER SEEN AGAIN CHOKES ON IT
GOES AS BATMAN
FOR HALLOWEEN
SERVES JURY DUTY CHECKS HIMSELF
STILL WRECKS
HIMSELF
FOUND GUILTY
PARENTS GET KILLED
OPENS OWN
BUSINESS
GETS NEW CRAYONS
IMMORTAL
SENTENCED TO LIFE
GETS FIRED
ROSEART
IN JAIL
LOOKS ON THE
BRIGHT SIDE
BUYS MAIL ORDER
BRIDE
FLIPS PILLOW OVER
GOES BLIND FRIENDZONED IT'S WARM
GETS LAID
RUBS HANDS WITH
HAND SANITIZER
TAKES AWKWARD
PHOTOGRAPH
KILLED BY THE
0.01% OF GERMS
BECOMES THE LAUGHING
STOCK OF THE INTERNET
OF
Best of Bad Luck Brian!

Best of Bad Luck Brian!

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