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Being Alone, Boner, and Do a Barrel Roll: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." 03 thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post?
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America, Bodies , and Community: Samuel Sinyangwe ^ @samswey REST The white neighbors reportedly called police 60 times in the past 18 years When asked why they said "We have always been told by the police that if we feel threatened, 'Don't confront these people, just call us," Mic @mic White Ohio family that called 911 on black boy mowing lawn calls police on him again July 4 bit.ly/2ubVJyt SATURDAY SUNDAY AG REPEAT EQUIPMENT 7/7/18, 8:31 PM 2,974 Retweets 3,687 Likes 4c Millions. @lmJustCeej 23h Replying to @samswey My local police department sent me a bill in the mail because of a false burglar alarm the second time they came out. Two times. That's all we got. Why aren't these ppl getting billed for false reporting/911 calls? 2 054 356 Dena Wong @love4leggedkids 23h I was wondering the same thing Sap Sacks @HoaxMakesMusic 4h The answer is qwhite simple Surprisingly so, really Wanda @itsWanda .1d Replying to @samswey Long past due for those people to get billed and sued for nuisance and harassment. 2 kristin-#acrogirl @KchrisKristín: 23h ﹀ spot on. 127 O 22 Katie Bretsch @hereitcomesagin 1d v Replying to @samswey @samswey EVEN WHITE PEOPLE ARE SICK F OTHER WHITE PEOPLES RACIST v282 Jester V-B BlackWood @Jeste... 23h v Replying to @samswey That's is how tamir rice died. Someone calling the police on him cause they felt "threatened" by a toy gun 6 78 CK @cmkinmia 9h Replying to @samswey and @ReignOfApril Lots to unpack in that sentence: 1. Black bodies are threatening at all times 2. Police assigns immediate criminality to Black bodies, teaches this to the community. 3. 18 years. Sure, Trump empowered Racists but this is America, just as it ever was, now with more video odinsblog: Please, don’t think for one minute that these white people aren’t knowingly endangering the black people they call the police on. They don’t live in caves. They’re fully aware of how black people get shot by police for the most minor “infractions”.

odinsblog: Please, don’t think for one minute that these white people aren’t knowingly endangering the black people they call the police on...

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