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Run, Man, and Then: kill someone and run awav kill someone then kill vourself Man kills himself and runs away

Run, Man, and Then: kill someone and
run awav
kill someone
then kill vourself
Man kills
himself and
runs away

Run, Man, and Then: kill someone and
run awav
kill someone
then kill vourself
Man kills
himself and
runs away

Sun, Man, and Kill Yourself: kill someone and un awav kill someone then kill yourself SUN Man kills himself and runs away

Sun, Man, and Kill Yourself: kill someone and
un awav
kill someone
then kill yourself
SUN
Man kills
himself and
runs away

Sun, Man, and Kill Yourself: kill someone and
un awav
kill someone
then kill yourself
SUN
Man kills
himself and
runs away

Birthday, Christmas, and Jesus: fasterfood u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. "its my birthday, not yours" he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms I mean, he’s not wrong

Birthday, Christmas, and Jesus: fasterfood
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs,
full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your
christmas presents. it is jesus. "its my birthday, not
yours" he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all
your gifts in his arms
I mean, he’s not wrong

Birthday, Christmas, and Jesus: fasterfood
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs,
full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your
christmas presents. it is jesus. "its my birthday, not
yours" he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all
your gifts in his arms
I mean, he’s not wrong

I mean, he’s not wrong

Memes, Sun, and Via: kill someone and un awav kill someone then kill yourself SUN Man kills himself and runs away Give this man an F via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EuJBk0

Memes, Sun, and Via: kill someone and
un awav
kill someone
then kill yourself
SUN
Man kills
himself and
runs away
Give this man an F via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EuJBk0

Memes, Sun, and Via: kill someone and
un awav
kill someone
then kill yourself
SUN
Man kills
himself and
runs away
Give this man an F via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EuJBk0

Give this man an F via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EuJBk0

Memes, Sun, and Via: kill someone and un awav kill someone then kill yourself SUN Man kills himself and runs away Give this man an F via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EuJBk0

Memes, Sun, and Via: kill someone and
un awav
kill someone
then kill yourself
SUN
Man kills
himself and
runs away
Give this man an F via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EuJBk0

Memes, Sun, and Via: kill someone and
un awav
kill someone
then kill yourself
SUN
Man kills
himself and
runs away
Give this man an F via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EuJBk0

Give this man an F via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EuJBk0

Philadelphia 76ers, Basketball, and Crying: *76ers locker room* Markelle Fultz: "Welcome to Philadelphia!" Jimmy Butler: "you can't shoot for sh*t" Fultz runs away crying GIF Tough 😂 (Via ‪SportsTalkJo3y‬-Twitter)

Philadelphia 76ers, Basketball, and Crying: *76ers locker room*
Markelle Fultz: "Welcome to
Philadelphia!"
Jimmy Butler: "you can't shoot for sh*t"
Fultz runs away crying
GIF
Tough 😂 (Via ‪SportsTalkJo3y‬-Twitter)

Philadelphia 76ers, Basketball, and Crying: *76ers locker room*
Markelle Fultz: "Welcome to
Philadelphia!"
Jimmy Butler: "you can't shoot for sh*t"
Fultz runs away crying
GIF
Tough 😂 (Via ‪SportsTalkJo3y‬-Twitter)

School, Fuck, and Dank Memes: When you're shooting up the school and someone runs away but there's no running in the halls excuse me what the fuck

School, Fuck, and Dank Memes: When you're shooting up the school
and someone runs away but there's
no running in the halls
excuse me what the fuck

School, Fuck, and Dank Memes: When you're shooting up the school
and someone runs away but there's
no running in the halls
excuse me what the fuck

Get Hard, Com, and Who: October 9 I want someone who stays, not someone who runs away when things get hard YPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM

Get Hard, Com, and Who: October 9
I want someone who stays, not someone
who runs away when things get hard
YPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM

Get Hard, Com, and Who: October 9
I want someone who stays, not someone
who runs away when things get hard
YPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM

Memes, Videos, and Girlfriend: Boyfriend runs away after his girlfriend catches a bride's bouquet In Follow @comediic for more videos✨✨ - Credit: Unknown (DM for credit)

Memes, Videos, and Girlfriend: Boyfriend runs away after his girlfriend
catches a bride's bouquet
In
Follow @comediic for more videos✨✨ - Credit: Unknown (DM for credit)

Memes, Videos, and Girlfriend: Boyfriend runs away after his girlfriend
catches a bride's bouquet
In
Follow @comediic for more videos✨✨ - Credit: Unknown (DM for credit)

Alive, Dank, and Life: jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls off comes alive and runs away seeking a better life My dick

Alive, Dank, and Life: jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better life
My dick

Alive, Dank, and Life: jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better life
My dick

Beautiful, Confused, and Emo: s Person: *sees my phone and sees im listening to this* Stop listening to your emo shit Me: looks person in the eyes and starts rapping to Heavydirtysoul Person: Okay? But its still emo Me: ITS NOT EMO ITS ART THATS BEAUTIFUL Teacher: *walks over to me and person* Whats going on? Me: Im a kitchen sink, you dont know what that means cause a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me Teacher: l-/ Person: IM DONE *walks away* Me: YOURE JOSH DUN??'? Person: *runs away* Teacher: Can you save my? Me: Can you save my Heavydirtysoul? Teacher and Me: FROM MEEEEEE? Everyone else: looks at me and teacher confused* remember when i had the |- in my bio

Beautiful, Confused, and Emo: s
Person: *sees my phone and sees im
listening to this* Stop listening to your emo
shit
Me: looks person in the eyes and starts
rapping to Heavydirtysoul
Person: Okay? But its still emo
Me: ITS NOT EMO ITS ART THATS BEAUTIFUL
Teacher: *walks over to me and person*
Whats going on?
Me: Im a kitchen sink, you dont know what
that means cause a kitchen sink to you is not
a kitchen sink to me
Teacher: l-/
Person: IM DONE *walks away*
Me: YOURE JOSH DUN??'?
Person: *runs away*
Teacher: Can you save my?
Me: Can you save my Heavydirtysoul?
Teacher and Me: FROM MEEEEEE?
Everyone else: looks at me and teacher
confused*
remember when i had the |- in my bio

Beautiful, Confused, and Emo: s
Person: *sees my phone and sees im
listening to this* Stop listening to your emo
shit
Me: looks person in the eyes and starts
rapping to Heavydirtysoul
Person: Okay? But its still emo
Me: ITS NOT EMO ITS ART THATS BEAUTIFUL
Teacher: *walks over to me and person*
Whats going on?
Me: Im a kitchen sink, you dont know what
that means cause a kitchen sink to you is not
a kitchen sink to me
Teacher: l-/
Person: IM DONE *walks away*
Me: YOURE JOSH DUN??'?
Person: *runs away*
Teacher: Can you save my?
Me: Can you save my Heavydirtysoul?
Teacher and Me: FROM MEEEEEE?
Everyone else: looks at me and teacher
confused*
remember when i had the |- in my bio

Hungry, Tumblr, and Thank You: TB <p><a href="https://alexasenna.tumblr.com/post/171692358023/theskoomacat-catsbeaversandducks-sir-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">alexasenna</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://theskoomacat.tumblr.com/post/171665277636/catsbeaversandducks-sir-i-can-has-fish-thank" class="tumblr_blog">theskoomacat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://catsbeaversandducks.tumblr.com/post/171626331486/sir-i-can-has-fish-thank-you-kind-sir" class="tumblr_blog">catsbeaversandducks</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Translation:</p> <p><b>[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]</b></p> <p>Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? <b>[weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish]</b> Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. <b>[weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] </b>Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. <b>[weasel grabs a fish and runs away]</b> Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife </p> </blockquote>

Hungry, Tumblr, and Thank You: TB
<p><a href="https://alexasenna.tumblr.com/post/171692358023/theskoomacat-catsbeaversandducks-sir-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">alexasenna</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://theskoomacat.tumblr.com/post/171665277636/catsbeaversandducks-sir-i-can-has-fish-thank" class="tumblr_blog">theskoomacat</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://catsbeaversandducks.tumblr.com/post/171626331486/sir-i-can-has-fish-thank-you-kind-sir" class="tumblr_blog">catsbeaversandducks</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”<br/></p></blockquote>
<p>Translation:</p>
<p><b>[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]</b></p>
<p>Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? <b>[weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish]</b> Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. <b>[weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] </b>Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. <b>[weasel grabs a fish and runs away]</b> Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife </p>
</blockquote>

Hungry, Tumblr, and Thank You: TB
<p><a href="https://alexasenna.tumblr.com/post/171692358023/theskoomacat-catsbeaversandducks-sir-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">alexasenna</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://theskoomacat.tumblr.com/post/171665277636/catsbeaversandducks-sir-i-can-has-fish-thank" class="tumblr_blog">theskoomacat</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://catsbeaversandducks.tumblr.com/post/171626331486/sir-i-can-has-fish-thank-you-kind-sir" class="tumblr_blog">catsbeaversandducks</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”<br/></p></blockquote>
<p>Translation:</p>
<p><b>[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]</b></p>
<p>Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? <b>[weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish]</b> Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. <b>[weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] </b>Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. <b>[weasel grabs a fish and runs away]</b> Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife </p>
</blockquote>

Butt, Memes, and Precious: HOW TO DISABLE A FEMALE RAPIST THAT WANTS TO STEAL YOUR PRECIOUS SEED Hoof her right in the front butt Grab, yank and twist her dirty pillows until she runs away MAKE SHENANIGANS GREAT AGAIN Important information.

Butt, Memes, and Precious: HOW TO DISABLE A FEMALE RAPIST
THAT WANTS TO STEAL YOUR PRECIOUS SEED
Hoof her
right in the
front butt
Grab, yank
and twist
her dirty pillows
until she runs away
MAKE SHENANIGANS GREAT AGAIN
Important information.

Butt, Memes, and Precious: HOW TO DISABLE A FEMALE RAPIST
THAT WANTS TO STEAL YOUR PRECIOUS SEED
Hoof her
right in the
front butt
Grab, yank
and twist
her dirty pillows
until she runs away
MAKE SHENANIGANS GREAT AGAIN
Important information.

Important information.

Memes, Water, and MeIRL: HAS APET ROCK 2012 memes: IT RUNS AWAY when u blow on ur bottled water because it's too o iu参 2018 memes: meirl

Memes, Water, and MeIRL: HAS APET ROCK
2012
memes:
IT RUNS AWAY
when u blow on ur bottled water
because it's too o iu参
2018
memes:
meirl

Memes, Water, and MeIRL: HAS APET ROCK
2012
memes:
IT RUNS AWAY
when u blow on ur bottled water
because it's too o iu参
2018
memes:
meirl

meirl

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Butt, Memes, and Precious: HOW TO DISABLE A FEMALE RAPIST
THAT WANTS TO STEAL YOUR PRECIOUS SEED
Hoof her
right in the
front butt
Grab, yank
and twist
her dirty pillows
until she runs away
MAKE SHENANIGANS GREAT AGAIN
<p>Here’s some Important information via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KrGtVM">https://ift.tt/2KrGtVM</a></p>

Butt, Memes, and Precious: HOW TO DISABLE A FEMALE RAPIST
THAT WANTS TO STEAL YOUR PRECIOUS SEED
Hoof her
right in the
front butt
Grab, yank
and twist
her dirty pillows
until she runs away
MAKE SHENANIGANS GREAT AGAIN
<p>Here’s some Important information via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KrGtVM">https://ift.tt/2KrGtVM</a></p>

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Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day, jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls off comes alive and runs away seeking a better life

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better life

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better life

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day, jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls off comes alive and runs away seeking a better life

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better life

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better life

Food, Meme, and Pregnant: LOOK AT MY FOOD 8ABY! LOOK... @Murrz tudio Not pregnant just eating right.... like A LOT to stay warm because there’s no one to hold me at night and sometimes I get cold and I try to cuddle with my cat but she always runs away.... anyway what was this meme about? I lost my track of thought.

Food, Meme, and Pregnant: LOOK AT MY
FOOD 8ABY!
LOOK...
@Murrz
tudio
Not pregnant just eating right.... like A LOT to stay warm because there’s no one to hold me at night and sometimes I get cold and I try to cuddle with my cat but she always runs away.... anyway what was this meme about? I lost my track of thought.

Food, Meme, and Pregnant: LOOK AT MY
FOOD 8ABY!
LOOK...
@Murrz
tudio
Not pregnant just eating right.... like A LOT to stay warm because there’s no one to hold me at night and sometimes I get cold and I try to cuddle with my cat but she always runs away.... anyway what was this meme about? I lost my track of thought.

Not pregnant just eating right.... like A LOT to stay warm because there’s no one to hold me at night and sometimes I get cold and I try to ...

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day, jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls off comes alive and runs away seeking a better life <p>Happy Valentines Day! 💘</p>

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better life
<p>Happy Valentines Day! 💘</p>

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better life
<p>Happy Valentines Day! 💘</p>

Alive, Valentine's Day, and Dick: When you're single on Valentine's Day, jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls off comes alive and runs away seeking a better lifee Lmfao 😂

Alive, Valentine's Day, and Dick: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better lifee
Lmfao 😂

Alive, Valentine's Day, and Dick: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seeking a
better lifee
Lmfao 😂

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day, jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls off comes alive and runs away seekinga better life

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seekinga
better life

Alive, Life, and Valentine's Day: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seekinga
better life

Alive, Life, and Memes: When you're single on Valentine's Day, jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls off comes alive and runs away seekinga better life <p>I MUST ESCAPE via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2nvR5sO">http://ift.tt/2nvR5sO</a></p>

Alive, Life, and Memes: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seekinga
better life
<p>I MUST ESCAPE via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2nvR5sO">http://ift.tt/2nvR5sO</a></p>

Alive, Life, and Memes: When you're single on Valentine's Day,
jerk off 37 times and your dick literally falls
off comes alive and runs away seekinga
better life
<p>I MUST ESCAPE via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2nvR5sO">http://ift.tt/2nvR5sO</a></p>

Animals, Ariel, and Cinderella : signs as disney giris ariel cancer, aries aurora taurus, leo smart but rebellious melodramatic fake fan - will sell soul for a chicken nugget - emo TM mulan capricorn, jasmine scorpio, bra virgo strong independent woman lowkey dead inside cinderella competitive as heck will fight you secretly soft gemini -gets shit done tho never stops talking bamboozled glo up snow white belle pisces sagittarius C aquarius looks weak - dumb - soft for animals - is not weak won't give up on you runs away from problems

Animals, Ariel, and Cinderella : signs as disney giris
ariel
cancer, aries
aurora
taurus, leo
smart but rebellious
melodramatic
fake fan
- will sell soul for
a chicken nugget
- emo TM
mulan
capricorn,
jasmine
scorpio,
bra
virgo
strong independent woman
lowkey dead inside
cinderella
competitive as heck
will fight you
secretly soft
gemini
-gets shit done tho
never stops talking
bamboozled
glo up
snow white
belle
pisces
sagittarius C
aquarius
looks weak
- dumb
- soft for animals
- is not weak
won't give up on you
runs away from problems

Animals, Ariel, and Cinderella : signs as disney giris
ariel
cancer, aries
aurora
taurus, leo
smart but rebellious
melodramatic
fake fan
- will sell soul for
a chicken nugget
- emo TM
mulan
capricorn,
jasmine
scorpio,
bra
virgo
strong independent woman
lowkey dead inside
cinderella
competitive as heck
will fight you
secretly soft
gemini
-gets shit done tho
never stops talking
bamboozled
glo up
snow white
belle
pisces
sagittarius C
aquarius
looks weak
- dumb
- soft for animals
- is not weak
won't give up on you
runs away from problems

Amazon, Bad, and Dad: When the African Grey parrot N'kisi first met Jane Goodall, he recognized her from a photograph and asked "Got a chimp?" It is claimed that this was a possible display of a sense of humor. Cc Ultrafacts.tumblr.com outragedbird: theofficialvincenzo: countess7: buggery-approved: whatswrongwithblue: toshio-the-starman: onyx-san: siddharthasmama: angel-with-a-flower-crown: maggiemunkee: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed. that is one sadistic bird I am slightly afraid now. I love birds? African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors. I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”. Parrots are awesome. I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name. He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs. Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh. But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. Parrots are people. @oneshortdamnfuse African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent

Amazon, Bad, and Dad: When the African Grey parrot N'kisi first
met Jane Goodall, he recognized her
from a photograph and asked "Got a
chimp?" It is claimed that this was a
possible display of a sense of humor.
Cc
Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
outragedbird:

theofficialvincenzo:

countess7:

buggery-approved:

whatswrongwithblue:

toshio-the-starman:

onyx-san:

siddharthasmama:

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.
I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.
Parrots are awesome.

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.
He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.
Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble.
Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours.
If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!”
If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.
But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all.

Parrots are people.

@oneshortdamnfuse

African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet

When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent

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I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.
I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.
Parrots are awesome.

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.
He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.
Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble.
Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours.
If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!”
If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.
But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all.

Parrots are people.

@oneshortdamnfuse

African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet

When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent

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Girl Memes, How, and Another: Nbd. Just me forcing, yet again,
another relationship that shouldn't
happen
IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS
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Girl Memes, How, and Another: Nbd. Just me forcing, yet again,
another relationship that shouldn't
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Memes, Good, and Voice: flowerfae
[chopped voice] so i look down at the
basket and i'm immediately thinking i
can't cook,
Source: flowerfae
*takes the good ingredients and runs away* - Max textpost textposts

Memes, Good, and Voice: flowerfae
[chopped voice] so i look down at the
basket and i'm immediately thinking i
can't cook,
Source: flowerfae
*takes the good ingredients and runs away* - Max textpost textposts

*takes the good ingredients and runs away* - Max textpost textposts

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Clock, Memes, and Alarm: There is a wheeled alarm clock
available named, Clocky, which runs
away and hides, forcing you to get
out of bed to shut it off.
/didyouknowpagel @didyouknowpage

Clock, Memes, and Alarm: There is a wheeled alarm clock
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Run, Pain, and How: No matter how fast l run.. I cannot run away from the pain...

Run, Pain, and How: No matter
how fast l
run..
I cannot
run away
from the
pain...

Run, Pain, and How: No matter
how fast l
run..
I cannot
run away
from the
pain...

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Gym, Memes, and Run: lydiabutz
I just really want to start a gym
for geeks where you'd have to
like run away from Daleks or
GET TO ENGINEERING
through some ducts or like
compete in a Tri-Wizard
Tournament or train withh
lightsabers and it would just be
hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
the only reason i'd exercise
Reinvented by Shit Tumble Says for iFunny)
® ifunny mobi
THIS!!

Gym, Memes, and Run: lydiabutz
I just really want to start a gym
for geeks where you'd have to
like run away from Daleks or
GET TO ENGINEERING
through some ducts or like
compete in a Tri-Wizard
Tournament or train withh
lightsabers and it would just be
hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
the only reason i'd exercise
Reinvented by Shit Tumble Says for iFunny)
® ifunny mobi
THIS!!

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America, Memes, and Run: MECHA
WE WILL NOT
BE INTIMIDATED
Not then! Not today! Not tomorrow! 🦋✊🏽❤ Repost @lensofadvocacy: To the Dreamers, You are powerful- that’s why they fear you. They fear what you are capable of- success. They fear your movement - to lead and not follow. They fear your voice- that’s why they want to silence you. The America I know gives opportunities, it doesn’t deprive of them. The America I know embraces diversity! It doesn’t run away from it. The America I know speaks many languages. The America I know doesn’t fear anybody because we are stronger together. What is an American Dream without dreamers? What happened to OUR America? You are no less than me. I am one with you- we are equal. I will fight with you. This is OUR country-WE are united, while they STAND divided. They say undocumented- I say unafraid. We are the sleeping giant they fear. But we are WOKE. La lucha sigue. -@dreaj ImmigrantJustice

America, Memes, and Run: MECHA
WE WILL NOT
BE INTIMIDATED
Not then! Not today! Not tomorrow! 🦋✊🏽❤ Repost @lensofadvocacy: To the Dreamers, You are powerful- that’s why they fear you. They fear what you are capable of- success. They fear your movement - to lead and not follow. They fear your voice- that’s why they want to silence you. The America I know gives opportunities, it doesn’t deprive of them. The America I know embraces diversity! It doesn’t run away from it. The America I know speaks many languages. The America I know doesn’t fear anybody because we are stronger together. What is an American Dream without dreamers? What happened to OUR America? You are no less than me. I am one with you- we are equal. I will fight with you. This is OUR country-WE are united, while they STAND divided. They say undocumented- I say unafraid. We are the sleeping giant they fear. But we are WOKE. La lucha sigue. -@dreaj ImmigrantJustice

Not then! Not today! Not tomorrow! 🦋✊🏽❤ Repost @lensofadvocacy: To the Dreamers, You are powerful- that’s why they fear you. They fear what ...

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Run, Good, and Heart: "you can't just run away from your problems Me I hope something good happens to you today. No matter how small or simple it may seem to someone else, i hope something contents you from the bottom of your heart & makes your worries feel lighter

Run, Good, and Heart: "you can't just run away from your
problems
Me
I hope something good happens to you today. No matter how small or simple it may seem to someone else, i hope something contents you from the bottom of your heart & makes your worries feel lighter

Run, Good, and Heart: "you can't just run away from your
problems
Me
I hope something good happens to you today. No matter how small or simple it may seem to someone else, i hope something contents you from the bottom of your heart & makes your worries feel lighter

I hope something good happens to you today. No matter how small or simple it may seem to someone else, i hope something contents you from th...

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hot is dating u so u gotta make sure
she doesn't run away
@Masiropa
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Dating, Funny, and Jay: When u can't believe someone that
hot is dating u so u gotta make sure
she doesn't run away
@Masiropa
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Dating, Jay, and Run: When you can't believe someone that
hot is dating you and you gotta make
sure she doesn't run away
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Dating, Jay, and Run: When you can't believe someone that
hot is dating you and you gotta make
sure she doesn't run away
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Memes, Run, and Marvelous: # Marvelous/okes
I've never done battle.
just web people up
and run away.
Accurate 😂 MarvelousJokes

Memes, Run, and Marvelous: # Marvelous/okes
I've never done battle.
just web people up
and run away.
Accurate 😂 MarvelousJokes

Accurate 😂 MarvelousJokes

Crying, Run, and Home: "so my sister got her wisdom teeth out today and tried to run away from home" I'M CRYING 😂 https://t.co/SFWmG4yIDq

Crying, Run, and Home: "so my sister got her wisdom teeth out today and tried to run away from home" I'M CRYING 😂 https://t.co/SFWmG4yIDq

Crying, Run, and Home: "so my sister got her wisdom teeth out today and tried to run away from home" I'M CRYING 😂 https://t.co/SFWmG4yIDq

You, Option, and Away: when your gf runs away from you but runs into the wildy and dies Choose Option Leugh Concel

You, Option, and Away: when your gf runs away from you but
runs into the wildy and dies
Choose Option
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Concel

You, Option, and Away: when your gf runs away from you but
runs into the wildy and dies
Choose Option
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Concel

Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107 6 min. ago .. 30 year old NEET wake up at 2pm had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room 102.0 kB JPG waddle downstairs to check GBP board wait a minute to catch my breath before l look just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce! legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera "mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disqusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you'" she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down have my crayons and Ninja Turtles coloring book to occupy me while I wait the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l eat them along with the vomit "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy thanks mummy do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further high-chair finally breaks from my heft causes me to have another accident mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am mfw Anon is a dissapointment

Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107
6 min. ago ..
30 year old NEET
wake up at 2pm
had accident in sleep which I rolled
around in
grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my
best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs
and piss bottles in my room
102.0 kB JPG
waddle downstairs to check GBP board
wait a minute to catch my breath before l
look
just enough Good Boy Points for some
tendies and sauce!
legs buckle under own weight
roll myself into the living room where
mummy is watching her favorite soap
opera
"mummy mummy I have enough Good
Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disqusting
look on her face while I lay flat on the
ground stuggling to get up
"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some
tendies for you'"
she struggles to go to the kitchen without
vomitting from the smell and sight of my
obese, putrid, feces and semen covered
she pulls the tendies out of the freezer
after letting the oven heat up as she begins
to cry into the sink

I roll over and pull myself up to my high
chair that starts to creak as I sit down
have my crayons and Ninja Turtles
coloring book to occupy me while I wait
the tendies are finally done and she puts
them on my plate
she can't hold back the vomit as I open my
mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all
over my plate
I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l
eat them along with the vomit
"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy
thanks mummy
do my best to muster a smile but the rows
of decaying teeth only disgust mummy
further
high-chair finally breaks from my heft
causes me to have another accident
mum runs away to her room, sobbing
uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
I just sit there on floor, in my own filth,
thinking about what a disappointment I am
mfw
Anon is a dissapointment

Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107
6 min. ago ..
30 year old NEET
wake up at 2pm
had accident in sleep which I rolled
around in
grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my
best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs
and piss bottles in my room
102.0 kB JPG
waddle downstairs to check GBP board
wait a minute to catch my breath before l
look
just enough Good Boy Points for some
tendies and sauce!
legs buckle under own weight
roll myself into the living room where
mummy is watching her favorite soap
opera
"mummy mummy I have enough Good
Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disqusting
look on her face while I lay flat on the
ground stuggling to get up
"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some
tendies for you'"
she struggles to go to the kitchen without
vomitting from the smell and sight of my
obese, putrid, feces and semen covered
she pulls the tendies out of the freezer
after letting the oven heat up as she begins
to cry into the sink

I roll over and pull myself up to my high
chair that starts to creak as I sit down
have my crayons and Ninja Turtles
coloring book to occupy me while I wait
the tendies are finally done and she puts
them on my plate
she can't hold back the vomit as I open my
mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all
over my plate
I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l
eat them along with the vomit
"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy
thanks mummy
do my best to muster a smile but the rows
of decaying teeth only disgust mummy
further
high-chair finally breaks from my heft
causes me to have another accident
mum runs away to her room, sobbing
uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
I just sit there on floor, in my own filth,
thinking about what a disappointment I am
mfw
Anon is a dissapointment

Memes, Run, and 🤖: "You can't just run away from your problems" Me: me an hour ago

Memes, Run, and 🤖: "You can't just run away from
your problems"
Me:
me an hour ago

Memes, Run, and 🤖: "You can't just run away from
your problems"
Me:
me an hour ago

me an hour ago

Memes, Friendship, and 🤖: comradekatya when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away a Farrah Moan @farrahrized l've cried and cried about it for weeks but you can't force a friendship on someone that doesn't want one ME ME ME

Memes, Friendship, and 🤖: comradekatya
when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it
runs away
a Farrah Moan
@farrahrized
l've cried and cried about it
for weeks but you can't force
a friendship on someone that
doesn't want one
ME ME ME

Memes, Friendship, and 🤖: comradekatya
when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it
runs away
a Farrah Moan
@farrahrized
l've cried and cried about it
for weeks but you can't force
a friendship on someone that
doesn't want one
ME ME ME

ME ME ME

Cute, Fall, and Love: riverselkie i want to run away...but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard samalsoblogs me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft SinglesTM and hopelessly lost): where's totoro ༼(∩ ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡ ͡°)༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･｡ﾟ -yoongi✨ ( @atomicyoongi )

Cute, Fall, and Love: riverselkie
i want to run away...but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese
loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked
mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving
castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
samalsoblogs
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft SinglesTM and
hopelessly lost): where's totoro
༼(∩ ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡ ͡°)༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･｡ﾟ -yoongi✨ ( @atomicyoongi )

Cute, Fall, and Love: riverselkie
i want to run away...but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese
loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked
mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving
castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
samalsoblogs
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft SinglesTM and
hopelessly lost): where's totoro
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